This Curse Is Just Awesome

Vroom… Vroom…

The engine roared as it cut through the long street.

Chen Siwen, who was covered in dirt, drove Chen Yu into the residential area.

Screech–

She pressed the brake and the two wheels stopped. Chen Siwen pulled out the key and nodded in satisfaction. “This motorcycle is really good. It’s strong.”

“It’s yours.” Chen Yu got off the motorcycle and waved his hand. “I don’t have time to ride it either.”

“Isn’t this mine?” Chen Siwen was puzzled.

“Yes, that’s right. With your face, you really follow me.”

“For the sake of the motorcycle, I won’t hit you.” Jumping off the car, Chen Siwen turned the key on her finger and said, “Your physique is pretty good. You jumped down from the fourth floor and even held the motorcycle, but you didn’t get hurt.”

“Admit your defeat.” Chen Yu showed his muscles. “I was lenient at that time. Seeing that you’re my sister, I didn’t have the face to kill you.”

“Actually, I showed mercy too.” Chen Siwen smiled and turned to walk to the apartment building. “After all, our old Chen family cannot be cut off.”

“!”

The two entered the elevator.

They pressed the button on their own floor.

Chen Siwen reached out and patted the dust on Chen Yu’s body. “Where did you get this medicine? I went to the dojo to test it and found that my physical fitness had increased by many times. It was like a dream.”

“I still haven’t made it up. You can ask again after some time.”

“This potion…” Chen Siwen moved closer to Chen Yu’s face. “You’ve injected it a long time ago, right?”

“What?” Chen Yu was shocked. “I’ve injected it a long time ago too?”

Pa!

[Qi and Blood +180]

“Don’t play games with me and interrupt me. When you stick out your butt, I’ll know what you ate last night. Answer honestly.”

“I ate a hundun.”

“I’m asking you, did you also inject this kind of medicine?”

“Emm… If you see through it, don’t say it out loud. If you say it out loud, don’t say it out loud.”

“I was wondering! We grew up together. Why didn’t I remember that your physique was so good?” Chen Siwen spread her hands. “When I threw you onto the floor when you were young, didn’t you also cry out in pain?”

Chen Yu: “…”

[Injured: Spirit +3]

“I should have known that you used a foreign object. A tube of medicine can restore the dantian, and it can also forcefully create a ‘genius’ top scorer… Where did you get this kind of treasure?”

Hearing this, Chen Yu was silent for a moment. He sighed. “About this matter… I can only say that I understand everything, and I won’t explain much to those that I don’t. After all, it’s good that you know it yourself. Just savor it carefully. Don’t ask me what’s wrong either. The interests involved are too big, and it won’t benefit either of us if I tell you. Just pretend that you don’t know. As for the rest, I can only say that the water inside is very…”

“I’ll let you have the water!”

Pa!

[Qi and Blood +246]

“I’ll let you have a very big involvement!”

Pa!

[Qi and Blood +266]

“Taste your grandmother’s leg!”

Pa!

[Qi and Blood +271]

“No one knows better than you, right?”

Pa!

[Qi and Blood +260…]

When the two of them returned home, Chen Yu’s face was already green and red.

He pushed open the door and entered the house.

Mother Chen rushed over when she heard the sound. When she saw the two of them in such a sorry state, she was shocked. “Did you really rob them?”

Chen Yu: “No.”

“Eh? What… What’s wrong with your face?”

Chen Yu: “I…”

Chen Siwen interrupted, “I patted the dirt on him.”

“…” Chen Yu turned his head and looked at Chen Siwen’s threatening gaze. He nodded. “Yes, she almost patted me into the dirt.”

“The two of you have been fighting since you were young.” Mother Chen was displeased. “You’re already so old, yet you’re still beating him.”

Chen Yu said, “You should say that I’ve been beaten since I was young. I’m already so old, yet I still want to be beaten.”

Chen Siwen said, “Scolding is family, beating is love.”

“Oh… then how much do you love our mother?”

Mother Chen: “…”

Mother Chen said, “Siwen, pat the dirt on him again.”

“Alright!”

…

After a short interlude.

Chen Yu and Chen Siwen finished showering and changed into a new set of clothes.

They walked out of the residential area together with Mother Chen and stopped at the main entrance.

“Mom, Sis, I’ll be leaving then.” Holding the thick book in his hand, Chen Yu took a few steps back. “If I delay any longer, I won’t be able to catch the high-speed train to Tang City.”

“Xiao Yu, be careful.” Mother Chen waved her hand.

“What are you going to Tang City for?” Chen Siwen crossed her arms in front of her chest. “The capital is so big, but it can’t accommodate you? Aren’t you tired?”

Chen Yu sneered. “Those who set up major events in ancient times must have a tenacious and unyielding will.”

“…He… What does he mean?” Mother Chen was at a loss.

Chen Siwen explained, “He said that the adults in ancient times couldn’t poop, so there must have been a hemorrhoid that was so tenacious that it couldn’t be pulled out.”

“Oh!” Mother Chen was enlightened.

Chen Yu: “…”

Holding the thick book and standing in place, Chen Yu was silent for a long time. “Mom, my sister is no longer the same sister as before.”

Hearing this, Mother Chen looked at Chen Siwen. “It’s okay. Your mother will always be your mother.”

“…Goodbye!”

Turning around resolutely, Chen Yu carried the motherboard and left angrily.

After walking for more than ten meters, he suddenly heard Mother Chen’s slightly sorrowful voice. “Xiao Yu…”

“…”

The voice seemed to contain deep family love, causing Chen Yu to reveal a knowing smile. Turning around slowly, he choked with sobs. “Mom…”

Mother Chen said in a trembling voice, “Xiao Yu.”

“Mom, go ahead.”

“Xiao Yu…”

“Okay.”

“…Hemorrhoids are not a small matter! Cut them off as soon as possible!”

The pedestrians on both sides of the street turned their heads to look.

The smile on Chen Yu’s face instantly froze.

…

After passing through the security check and displaying the ticket, Chen Yu entered the carriage.

Dong!

He placed the thick martial arts enlightenment book on the table and looked at the corresponding number on the ticket. He was very satisfied.

‘It’s by the window again.’

After waiting for a short while, the train started to move while Chen Yu’s mobile phone vibrated.

He took out a message from Zhang Tie in the WeChat class group.

[Zhang Tie: Is Chen Yu here? Come to the 4th floor of the office building. Elder Cheng wants to talk to you.]

Chen Yu raised his eyebrows as he typed with both hands.

[Chen Yu: Who’s Elder Cheng?]

[Zhang Tie: Don’t care who it is, it’s your teacher. Hurry up.]

[Chen Yu: I can’t come.]

[Zhang Tie: What do you mean?]

Raising his head, Chen Yu looked at the rapidly retreating scenery outside the window and became complacent.

[Chen Yu: I’m going to Tang City.]

[Zhang Tie: Tang City?! What are you going there for?]

[Duan Ye: F*ck Brother Yu, you’re going to Tang City?]

Chen Yu took a photo outside the window and sent it to the group.

[Chen Yu: Look, I’m almost there.]

[Zhang Tie: Chen Yu! Why are you going to Tang City? You left the team on your own!]

[Duan Ye: Do you even need to ask? He must be heading for Red Light Street. Brother Tie, we have to catch up with him and bring him back!]

[Member ‘Duan Ye’ was muted by the group manager ‘Zhang Tie’ for 24 hours.]

[Zhang Tie: Chen Yu, you’re going too far! It’s such a big thing to go to a foreign city! Why didn’t you tell me?]

[Chen Yu: if I told you, would you let me out?]

[Zhang Tie: No.]

[Chen Yu: Look, is this my fault?]

[Zhang Tie: I won’t say it twice. Come back!]

[Group manager ‘Zhang Tie’ has been muted by ‘Chen Yu’ for 24 hours.]

[Chen Yu: Then don’t say it anymore.]

[Bahuang Yao: …]

Putting away his cell phone and choosing to turn it off, Chen Yu leaned back in his chair with a pleasant look.

Go back?

How was that possible?

When the class had used up all the 100 credits, he would have to ‘beg for money’ and start ‘doing missions’. He would also have to participate in the ‘World University Tournament’. How would he have the chance to go to the exotic land of Bodhi Island in Tang City to harvest?

“Hmm…”

Chen Yu closed his eyes and gathered his energy.

His mind was planning the next steps of action…

The horse passed through the window in the blink of an eye.

Six and a half hours later.

The high-speed train slowly stopped.

Chen Yu opened his eyes and stood up with a book in his arms.

After he walked out of the carriage, he turned on his phone and a rapid missed call notification sounded from the loudspeaker.

Opening WeChat, Chen Yu started a live broadcast in the group.

“See?”

As Chen Yu walked, he filmed left and right. “I’ve already arrived at the station! I really can’t go back. The fastest I can do is tomorrow.”

[Bahuang Yao: Brother Yu, come back quickly. Brother Tie is really angry.]

“Then let him give birth for a while. What can I do if I can’t go back? Oh, let’s not talk about it. The development of the times is really fast. The people of Tang City are pretty awesome! It’s only been a few days, and the station has already changed so much… F*ck, I missed my stop…”