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"Hahahaha, I can't laugh at my family."

"Did Sister Zhou's mother come to the live broadcast room to find her son-in-law?"

"Mother-in-law, look at me, I'm not more handsome than the anchor?"

"It's okay for me to be a son-in-law, and the child has your family name."

"Sister Zhou is usually full of tiger and wolf words in her live broadcast, but she can't imagine that she is still a big girl with yellow flowers."

"I don't believe it unless I check it out."

......

The comments in the live broadcast room are getting more and more crooked.

Zhou Shuyi's face was blushing, and her feet were embarrassed and she was about to pull out of the two bedrooms and one living room.

Shen Ye was also a little overwhelmed by Zhou's mother's enthusiasm.

How can you recognize your son-in-law as soon as you come up? also said that his daughter is a yellow flower girl.

Can you talk about this in the live broadcast room?

Seeing that Shen Ye didn't speak, Zhou Shuyi thought that he was stumped by himself, and smiled proudly:

"How is it?" Can't write it, right? If you can't write it, just admit defeat, don't delay everyone's time. Netizens

also said:

"Anchor, if you can't write it, forget it, it's okay."

"yes, you're already very good."

"Square dance songs are very earthy to listen to, but they are very difficult to write."

"Backward compatibility is the most difficult, and the anchor doesn't dance square dances, so it's normal that he can't write it."

Shen Ye said in an astonishing voice:

"It's not too difficult, it's too simple, it's a score question for me."

"This time, I didn't even use pen and paper, and when you just commented, I wrote the song in my head."

Zhou Shuyi and netizens were all stunned!

“？？？？？？？？"

Zhou Shuyi typed a question mark full of screens, with a face full of disbelief.

"You're bragging, aren't you? It's only been less than five minutes, and you've written the song? Who are you fooling? Netizens

also expressed doubts.

Writing a song in five minutes sounds so outrageous that it's just a fantasy.

Shen Ye didn't talk nonsense, lowered his head and played the MIDI keyboard in front of him.

A dynamic melody rang out.

"A song "Little Apple" for everyone."

"I planted a seed

, and finally it bears fruit

, and today is a great

day, pluck the stars and give

them to you, and pull down the moon to give them to you, and

let the sun rise for you every day."

Zhou Shuyi: "

..."Netizens in the live broadcast room:

"...""Damn, Shen Ye actually wrote it, but..."

It's a bit hard to describe this song.

"IMHO, the lyrics of this song are a bit sloppy and the melody is a bit earthy."

"This is obviously not Shen Ye's normal level."

"A song written in five minutes, don't be so demanding, that's good, what kind of bicycle do you need."

Shen Ye ignored everyone's comments, still shaking his head and singing to himself.

"Turn into a candle and burn yourself

, just to illuminate

you, hey

, give everything I have to

you, as long as you are happy,

ha

..."

Zhou Shuyi laughed happily, turned her head to look at her mother beside her, and found that she listened to it with relish and was very fascinated.

She couldn't help but have a bad premonition.

Shen Ye sang the chorus, and his voice suddenly became higher.

"You are my little apple

, I can't love you too much

, my little red face

warms my heart

, lights up the fire of my life,

fire and fire..."

Later, I thought the lyrics of this song were very funny, hahaha and laughed non-stop.

Gradually, a strange feeling arose in their hearts.

This song doesn't seem to be as bad as you think, right?

Sounds good?

The combination of down-to-earth lyrics and magical melodies creates a wonderful chemical reaction with a unique charm that is earthy and trendy.

"I never think you hate

it, you like everything, every day is fresh

with you, the sun is brighter

with you, the night is not dark with

you, you

are the white clouds and I am the blue sky."

When it sounded for the second time, many netizens couldn't help shaking their legs, shaking their heads and humming along.

When Shen Ye sang "hey" and "ha", netizens subconsciously sang aloud.

The magic of the square dance divine comedy is really not covered, as long as you listen to the magical melody once, it is like being marked with a mental steel seal and can never forget it, listen to it twice and you will completely fall into it, listen to it three times and immediately find a square to dance.

"You are my little apple

, just like the most beautiful cloud in the sky

, spring has come and the flowers are blooming all over the hillside, planting

hope will be harvested."

The magical melody came to an abrupt end, the song ended, and netizens had a feeling of unfinished.

"Huh? How did it end? It's over so soon?

"I actually followed the whole listen!"

"This song is really getting better and better the more I listen to it!"

"The first time I listened, what was it? Listen to it a second time, you're my little apple. The third time, music and dance followed.

"It's so special, it's so magical, once you listen to it, it's like chewing Xuanmai, you can't stop at all?"

"Shen Ye is simply a musical genius, he can easily control any style of song, and even the square dance divine comedy can be mastered."

......

Zhou Shuyi was stunned, and kept asking in her heart:

"Who am I?" Where am I? What am I doing?

Zhou's mother listened very hilariously, and she was still immersed in the demonic singing and didn't come out, and her mouth was still humming.

Shen Ye asked, "How is it?" Is Auntie still happy with this song?

"Satisfied! Satisfied! So satisfied!

Zhou's mother smiled from ear to ear, and her mother-in-law looked at her son-in-law, and the more she looked at it, the happier she became.

"I'm as happy with your song as I am with you as much as I am with you."

"When are you going to record this song, I'm going to show it to the square dancing sisters, they must love it."

Shen Ye: "Well, I'll do it as soon as possible." It

was also time for him to find a recording studio and record all those songs.

Zhou Shuyi said unwillingly:

"Mom, you didn't say anything against your heart, did you?" Do you think this song is really good?

Mother Zhou: "Of course, I've never heard such a beautiful song!"

"But... Why do I think this song is so earthy? "

You know what? That's because you don't know how to appreciate. Zhou's mother said angrily, "I think the young man is very good, handsome and talented, you are peers, you think about it carefully, usually walk around with others, you are not small..."

Zhou Shuyi hurriedly pushed her mother out.

Before leaving, Zhou's mother didn't forget to shout to Shen Ye:

"Young man, you must consider my Shuyi, I don't want a bride price!"