"Brother, don't!"
There was no room for resistance, and the pickpocket was still trying to break away, but it was too late.
He watched as Su Chen inserted the plug into the socket strip.
"Whew!"
In an instant, his whole body tensed up.
It's the same as a telephone pole.
Both hands were still in the bag, and they couldn't take them out at all.
[Congratulations to the host, gain +100 resentment value]
Su Chen waved his hand behind him, "Don't do anything, I know you're embarrassed, but please don't be polite, while being kind to others, the Buddha will also bless me."
He smiled and turned his head to see the pickpocket lying upright on the ground
, "Shout?" and then sighed and shook his head, "It's good to be young, just now we were chatting, and when I fell asleep, why are you still grinning?"
The power was cut off by the mouse clip, and the pickpocket sat up in a hurry, "Brother, don't..."
Before he finished speaking, Su Chen changed the hole and inserted it again.
"Oh!" the
pickpocket stretched out his eyes and kicked his leg again, twitching uncontrollably.
This scene made the audience around who were watching the circus show find out.
Everyone immediately dispersed.
What's the matter?
This big brother grabbed a place to watch the show, and grabbed his eyes?
Seeing that the eldest brother was so angry, he stretched out his legs and glared, and kept twitching.
Weird and scary.
Not only did the surrounding audience see this scene, but the other pickpockets lurking in the audience also saw the guy lying on the ground.
A pickpocket guy with a white coat on his shoulders looked disgusted.
Rub it!
I can still have epilepsy if I steal a bag, I really take it
.
The net is embarrassed to come out.
I don't have the ability to steal things, and it's quite slippery to lie on the ground and work the whole thing.
The key is that if you get sick, you will get sick, can't you do it a little earlier or a little later?
If you don't die, you have to wait until you put your hand into someone's bag to get sick.
Don't you want your own life!
What's
the matter? People won't beat you when they see you epilepsy?
The pickpocket in a white coat walked over calmly.
Of course, he didn't find the wire hidden under the audience's feet, and Su Chen who was holding the other end of the wire.
It was all his accomplice who succeeded in stealing the bag, but he committed such a thing as epilepsy halfway through.
He has always claimed to be righteous and squandering money, and he must not leave his brother behind at this time.
He was going to go over, take his bag and go, as for the good brother.
Uncooked, really uncooked.
He crouched next to his bag, his eyes shining.
What's in
the bag?
He reached out and touched the zipper on the top of the bag.
"Hiss!"
a tingling sensation came out, making him feel extremely surprised.
He glanced at his brother lying on the ground next to him, and his hands in his bag.
Suddenly widened eyes.
Could it be that ...
Is it my hypoglycemia?
yes
! It must be!
He
looked at his hands, which were already shaking, and was even more convinced.
Take the contents and go for a good meal!"
he thought, and put his hand inside.
Then, the whole person seemed to have touched some switch.
All of a sudden, it was stretched straight, and another stick was made.
At that moment, he realized that it was not his hypoglycemia, but Tema's
high blood pressure! Take a bag and give it to Dianma, can you not have high blood pressure!
Then he heard a voice -- Is there electricity?
He wanted to reply, yes, but he couldn't speak.
[Congratulations to the host, gain +100 resentment points]
Su Chen squatted in front of the insertion, with his back to them.
Receiving no response, he unplugged and immediately plugged into another hole.
"What about this time
?" "...""
Not yet?"
The two people on the other end were pumped by electricity.
The people around me were terrified.
What kind of modeling is this
, what kind of performance art?
They first thought if it was electrocuted,
because it was very similar.
But after looking around, there is nothing electric in the surroundings, only a bag.
Haven't heard of it.
First of all, rule out one wrong answer – electric shock.
It's either
epilepsy, but two people have epilepsy
at the same time? Is it possible?
And even the frequency of the convulsions is the same,
which can't be.
Then there is the last possibility.
Engage in performance art.
And the posture of these two people lying on the ground is still so easy to make people think about it.
One is lying on his back on the ground, the other on top of it.
The two of them are face to face...
When the people around thought of this, their faces suddenly became extremely ugly.
Stinky and shameless
! In broad daylight, he actually did such an obscene thing
! He was really speechless and died!
Then, under everyone's gaze, the crotch of the two pickpocket brothers was wet.
Pee all over the place.
It was as if the people around me had seen something amazing.
instantly retreated eight feet away, for fear of being affected.
Convulsions again, peeing again
! it!
They're not going to...
Everyone was petrified instantly, and then put on an expression of an old man looking at his mobile phone.
Oh my God
! How could someone pull out a gun and shoot at each other in public on the street!
Where is the get, where is the bottom line?
Su Chen saw that he had already inserted the entire row of plugs.
Still didn't get an answer, so he pulled the plug and turned around.
When I turned around, I saw people around me talking about it.
Su Chen stepped forward with an innocent face and asked, "What's
going on?" The kind passer-by glanced back at him, then stretched out his hand and pointed to the two on the ground in front of him, and whispered: "Hey! There are two and two missing here, put that one to do piston movement! It's still two men! "Extremely against the sky!"
"Is this so?"
With his god-level acting skills, he looks like a melon-eating crowd.
Although the power was cut off at this time, the two people had not recovered and still maintained their original posture.
Face to face, man on and man down....
Just don't twitch.
When you look at the people around you, isn't this just a sage mode?
Other pickpockets also noticed the commotion.
They also mixed in with the crowd and looked inside, it didn't matter, their dog eyes almost popped out.
Didn't you say that you were going to steal the bag
? Why did the two of them still bite it
? And what happened to the wet patch on the ground?
Several pickpockets looked at each other and couldn't help but open their mouths wide.
Ah
? It's really shameless, and the world is invincible?
If you can do this, you are indeed invincible.
At this time, it seems that the strength has eased a little.
The two victims stretched out their hands and shouted to the crowd, "Help!" The
good brothers around them reacted when they heard it.
It turns out that they are not having sex
! but they have been plotted by someone!
That is, their identities have been exposed.
So everyone ignored the three-seven-twenty-one, rushed into the crowd, picked up the two unlucky guys, tore off the wires, and ran frantically.
The eight people in the drag racing group finally couldn't sit still, they came to Su Chen's side, and shouted anxiously, "Brother!
Su Chen nodded, with a sunny look on his face, "They should have been moved, you can see the tears sprinkled all over the ground."
Several people scratched their heads, shocked.
They had witnessed the whole process of Su Chen's operation.
Do you call the urine that comes out of the electricity tears?
I will really thank you...
Watching Su Chen squatting aside, staring at the urine stains on the ground in a daze.
Those group members enthusiastically reminded.
"Brother, although the composition of tears and urine is somewhat similar, it doesn't mean that they are the same thing..."
The group of people who stole the mobile phones all ran away!
" Su Chen nodded, "
I know, I deliberately let them run." With that
, he continued to look at the urine stains on the ground and the unclear drop of black paint next to him.
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