This anchor has a kind heart, even Satan has to hand him cigarettes when he sees him

The teachers laughed and graded.

"This classmate Zhang Xiaoliang, hahaha, zero points, zero points. "

The answer is not right, but it is too funny, I suggest you don't answer, hahaha!" Bingbing

wiped her tears on the side, holding her stomach and laughing.

Until the program team signaled to her, it was time to go up and host.

She couldn't help it, but as long as she thought about it, she would still laugh.

She didn't expect that a child could answer a question with such great lethality.

It's all to the point of making her, a professional host, laugh.

The most important thing is that she even smiled at her makeup.

The first time I heard that there were people who could put makeup on a smile.

She hurried to make up her makeup and returned to the stage.

I just strained for two minutes...

"Uh... Poof!ha!"

Bingbing laughed again.

She felt a chill in her heart, it's over, her career is Waterloo

! It's only been how long has it been on the air! There has been a live broadcast accident

! But what does it matter, she really can't hold it back anyway!

After laughing, let's talk about it.

Look at the messy show scene in the video screen.

Zhang Dajun was so angry that he wanted to drop his mobile phone.

"Who did he learn this from!!, this bastard, and still thinking about fighting with others

!" "Wait until I go back, see if I don't beat him!"

the

surrounding workers tried to persuade again.

But because it was so funny, they didn't hold back in the middle of the conversation...

"Brother Dajun, child, inevitably... Poof

, hahaha!"

"It's broken, it's not tight, hahaha!"

A laugh, and everyone around laughed.

"Hahaha! It's over, we're going to take a beating first!hahaha

!" "It doesn't matter, even if I'm killed, I'll laugh!" "Hahaha!"

Zhang

Dajun, who was squatting on the side, looked resentful.

[Congratulations to the host, get +100 resentment value]

Su Chen was stunned.

Although Su Chen didn't know who the target person was,

according to his experience in using the system, it must have something to do with this bear child.

is sleeping right now, so I shouldn't know about it yet.

Could that be his father, right?"

Su Chen grinned, promoting the happiness of the neighbor's family,

he liked to do it the most.

The live broadcast room at this time.

[No, no, I laughed so hard that my stomach hurts, it's so good, my brother Chen! What the hell is the whole program team laughing at now!hahaha

!] [Brothers, quickly deduct 6, let the Buddha laugh with

you!] [It's all said, my brother Chuan is my own brother, and you still put this to sow discord between the two of us!]

[Bingbing really laughed at me, I couldn't hold back and ran outside to laugh, and I couldn't hold back when I came back after laughing.

[The way she couldn't help but laugh on stage just now, hahaha, I feel that at that moment she thought about all her sad experiences

!] [She is more sad than sad, hahaha!]

...

About half an hour later, the live broadcast room of the program group opened again.

The producers of the show didn't hold back, so that the whole show had to stop and rest.

Although this Zhang Xiaoliang has zero points, his destructive power is absolutely full of points.

is so brave at a young age, whose subordinate is this?

Bingbing took a deep breath and didn't dare to delay any longer, "Without further ado, let's move on to the second topic - composition!"

After she finished speaking, a paragraph appeared on the screen behind her.

Please write an essay on the topic "My ____". (Pinyin available).

After seeing the question, Bingbing gave a hint intimately.

"Children, the horizontal line can be filled with people, such as my father, my mother, or small animals, such as my kitten, my puppy, or objects, such as my school bag, my basketball. "

The teachers are sitting on their knots.

This second question examines the most traditional writing ability and the accuracy of words.

This is indeed a bit over-the-top for six or seven-year-old children, who should not know too much text.

However, the title also gives an explanation that pinyin can be used.

Even if you are all pinyin, there is no problem.

When everything is ready, read aloud the essays written by the first child in order.

......

After a period of time, the focus came to Zhang Xiaoliang's side again.

Among the children in front of them, Cai Kunkun's essay "My Chicken Essence" is overwhelming and unbeatable.

It is currently at the top of the list.

It is intimidating to everyone.

When they shifted their attention to Zhang Xiaoliang, everyone was in awe.

This is also a ruthless character that is not easy to mess with.

Two people, one with the highest score and the other with the lowest score.

The high one has strong overall strength, and the low one is not bad.

But it's just not a point...

Bingbing was a little bottomless in her heart.

She tentatively spoke, "Zhang Xiaoliang, child? Are you ready?"

Zhang Xiaoliang raised his head, his eyes full of determination, "I'm ready!"

Bingbing swallowed his saliva and turned his head sideways to look at the teachers and program producers around him.

After receiving their nods in confirmation, she cautiously said, "Okay! Let's get started..."

The reason why Zhang Xiaoliang is full of confidence is because Su Chen has already written it for him.

And every word is very intimate and marked with pinyin.

Just read it, kids, whatever it means.

Zhang Xiaoliang picked up the paper, took a deep breath, and began to read aloud with emotion.

"The essay topic is my mother. "

It's normal.

Everyone was relieved to hear the title.

Praise mothers, a common routine for children.

"My mother is very unfortunate, she is abused by domestic violence every day..."

When I read this, everyone in the program team was stunned.

This....

Can this still be sown

? It is worthy of being a seed player, and this sentence will scare everyone stupidly!

Why is it still involved in domestic violence?

Everyone discussed hand to ear, and finally came to a conclusion and continued to put.

After all, the child is next to him, if there is a real problem, can you not stop it?

There should be a reversal later in the story, everyone thinks.

"Keep reading, Xiaoliang..."Bingbing began.

"My mom was unfortunate, she was abused every day, and every night my dad would beat her and scream. Bingbing

: "???" teacher: "???" program group

: "

???" Zhang Dajun

: "???" live broadcast room audience: "Hahaha!"

[Does this call him serious?]

"

Later, my dad went on a business trip, and an uncle came to the house, and my mom was beaten and yelled at by my uncle.

Zhang

Xiaoliang continued to read aloud:

"Uncle is ruthless, he can fight for more than an hour at a time, unlike my father who doesn't fight for two minutes." Reading

this, the composition ends.

The audience was silent.

Bingbing's mouth was open, and he couldn't speak anymore.

The male protagonist has a green grassland on his head!

The producer hurriedly came to the stage, "That... Tong Yan Wuji, let's present the award to the first student Cai Kunkun, congratulations to Cai Kunkun!""

Okay, the trophy will be mailed to the winner's home, thank you for your participation, this show is over here, thank you!"

The show ended hastily.

What else is this broadcasting, it will be so bad that the wives will be scattered for a while.

I didn't expect

this kind of ruthless work to be made out by a little hairy child.

Of course, they didn't know that behind all this, it was all Su Chen manipulating.

As soon as it was over, Su Chen received a system prompt.

[Congratulations to the host, get +100 resentment value]

Zhang Dajun on the construction site was so angry that his face turned red.

"What the hell! My son is participating in a show, and Lao Tzu's head is green? Zhou Yulan, you'd better explain it to Lao Tzu!"