This Curse Is Just Awesome

Putting away the five ceramic memory cards, Chen Yu sat by the bed and thought for a long time. He took out his phone and opened the WeChat app.

The message board was filled with new messages from his former classmates and friends from No. 2 High School. He ignored them all and directly found Ma Li’s profile picture and typed a question.

[Chen Yu: Are you there?]

Half a minute later, the other party replied.

[Super Mary: Isn’t this the top scorer? He actually went through my name tag? ! Sob, sob, sob!]

Chen Yu: “…”

After a moment of silence, he made a call.

Ma Li immediately picked up. “Hello! You should be preparing for the College Entrance Exam party at this time, right? Why did you contact me?”

“I’m not going to the party.”

“What a great opportunity to show your face!” Mary was surprised. “I didn’t expect you to be so low-key.”

“Let’s not talk about this for now. I have something to talk to you about.”

“Okay. Then you can get a room.”

Chen Yu: “???”

“What are you waiting for? Get a room.”

“Get… Get a room for what?”

“What can you have to talk to me about? Aren’t you still lusting after my body? Let me do you a favor, and then you can use the excuse of thanking me to treat me to a meal. Once we get to know each other, won’t you be thinking about having sex after a while?”

Chen Yu: “…”

“So why go through so much trouble? Every inch of time is worth an inch of gold, and Sister White Tiger is worth a thousand gold. Wouldn’t it be beautiful to get straight to the point?”

Chen Yu: “…”

“It just so happens that I’m also lusting after your body. Get a room. I want a romantic round bed room.”

Chen Yu’s forehead was covered in sweat. “Be f*cking serious, I really have something to look for you for.”

“…” This time, it was Mary’s turn to be silent.

After a long while, the person on the other end hesitated. “You… really have something to talk to me about?”

Chen Yu: “Yes.”

“Oh!”

Du–

The person on the other end immediately hung up.

Chen Yu’s face was filled with question marks.

Then, in less than ten seconds, Ma Li called back. “Hello?”

Chen Yu: “What the hell are you doing?”

“Oh, it was my sister who answered the phone just now. You know that my sister is a little abnormal. Don’t take those words to heart.”

Chen Yu: “…Are you kidding me?”

“You don’t believe me?” Ma Li raised her voice. “If you don’t believe me, then there’s nothing I can do to help you.”

“I believe you! I believe you! That was your sister just now.”

“That’s right.” Ma Li was very satisfied. “Tell me, why is the top scorer looking for me?”

Chen Yu’s tone was serious. “You should be quite powerful.”

“If money represents power, then my power is not small.”

“Then do you know any software experts? Especially experts who are good at deciphering gibberish or programs.”

“Oh?” Ma Li raised her voice again. “Why are you looking for that thing? Computer experts are not good people!”

“…I want to decipher a few electronic data.”

“That’s easy. You know my sister, right? She’s a computer expert.”

Chen Yu: “…”

“If it’s just this favor, I’ll help you out. You can come clean.”

After hanging up the phone, Chen Yu heaved a sigh of relief.

He had only asked Ma Li tentatively, but he did not expect it to really work out.

He had originally planned to look for the Tong Sheng Group at the black market.

However, even though the black market was convenient, the water was very deep. He would not touch it if he could…

After taking the keys and leaving the house, Chen Yu looked at the fireworks in the night sky as he followed the location that Ma Li had given him and arrived at the city center square.

Di! Di!

An unknown limousine of an extended model drove over and stopped beside Chen Yu.

Click.

The back door opened and a middle-aged man dressed like a butler walked out. He bowed to Chen Yu and opened the door with his white gloves. “Mr. Chen, please come in.”

Chen Yu: “…”

“Mr. Chen, is there a problem?”

“…No.”

Chen Yu sat in the limousine and looked up at the exquisite starry sky. He could not help but feel restrained.

Although he had seen some big scenes, the brilliance of capitalism was still unavoidably dazzling..

Clack.

The car door was tightly shut, and the car slowly moved.

The whole process was very smooth, without any sense of bumpiness.

About ten minutes later, the car drove into the famous wealthy district of Qingcheng and finally stopped outside the garden of a villa.

“Mr. Chen, we’re here.”

“Okay.”

After getting out of the car, Chen Yu immediately saw Ma Li waiting behind the door, as well as Ma Li’s sister.

“Nice to meet you at the Grand Manor!” Ma Li opened her arms and gave Chen Yu a warm hug.

“Nice to meet you. Sorry to disturb you.”

“Don’t be so polite. We’re a married couple for a day.”

Chen Yu: “…”

“Follow me into the house.”

Pulling Chen Yu into the hall of the villa, six young girls dressed in maid attire and black stockings immediately covered their chests and bowed. They said in unison, “Nice to meet you, Master!”

Chen Yu: “!!!”

“How is it?” Ma Li waved her hand proudly. “It’s my maid theme!”

“It’s… It’s really not bad…”

“Come, let me show you my world.”

Ma Li seemed to be very excited. Pulling Chen Yu along, they jogged all the way up to the second floor and pushed open the leftmost room.

“Dang dang dang!” Ma Li puffed out her chest and said proudly, “This is my game room!”

Chen Yu took a peek and swallowed his saliva.

He saw that the spacious room was divided into three separate transparent boxes.

The left box had two monitors. Under the monitors were various neatly arranged game consoles.

There were FC, NES, SFC, NGC, N64, Wii, WIIU, and NS.

The bookshelves on both sides were filled with authentic game cassettes or CDs.

On the right side of the box, there were three monitors. The middle one was at least 70 inches long and had a 7.1.4 luxury home theater.

Below it was also full of various hosts.

From the PS1 to the latest PS5.

The hosts of Microsoft’s camp also dominated the whole set.

On both sides of the bookshelves, there were full of authentic CDs. There were at least 2,000 boxes…

And in the central box, there was a fancy PC host with a six-cylinder curved screen driver. The bookshelves on both sides were no longer games, but rows of high-end figurines. Chen Yu was dazzled by them.

“Are you envious?” The corner of Mary’s mouth rose.

“…” Chen Yu licked his lips. “You… You can play it?”

“I spent so much money to buy it. Why would you still want to play it?”

Chen Yu: “…”

“I’ll show you my study and my private comic room again…”

“We’ll see when we have time.” Chen Yu pulled Ma Li back. “Let’s get down to business first.”

“Then… Okay.” Ma Li nodded regretfully. “Let my sister decode it for you… Eh? Where’s my sister? She went out with me to pick you up just now?”

“I saw that she seems to be going to the bathroom,” a beautiful maid who was waiting on the side said gently.

“It’s been so long.” Ma Li frowned and led Chen Yu to the bathroom on the second floor.

The frosted glass door was half-closed, and Ma Li’s sister was bending over and doing something.

“Huh?”

Mary tilted her head and opened the glass door.

She saw Ma Li’s sister installing a miniature camera!

The camera was aimed at the urinal!

Chen Yu: “…”

All the maids: “…”

Ma Li was speechless. “What… are you doing?”

“Oh!” Ma Li’s sister turned around and saw everyone, she calmly pushed up her glasses. “I’m studying the structure of the male kidney and the state of operation of the related functional units. The main focus is to observe the material exchange between the glomerular blood vessel wall and the glomerular cavity wall, as well as whether the blood flow through the glomerular capillaries smoothly filters out all the water, glucose, urea, uric acid, and so on.”

Ma Li: “…”