This Contestant Talks Too Much, The Whole Internet Laughs Like Crazy
Chapter 11: Sentences Are Classics, And Every Word Is In The Heart! (Ask For Flowers)
The melon-eating netizens gathered in the letme live broadcast room were also shocked at this time.
"This... four minutes into the game, it's GG directly?"
"I lost the ability to line up!"
"How can he be so strong?!"
"There is no TP in this wave. I lost such a big wave of soldiers all at once. I can't play anymore!"
"Top top laner in the LPL? Twice in four minutes, one time was eaten by a single player, and the other time he was killed by a tower jumper. Are you kidding me!"
"The Talking King is so strong?"
"BIG brave, called the king!"
"I am convinced!"
"..."
The onlookers were dumbfounded.
However, the goose has not waited for everyone to react.
You can see that the chat box in the lower left corner of the game keeps refreshing messages.
[Everyone] Sao Hua Wang (Wu Shuang Jian Ji): "The gnat may shake the tree, it's beyond self-control!"
[Everyone] Sao Hua Wang (Wu Shuang Jian Ji): "You are like dung in my eyes, unsightly and disgusting!"
[Everyone] Sao Hua Wang (Wu Shuang Jian Ji): "Quit the game, this is your best destination!"
[Everyone] Sao Hua Wang (Wu Shuang Jian Ji): "Continuing to appear will only make me trample you under my feet, which is something neither you nor I want to see."
[Everyone] Saohua King (Wu Shuang Jian Ji): ""In this vast canyon, in this vast world, it's hard for me to find a match. It's sad, sad! "
Teammate: "6666!"
Red Opponent: "Nice!"
"Pfft ha ha ha!"
"This guy really doesn't want to stop for a moment!"
"Killing me!"
"It's so hot, full of compelling flavors, how can he pretend so aggressively!"
"It's just killing people, if I let me really quit right now!"
"Here, it is suggested that death declares the battle. Although he is not the opponent of Bi Wang, I can guarantee that the gate of Bi Wang's building will never pass through the iron gate!"
"What are you thinking upstairs?"
"To be honest, it's really embarrassing for others to pretend like this, but the most important thing is that this guy is really strong. With his strength matching, I somehow feel that it is reasonable for him to say such flirtatious words, and I can't help but feel a little admiration in my heart? Am I crazy!"
"Worship +1!"
"Is it true that no one can come and sanction this bully king? My dad said he wanted to see the bully king get slapped in the face before he died!"
"He really has a show effect!"
"..."
Countless melon-eating netizens who watched in various live broadcast rooms burst into laughter on the spot.
at the same time.
in the room.
Even Rita couldn't help but giggled coquettishly when she saw Su Fan's fast typing speed: "You bastard, why don't you be so emotional!"
[Ding, congratulations to the host, operation +100%! 】
[Ding, congratulations to the host, position +100%! 】
[Ding, congratulations to the host, reaction +100%! 】
[Ding, congratulations to the host, permanent gain: reaction +10%! 】
At this time, Su Fan, because of the rambunctious talk, kept hearing the pleasant notification sound from the system, and his overall state became stronger and stronger.
Hearing Rita's laughter, Su Fan felt distressed, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and said: "Playing a game is like marching to fight a war. As the saying goes, attacking people first attacks the heart. I am defeating him in another, more clever way." psychological line of defense!"
"Yes, that's right!"
Seeing Su Fan's affirmative expression, Rita couldn't help laughing: "You are playing a game, and you still use the art of war?"
Same as all netizens.
Rita called '666' directly.
next.
letme is back online again.
However, he always shrank under the tower, not even daring to go up to hear the experience.
The levels are stretched too far!
For the top laner, being beaten home twice in a row, the most important thing is that he lost a lot of experience and couldn't keep up with his opponent. This already means a complete collapse. It takes at least 30 minutes to make a sound later...
An already tormenting situation.
Letme's mentality is not very good.
When he looked at the chat box.
It was so full of qi and blood that he almost fainted on the spot!
[Everyone] Sao Hua Wang (Wu Shuang Jian Ji): "Since you dare not look at me, why do you want to come up to die?"
[Everyone] Sao Hua Wang (Wu Shuang Jian Ji): "You go, my sword will not cut off old and young animals, if you want to go, I will let you fly!"
[Everyone] Sao Hua Wang (Wu Shuang Jian Ji): "Ant, are you afraid? I can feel your trembling!"
[Everyone] Sao Hua Wang (Wu Shuang Jian Ji): "Are you afraid of Jian Ji, or of yourself who is full of flaws?"
"6666!"
"Killing me!"
"How do you describe a person's strength? Is he the strongest? No, after a game, the number of words he sent in the message is more than the number of hits!"
"This metaphor, hahaha!"
"I don't agree with you. At least 2,000 characters will be sent out in a match. With such a conversion, the number of minions on the field can't be matched!"
"He's really... so special!"
"He's good at pretending, I like it so much!"
"Did no one find the last sentence, does it have a deep meaning?"
"Looking carefully, it's true that the height is instantly full, and the sword princess is poking a flaw, but it seems that what the king is talking about is not the flaw itself, but a summoner with various weaknesses?"
"When Sao Hua Wang quit the literary world, I was the first to object!"
"This is too meaningful!"
"Damn it, I'm in tears!"
"..."
The barrage was flying fast, and the netizens were already in a collective climax!
for a while.
Are you afraid of Sword Fairy, or of yourself who is full of flaws? These words with extraordinary meaning were directly frantically swiped by the famous quotes among countless netizens.
On the other hand letme...
"Jungle, jungle!!"
"Come on!!"
He frantically sent signals to his jungler.
To be insulted like this.
Uncle can bear it, grandma can't bear it anymore!
in a minute.
The jungler rushed to hit the road.
In full view.
Jian Ji's one-on-two operation is smooth and pleasing to the eye.
Then……
Double kill! (Double kill!)
…
(PS: The author has been adding crazy codewords overnight, please send flowers for evaluation tickets, the data on the first day is actually very poor, but as long as someone sends flowers, the author will have infinite codeword motivation , so I really beg you to reach out and don’t find it troublesome~)
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