I'll buy a fart hanger!" The
security guard looked out the window in shock.
What kind of vehicle
did this man drive? How did he run so fast
? How did he get on and down?
Through the rearview mirror, he could see clearly that this man was riding a zebra.
Now that the zebras are on the road, the
security guards couldn't understand it, but they were shocked.
Immediately after, another question mark emerged from the door of his shiny head.
He didn't know this guy either
? Why did he knock on his window
? He didn't sell like that? Why didn't he ride a
zebra or ox
? Do you have to touch his tank?
He didn't
dare to stop, and he continued to move at a speed of 80 kilometers per hour.
Su Chen looked at the zebra that was already about to pull its tongue here, and knew that it was about to reach its limit.
If you don't think of a way to stop, it is estimated that this zebra will have to take a break.
And not to mention zebras, even wild horses on the grassland may not be able to outrun the mobile monsters.
He was going to knock on the window of the car to scare the security guard so that he would stop.
Unexpectedly, this person was quite porcelain, not frightened at all, neither accelerating nor slowing down.
Still driving at the original speed.
Su Chen thought for a moment.
Immediately, he took out his sunglasses and mask from his pocket.
"Da! da!" the
window knocked again.
At this time, Su Chen was fully armed.
Small sunglasses and small masks are all pasted on the face.
It's just a bag and a signature shirt that hangs from your arm.
The security guard turned his head and looked dazed at first, and then immediately reacted.
This outfit, though without that iconic shirt pendant.
But this outfit is familiar to him.
Isn't this the pickpocket brother at their zoo?
Knowing
all this, the security guard put the brakes on the brakes and parked the car on the road.
The windows rolled down, "What's the matter, brother, and
the zebra?" Su Chen also stopped the zebra.
"Oh no! big deal!" he said, putting on an anxious look, "The zoo has the police take care of it!" When the
security guard heard this, his brows furrowed for a moment.
When the administrator called him, he told him that the reason for disposing of the phone was that someone from above had come down to check it.
Swag is inconvenient to put in a zoo.
As for the accident at the zoo, there is no mention of it.
If the zoo is really taken by the police.
That....
The security guard looked at the large backpack full of swag in the back row.
If the phone is not processed successfully, he guesses that he may be accused by the administrator of being behind it.
The handling was successful, and when the investigation was carried out in the future, the police suspected him first for the first time.
Thinking like this, his heart suddenly became angry.
However, taking a step back, he took other people's money...
There's no escape.
Unless...... There is a new backstabber, who can help him carry this black cauldron.
The security guard looked at Su Chen, who had a sincere face next to the car, and showed a smile that was not easy to be noticed.
Didn't this man just send it to the door?
When something happened at the zoo, he took the initiative to come over and talk to him.
Nowadays, there are not many people who attach so much importance to brotherhood.
Without thinking about it anymore, the security guard stretched out his finger and pointed to the co-pilot's door, "Brother, I see that your horse is going to be unable to run, get in the car quickly! I'll take you away!" Su
Chen heard his words, his face was full of gratitude, "Zun Du fake Du, it just so happens that my horse can't run
!" The security guard was amused, "Without further ado, then come up quickly!"
He said as he thought about what to do next.
As for this zebra, it can only be thrown on the road.
As the saying goes, the road knows the horsepower, and the people will see it for a long time.
What should be discarded, must be discarded.
I'm thinking about it.
He heard a "ON!" from the co-pilot's side,
and he was puzzled.
Why can the last car still make this b-movement
? What's the matter?
If you don't refuel, you can't get up?
Without thinking too much, he turned his head.
A horse's face stared at him.
Good hanging for him to dry out of the main cab.
Security guard: "???"
"You're sick! I'll let you come up! I didn't let you come right away
!" "Return Nima and let him get in the passenger seat!" "
The car is for you, you can drive!" However,
his complaint is not an obstacle to Zebra's car.
Seeing that his whole body was already squeezed into the car door.
How can this Nima still drive?
He hurriedly stopped, "No, it's too big, I can't get in! Get out
!" Su Chen pushed hard outside the car, comforting him while pushing, "My horse is very big, you bear with it!"
Security guard: "..."Family
, who can understand!
The co-pilot on the zebra, see you for the first time."
The security guard, who reacted, hurriedly pushed the zebra under the car.
"No, this car is not opened!You leave this zebra on the road!" Su
Chen resolutely refused, "This is my siblings, dear relatives and friends!"
At this time, the security guard took out a little money.
Su Chen was the first to jump out and oppose the zebra getting on the bus.
It's a pity that the security guard didn't understand the mystery and just pushed it down.
When the two were arguing, the dazzling lights flashed behind them.
The security guard looked through the rearview mirror and looked behind him.
"Damn, the traffic police are catching up
!" "I didn't expect them to move so fast!" He
was distracted, and Su Chen had already taken advantage of the co-pilot's door.
It doesn't matter if you can't get in, as long as the door is welded shut, no one will want to get down.
Then, as a chicken thief, he sat in the spacious back row.
The security guard was speechless for a moment.
But now he can't refuse this situation, after all, the traffic police are chasing after him.
However, what he didn't know was that the traffic police were not chasing him, but Su Chen.
The security guard put an eye on the window of the car and started the car.
If it weren't for the young man in the back row, he would have to be his scapegoat, the man who took the blame.
Not to mention letting them come up, even if he parked, he didn't stop.
It's just unlucky.
Through the rearview mirror, he glanced at Su Chen, who was sitting in the back row.
Proud in my heart.
A young man who has never experienced social beatings and has never seen the social world.
Even if you are a pickpocket, it is estimated that you are bullied and have no performance.
His face is full of innocence and kindness, and he still does this kind of thing.
Su Chen in the back patted Ma's buttocks, "Brother Ma, thank you to the security guard, if it weren't for him, we might all have to suffer." "
Bald purr!" the
zebra seemed to understand Su Chen's meaning, and let out a horse bark.
Open your big mouth, stick out your tongue, and frantically lick the gleaming brain of the security master.
"Hiss!"
"Hiss!" Sniffle: "..."
Licking and licking, Zebra saw the remaining hair on the two sideburns of the security guard.
So, it shook its hair again, like eating grass.
Security guard: "..."
, I was quite speechless.
While driving, I also gave a head massage.
The point is, this suction power is not a bit big.
The hair is all on the ground.
The audience in the live broadcast room laughed directly.
[Zebra is a tank, didn't I wake up?]
[This horse master is weird, and he also does headlight maintenance for the driver.
[This scene seems familiar.
[Upstairs, did you put the horse in the cart too?]
[No, I'm talking about this trick.
[???
] [When I used to drive, I was also done by the co-pilot like this, but not above...
] [Upstairs ???
] [Don't talk nonsense, can you pass the trial!] [Police: Don't torture
it!] [Shoot it directly!] [Is it so exciting?]
[Damn, I'm going to defeat the pervert in my heart!ah! Okay, I'm done...].
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