There's something wrong with these witches

Miao Fengxian was originally quite worried about the little thief's safety. After all, she had been holding her breath in the water for so long, but she still didn't come out of the water. When she came to the edge of the pool, she was about to check the situation. Suddenly, that damn shameless little thief, He dragged her ruthlessly into the pool.

With a pop.

The big demon girl was caught off guard and fell down, causing a bigger splash in an instant.

"ah--"

A horrified cry rang out. Faced with this sudden change, the great witch who had lived for thousands of years was frightened to the point where her mind went blank. Originally, it was just below the depth of her chest, but to Miao Fengxian who was in panic It was undoubtedly an abyss, and she kept thrashing against it and even choked on her water a few times.

"Sister, don't panic!"

"The little thief is here to help you."

Lu Xun hurriedly came to Miao Fengxian's side, gently held her slender waist from behind, and then hugged her into his arms. The graceful feeling brought by her proud figure made Lu Xun I was a little unable to extricate myself for a moment. Compared to the equally graceful little witch, the big witch was more charming.

Finally standing firm, the frightened witch kept breathing heavily, with a rare hint of panic on her mature and charming face. However, after a while, Miao Fengxian felt something was wrong, and a delicate crimson color crawled up her face. On both sides of the cheeks, it even extends to the neck and ears.

"you--"

"You, you, you, you!" The big witch suddenly broke away from his embrace, turned around immediately, and slapped him with her backhand.

"Snapped--"

The big witch stared at him angrily, her eyes full of anger, confusion, and a little confusion. She gritted her teeth and said: "Shameless! Dirty! Scum!"

"I"

"I didn't know it was you, sister." Lu Xun said with an aggrieved face, "I thought it was Xuanyin."

"You lied!"

"Just now you told me sister, don't panic, but now you tell me that I don't know?" The big witch took a few steps back, looking at him with wide eyes, and tightly covered the robe on her body with her two jade hands. , said angrily: "Lu Xun, do you think that if you use force on me, I can't do anything to you?"

Use force on you?

Actually, I thought about it too, but my strength doesn’t allow it.

Lu Xun smiled awkwardly and said sincerely: "Sister, although your little thief is not a good person, he is not so shameless. I am indeed greedy for your body, and I have been since the first time I saw you. But rather than lusting after your body, I hope to win your heart."

"fart!"

"He keeps claiming to win my heart, but in the end all he does is just greedy things."

Facing Lu Xun's inner confession, Miao Fengxian didn't buy it. She looked coldly at the little thief in front of her and said angrily: "Don't think that Xuanyin is protecting you, I. I will let you go in every way. If you push me too hard, I will cut you into pieces."

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"Okay, okay. Let's stop making trouble." Lu Xun waved his hand and said helplessly: "Can't we just get along quietly? Do we have to fight to the death?"

"So-and-so is making trouble with you, I'm serious." The big demon woman said angrily.

Lu Xun shrugged, then stretched out comfortably, and then said softly to the big demon woman in front of him: "Sister, do you still have that kind of pill that can restore blood energy? Can you give me another one?" "

Hearing that he asked for the elixir, Miao Fengxian was extremely reluctant.

Taking my elixir and sleeping with other women.

Do you really think I have no temper?

In an instant,

An inexplicable soreness surged throughout her body. Miao Fengxian lightly pursed her lips, turned her face away slightly, and said coldly: "There are many more, but I don't want to give them to you."

As soon as the words fell,

Miao Fengxian felt a little flustered. Was I jealous of Xuanyin just now?

"No"

"For Xuanyin's sake, if I fail to return to peak condition, Xuanyin's life will be in danger." Lu Xun said hurriedly: "Sister, can we put aside our personal grudges first? Xuanyin was implicated for no reason."

"You have the nerve to mention Xuanyin!" Miao Fengxian said angrily: "Xuanyin gave her body to you, but you... refused."

"elder sister."

"It doesn't matter whether you think it's ridiculous or shameless." Lu Xun interrupted her and said seriously: "I just made the choice based on my heart. I like Xuanyin, but I also like you. I don't want to be in this situation." You two pick out your favorite witch, I don’t want to miss any of you, and I don’t want to lose either of you.”

This this.

How could he be so shameless?

After Miao Fengxian heard what Lu Xun said, she was a little overwhelmed for a moment. At the same time, she was angry and flustered, but also a little touched.

think carefully,

The world is full of hypocrisy and although he is a bit shameless, he is quite sincere.

"snort!"

Miao Fengxian snorted coldly and said lightly: "Since you are like this, why don't you also ask for Xuan Shi?"

"Well"

"I can't sleep any more." Lu Xun smiled mischievously and said, "Unless you and Xuanyin agree to let Xuanshi sleep on my body, she is petite and doesn't weigh much anyway."

Miao Fengxian was furious and wanted to tear his mouth open.

"If you dare to take advantage of Xuan Shi, I will show no mercy!" Miao Fengxian said viciously: "Xuan Shi has been very close to you recently, you... you'd better put away your dirty feelings in front of her. , If you do anything to her, prepare the coffin yourself."

"No, no."

Lu Xun shrank his neck and said meaningfully: "Your little thief likes people with big breasts and perky butts."

"roll!"

Miao Fengxian subconsciously wrapped her robe tightly around her body, with a hint of vigilance in her eyes.

"correct."

"Are you and Xuanyin here?" Miao Fengxian looked at Lu Xun in the same pool and asked softly.

"hold head high."

Lu Xun nodded and said helplessly: "She wants to be here and I have no choice but to obey her."

she?

Xuanyin mentioned it?

Miao Fengxian was stunned and looked at him in disbelief.

"The space in the cabin is not enough for her to perform her best. She needs a wider place." Lu Xun replied: "Wouldn't it be nice to use the sky as a quilt and the ground as a seat?"

Miao Fengxian couldn't accept it. In her memory, it was impossible for Xuanyin to do such a ridiculous thing. Even if she was burned by Xu Yin, she would not be so irrational, unless...unless the great witch raised her head and was stunned. Staring at him, looking at this shameless and ridiculous little thief, I gradually had an answer in my heart.

"I have watched Xuanyin grow up. How can I not know what kind of temper she has? Even if she is burned by Xu Yin, she would not be able to do such a ridiculous thing." Miao Fengxian said angrily with a dark face. : "Although Xuanyin is your wife, if you continue to bully her like this, just wait and see."

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"elder sister?"

"With the scars all over my body, are you blind?" Lu Xun said angrily: "Look, here, here, and here, they were all bitten by Xuanyin, so I am the one who was bullied. of."

Miao Fengxian had long noticed the bite marks on his body, but she didn't expect there to be so many. She suppressed a smile and said calmly: "I told you that Xuanyin tonight can eat people, but you don't believe it. "

"I"

Lu Xun was immediately speechless, because the great witch had indeed said that.

Miao Fengxian rolled her eyes at this shameless little thief, stood up silently, and prepared to go ashore.

"Sister, don't leave!"

Lu Xun didn't know when he appeared behind her, grabbed the big demon girl's wrist, and pulled hard. The plump and delicate body fell into the pool again with a plop, and at the same time, he fell into a certain place without any accident. In human arms.

"ah--"

"you you you!"

The red-faced witch struggled hard in his arms, and soon she got away. As a result, the silk robe she was wearing accidentally fell into the hands of the thief.

"My my clothes!"

Miao Fengxian found that her nightgown had fallen into the hands of the shameless thief, and angrily threatened: "Give it back to me quickly, otherwise... I'll be rude to you."

"Huh?"

"You still dare to threaten me?"

After Lu Xun got the witch's robe, he said with an unscrupulous expression: "Believe it or not, I threw it into the tree?"

"you dare!"

Miao Fengxian blushed with embarrassment and said angrily: "If you dare to throw it away, I will chop you down!"

"hey-hey."

"I don't dare to throw it away, but I won't give it to you either. Anyway, I keep this robe."

Lu Xun took the silk robe in his hand and slowly landed on the shore. When he stood up, Miao Fengxian hurriedly turned her head away, her mature and charming face was burning, and even a little hot.

Ridiculous little thief.

I don't know what shame is at all.

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"elder sister?"

"Can you hold my pants for me?"

Lu Xun looked up at the trousers hanging on the branch, and said awkwardly to Miao Fengxian in the pool.

"roll!"

"Find your own solution!"

Miao Fengxian turned her back to him and didn't dare to turn her head, for fear of seeing something she shouldn't have seen.

Although the big witch didn't help, Lu Xun relied on his intelligence to use a stone to drop the underwear hanging on the tree. After putting on the underwear, he picked up the clothes in the bush and looked back at Bubbles. Miaofengxian in the pool.

"elder sister."

"Life is like a dream, full of joy."

"I don't want to leave an unpleasant memory for the rest of my life." Lu Xun pursed his lips and said sincerely: "I want them all, you and Xuanyin!"

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"Shameless!"

Miao Fengxian turned her back to him and murmured something as thin as a mosquito or ant.

I don’t know how long it will take,

Miao Fengxian bit her lip lightly and murmured: "Little thief? Little thief?"

However,

She was answered with silence.

At the same time, deep in my heart, a feeling of loss swept over me.

"Why"

Miao Fengxian sighed and said to herself with a melancholy face: "Flowers will bloom and fall eventually, and we have no intention of meeting each other."

The words fell,

Miao Fengxian raised her head and looked at the bright moon and stars above her head. Her mature and charming face was full of confusion, resistance, shame, and a trace of imperceptible expectation.

This heart-stealing little thief