[Words at the beginning: live funny article, easy and brainless, no heroine.] It may be a little illogical, but it's over when it's funny!]
It is said that people should be honest with each other.
Su Chen looked at the caller ID with "scam call" written on his mobile phone, and muttered in his heart.
That's a bit too honest.
He shook his head helplessly and hung up the phone.
Then he picked up another mobile phone that was matching the deceased's pesticides, looked up at the sporadic barrage in the live broadcast room, lay down on the chair, and continued to look at the ceiling in a daze.
That's right.
He's a streamer, a game streamer to be exact.
About a few months ago, Su Chen traveled to this parallel world that was extremely similar to Blue Star.
I thought I could make a splash here as a traverser.
However, looking at this dilapidated little rental house, fate suddenly grabbed his throat, and he felt the difficulty of life.
There is no way, there is no system, no family background, no special identity, and no skills, just this start, the dog shook his head when he saw it.
"Life is not easy!" Su Chen looked up to the sky and sighed.
At this time, there was a sudden crisp sound of "ding" in his ears.
Su Chen was stunned for a moment, this voice...
Could it be...
Suddenly, he straightened his back and took a deep breath.
"Oh, so the game is on. Brothers, this brings me to Han Jump, I Han Jump Thief Six!"
[???
] [It's so suspended that my waist is broken!] [
I was still in emo a second ago, and as soon as I heard that the game was open, I immediately resurrected with full blood. [
Damn,A hanging sample when I wait for the game to match,Anchor,Dismantle the camera in my room,Thank you!]
...
Su Chen stretched out his finger and just wanted to click to confirm.
At this time, another caller ID popped up on his mobile phone.
Not surprisingly, the call was also honest enough.
This time, it's a sales pitch.
Su Chen was slightly speechless and did not choose to enter the game.
Because his mobile phone has a live broadcast projection, the audience can also see the caller ID on the phone.
The audience in the live broadcast room is not calm.
[Endlessly, a mobile phone call scam call, another mobile phone another sales call, a game can't be stopped. [
, are the phone calls so direct now?, it's really honest!
] [I don't pretend to be a little bit, I will scam and sell as soon as I come up, so I ask if you are afraid?]
The few real people in the live broadcast room, looking at Su Chen's stunned expression, thought that this anchor must have been destroyed by this call.
As a result, everyone also offered suggestions in the live broadcast room.
[Anchor, this situation is mostly information leakage, block these calls, just ignore them.
[That's true, but it's just a little disgusting.,I'm playing a game here.,Who can not be angry when two calls come suddenly?
] [Don't be angry with the anchor, just concentrate on playing the game and ignore this call.]
[Why didn't the anchor move? Won't he be angry and hurt internally?]
At this time, Su Chen was not stunned because of anger as the audience in the live broadcast room said.
Instead, an electronic synthesized sound suddenly sounded in his head.
He was
familiar with Internet literature, and he reacted immediately, and his system was in the account!
After dormant for so long, he finally survived to the end of his life.
Congratulations to the host for activating the Great Benevolent System. Do a good deed every day and accumulate merit. By helping others, you can gain the emotional value of others. 【
Sentiment value can be used for lottery.】 Helping
others, gaining emotional value,
and helping others is fun.
Oh, this
is still a positive energy system!
It's not a coincidence.
Su
Chen was proud in his heart, and at the same time began to think about where someone needed help.
He glanced at his mobile phone and saw the sales call on it, and the corners of his mouth unconsciously rose, revealing a dangerous smile.
Looks
like this salesman needs help.
He raised his head and said to the live broadcast room: "Brothers, today is a special session for good people and good deeds, don't play games." Let's help the salesman complete the performance!" The
audience in the live broadcast room saw that he finally made a move and put their minds at ease.
But when everyone heard what he said, they complained one after another.
[Completion of performance?anchor, don't you want to answer the phone?]
[Broken, the anchor was stupid by the phone, this is a sales call.] Big brother, complete a hairy performance!]
[Anchor, you're so kind-hearted, this kind of call just hangs up just like the scam call just now, there's no need to connect.
[To put it bluntly, this kind of sales pitch is actually not much different from fraud, and it is also very disgusting.
[I really recommend not answering, I'm the same as the anchor, I thought it didn't matter if I answered it when I saw that it was a sales call, but I was deceived by more than a thousand.
[upstairs and talk about it?
] [The salesman asked me if I wanted to come to the door to serve, and I refused...
] [???] [
What you kid said was best to sell. [
I refused, why was I deceived by more than a thousand?]
[That's the case, I refused the door-to-door service, and then took the initiative to kill them, intending to educate them.
[6]
[Policeman: You go on, I remember. In
the live broadcast room, you and I are discussing this matter.
Although the content of the words is very different, basically the attitude towards such things as sales telemarketing calls is the same - hang up.
Everyone is afraid to avoid this kind of thing, and for the first time, I saw that there were people who took the initiative to help with performance.
In this regard, everyone's evaluation is - this anchor is kind-hearted, and he will regret it when he suffers a loss.
The audience in the live broadcast room can even guess the follow-up plot.
The anchor answered the phone, or was persuaded to quit by the high-priced product on the other side, and then was disgusted by the salesman.
Either be fooled and the wallet bleeds profusely.
Either way, the anchor must have suffered this loss.
Everyone also stayed in the live broadcast room and did not leave, in order to see the scene where the anchor was deflated.
Su Chen was not in a hurry, he didn't connect directly, but took out the spare mobile phone he had just now.
I pulled up a phone number and dialed it.
Everyone couldn't understand it for a while.
[What is the anchor doing
?] [Answering two calls at the same time?]
[Eh, this number, what's going on?] [
Hey? Wait?? Could this be... The phone
number of that scam call, right?] [I just looked at the replay, brothers, this number is really the number of the scam call!
] [Although I don't know what he wants to do, I vaguely feel that something big is happening.]
As the two phones were connected at the same time, Su Chen put the two phones side by side on the table, and both turned on the speakerphone.
"Hey, is that Mr. Su?" the voice came from the other side of the sales phone.
Su Chen sat in his seat and was silent.
At this time, the broken Mandarin came out from another mobile phone, and there was a slight surprise in the tone.
Maybe I didn't expect that this kid would be able to take the initiative to send it to the door.
"Sue... Su Chen, right?
As soon as the salesman heard the word Su Chen, he glanced at the contact file in his hand and immediately became excited.
After making so many calls, someone finally answered
!"Yes, yes, yes!Su Chen!Su Chen!"
He hurriedly responded, his voice slightly excited.
And the scam phone received a positive reply, and they also became excited, "Okay, good! Su Chen, Su Chen!" The
audience in the live broadcast room almost laughed when they saw this.
There was silence for a moment, and the barrage in the live broadcast room broke out instantly.
[Hahaha!Both of them thought that Su Chen was each other's names, and the two Wolong and Phoenix Chicks
were so good!] [Let the fraud and sales rush each other, okay, you are so neat, right?
] [Poof, hahaha!! I never expected the two of them to be able to talk, and the key is that the chat is quite smooth!] [
I fantasized about countless situations that the anchor may encounter, but I never imagined this situation!].
[The anchor's merits are immeasurable!hahaha!]
[If you want to say that Sao has to be an anchor!Why can't I think of this kind of peerless life!Is he really a genius?].
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