This Contestant Talks Too Much, The Whole Internet Laughs Like Crazy
Chapter 67: On The Day I Return To The World, All Rebels Will Die! (44)
Suddenly woken up, Su Fan took Rita, who was wearing cute pajamas and smelling delicious, into his arms, and said with sleepy eyes: "What's so strange about this? You post the news for me, just tell RNG to wash my neck and wait for me! "
rita......
She pouted arrogantly, immediately picked up Su Fan's mobile phone, unlocked the password skillfully, found a comfortable position in his arms, and began to play happily.
When Su Fan woke up again, Rita was no longer in the room.
I opened my phone and saw that there was a message on it.
"I'm off to work!"
"I put breakfast in the microwave for you, heat it up when you eat it! #猪头#"
Smiling, Sufan replied with a 'yes'.
immediately.
He simply washed up, ate the love breakfast carefully prepared by Rita, and opened Weibo to browse.
The Internet is full of his own voice, he is already on fire!
Follow: 1053,6688
Private message: 99999+
When he saw the astonishing data on his personal Weibo account, although he had expected it, Su Fan still seemed a little surprised.
If he remembers correctly, he only had more than 3 million followers on Weibo after being first in both servers before, but right now, just a BO3 match has crazily increased his followers to more than 7 million overnight!
This made Su Fan amazed for a while, and couldn't help but sigh with emotion.
The professional league is indeed the best stage for becoming famous and making a name for yourself!
certainly.
The premise is to have strength!
At this time, his Weibo account had been unblocked, and Su Fan edited a post while eating.
#@RNG E-sports club, long time no see, how are you all?#
#I once said that when we meet again in the future, I will take your dog's life!#
#Old dogs, have you washed your neck?#
#The day I come back to the world, all rebellious sons will die!!#
immediately.
He also added a handsome photo he took casually, and made a gesture of wiping his neck.
Click to send.
Just a minute later, his phone's notification sound went off!
"Oh Huo, force the king himself to show up!"
"My Wang Tiezhu is watching with my real name!"
"Front row worship!"
"Punch in, first!"
"It's started, it's started, the first thing that forced Wang's Weibo account to be unblocked was Yu RNG, this really forced Wang, hahaha!"
Moko is too domineering!" 18
"Don't bully the young and poor 1.0 e-sports version, I feel like my blood is on fire!"
"@LPLOfficial, can't you see it? Wus is already impatient to do RNG, hurry up and arrange!"
"With the combination of new and old grudges, EDG vs. RNG is definitely a firestorm. No matter who wins, the topic will be an absolute explosion!"
"Indeed, the previous year's pig and dog fights have already been full of highlights, and now there is a revenge scene of 'Don't bully the young and poor'. I can only say that just thinking about it makes me ignite!"
"Just kidding, forcing the king will lose? It must be forcing the king to wash away the shame. RNG, a giant in e-sports!"
"On the day I and I return to the world, all rebels will die!!"
"Write it down, write it down, write it down!"
"It is recommended to recite the whole text!"
"Zhong Er boy said, there is another signature signature!"
"This coquettish talk can be played for another year!"
"Speaking of which, how did he come up with so many flirty words? It's so beautiful! #笑哭#"
"The No. 1 flirt king in the national server, and the No. 1 pretend king in the Korean server, do you think I'm joking with you?"
"My husband killed me, I love you to death!"
“The big brother is so handsome in selfies!”
The comment section exploded!!
The popularity of Su Fan itself is very hot on Weibo, and right now it is at the cusp of the storm, and this man directly came forward, naturally it became a whirlpool of topics immediately, attracting countless people who eat melons.
Netizens who watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal started to collectively @RNG while reposting it one after another.
Today's Su Fan, the popularity is too high.
Regardless of the RNG official blog, or the personal Weibo of all the first-time players, the private message and comment functions are turned off.
Therefore, the only thing netizens can do is @及方.
But next.
It is beyond everyone's expectation.
RNG responded immediately.
#人狂自有天收!#
#@ Su Fan, your current arrogance will make you fall into the abyss again sooner or later, when all the liquidation comes, I hope you can still be so crazy! #
#RNG is the strongest all-China class in the world, not a small rookie like you can shake it, remember my words, when we meet in the future, we will teach you to recognize the reality 2:0!#
#Under the whole world, is it the emperor's land, the shore of the land, is it the emperor's minister!#
#It’s just an abandoned son who was kicked out by us!#
"picture"
The picture below is Su Fan's lonely and desolate back when he left the RNG base.
This seemingly domineering reply directly ignited the self-confidence of countless royal fans, who liked and forwarded it one after another.
"Yes, it's just an abandoned child, what's the point?"
"A hot chicken that we don't want in RNG, and he thinks he is the number one character after a small score by luck?"
"In front of RNG, your grades are nothing!"
"Just won a small TES, let's see how crazy that kid is, when he fights RNG, he will definitely be shot all over the ground by UZI!"
"Wait for EDG to be carried away by 2:0, then I can watch him, what is Su Fan called!"
Huang Za's arrogance.
Come fast, go fast.
Right now, Su Fan's popularity is exploding, with countless fans, and the voices of the whole network are on his side. If RNG hadn't completely shut down the private message and comment functions, even if it is an e-sports giant, it will definitely be drowned in it because of thousands of accusations. Among the scolding of netizens...
In this case, what kind of waves can the miscellaneous people make?
"A dog is barking!"
"Bi Wang is right. RNG is indeed a gangster club. Before, they used all kinds of whitewashing, even cutting videos, and maliciously slandering. Now they can't clean up their whitewashing. They just use self-destruct methods to blacken my brother Fan?"
"It's such a huge club, and it claims to be a giant in e-sports, but it turned out that a group of people bullied a sixteen-year-old boy. How do you have the face to say such things as abandonment in public?"
"Really disgusting!!"
"Yo yo yo, Huangza is very good at screaming, breaking TES is nothing? Then why can't your RNG end the game in 15 minutes against the weakest team at the bottom of LPL? If I remember correctly, your RNG is relatively average. It's all over in three minutes?"
"I can't do it myself, I'm starting to be sour!"
"This is Huang Za's face!"
"The world's strongest all-Chinese team is here? Which club was the first to introduce Korean aid in the LPL? Please tell me loudly, I set a precedent for buying Korean aid, but found that it didn't work out. The title of Huaban is not letting go, is this because of the legend that as long as I stand on a moral basis, no one will be able to criticize me?"
"Once a day, bastard RNG be damned!"
"Under the whole world, orders are here? They really put gold on their faces!
"I admit, this emperor is Huang Za's emperor!"
The overwhelming abuse.
Like a raging fire starting a prairie fire, it was directly overwhelmed by the group of Huangza who had been clamoring for a while, and the group was wiped out on the spot!
Su Fan, who had just finished breakfast, also saw RNG's blunt reply.
He chose the hard steel on the front and posted another post.
#I am originally transformed and sublimated in the abyss, what about falling into the abyss, afraid of what liquidation will come?#
#Still the same sentence, all opponents in LPL are dung in my eyes, and all teams are hot chickens in my eyes!!#
#As for your so-called liquidation? I can only say that I am pretty good at self-ying, I hope you will never wake up!#
#Oh, by the way, don’t insult the sage book, I thought Huang Za had no brains because they were born mentally handicapped, but now I realize that I misunderstood them, and it turns out that the slime monster as the main body is the real brainless one Source, if you haven't read the book well, I suggest going back to the furnace and rebuilding it!#
#Good people have their own help from heaven, and evil people have their own harvest!#
#The day when we meet again, I will do justice for the sky, thank you everyone!#
"picture"
After posting this long list of texts.
Su Fan took another casual photo and added a handsome photo of himself.
No matter how you look at it, you are so handsome!!
soon.
The comment section became lively again.
"Worthy of being a king, if you say you're going to be tough, you're going to be tough!"
"Fearless of power, face hard steel, this is a real man!"
"I was transformed and sublimated in the abyss. What are you talking about falling into the abyss, and what do you fear that the liquidation will come?"
"It's on fire!"
"Write it down, write it down!"
"This coquettish talk directly broke through the sky. If my guess is correct, it was RNG who pushed the king into the abyss before?!"
"RNG beast, I have to say it 10,000 times a day!"
"Hahaha, the retaliation of the king is too domineering, all LPL players and teams are dung and hot chicken in his eyes, liquidation? They are not worthy!!"
"I'm laughing to death, it turns out that Huang Za has no quality, because the slime monster who is the leader has no culture!"
"Is it okay for the villain to have his own day? RNG is a pure villain!"
"Doing justice for the sky is too hot!!"
"I beg LPL to hurry up and arrange the battle of Tianwangshan, I'm already looking forward to it!"
"Fast forward to the episode where Wus kills RNG like a dog!"
Netizens are looking forward to it, discussing it fiercely in the comment area!
next.
Su Fan didn't pay attention to the hustle and bustle on the Internet, went out and took his special car, and headed to the base.
There is no EDG game today, but we still have to train.
Seeing Su Fan coming to the base, the factory manager and others also stepped forward to say hello and asked questions at the same time. Obviously, they all knew what happened on Weibo just now.
"It's nothing, the blind dog is barking."
"All the voices of criticism will disappear when I meet RNG and kill them directly by blocking their spring water."
Su Fan was not angry, and said casually.
"Block RNG's fountain and kill!"
"You really dare to think, hahaha!"
"But if this scene is really done, the whole LPL will fall into deathly silence, right?"
"Absolutely, that's RNG!!"
The teammates are a little unbelievable, and more are looking forward to it.
After all, Su Fan's personal strength is obvious to all.
They all know.
If I and the others as teammates don't hold back, the young man in front of me has a great possibility to do this earth-shattering thing.
next.
It's a boring training time.
Time flies.
Came to four o'clock in the afternoon.
Today's first BO3 is TES against IG!
These two teams are both top-notch in the LPL.
In addition, TES lost to EDG yesterday, and the teenager 369 became the first professional player to be "stunned" after the game, this wave of huge traffic blessing
Under these conditions, today's game also attracted countless attention.
certainly.
Most of them ridiculed Brother 69's "glorious deed" when he was knocked out in the live broadcast room.
It was beyond everyone's expectations.
Today IG has three substitute players in a row!
The top laner was not the world champion duke that Principal Wang bought with a huge sum of money, but a substitute Theshy.
The jungler is a substitute for ning.
Like Su Fan, ADC is also a 16-year-old JackeyLove!
Against TES, IG had three substitute players in a row.
From everyone's point of view, it's obvious that IG doesn't take TES seriously...
After all, they became the background board for EDG to break the world record yesterday, and they were killed by that man who raped and talked too much.
This 'glorious' record, let alone a small IG.
Even ordinary people who eat melons look down on them.
Such an arrogant operation directly angered everyone in TES, and they vowed to get back the game!
Hence the pre-match trash talk session.
Five people are more arrogant than one!
In particular, 369 has changed from the norm. In the camera, he started to pretend with great confidence:
"On the top of the canyon, proud of the world, I am only 69!"
"You are not my opponent, don't say you, even if you IG bought the 600 world champion top laner Duke to line up with me, I have no fear!"
"Rookie, it's your misfortune to meet me, because it may cause you to doubt your life and choose to retire!"
"As a senior, let me just say, if you can persist under my command for ten minutes without blowing up the line, I will count you as the winner!"
"Let's face the oppressive feeling of Brother 69!"
"Take off the shackles on your body, and today you will know that I am me!"
on screen.
This kid's words of "pretend" should not be too full.
With a face full of red light and a sonorous and powerful voice, don't mention how confident he is!
"Fuck!"
"Brother 69 is pretending?"
"It smells like that!"
"I don't know why, but I feel a little burning!"
"In yesterday's match, the King of Forces directly opened up the second line of Ren and Du?"
"Hit a newcomer, and this theshy is said to be a gift from WE when he bought someone from IG. In this case, what can he pretend?"
"I don't know why, but I suddenly have an ominous premonition!"
"Brother 69, shouldn't the car overturn?"
Netizens all felt their eyes light up, they actually saw the shadow of the bully king in 369.
One by one, they were discussing enthusiastically and enthusiastically.
soon.
The first game of BO3 begins.
The game has just started, and there is a big problem on the road!
The expected strong suppression of 369, and the scene of stepping on the dead body of the newcomer to avenge the shame did not appear.
On the contrary, Theshy, who was an IG top laner substitute, suppressed 369 with a backhand as soon as he came up!
The game time was three minutes, and the solo kill was completed on the road. Brother 69 contributed a blood to Theshy, which directly turned into a golden 400 yuan and entered the opponent's pocket.
"???"
Netizens were dumbfounded.
What about the promised canyon top, proud of the world?
What about letting your opponent feel your pressure?
This script is wrong!!
next.
Terrible things keep happening!!
The game time was five minutes, and he was single-killed on the road!
The game time was seven minutes, and he was single-killed again on the road!!
The game time is ten minutes, and the road is put to sleep by jumping the tower!!
It's 369 again! It's still 369!!!
He was being placed on the bench by a substitute from IG, and the rookies were overwhelmingly killing him!!
The final game time was fixed at 28 minutes!
Little IG flattened the TES base in one wave, and went to the city first!!
The moment the base exploded.
TES fans are stunned!!
Under the attention of everyone, the fat brother 69 tilted his neck, and with a 'crack' he passed out on the spot in front of the computer on the player's bench.
"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha!!"
"Brother 69, he fainted again!!"
"This is such a pure e-sports comedian, this guy is using his life to be funny!!"
"Oh no, my family, I can't laugh anymore, I spit out my urine from laughing!!"
(PS: The 20,000 words are finished, and the update will start at 4:00 pm every day. Finally, I beg for a wave of monthly tickets for support. I am so grateful!).
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