This Curse Is Just Awesome

Chapter 284 - Heading To the Moon (2)

In front of the huge spaceship, on a barren plain.

Inside the mech.

Chen Yu found a more comfortable position and leaned against the seat. He tilted his head and quietly looked at the female on the screen — Origin Robot.

“It’s been a few months,” Chen Yu greeted enthusiastically. “You still look like this, huh?”

Origin: “…”

Every world had its own story.

It was the same with the Qingcheng Alien realm.

In 2030, the wandering civilization that roamed the Third Spiral Arm of the Milky Way invaded Earth.

Because they could not adapt to the environment of viruses and bacteria on Earth, they created a large number of round metal robots to carry out a bloody and cruel massacre of humans.

The difference in technology made humans defenseless.

In just a few decades, apart from a small number of scientific research teams that escaped to the moon, the entire human civilization was completely wiped out.

However, 300 years later, humans on the moon prospered and developed technology. Following the technological methods of alien civilizations, they created a similarly powerful humanoid combat machine. They attempted to counterattack Earth.

They fought back against the humiliation of the past.

They rebuilt the glory of humanity.

Hence, these robots were named Glory.

After that, the human civilization hiding underground on the moon and the alien civilization hiding underground on Earth controlled their own robots and started a thousand-year-long war…

However…

All of this was a scam.

In fact, both humans and aliens had long been destroyed.

The mastermind behind this was the woman in front of him — Origin.

Or rather… the alien civilization’s server!

“I knew you would look for me.” After looking at each other for a moment, Chen Yu took out the last cigarette from his pocket, stuffed it into his mouth, and lit it. “But I didn’t expect it to be so fast. It seems like you’ve been watching this place.”

“Yes.” On the communication screen, Origin nodded calmly. “I’ve been watching you for a long time.”

“…” Chen Yu stopped smoking. “I’m sorry, you’re a good computer. But I don’t like USB ports.”

Origin fell silent again.

Even though she was artificial intelligence, whether it was the data control or the logical analysis processing module, none of them could tell her how to respond to this sentence…

“Phew…”

After spitting out a mouthful of dense mist, Chen Yu’s gaze became slightly focused. “Since you didn’t directly launch an attack and chose to contact me first, it proves that you want to negotiate with me.”

“Yes.” Origin nodded.

“That’s what I mean too.” Chen Yu smiled. “Fighting and killing, can’t we all make money together?”

Origin asked, “What do you want to talk about?”

“Here.” Chen Yu pointed at Chen Siwen who was outside the mech. “Do you see this creature?”

“Yes.”

“She’s human. You wouldn’t have thought of that, right?”

Origin said, “…I did.”

“But you definitely didn’t expect that other than me, there would be other humans coming over.”

“Yes.”

“This is my bargaining chip.” Chen Yu leaned forward and said seriously, “Other than me, there are too many other humans that can come over. If you’re interested, I can bring tens of thousands of people over when I go back.”

Origin narrowed her eyes and did not reply.

Chen Yu continued, “I remember that under your propaganda, humans are gods. Every Glory Robot believes that there is a group of ‘gods’ on the moon who are paying attention to them.”

“Yes.” Origin said, “But gods can exist, but they do not really appear.”

“So, this is why you have always wanted to kill me.”

“Yes.”

“But now, you see me bringing out another person. is your brain buzzing?”

Origin: “…”

“There are more ‘gods’ than Glory Robots. Is that okay?”

Origin: “…”

“Now, there are at least dozens of nuclear bombs above my head. If I didn’t bring out another person, you would have directly smashed my head.”

Origin: “…It’s not a nuclear bomb.”

Chen Yu: “Then at least you have some conscience.”

On the screen, Origin’s expression gradually became serious. “Humans have long been extinct. You and all of you are not people from this world. How did you get here?”

“Are you afraid?” The corners of Chen Yu’s mouth rose. “Are you afraid that we humans will appear one after another and trick the Glorious Army away?”

Origin remained silent.

“So, let’s negotiate.” Chen Yu spread out his hands. “What you want doesn’t conflict with what I want. We can win together.”

Origin asked, “You know what I want?”

“It’s very simple.” Chen Yu pointed to the sky. “What you want is to lead the Glorious Army and walk through the sea of stars.”

“Then what do you want?”

“It’s even simpler.” Chen Yu took out the BB motherboard from his back and displayed it in front of the screen. “One, resurrect the BB. For you, it’s as easy as flipping your hand.”

Origin: “It’s very simple. You just need some fiber, protein, and minerals. But if there’s one, then there’s two.”

Chen Yu: “Right. Two, I want T-D Diluent and a complete set of annotations for the human gene.”

“Annotations on human genes…” Origin was stunned for a moment before thinking. “That thing was analyzed by an ‘extraterrestrial’ civilization and used as a tool to destroy mankind. Why do you want that?”

“There are two sides to everything. If it can be destroyed, it can naturally be sublimated.” Chen Yu urged his bear-like strength. “As you can see, the humans of our world are a group of cultivators. The optimization of our genes will make us stronger.”

Hearing this, Origin looked deeply at Chen Yu and continued to ask, “There are two. Is there three?”

“No more. With ‘two’, I have everything. The T-D Diluent that you created can greatly strengthen the human physique. As long as you provide me with something like this, I can become the strongest martial artist in our world. At the same time, I can also establish a huge force.”

Origin sat back in her chair and said, “To sum it up, what you want is power and strength. What I want is to conquer and explore the deep space. These are two different things. How can we win together?”

“Stupid robot…”

Chen Yu stretched out his finger and pushed his nonexistent frame. “Why can’t we win together? You, give me what I want. And I, give you what you want.”

“How?”

“I’ll take you through different dimensions.”

Pa!

Hearing this, Origin’s butt didn’t even get warm before she stood up abruptly.

Chen Yu smiled. “I knew you’d be interested. As everyone knows, the speed of light is unbreakable. Then deep space travel is an extremely inefficient method. It’s also very difficult to manage remotely.”

“Yes.” Origin lowered her voice. “Therefore, I’ve given the Glory Robots the ability to think independently. Otherwise, they wouldn’t be able to fight independently for tens or hundreds of lightyears.”

“That’s why I will bring you through different dimensions and conquer them directly. Wouldn’t it be beautiful? If you want to command a ‘planet’, you can just take a walk and go there.”

After saying that, Chen Yu could clearly see that the other party was moved.

“…”

After a moment of silence, Origin opened her mouth. “Is this a deal?”

“Yes. Give me the T-D Diluent and the complete set of diagrams for the human genes. I’ll teach you how to enter other dimensions. Oh, and BB, you have to revive her too.”

“…I suddenly remembered.” Origin had a double meaning. “You always come out from the spaceship.”

“That’s right. There’s a temporary portal there.” Chen Yu shrugged. “But it travels in one direction. Without my help, you can only come in but can not go out. Do you think I’m a pig? Am I giving you a chance to invade us?”

As he finished his sentence, Origin lowered her head and began to think seriously.

After a long while, she said, “You’re right. I have the interest to discuss this deal with you in detail.”

“Of course. This kind of win-win situation can be understood even with the prostate.”

Chen Yu clapped his hands in satisfaction. “You give me what I need, and I’ll give you what you need. Benefits will always solve everything. After all, in the end, we aren’t mortal enemies.”

“Yes.” Origin smiled for the first time. “After all, we aren’t mortal enemies.”

“Then where should we talk? Are you coming over? Or should I go over?”

“You come over. I’ll send an unmanned transport to pick you up.”

“No problem. You can take a shower in advance. I won’t delay here.”

Making an ‘OK’ gesture, Chen Yu cut off the communication.

“How can there be no death feud?”

Chen Yu sneered, “If you don’t die, how can people move in without worry?”

At the same time, in the space station on the moon, which was hundreds of thousands of kilometers away, Origin sat down and sneered as well.

“How can there be no death feud?”

“If we don’t wipe out the humans, the Glory Unit will no longer be the Glory Unit…”

…

Zhi zhi —

Following a mechanical transmission, the chest door of the mecha opened.

Chen Yu jumped out from within.

“Just now… Who were you chatting with inside?” Chen Siwen asked.

“Mm. I’m done chatting. Let’s go.”

“Go? Where to?”

“Home.”

Saying that, Chen Yu pulled Chen Siwen and headed back in the direction they came from.

Chen Siwen: “???”

“Hurry up, we can still make it in time for Mom’s dinner.”

“Aren’t you here to save the world?!”

“Yeah. But saving the world is more important than dinner?”

Chen Siwen: “…”

“Let’s go, let’s go,” Chen Yu urged.

“Who exactly were you talking to just now? What happened?”

“A little sister. You don’t know her.” Chen Yu quickened his pace. “I originally wanted to drive my mecha there, but the other party took the initiative and things went much smoother.”

“What on Earth are you talking about?” Chen Siwen was getting more and more confused.

But Chen Yu did not explain.

Due to the uniqueness of his ‘curse’, it was usually most convenient for him to enter all sorts of alien realms alone.

This time, the reason why he was willing to let Chen Siwen follow him was precisely to show that ‘Origin’.

It proved that it was not a coincidence that he had ‘transmigrated’ into this alien realm.

As the saying goes, strike the snake at its weakest spot!

What Origin Robot feared the most was the existence of ‘humans’.

This was because it would shake the foundation of her army’s rule.

And Chen Siwen’s appearance would undoubtedly calm the other party down a little…

As for whether Origin would do something behind the negotiating table during the ‘negotiation’, Chen Yu did not know, nor did he care.

That was because he did not want to negotiate at all.

He only wanted to flip the table over and light a fire…

In this way, everything would be ‘in the forefront’, and Chen Siwen, the tool owner, would naturally be useless.

“You… Don’t push me!” Chen Siwen struggled. “What exactly do you want?”

“The country advocates the classification of waste, and those that can be recycled must be sent back.”

Chen Siwen: “What do you mean by that? Is our mother producing garbage?”

Chen Yu: “…”

[Psychological damage received: Spirit +7]

Chen Yu: “That mouth of yours is really awesome.”

In terms of physique, Chen Siwen was inferior to Chen Yu.

In terms of strength, Chen Siwen was also inferior.

Therefore, no matter how hard she struggled, Chen Yu dragged her back to the exit of the spaceship.

“You really want to go back?”

Looking at the flashing electric net in front of her, Chen Siwen mumbled.

“It’s not me. It’s you,” Chen Yu corrected her. “You go back. I still have something to do here.”

“You’re going to leave me behind?”

“Sure.”

Chen Yu nodded and immediately threw Chen Siwen, who was on his shoulder, onto the ground.

Crack!

Smoke and dust rose.

Chen Siwen: “…”

Chen Yu frowned. “I feel like you’re a little unhappy.”

Chen Siwen: “Young hero, you have good taste.”

“Alright, let’s not talk nonsense. Let’s go.” Chen Yu picked up Chen Siwen and walked towards the electric fence. “Let’s go home and compensate Mom for her meal.”

“Let… Let go of me!”

“The more you struggle, the more excited I get.”

“Chen Yu, you…”

Before she could finish her sentence, the two of them stepped into the electric fence.

The high-voltage electric current passed through her body, causing Chen Siwen’s eyes to roll back. Her body, waist, and legs were instantly tensed up.

Fortunately, Chen Yu was fast. It was done in less than a second.

Snap.

In the same position, he threw Chen Siwen onto the ground. With a flash, Chen Yu turned around and rushed out of the electric net.

“Chen… Chen Yu!”

Chen Siwen got up with a dirty face and raged, “Bringing me back! What on earth do you want?!”

“I’m going to pick up girls next. Are you going to be a third wheel?”

“Something’s wrong.” Chen Siwen’s expression was serious. “Where are you going? Why aren’t you bringing me along?”

Chen Yu did not answer. He just waved his hand and turned around to leave.

Chen Siwen was anxious. She subconsciously reached out her hand.

Slap!

An electric current instantly ‘flicked’ her middle fingernail.

“Don’t worry about me. Let’s go back the way we came.”

“Chen Yu!”

“Go ahead and scream. It’s useless even if you scream.”

“Scream! Scream!”

Chen Yu’s footsteps paused slightly. “…Bad joke.”

“Chen Yu!” Chen Siwen saw her brother walking further and further away. She was so anxious that she started to cry. “If you dare to leave me behind, I will sever the relationship between us as siblings! Do you hear me?”

Chen Yu was delighted, and he quickly ran away happily…

Chen Siwen: “…D*mn it.”

Just like that, the electric snakes danced across each other.

Chen Siwen could only watch helplessly as Chen Yu walked further and further away.

When that thin figure gradually became invisible, his words could be vaguely heard.

“Sis, if Bahuang Yao suddenly appears and finds you, contact the government together with her and transfer the entire human race in…”

“What… What do you mean?” Chen Siwen panicked. “What on earth are you doing?!”

“It’s what a human should do.”

…

At the same time, in the real world.

In the wilderness of Japan.

Buzz…