This Contestant Talks Too Much, The Whole Internet Laughs Like Crazy
Chapter 86: Factory Manager: Brother, Please Stop Pretending! (34)
"Perfectly highlights what individual heroism is. Who said that LOL is a team game? One person can actually win the game! Don't believe it? Then look at what Wus is doing!"
"He is a god!"
Netizens enthusiastically sent bullet screens to discuss.
At this time, Guan Zeyuan and Rita were also full of interest in the commentary.
But soon.
When the netizens were admiring, they saw Miller sitting on the side without saying a word, and suddenly remembered something.
"Did Mr. Miller forget something?"
"If I remember correctly, he said before the game that IG2:0 won casually, right? If he didn't say it, what's the matter? Yes, resign and live broadcast!"
"Hurry up, right now, I won't stop waiting for a second!"
"Hahahaha, do you want to eat on the spot?"
"IG wins casually, this lineup kills EDG randomly, 91 open, the jungler doesn't even need to go to the road, just relying on TheShy's one-man operation can directly beat Wus, and it hasn't failed yet, because we haven't met a really strong opponent , Today Wus will usher in his first defeat, ruined reputation! I can’t repeat these words, hahahahaha!
"I thought of happy things!"
"The commentator is really good at poisonous milk."
"That's obviously a field of mindless bragging, right? I get slapped in the face every time, and the scars heal every time I forget the pain. If this Miller is in front of me, I will really beat him to death!"
"Is he really not embarrassed?"
"I didn't say anything after that, do you think he was embarrassed? I guess he doubted his life in his heart. After all, as the number one Huangza, his own RNG was carried away by IG2:1. All hopes were pinned on IG and he was so strong. The team was kicked out in 14 minutes, and it won't be long before it's RNG's turn. You said that a team stronger than RNG was kicked out so easily, what will happen when RNG meets Wus, can he not panic?"
The direction of the bullet screen has changed.
The overwhelming comments are all bombarding Miller who once stood on IG's side and bragged rashly.
Rita glanced at the bullet screen, also thinking that she had ignored Miller just now, she smiled slyly, looked at Miller who was pretending to be dead on the other side, and said bluntly: "Senior Miller, are you What did you forget?"
When he was called suddenly, Miller came back to his senses, but when he saw Rita's smiling eyes, he immediately felt a chill down his back, and said bravely, "What did you forget?
"Didn't you say before that IG must be 2:0? More than 60 million netizens in the live broadcast room have seen it, and now everyone is asking you to fulfill your promise."
Rita said without hesitation.
Miller...
He didn't even dare to look at the barrage. After adjusting his mentality a bit, he pretended to be serious and said: "There is always room for error in everything. Although IG lost the first round, it was because EDG level 1 made troubles and Wus gained a first blood. If there is no first-blood 400 yuan economy, the final result will inevitably be the opposite of what it is now."
"The strength of IG is obvious to all. After the next post-match adjustment, I firmly believe that they will be able to make one chase two. In the end, the winner of this round of BO3 will definitely be IG!"
"What are you talking about?"
"Others let you fulfill your promise, but you and my IG will chase after each other?"
"Don't dare to respond positively, do you? Are you planning to play tricks?"
"In front of more than 60 million people, you are an LPL official cheating on me? LPL doesn't want to do it anymore, right?"
"Let one chase two and not let one chase two, what does that have to do with your Miller's 2:0 flag? Hurry up and live broadcast, and then get out of LPL, thank you!"
"The first small game is called a loss? Fourteen minutes behind, the fucking economy is 20,000, you tell me that this game, which is almost a match between the king and the bronze, is called a loss? The most shameless thing is that my brother Wus is in chaos. Kill, are you telling me that it’s all because of a first blood at the first level? It’s like giving you a first blood and you can kill all IG members?”
"Ah, yes, yes, EDG's level-1 invasion and doing things won't be won by force. Wus getting first blood at level-1 is taking advantage of others. Please call the police and arrest Wus, so that IG will have no opponents, or else Just don't play the next game, and directly declare that IG made one chase and two successes, defeated EDG, let us give the trophy to IG thank you!"
"Killing me!"
"This Shakou commentary made me understand how to write the four words nonsense!"
"Upstairs, I'm an IG fan, I just want to say that this commentary has nothing to do with our IG, he's the dog next door!"
"Ha ha ha ha ha hiccup!"
Netizens have posted bullet screens to complain.
Rita looked at Miller's serious face, rolled her eyes, and said innocently: "Senior Miller, don't you want to play tricks?"
"Didn't you say that IG can't 2:0 and you resign, live broadcast Chixiang, and be a dignified LPL commentator. If you can not be responsible for what you have said, how much impact will it have? Who will dare to watch LPL in the future?"
Faced with such words, Miller's face suddenly changed.
"How does this kid talk!" He clings to his old age with a sullen expression.
"The teacher told me to be an honest and trustworthy person, just talk like that!" Rita's makeup is exquisite, like a little fairy. If other people face this delicate voice, they will probably be envious, but Miller will The son almost hated the woman in front of him to death.
"Let's look forward to the next game!"
Miller was so stubborn that he didn't dare to respond directly.
"Don't look forward to it, let's look forward to how Mr. Miller fulfills his promise!" Rita continued.
"IG will complete their revenge soon. They defeated WE and RNG. Such a record is ahead. I believe everyone in IG can quickly adjust their mentality and turn the tide in the next game!"
Miller continued.
"Mr. Miller, in a sense, you are no longer a commentator."
"You said the resignation yourself. Even if you let one chase two, it's 2:1, right? And it's impossible at all!"
Rita persisted and continued.
Miller:
See this scene.
Netizens are going crazy with laughter!
A frantic evasion, did not dare to respond directly.
One is to hold on to it, so hard to get a definite answer.
"Mangy dog!"
"Don't dare to answer directly? Thank you for the live broadcast!"
"Is there a brother who delivered to Miller's door at the door of the scene?"
"Don't, you have to show up, Mr. Miller is highly respected, why don't you eat something hot?"
"Hahahahaha!"
Netizens happily joked on the barrage.
soon.
Time flies.
At the end of the intermission, players from both sides took the stage again, and the second round was announced.
It is worth mentioning that.
During this time.
The five members of IG looked at Su Fan with murderous intent one by one when they took the stage, especially TheShy's eyes were almost fire-breathing. It was obvious that Su Fan caused public outrage, and all opponents planned to fight in the next game Target him.
When BP.
The factory manager reminded them.
"Brother Fan, be careful, the one on the opposite side is likely to be caught at level 2."
"Yes, be a little timid in front, but don't dare to press down like that."
"IG's coach Jin is very good at designing, be careful not to get caught, this will allow us to buy you more real eye protection."
Facing the concerns of teammates.
Su Fan said abruptly: "There is no need for this at all. Come one to kill one, come two to kill one pair. I was born invincible, so what are they afraid of?"
"Let him have the wind from all directions, and I will stand still!"
"An invincible person, if he looks forward and backward, and is afraid of this and that, then he is not worthy of the word 'invincible'!"
(0,*+100%!]
【Ding, congratulations to the host, position +100%!】
The reward sound came from the ear.
The teammates were all speechless, "Brother, please stop pretending!"
On the other hand, Abu, who is in charge of BP, is equally confident: "What do you know, the strength of our Brother Fan is directly proportional to the degree of self-confidence, rather than worrying about us forcing the king, why not think about whether you can stand up and be a little C?" , don't lie down and win, thank you!"
Even his own coach.
He yelled 'Brother Fan' to every player.
This is absolutely unprecedented in the e-sports circle.
But thinking of Su Fan's god-like strength, everyone was relieved.
This IG still chose the blue side.
And BP is no different from the previous one.
The two heroes Jess and Qinggangying were banned, and Luo was added.
Instead, the hero Spider was released.
One chooses Sword Fairy, and it can be seen that TheShy is still not intimidated.
"Sister Dao." Su Fan didn't hesitate, and said casually.
Teammates are also directly selected in seconds, and at the same time can't help but feel a little helpless: "If Brother Fan's hero pool is even deeper, he won't be targeted like this. In the future, if someone else has such a BP, there will only be one sword girl who can play."
"Crap, it's already extremely incredible that all four heroes have reached this level of proficiency. Brother Fan is a god, but not a fairy!"
Meiko and the others laughed and talked.
Hearing this, Su Fan smiled and didn't say much.
Four hero pools?
If he is not afraid of scaring his teammates, he can take turns to make all the heroes of the alliance appear on the top lane, and each of them can achieve random C, even some weak support heroes, he can also play a big effect Come.
As long as he talks a lot, then he is the only true god in this field!
next.
The BP phase ends soon:
【Top Order】: Peerless Sword Girl VS Blade Will
[Jungle]: Widowmaker CS Spider Queen
[Mid Lane]: Mechanical Pioneer VS Card Master
[bottom lane]: Policewoman in Piltover + Lulu VS Arrow of Punishment + Shen
When seeing this lineup.
Before the audience said anything, Miller in the commentary had already started:
"It's still the same matchup as the previous one. As long as there are no accidents in this one, Sword Fairy will counter Daomei from beginning to end, and there will be no accidents at all. Daomei can only come to the jungle to help on the road. Relieved."
"What is a top player, in my opinion, should have the two qualities of self-confidence and courage after setbacks. Many players often choose their own skills and are not dared to choose again after being blown away because of lack of confidence. , It is for this reason that they cannot achieve the position of top players."
"The Shy player is different. His talent is the most outstanding rookie player I have ever seen. I think the words Mo bullying young and poor are the most appropriate for him. On the contrary, Wus is too rampant. He will lose sooner or later. Once you usher in your first defeat, you will face the entire network's liquidation, and you will definitely be defeated by then, and you will disappear from the crowd!"
"And this EDG lineup
The choice is also very strange, the top lane is naturally at a disadvantage in the lane, in this case, playing wild spiders, mid lane cards, and a Shen support in the bottom lane, I don’t understand it at all!”
"." Especially this Shen, the choice is really bad!"
"My evaluation is that IG is sure to win, and the lineup is 91!"
An eloquent passage.
He frowned directly for everyone to hear.
Fans including IG couldn't stand it anymore.
"This commentary has nothing to do with our IG, thank you!"
"Purely commenting on personal comments, IG fans said we don't know him!"
"Shente Meow's 91, 91 is here!"
"However, there is one thing to say, this Shen assistant is really rare, what does Meiko want to do?"
"This guy doesn't broadcast Chixiang live, and now he's calling again?"
"Can Miller die!"
It's not just that the netizens in the official live broadcast room can't stand it anymore.
Even in the auditorium at the scene, there were many voices of swearing.
"Gou Ri's commentator, get out!"
"Miller, can you die!"
"Explain Sima!!"
"Whoever pee yellow, leave this explanation, thank you!"
At this moment.
Even Guan Zeyuan, who was on the same stage, couldn't stand it anymore. He stared at Miller and said unkindly: "To be honest, the LPL environment is so bad because of your commentary.
"I'm really ashamed to be your partner on stage!"
Seeing that it was not Rita who challenged him this time, but his old colleague Guan Zeyuan, Miller himself was a little confused: "What are you doing? Is there something wrong with what I said?"
Even the audience was very surprised.
How did it involve the environment of the competition area?
"What's wrong? Really think that LPL is your RNG's world, right?"
"I really don't know if you have this face in the first place, or did you show this face on purpose because you received black money?"
"What is the concept of ending the game in ten minutes?"
"Has it happened in history?"
"Ending the game for more than ten minutes in a row, and even swept tens of millions of clubs by himself. In the last game, IG, which was in full swing, was defeated in ten minutes.
Such a genius, especially in EDG, his teammate configuration can be regarded as the top match in the entire LPL, I believe everyone can see the hope of hitting the world championship in him
!"
"LPL has longed for a world champion, how many years has it been?"
"But I hope (Wang Hao) finally shows up. As a commentator, you slander one after another, keep pace, and even hope that he will retire in place after his first defeat, right?
"There are so many competition regions in the world, how many years did it take to produce a big faker, and now our LPL has finally produced a faker who is comparable to or even surpasses him.
A transcendent super genius, he is so amazing in your eyes but he is nothing, he conquered TES and SN, but the only thing he can't conquer is your mouth, right?"
"For such a super genius, you hope that he will be violently attacked by the Internet as soon as possible, or even disappear from the public, and retire directly, right?"
"You are really nothing!"
Guan Zeyuan's tone was agitated, and at the end, with his angry look, everyone suspected that he might be unable to restrain himself and commit a crime.
Even Miller himself was taken aback.
"Damn it, this commentary is so correct!"
"He's right. Why do everyone expect my Brother Fan to lose quickly, and then directly face the whole network's liquidation, and be raped by the Internet and retire in place? You only saw that Brother Fan pretended to be arrogant
This scene, but King Bi is so powerful, you have selectively ignored it, right? Male?"
"He is the only ruthless person who has abused the top players in the LCK one by one in the rank game. The most important thing is that he is a pure Huazi.
Such a guy, everyone wants him to be liquidated and retired?"
"I seem to have found the reason why LPL has no champion!"
"Isn't Wei Shen a living example back then? Because of an insignificant Q, he was directly sprayed to the next door to fight for chickens. I want Brother Fan to become the queen of Wei Shen
Your second choice, right?"
"If there is no Brother Fan, who will deal with the semb next door? T1's Huni, and the newcomer Zeus, who can fight? And DK's Niu Guli, who can fight
Did you do it? After my Fan brother suffered setbacks and was retired by cyber violence, the LPL top laner went to the world stage and was killed by others, right?"
"Wake up like a dream, family members, this commentary is all fair!"
Netizens were collectively touched by these words.
Even Miller himself was instantly speechless. .
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