This Contestant Talks Too Much, The Whole Internet Laughs Like Crazy
Chapter 102: Holding The Sun And The Moon And Picking The Stars, There Is No One Like Me In The Worl
"It's so handsome!"
"He's really domineering!"
"I love King King!"
"It's on fire, family members, Ye Qinghui, it's all on fire!!"
Netizens burst into barrage, all of them were too excited to be themselves.
"Brother, do you know that you are really handsome when you say these words?" Sister Tuozi's big watery eyes are like stars, shining like stars, and she continued: "Can I worship you? Do you mind having one more? A little girl who is obsessed with you?"
"???"
"The host has fallen?"
"Reserve! Be reserved, sister hunchback!"
"Is this a public confession? @论算rita, someone stole the house [come back soon!"
"One thing to say, no girl can resist this kind of confident little boy, right?"
"Honey juice self-confidence is also self-confidence. The real key is that this guy has proved the guy he pretended to be with his bloody record. This is the scariest and deadliest thing, my family, just like any netizen who is full of confidence now. If it’s the same as my hand, my backhand is a big nose and I have to swear at him and then swear at him!”
"Pfft ha ha ha, true!"
"It's so real!"
Facing Luo Xin's adoring gaze, Su Fan suddenly put his hands behind his back, looked at the camera with a deep face, pretended to be inscrutable, and said melancholy: "Please don't be infatuated with brother, because... ...Brother is just a legend!"
"What Fuck?!"
"What plane is he on?!"
"Purple dress?!"
"When I saw him with his hands behind his back, pretending to have a deep expression on his face, I knew something was going to happen. Sure enough, something big happened, so I pretended it for him again!"
"Is this the true strength of forcing the king?"
"If you're not pretending, you're on the way to pretend!"
"Did I die from laughing!"
"Don't be obsessed with brother, god special meow, brother is just a legend, how did he manage to rhyme and pretend?"
"The king who pretends to rhyme the most, and the king who has the most fans, I am the king who shakes his head, and I have always endorsed the king!"
Netizens burst into laughter collectively, each and every one of them bursting into barrage in the live broadcast room.
Even Sister Tuozi was stunned.
this person.......
Why can you be so pretentious!!
"Brother, pass brother!" Luo Xin couldn't laugh or cry: "I'm not worthy, I don't dare to climb up to Brother Legend anymore."
Immediately, Luo Xin took a deep breath, smiled, and continued: "Then I would like to ask contestant Wus one last question. Everyone in the outside world is saying that no one knows where Wus' limit is. Whenever you think he can only do this At that time, this talented young man will always be a blockbuster and give everyone a big surprise!"
"How would you rate yourself 593 on this?"
After finishing speaking, Luo Xin looked eagerly at the boy who was a head taller than him.
It has to be said that Su Fan's looks are really durable, and with his background, he is definitely unique in the entire e-sports circle.
"They were right!"
Su Fan agreed pertinently.
"Is there any more? What's your own evaluation?" Luo Xin didn't seem to be satisfied with the answer, and continued to ask tentatively.
"My evaluation..." Su Fan thought for a while, then calmed down, and said calmly to the camera: "Holding the sun and the moon to pick the stars, there is no one like me in the world!"
As soon as this statement came out.
wow!!!
The audience was in an uproar and boiling.
"what!"
"He can still recite poems, dare you believe it?"
"Shen Temiao holds the sun, the moon, and picks the stars. There is no one like me in the world. Why does he have so many strange and coquettish words in his head? The most important thing is this passage. It feels very strange at first. Rhyme, think it over carefully, damn it, what a pretentious self-evaluation!"
"It's not just pretending. There is no one like me in this world. This meow's aggressiveness directly breaks through the sky!"
"It's on fire, my family!"
"Pure is on fire!!!"
"It's too coquettish, the second-year boy is ecstatic!"
"Hold the sun, the moon, and pick the stars. There is no one like me in the world. From now on, this will be my signature!"
"This guy can always turn the dull post-match interviews into the biggest Internet meme scene, isn't the heat here?"
"LPL official ecstasy!"
"He's so good at talking dirty!"
The people were amazed, cheering and shouting one by one.
As for the official live broadcast room on the Internet, the screen has been completely overwhelmed by Su Fan's words at this time
"Holding the sun and the moon to pick the stars, there is no one like me in the world!"
"Holding the sun and the moon to pick the stars, there is no one like me in the world!"
"Holding the sun and the moon to pick the stars, there is no one like me in the world!"
The barrage was densely packed, and its popularity even caused the entire live broadcast screen to be completely blocked.
on the stage.
Luo Xin's small cherry mouth has now become an 'o' shape, her eyes are wide open, as if she couldn't believe what she heard, she looked at the calm young man in front of her in surprise, The little girl was dumbfounded.
"Worthy of being the talkative king!"
In an instant, she almost thought of all the descriptors, and found that none of them were suitable for the young man in front of her, so she could only sigh helplessly.
As for the EDG people behind them, they were completely stunned and dumbfounded.
They heard this sentence when they were in the backstage lounge.
(ccdg) It's just that he never expected that in such a large audience, his own bully king would pretend to be the biggest bully in history.
Everyone has said the word "worship" ten thousand times in their hearts!
【Ding, congratulations to the host, operation +600%!】
【Ding, congratulations to the host, position +600%!】
【Ding, congratulations to the host, hand speed +600%!】
【Ding, congratulations to the host, permanent gain: operation +60%!】
at the same time.
A series of notification sounds came from the ear, don't be too sweet.
It is an astonishing value that has never been seen before.
The most important thing is that it has also obtained a permanent operation attribute improvement of up to 60%.
This wave is making money!!
Su Fan was calm on the surface, but he felt a sense of relief in his heart, and he was immediately paralyzed!
next.
The staff brought gifts specially prepared for fans.
When it came to the lucky audience interaction session, the factory director and the others seemed to lose interest, and they all wanted to quickly end this session that hit them hard...
If you think about it with your toes, you will know that your father will kill five female fans next time, and they will play the role of tool people.
soon.
The first lucky audience came to the stage, and I don’t know if the officials are engaging in shady activities. In this segment several times in a row, the lucky audiences who were selected were all female fans. At this time, a beautiful young lady in high heels came to the stage. Her legs are slender, and the most important thing is to wear fishnet stockings!
classic!!
The old color critics in front of countless screens were all excited, feasting their eyes and swiping the barrage one after another.
The young lady walked straight towards Su Fan, and after saying a few words of blessing, she took the gift bag in his hand. Just when Su Fan had already skillfully made a heart gesture, she turned around. Looking at the beautiful Miss Luo Xin beside her, she laughed and said, "Sister Tuozi, how about giving you a chance to realize your dream?"
"You help me realize my dream?" Luo Xin was a little surprised.
"That's right, my wish is, how about you compare your heart to the camera with little brother Wus?" the little sister in fishnet stockings said with a smile.
Hearing this, Su Fan was suddenly stunned.
Even Luo Xin herself was startled.
"Is this really okay?" Su Fan was a little confused.
But due to fans' wishes, Su Fan had no choice but to make a heart-to-heart gesture with Luo Xin towards the camera. For some reason, when he touched Luo Xin's soft little hand, he obviously felt the latter tremble slightly, as if a little nervous?
"Alas!!"
"6666!"
"Hahaha, this young lady knows how to play. In the past, it was the contestants who fulfilled the wishes of the fans, but this meowy little sister is going to do the opposite, to fulfill the wish of the host!"
"Is it just the host? Luo Xin has good looks and a good figure, okay? You can see that the king is smiling!"
"This guy is going to have a blast, I promise!"
"@说明rita, look quickly! Look quickly!!"
There was a whistling sound at the scene.
This lively scene, the Tuozi sister who is the host, can't handle it directly.
Not for a while.
Another female fan came to the stage, and he directly took the gift bag from the factory manager's hand skillfully. He walked up to Su Fan without even saying a word of blessing. The factory manager made a helpless look at the camera. His facial expression seemed to have become a habit for a long time.
But then, the female fan's wish was even more outrageous: "Can you embrace the princess, sister hunchback?"
"This...isn't that good?" Su Fan hesitated at the time.
Mainly, there is another one at home.
Thinking that Rita was watching, once he was like her good sister, Su Fan immediately felt a chill down his back.
"Didn't you say you want to satisfy the wishes of the fans? Could it be that you can't even satisfy my trivial wish?" The young lady put on a pitiful look and pouted aggrievedly.
This time, Luo Xin and Su Fan couldn't handle it directly.
"Then...try?" Luo Xin looked at Su Fan tentatively.
"Just try it!" Su Fan said reluctantly.
Immediately afterwards.
Under the watchful eyes of everyone, he immediately hugged Luo Xinheng.
"Ah!" Luo Xin exclaimed, seeing that she was facing the camera, she couldn't help blushing, and quickly buried her little head in Su Fan's arms.
Seeing this scene, the crowd immediately exploded!
"666!"
"Xiuer!"
"This special meow fan god assists!"
"In the past, it was Brother Fan who took care of his fans. This time it's the female fan's turn to give back to him. I'm going to have fun!"
"At this moment, Brother Fan is definitely the happiest man in the world!"
"He's laughing, he's laughing!!"
"Sister hunchback is too shy..."
People screamed and shouted, booing one after another.
As for the barrage in the official live broadcast room, it has been completely wiped out by one sentence.
"@论论rita, it's over, forced the king to cheat!"
"@论论rita, it's over, this master cheated!"
After finally fulfilling the wish of this little female fan, Su Fan silently waited for the next trial of the strange fans, but during this period, he inexplicably looked at his right hand, with a pensive look on his face.
"He must be wondering what it feels like!"
"Does it feel so good?"
"Let's just say, isn't it inappropriate for you to look at it in front of Sister Tuozi?"
"Killing me!"
"He's just a sixteen-year-old kid, please forgive me!"
"A truly strong person must know how to hide the truth in his heart.
Real idea!"
"Upstairs, you are wrong. A real strong man dares to show his sword in front of the woman he loves!"
"I thought it didn't show the sword!"
"If you want to really shine the sword, Rita will probably be locked out by Brother Fan today!"
"Ha ha ha ha ha hiccup!"
In the carnival atmosphere of fans.
Su Fan once again won a wave of pentakills in the post-match interaction session, and then walked into the backstage passage under the admiring gazes of the factory manager and others. It was only eight o'clock at this time
, This makes countless netizens who are still unsatisfied can't help feeling that this man's game is wonderful, but it ended too soon.
In the past, the same BO3 would at least last until half past nine....
in the background channel.
"Brother, you are awesome!"
"you are great!"
"How do you explain it to Rita?"
The factory manager, Meiko and others gathered around, all of them raised their thumbs up in astonishment and said.
"Explain? Explain what? I am the oldest in our family!" Su Fan snorted softly and said nonchalantly.
But suddenly, he found that the air was a little quiet.
At this time, everyone has reached the door of the lounge.
He took a closer look, and found that Rita was standing at the door with an unfriendly face, as if she was waiting for someone?
"It has nothing to do with me!" The factory manager said resentfully, and immediately opened the door and went in.
Immediately afterwards, Mieko laughed and said, "You talk, you talk!"
After speaking, he dragged iboy and scout and ran into the lounge.
Su Fan hurriedly followed, but found that the door was locked.
"You bitches, open the door! Open the door!!" Su Fan immediately cursed.
Seeing that Rita was looking at him more and more unkindly, he finally gave up resisting, and said embarrassingly: "Baby, it's still early today, I heard that Disney has a fireworks show, I'll take you to see the castle
watch fireworks!"
"Is Luo Xin's hand soft?" Rita said suddenly.
"What are you talking about, I don't understand!" Fan Yi said.
"Is the princess comfortable?" Rita snorted softly and pouted.
"I advise you not to talk nonsense, I am doing it for the fans, for the effect of the show, for the reputation of the LPL, and most importantly, as a man, since I am a professional
It's my duty to do these dirty and tiring jobs, and I also want to make a lot of money so that we can support our small family!"
Su Fan said confidently.
Rita burst out laughing, staring at her eyes, and said coquettishly, "Why didn't I realize that you can make up so much before? You keep making up, and I'll keep listening!"
"Heaven and earth conscience!"
"Go, I'll take you to watch the fireworks!"
Regardless of Rita's objection, Su Fan took one hand and ran out in a hurry.
Behind him, the door of the lounge room opened suddenly.
Seeing Rita who is in control, everyone called him a good guy.
"That's okay too?"
"He's a hexagon fighter!"
"The god of death in the arena, the heavily armored fighter in life, the lover in love, what else can this kid not know?"
"The ability to coax girls is sixteen years old?"
Everyone was so ashamed that their teeth were about to be crushed.
that night.
Weibo became very popular, and the popularity belonging to that man reached its peak again!
#Hold the sun, the moon, and the stars, there is no one like me in the world!#
#WE also lost, who else in LPL can sanction Wus?!#
#Su Fan: Everyone in LPL is hot chicken, he really did it!#
#五五路世御得改改,少年无双, Sword Intent Immortal, he really wants to break through the entire competition area!#
#世界记录 was broken again, after the game, five WE members fainted collectively, resulting in the largest rollover scene in history!#
#Toughness? Toughness is a fart, I was born invincible, pushing all the things that don’t need these weak people to have Wus!#
#He pretended to be forceful, only RNG can achieve it all!#
#Broken Sword Recast, The Knight Returns!!!#
#仙优直文信息player tears, how strong is Wus? The T5 hero swept the 100 million yuan chariot and set the record for the fastest end of the game in history!#
#......#
All kinds of headlines and reports, like a raging fire, swept across the entire Weibo!
The hot search was once again slaughtered by the same person!
"Wus awesome!"
"Wus awesome!"
"You are my god!!"
"LPL has really given birth to a legend!"
this night.
On the Internet, the phrase "Wus is awesome" is everywhere.
(PS: Begging for a wave of monthly ticket support, the author spends 20,000 a day every day, it is really hard work, my hands are numb today...).
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