There's Something Wrong With My Immortal Path

Chapter 85: Wicked Disciple! What have you realized in the end?!

What is it like to have an out-of-body experience?

...

Gugu gugu—

Xia Ming saw a group of white cranes flying by beside him.

At this moment, they were chatting with each other.

[What is the meaning of life?]

[I want to go to the Heavenly Paradise and have some immortal food.]

[You don't love me at all.]

[The Great Dao is all illusory.]

[Foolish child!]

[Gugu!]

...

Listening to the sound of the white cranes, Xia Ming felt like he might have gone crazy.

Can you see a cauldron talking if you're not crazy?

Can you see such white cranes if you're not crazy?

Before Xia Ming could react, those white cranes flew over again, surrounding Xia Ming and flying upwards together.

Gaga gaga—

The sound of the immortal cranes changed.

Looking down, Xia Ming saw a pitch-black ground.

Upon closer inspection, Xia Ming realized that it wasn't the ground, but his physical body.

Looking up, Xia Ming saw an endless galaxy, the sun, the moon, and the universe.

Upon closer inspection, behind the stars were pairs of eyes.

In that moment of clarity, Xia Ming began to struggle violently.

"No no no! I want to go back! Let go of me!"

Hahaha—

Those immortal cranes laughed.

They wouldn't give Xia Ming any chance to struggle.

One after another, the immortal cranes grabbed onto Xia Ming's clothes.

As they flapped their wings and flew high, they sang loudly.

[To become an immortal~~ Riding on a crane and soaring in the sky~~]

[Turning stones into gold~~ Ineffable wonders~~]

[Attaining the Dao~~ Ascending to immortality~~ Boundless joy~~]

[In the mortal realm~~ Free from worries~~ Eternal life~~]

[All beings~~ Worship me~~ Ineffable wonders~~]

[Burying bones and flesh! Killing wives and concubines! Follow me in chanting the immortal realm!]

[Abandoning the physical body! Separating yin and yang! Please listen to my song of becoming an immortal!]

[There is no escape from suffering in the mortal realm, only by becoming an immortal can one avoid falling!]

[One day, Immortal Ascension! Boundless magical power!]

[Servant immortal! Proclaiming immortal! Becoming immortal!]

[Guga! Gaguga! Jie!]

...

[You wanted to become an immortal, right? Now we will take you to become an immortal!]

[Jie jie jie!]

Listening to that sinister laughter, Xia Ming felt his scalp go numb.

"No no no! I don't want to become an immortal anymore! I have an elderly mother in her eighties and a three-year-old child!"

[Since you've embarked on the path of immortality, you don't have a say anymore!]

"No!"

As Xia Ming was about to be taken into the sky by the group of immortal cranes, a pure white hand grabbed his left hand.

The touch was warm and smooth, like condensed fat. Although the jade-like hand was delicate, it appeared extremely firm.

Xia Ming felt that this little hand was familiar, but at this moment, he couldn't remember anything.

With his left hand restrained, Xia Ming's figure suddenly froze. Realizing that something was wrong, the group of immortal cranes suddenly flapped their wings.

[Become an immortal! Become an immortal! We will send you to heaven! Just let us take you up!]

[If we miss the auspicious time, it won't be fresh anymore!]

Gradually, even that jade hand couldn't hold on.

Seeing this scene, the group of birds and cranes began to mock again.

[Jie jie jie! Xia Daxian! Have you thought of your immortal name yet?]

[Come with us! Today is the auspicious day for you to become an immortal!]

Just as the white jade hand was about to lose its grip, a pitch-black hand grabbed Xia Ming's right hand.

With a terrifying force, Xia Ming's soul was forcefully pulled back.

...

Returning to his physical body once again, Xia Ming's soul was in a daze.

His gaze at this moment was almost on the verge of collapse. The impact of the scene just now was too great for him.

Seeing all of Xia Ming's reactions, He Niansheng felt that the time had come.

Yes, he added something else to this Blood Pill.

Something mysterious.

That thing is called the Immortal Ascension Powder.

After taking the Immortal Ascension Powder, one would be as happy as an immortal!

Now, Xia Ming wouldn't have any more ulterior motives.

Calmly spreading out some books, He Niansheng whispered temptingly:

"Xia Ming, tell your master, what did you see?"

On the ground, there were many books placed.

The Great Sun Alchemy Technique, the Great River Qi Refining Technique, the Spirit Root Ego Theory, the Minor Wind Traveling Technique...

"Xia Ming! Do you still recognize these?"

Looking at the scattered books on the ground, Xia Ming's eyes gradually lit up.

One voice after another resounded in Xia Ming's ears, overlapping and exploding.

A massive inspiration, like the bursting of the Great River.

Unstoppable once ignited.

[Why isn't the Dantian a key acupoint?]

[The Gold Core is the cultivator's energy source, and the Great Sun Alchemy Decision is a mobile energy transportation manual!]

[The Lower Dantian can be used for Foundation Building! What about the Middle Dantian? What about the Upper Dantian?]

[The Dantian is like an acupoint! Why aren't acupoints considered Dantian? Why can't other acupoints be used for Foundation Building?]

[The Little Wind Technique is a feasibility study for humanoid combat aircraft! Why use wind as the driving force?]

[Why not use solar energy! Why not use the Gold Core as the driver! Insert the Gold Core into the acupoint!]

[Activate the Gold Core, and the Great Sun will blaze!]

...

"So that's how it is! So that's how it is!"

"Hahaha! I've realized it! I've realized it!"

With a leap, Xia Ming stood up.

He bounced and jumped.

The overwhelming joy in Xia Ming's heart could no longer be suppressed.

At this moment, he was as happy as a carefree child.

In the end, he even jumped directly into He Niansheng's arms.

Seeing Xia Ming embracing him, He Niansheng furrowed his brows.

Side effects of the Blood Pill?

Uncontrollable emotional impulses?

Although he wanted to knock Xia Ming unconscious, He Niansheng let him be for the sake of continuing the research.

After all, he knew how terrifying the emotional fluctuations caused by the Blood Pill could be. Even he had almost lost control.

Clutching the elixir "Flowing Light" in his hand, He Niansheng ultimately didn't let Xia Ming drink it.

He needed to see more.

He had a feeling that Xia Ming was hiding something from him.

The path to immortality couldn't tolerate any carelessness.

Patiently, He Niansheng continued to guide:

"Xia Ming! Xia Ming, calm down."

"No! No! No! Master, I really saw it!"

Upon hearing Xia Ming's words, doubts arose in He Niansheng's heart.

Xia Ming's illness was caused by seeing various abnormal things.

What did he see this time?

Holding Xia Ming's shoulders, He Niansheng asked in a deep voice:

"Xia Ming, tell your master, what did you see?"

"Master! Hehehe! Master! I saw a path to Ascension through the physical body!"

With Xia Ming's words, He Niansheng lost his composure.

He thought of the words Daoist Soul had said.

"The path to immortality is haunted, and the divine soul undergoes changes."

Could it be?

Did Xia Ming see it?

Suppressing the excitement in his heart, He Niansheng looked at Xia Ming with intense focus.

"Disciple, my obedient disciple... Tell your master, what did you see?"

"Master! Hehehe! Master! I saw a boundless Great Dao!"

In the midst of He Niansheng's rapid breathing, Xia Ming continued:

"Master! The Dantian is an acupoint! The acupoint is the Dantian! Why don't you use the acupoint for Foundation Building?"

"Master! Master! Your path has become narrow! You need to learn from me!"

With Xia Ming's words, He Niansheng's expression froze.

(⊙_⊙)?

Huh?

What is this guy saying?

Is he teaching me how to do things?

...

It ended here.

No!

It's not over yet. Xia Ming continued speaking.

...

"Master! The Gold Core is an energy source! A mobile energy source! A transportation manual!"

"Master! The human body has over seven hundred acupoints! It means we can have over seven hundred Gold Cores!"

"The path to immortality! This is the true path to immortality! The suffering of the divine soul! Ascension of the physical body!"

"Ignite the Gold Core! You will gain an incredibly powerful driving force!"

"Master! This is the true path to immortality!"

Upon hearing this, He Niansheng could no longer maintain his composure.

"Disciple! What exactly have you realized?"

Slap--

A bright slap, He Niansheng directly slapped Xia Ming.

Xia Ming promptly fainted.

Rebellious disciple!

Disturbing my Dao heart!

He thought this guy would realize something good!

Who could have expected that he would go crazy instead!

Damn Blood Pill!

Why are the side effects so severe!

It still needs improvement!

He Niansheng had no way of knowing that Xia Ming had not only consumed one Blood Pill.

He Niansheng also had no idea what Xia Ming had experienced.

(End of this chapter)