This Curse Is Just Awesome

Chapter 113 - As Expected of a Human

Chen Yu: “…”

BB waved the medicine in her hand. “Here you go.”

“T… T-D Diluent?”

“Yes.”

“…” After a moment of silence, Chen Yu took the medicine. “This makes me look stupid.”

“Why do you say that?”

“This thing…” Facing the sunlight, Chen Yu narrowed his eyes and looked at it carefully. “Why do you have it?”

“Every Glorious Light commander has it,” BB explained while piloting the mecha. “Because strictly speaking… We are cyborgs.”

“Bio-humans?!”

“Although this description isn’t appropriate, I understand what you mean.” BB pointed at the hilt of the sword above her head. “With this sword as the center, the surrounding 10 centimeters is metal, and the rest is the same as you.”

“I see.” Chen Yu was shocked and subconsciously pinched BB’s thigh. “This is a real leg!”

“Yes.”

“Unbelievable… I didn’t expect you to be such a robot.”

“So when we are seriously injured, we will also use T-D Diluent. This thing was even made for the Glory Unit in the beginning.”

“Can you give it to me?” Chen Yu asked as he put the medicine into his pocket.

“Of course.”

“You just said that every commander has one?”

“Yes.”

“How many commanders are there on earth?”

“Asia, Europe, Africa, America, Antarctica, Arctic, Pacific, Atlantic, and Indian Oceans combined. Including me, there are a total of 40 commanders.”

“40…” Chen Yu narrowed his eyes. “We are not in a hurry to go to the moon. First, bring me to meet these commanders. I want to express my gratitude on behalf of the humans.”

BB pursed her lips, seemingly touched. “Lord Human, this is what our Glorious Army should do.”

“Stop talking. Hiding on the moon and watching you fight to the death, I feel uncomfortable…”

…

Ten minutes later, the mecha carried Chen Yu and BB and flew over half of the continent, landing in a small gathering place.

Dozens of cyborgs who looked similar to BB immediately surrounded her, talking at once.

Squeak–

The chest door opened, and BB jumped out of the mecha. Then she reached out her hand to Chen Yu. “Sir, watch your step.”

Chen Yu also nimbly jumped out of the mecha and stood behind BB, sizing up the crowd.

The crowd was also sizing him up.

BB pulled out the long sword on her head and said loudly, “I am BB, the commander of Unit A2. This is Lord Human. Salute!”

Hearing the word ‘human’, the cyborgs were all shocked. They all knelt down on one knee and shouted at the top of their lungs, “May the glory of humanity be passed on forever!”

Nodding at BB, Chen Yu took a step forward and put on an imposing manner, “Where is the Commander?”

“Here!” A bald man stood up abruptly. “Commander of Unit B5, greetings from CF!”

“Comrade.” Chen Yu extended his hand and shook hands with the other party. “Thank you for your hard work.”

“Sir Human…” The bald man’s voice suddenly choked with sobs. “May the glory of humanity be forever…”

“Let’s not talk about it for now. Do you have the T-D Diluent?”

“Yes!”

“Give it to me.”

“Yes!”

The bald man left decisively. He took out some medicine from his mech and handed it to Chen Yu respectfully. “Here you go.”

“Good boy.”

Nodding, Chen Yu climbed back into BB’s mech and waved. “Let’s go.”

“It’s… It’s over?” BB tilted his head.

“I still need to play with him? Can I have two more bottles of beer?”

“Ah… Oh… Okay. Sir, please wait a moment.” BB turned around and looked at the bald man. “CF, my current mission is to escort Lord Human back to Area B, but it was attacked by an alien civilization. Now, I need to contact the central server.”

“Understood.” The bald man understood and immediately handed over the communicator.

He took the communication component and inserted it into his ear. BB looked at the sky and spoke in a mechanical voice.

“Hide current location.”

“Construct an encrypted transmission channel.”

“Construction completed.”

“Establish a connection with the center of Area B…”

“Begin communication.”

Buzz… Buzz… Buzz…

After the electrical current fluctuated, the communicator rang in Chinese.

“This is Area B Command. I am Origin Robot, please explain the situation.”

“I am Unit A2 Commander BB, during the escort mission of sequence 1, I was attacked and the landing ship was destroyed.”

“You escaped?” The voice on the receiver sounded anxious. “Where is Lord Human?”

“Lord Human is in good health. I have arrived at the gathering point of Unit B5 and am prepared to borrow the landing ship of Unit B5 to head to Area B.”

“The application has been approved. You must ensure the safety of Lord Human.”

“Yes!”

Zi–

After hanging up the communication, BB said to the bald man, “I have requisitioned the landing ship.”

“Yes.” The bald man saluted.

“Wait… Wait a moment.” Chen Yu stuck his head out. “There are still 38 commanders who I have not finished greeting.”

“There is a lot of T-D Diluent in the lunar space station. You can take as much as you want.”

“Ah…” Chen Yu was a little embarrassed after his thoughts were exposed. “The diluted liquid doesn’t matter. I just want to chat with the commanders…”

…

“Huff Huff Huff –”

Accompanied by several jets of flames, the landing ship that carried Chen Yu flew into the sky and continued to accelerate in order to escape from the gravity.

Around the landing ship, there were hundreds of Glory Mechs escorting them.

Yes, for the safety of Chen Yu, the human, Unit B5 had also joined the escort mission.

In the cabin, Chen Yu was surrounded by cyborgs, all of them staring at him with almost fanatical gazes.

“Cough.”

Chen Yu felt uncomfortable being looked at, so he simply closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep.

After a while, the cyborgs started to whisper.

“The human seems to be asleep.”

“Is this sleep? It’s too honorable.”

“I actually saw a human with my own eyes…”

“Quick! Turn on the X-Ray vision! Look at the human’s parts!”

“Oh my god!”

“As expected of a human.”