This Body is Cheap

Shu Xiaobai hates children the most, and the younger he is, the more he hates them.

It has nothing to do with their previous life, and they are probably not the ones they were in the previous life.

"By the way, I plan to take Lu Baiyu as my disciple, and he will be the Fifth Junior Brother from now on."

"Wait...Master, the pair of children he gave birth to are the third junior sister and the fourth junior brother. Why should he be ranked fifth? Why should he be ranked third?" Wu Wei looked at Shu Xiaobai with a confused expression. .

"No, I just want him to be fifth, to be precise behind his children."

Everyone felt Shu Xiaobai's malice.

Just imagine, future conversations.

Lu Baiyu: "Senior brother, senior sister, son, daughter..."

Women and daughters: "Father, mother... Junior brother!"

What a happy account.

Everyone shuddered.

But Liu Yemei and Hong Yueshuang were both amazed.

Shu Xiaobai's various methods have gone beyond common sense.

...

"I don't want it! I refuse...I absolutely don't want to be a Fifth Junior Brother!"

Sure enough, Lu Baiyu refused without hesitation.

"Are you refusing?" Shu Xiaobai was not surprised.

Who made his intentions so obvious.

"Cultivation can live forever, do you really want to refuse?"

"This... I don't want to..."

"Able to fly to the sky, escape from the ground, move mountains and fill the sea!"

"I do not want……"

Lu Baiyu was calmly moved, but wanted him to call him his son, daughter, senior brother, and senior sister.

Are you still alive?

Do you still want to be ashamed?

"Really don't want it?"

"Oh well."

Shu Xiaobai nodded cheerfully: "Then you pack up and salute, and walk slowly."

"What? You want to drive me away?"

"That's right, I am a dignified sect of cultivating immortals, and I am not suitable for you to stay as a first-order mortal. The mountains are high and the road is far away, so go all the way."

"Give me back my children."

"What about your children? Do you have children? Why don't I know?"

"That's my flesh and blood, born in October of my pregnancy!" Lu Baiyu angrily rushed up and grabbed Shu Xiaobai's collar.

"Stop making trouble, you said that such a thing is impossible in the sky, you are a man, how could you be pregnant for October."

"Shu, are you going to open your eyes and talk nonsense?"

"Brother Lu, take care."

"Brother Shu, you can't do this, do you have the heart to separate us?"

Shu Xiaobai nodded silently: "I can't bear it."

Lu Baiyu's face was cloudy and uncertain.

"Disciple...meet the master."

"If you really don't want to, there's no need to force it." Shu Xiaobai said lightly.

"Disciple willing..." Lu Baiyu's face was full of reluctance.

"Is it true?" Shu Xiaobai looked at Lu Baiyu.

"Yes, the disciple is very willing."

"Okay, then I will reluctantly accept you as my servant."

"Can you let me see my baby?"

"Of course. After all, they are your brothers and sisters. Go ahead. By the way, I gave them names. I don't know if you like them. If you don't like them...it doesn't matter. I won't change them anyway. .”

Lu Baiyu really wanted to bully his master and exterminate his ancestors on the spot. If he didn't know that he couldn't beat Shu Xiaobai, he would have done it long ago.

"Shu...Master, they are my children after all, so I should also name them."

"No, although they were born in October of your pregnancy, they don't have to be your children. Their parents can be anyone, and you made up your own mind at the beginning."

"That being said, but..."

"Come on, go and see them, and feed them something by the way."

"Uh... can I find a nanny for them?"

"Our budget is a bit tight recently. We really don't have the money to find a nurse again. By the way, do you want me to cast a spell on you?"

"What method is cast?"

"promote lactation."

Lu Baiyu turned her head and ran away in fright.

This master is crazy.

...

"Mr. Wu, please wait a moment."

Hong Yueshuang and Feng Boundless took the initiative to find Wu Wei.

In this family, only Wu Wei is a normal person.

At least they think so.

"Mr. Wu, I would like to ask, what are the criteria for ordering a master to accept apprentices?"

Feng Boundless had already heard from Hong Yueshuang about the unbelievable things about men giving birth and giving birth to flesh and blood.

And the husband and wife combined this, and felt that Shu Xiaobai was indeed a master of the world.

And it's the kind that can't be taller.

Shu Xiaobai's two disciples are also supernatural.

Biyun's martial arts are superb, even if the two of them work together, they may not be Biyun's opponent.

There are also all kinds of magical powers, which make people overwhelmed.

Wu Wei is also unpredictable, and his medical skills are also unique in the world.

So they felt that if they could let their son worship under the door.

Even if they are gone in the future, there will still be support from Shu Xiaobai and his fellow apprentices.

"You two, do you want Mr. Feng to worship under my master?" Wu Wei asked.

"Exactly."

"I'm afraid this matter is not easy to handle." Wu Wei said.

"But my son's qualifications are not good?"

"It's not a question of Mr. Ling's aptitude, but that one needs a spiritual root to practice this technique, and this spiritual root is unique."

"Spirit root? But that thing that Mr. Wu and Miss Biyun found on Mr. Lu's body that day in Mr. Lu's delivery room?"

At that time, Wu Wei and Biyun suddenly exclaimed.

At that time, Hong Yueshuang and Liu Yemei both looked blank.

They didn't know what the spiritual root they were shouting about was.

"Exactly, the elixir that my master gave to the fifth junior brother that day seems to be able to generate acquired spiritual roots."

"That is to say, if the Lingshi is willing, even if he doesn't have a spiritual root, he can actually recreate it the day after tomorrow?"

"This is not something I can control. If the two of you are really interested, why don't you ask my master?"

"Thank you Mr. Wu for telling the truth."

"I'm sorry I didn't help you two."

"What's the matter with Mr. Wu? You have already helped us a lot by answering our questions."

"I still need to rush back to make alchemy, so I won't accompany you two."

Seeing Wu Wei's leaving back, the two looked at each other.

"Boundless, shall we ask Mr. Shu now?"

"I'm afraid it's not right."

"Why?"

"Mr. Lu was close friends with Mr. Shu in the past, and it may not be possible to have a chance. It was not until he borrowed the male body to conceive that he was lucky enough to have the opportunity to recreate the acquired spiritual root. Compared with Mr. Lu, the two of us are just two I'm an outsider, and the power to recreate the spiritual roots is probably not an ordinary method, and Mr. Shu probably won't easily agree to the two of us."

"That is to say, our Lian'er has no chance to become a teacher?"

"That's unlikely."

"Boundless, what's your idea?"

"To put it bluntly, Mr. Lu is fortunate enough to be able to join the class, that is due to merit. If you and I can help Mr. Shu, maybe we can let Lian'er worship under Mr. Shu."

"It's just that, Mr. Shu's methods are as good as the sky, so what can you and I solve?"