This Contestant Talks Too Much, The Whole Internet Laughs Like Crazy

"Su Fan is invincible!!"

"Forcing the king to return, the first battle has been won!!"

"Who said that forcing the king to overturn? You stand up!"

"Explain and apologize!!"

The auditorium was full of voices.

for a while.

The entire live broadcast site was filled with people shouting and shouting ~.

This vigorous scene.

The Haier brothers who blew the whole game of TES and also blackmailed the whole game of Su Fan were silent!

The two looked at each other, but couldn't say a word.

finally.

The camera shows the screen of the commentary seat.

"Let us congratulate EDG for winning the first battle, let's go first!"

"The same company Wus finally completed his professional debut with a proud record of 10-0-3!"

When the two were silent.

Rita danced excitedly and cheered to the camera!

see.

The Haier brothers looked at each other.

Wawa: "This sword girl is too invincible with a single belt, I think TES must take a serious attitude in the next game, and it is necessary to target it!"

Miller: "Indeed, Wus is just a sword girl. Once she is banned, he will be very difficult to play! This spring's opening match, TES is likely to be like RNG just now, let one chase two!"

It's okay not to talk.

These words directly made netizens unable to sit still.

"coming!"

"The two RNG dogs are really starting to wash the floor!"

"How dare you call?"

"Isn't this TES serious? At the beginning of the game, it was a counter on the top lane, and Wus would blow up the lane if the jungler didn't come. As a result, the E$ base was gone. These two dogs just stopped for a while and then started again. up!"

"Joke of the century: The base exploded, TES has not lost yet!"

"Hahahahaha!"

"《Wus is a Swordswoman!》”

"Who does he want to laugh to death? What about Qinggangying? Where's Daomei? Where's Jess? Where's Nuoshou? These two commentators are wise!"

"Sometimes, I really don't understand whether they are doing program effects or round seats!"

"Let one chase two come again!"

"I bought ten packs of Latiao, and EDG took it away 2:0!"

"Brother Fan won the MVP in the first game 10-0,??"

Rita glanced at the barrage, wrinkled Xiao Qiong's nose arrogantly, and said very cutely, "Seniors, the netizens are saying that what you predicted before seems to be slapped in the face?"

Brother Haier: "..."

at the same time.

on the stage.

The two sides shook hands and prepared to step down for an intermission.

On the contrary, 369's face was very strange. When facing Su Fan, he said seriously: "You are fighting at level 1, and the game has a bug. If it wasn't for the minions not hitting you, you wouldn't be able to kill solo! Only that one head caused it. You take off in rhythm!"

He is not convinced!

Everyone looked at Su Fan.

"Hehe, if you don't even understand this, why don't you say that you don't deserve my attention at all?"

"I only need to make a small move to know your limit. In other words, you, and all of you, are like all the opponents I usually meet. They are like ants, and their lives are as thin as cicadas. If you have to say that there is If there is any difference, at best, you should be regarded as bigger ants!"

"But in my eyes, there is no difference!"

"They're all ants!"

"If I were you, I would apply to the alliance to surrender directly, so as not to be tortured, and to preserve the last dignity!"

Su Fan said calmly.

He seemed easy-going, but he uttered the pretend words in the calmest tone!

【Ding, congratulations to the host, operation +100%!】

【Ding, congratulations to the host, position +100%!】

The reward notification sound is coming as scheduled.

"???"

"!!!"

Everyone in TES stared wide-eyed and looked confused.

This kid is really able to show off a wave of flirty talk when he catches a chance!

God Meow only needs a little shot to know your limit......

They are all ants, their lives are as thin as cicadas, at best they are bigger ants??

Thank you so much for your recognition!

Too pretend!

It's too pretend!!

If the alliance allows offline solo, everyone at this time is even planning to start a team in a flash.

369 was very unconvinced: "You mean that's not a bug?"

Facing his doubts, Su Fan ignored him and left directly, leaving a cool back.

"Arrogance!!"

"Too arrogant!!"

"The second set must fuck him!!"

Casa, Left Hand, and the others were going to be very angry.

Go back to the lounge.

The factory manager and others hurriedly followed up excitedly.

"Brother, you are so awesome!"

"I couldn't have imagined that you killed TES for the first time on stage!"

"too strong!!"

"Is there really no pressure at all? There are so many spectators cheering for you outside, are you not excited? Not nervous? Thinking of playing a game in front of tens of millions of spectators [hands are not smart??]

"Big brother, your flirtatious talk is so awesome, I want to learn it too!"

"I want to be as pretending as you!"

The four teammates directly surrounded Su Fan, each of them was very excited.

Even Abu, who is the coach, couldn't help but stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder: "Xiao Fan, you are definitely the most outstanding e-sports genius I have ever seen! Given time, "You have no opponent!"

"Is it still necessary for you to say that?"

"I am invincible in the world, if I don't fight the sky, who will I fight with?"

Su Fan said casually.

【Ding, congratulations to the host, walking and chopping +100%!】

[Ding, congratulations to the host, the overall proficiency of the top laner +100%!]

The reward notification sound came.

"Damn it??" Abu looked confused: "Can you pretend like this?"

"He's still pretending!"

"Kill randomly on the field, pretend off the field, he's so good at it!"

The teammates couldn't help laughing, ten of them laughed like crazy.

Everyone carefully savored Su Fan's words just now, including coach Abu, and couldn't help feeling: "He pretended to be it!!"

next.

Everyone began to discuss the tactics for the next game.

On the other hand, Su Fan took out his mobile phone and chatted with Rita on WeChat.

"Brother Haier?" Hearing Rita's narration, Su Fan was taken aback, and then suddenly said: "Don't pay attention to them, these two are RNG's dogs, and they probably collected a lot of money to help RNG clean up the land."

Su Fan thinks back to the Haier brothers in the previous life.

Every RNG game, there must be them.

Obviously lagging behind seven or eight thousand in the economy, the two of them can "turn over" one by one, and they almost didn't blow RNG to the sky.

Unexpectedly, the parallel world in this life is also different.

Su Fan said it doesn't matter.

Pull the commentary to target yourself?

If one's own strength declines and the car overturns, it may really attract a lot of black fans.

But the key.

You will not lose, you will only get stronger!

After a short intermission.

The two sides took the stage again.

period.

Everyone in TES looked into Su Fan's eyes, as if they were about to breathe fire.

Especially 369, full of fighting spirit!

"Don't look like that."

"I am invincible, you can do whatever you want, if you persist for more than 30 minutes, I will lose!"

Su Fan said casually.

【Ding, congratulations to the host, response +100%!】

Arrogant!!

Too arrogant!!!

"I hope you don't cry!"

369 gritted his teeth and said.

Everyone in TES also said in unison: "You remember how arrogant you are now, and when this game is over, let's see how you cry!"

They are confident and can definitely take Su Fan away!

soon.

The BP link started, and five minutes later, the lineups of both sides were determined.

【Top Order】: Future Guardian VS Ocean Disaster

[Jungle]: Winter's Wrath VS Barrel

[Mid Lane]: Card Master VS Desert Emperor

[Bot Lane]: Ice Archer + Luo VS Xia + Goddess of Dawn

After the coaches of both sides shook hands.

The game entered the loading interface.

In the commentary seat.

Brother Haier began to analyze in a logical manner again.

Baby: "This TES has given three ban positions to the top lane at the same time. Qinggangying, Daomei, and Jianji, the three famous heroes of Wus, have all been banned. Only one Jess was released. Obviously this is TES Yangmou, knowing that you only have four hero pools, and using three ban slots to limit it, is to let you choose Jess, and if you don’t choose to play what you don’t have, you will fall into a trap if you choose!”

"At the beginning of the BP game, TES won half of it!"

Miller: "It's not half. EDG's mid-lane card master, a tool man, is more useless the further you go. What you look at is the rhythm in the front. The bot lane Hanbing is a scraping machine without Lulu. This set The lineup can't be described as bad, it can only be said to be a pile of defense! What does Abramovich think?"

"Looking at the lineup alone, 369 on the right continued to choose the captain. Obviously, he was not convinced. LPL needs such a bloody and confident player. One failure doesn't mean anything. If he chooses the captain second, he will definitely be able to play the effect!"

"In addition, the lineup of TES on the right is far crushing on the left. Tsar + Xia's double C, starting from 20 minutes is a strong period, and it will only become stronger as time goes on!"

"Looking at this lineup, it's 37!"

Wawa: "It's still too conservative, 28 is normal."

The two sang together.

That well-founded appearance really moved many viewers.

After all, the double C of the card and the ice, you know it's scraping when you hear it.

Jess in the top lane also poses as a pork hero, which doesn't play much role. This lineup doesn't look like a lineup that can end the game!

"EDG is gone!"

"I really want to let one chase two!"

"Release Jess, you really dare to choose?"

"I can only say that Wus is too young and naive!"

"This Kage's wine barrel is for the top road, a Jess, go and die once!"

"Steady, steady!"

The fans of TES climaxed directly on the spot.

at the same time.

RNG fans are also clamoring.

Seeing that the voices of the Haier Brothers were recognized on the Internet, Rita was not convinced at the time: "Why do you open at 28, you are too reckless!"

"The main lineup on the left is the early stage. As long as the early stage is played out and the economic advantage is established, the game can be ended, okay?"

*¥tt......

"And Wus was so C in the last game. Wouldn't Jayce be better against the captain of the lane? He can definitely carry!"

Hear Rita's words.

Countless starches, fans of Su Fan have spoken out.

"I knew these two old dogs would continue to work

die!"

"You really know how to justify yourself. You also banned three hero pools and deliberately released a Jess. I asked you, can you ban four heroes in the first round of BP? Just

This can be involved in the conspiracy, I am laughing to death!"

"I agree that TES chooses in the hero pool of forcing the king. It should be that Jess is the best hero compared to the other three, so he chose to miss Jess, not

What Yangmou? If the first round of BP can ban four heroes, they will definitely be banned!"

"Two old dogs, come out and die!!"

"RNG must die, I said so!"

"Rita is a loyal person!"

"Tell me a joke, the game hasn't started yet, it's already 28!"

"The right side is invincible after 20 minutes, and that's what I said in the last round. I'm curious, can they last until 20 minutes?"

Netizens are angry.

above the network.

There was an uproar.

at this time.

During the game.

[Everyone] TES, 369 (Ocean Calamity): "This game will make you unable to play against the lane, feel the blood bar disappearing technique!"

[Everyone] TES, kingt9 (Desert Emperor): "Wait, I'll fuck you at level 3!"

[Everyone] TES, kasa (wine barrel): "I'm not joking with you, I'm red, level 2 is caught, if you're afraid, shrink behind the line and I'll let you go!"

[Everyone] TES, Joken (Ni Yu): "With this broken lineup, I can kill with my feet! Wait, Wus, twenty minutes and three seconds!"

While starting the river station on the opposite side.

They all typed in the game.

It is worth mentioning that in this parallel world, professional leagues do not restrict communication with each other in the game.

The only constraint is that you can't swear at your opponent

Seeing TES five people started calling.

The factory manager and the others planned to accept the interaction, but before they could make a move, they saw a line of Hui Xiao appeared in the lower left corner.

[Everyone] EDG, Wus (Guardian of the Future): "I stand on the pinnacle of life and laugh at the incompetence of the god of death, but you are looking for the possibility of survival on the edge of death.

It's the gap!"

"Let him have the wind from all directions, and I will stand still!"

"The world is clamoring, slandering, frivolous, and insulting in front of me, how should I deal with it?"

"There is only one sword, which can kill all the injustices in the world, and kill all pigs and dogs in sight!"

A string of words.

The few teammates who watched were dumbfounded.

"6!"

"Awesome!!"

"I found that we are redundant, you can kill five of them by yourself!"

"We didn't even make a move, you already have five kills...

Everyone said in shock in the internal voice.

This series of domineering quotations.

Directly give the opposite TES five defenses!

369: "How can he pretend like that!!"

kasa: "Yeah, although I don't want to admit it, but this pinnacle of life mocks the god of death for being incompetent, we are looking for survival on the verge of death, maybe this joke is really pretending to reach the bone

Zili!"

kingt9: "This one has to be won, he pretends like this, it's hard to end after being slapped in the face!"

mark: "I'll find a chance to swim on the road and kill him!"

Everyone communicated simply in the internal voice.

Accompanied by the convergence of the lines of troops from both sides.

Officially enter the laning period!

It is worth mentioning that this time, 369 knew that he was short-handed and long-handed, so he followed Su Fan's previous solution and went straight into the grass on the road, planning to come out in a wave.

Unexpectedly.

Su Fan walked to the line, but the captain did not appear.

"Is there any pressure on the top lane?"

The voice of the factory manager came from the ear.

Jess beat the captain, it is 64, but if the captain handles it better, he can reach 55, "even the captain has the advantage.

The pig demon is to get through the more difficult level 3 in front.

"Absolutely not!"

The voice fell.

Su Fan seemed to know that there was someone in the grass, so he directly inserted a ward, then threw the Q skill, and then walked A to pull it...

It was caught off guard.

369 was also confused, "How the fuck does he know I'm here??"

He wanted to Q Jace before leaving.

But he stepped forward, but Jess retreated.

Turning his head away, Jess caught up.

You advance and I retreat, and you follow me.

This is the usual way of pulling on the top lane, in order to get more A opponents.

In this tug-of-war, 369 was pulled numb!

He didn't know why, and was directly given two more A's.

follow closely.

Jess switches the hammer form to accelerate, the hidden leap!!

He rushed forward with a hammer, the captain's Q skill finally hit the opponent, but 369 was completely panicked, he turned his head and fired a fire knife to get the acceleration effect, just at this time

Jess followed suit.

The two sides pulled apart.

The captain's HP has reached 20%!!

What a mess!

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