This director only makes bad movies

A room with a computer.

Film critic Tao Heng was sitting on a chair, looking hesitant. He put his finger on the Enter key several times but could not press it.

A movie review has been written, and with just one click, he can send the review out for netizens to see.

This job that usually seems very simple and easy has become extremely difficult at this moment.

Strictly speaking, this film review was not written by him, but Xu Nan had prepared it for him a long time ago.

Film critic Tao Heng has previously posted two reviews about "Captain China".

The first movie review was: "With poor quality of service, ridiculous plot, ridiculous lines, and rubbish acting, "Captain China" is a movie with no merit whatsoever."

The second film review read: "A director who has trouble with acting, and Bai Fumei, who can't act at all, jointly created a miracle in the history of Chinese film."

These two film reviews were prepared by Xu Nan in advance for him. He was paid a lot of money for every film review he posted.

The third film review that is now being sent out was also prepared by Xu Nan in advance for him. As long as it is sent out, he can make money.

Tao Heng only briefly read the first and second film reviews and sent them out without hesitation.

But Xu Nan had been sending this third film review for several hours, and he still couldn't make up his mind to send it.

The first two film reviews will be sent out as soon as they are sent out, and they will not have much impact on him.

But if this third film review is really published, then there will be no turning back for him.

Either become a well-known laughing stock, or become a legend among film critics.

Tao Heng had to be cautious when thinking about heaven and hell.

Even though Xu Nan urged him several times, he still couldn't make up his mind.

Although Tao Heng's moral integrity value is very low, he still has moral integrity.

But if this movie review is published, his moral integrity will really be completely gone.

"Jingle Bell"

The phone suddenly rang.

Tao Heng's body trembled. He took the phone and looked at it. Sure enough, it was Xu Nan's number.

He smiled bitterly and quickly picked it up.

"Why haven't the movie reviews been posted for so long? It doesn't matter if you don't want to post them. I can find someone else to post them, but you have already signed the contract and you must pay me liquidated damages."

Tao Heng looked helpless.

He signed a contract with Xu Nan, and as long as he could complete the tasks in the contract, he would be paid generously and even give him financial freedom.

But if it fails to be completed, high liquidated damages must be paid.

This liquidated damages is an astronomical amount to him, and he simply cannot afford to pay it.

Thinking of the terrible consequences of breach of contract, Tao Heng smiled bitterly: "I was just checking the movie review for typos, and it took me a while. I will post the review right away."

"That's good, follow my instructions, and the money will be yours."

Xu Nan hung up the phone.

Tao Heng sat back in his seat, looked at the movie review to be sent, gritted his teeth, and pressed the send button with his finger.

From the moment he signed the contract, he had no right to go back on it.

For the sake of money, things like moral integrity should be completely abandoned.

Soon, the computer prompted that the movie review was sent successfully.

The title of this film review is: "I guarantee the lives of my whole family. If the box office of "Captain China" can exceed 300 million, I will drink Lin Hongxiu's foot washing water."

Liu Dongdong saw this film review. After seeing the title, he clicked on it without hesitation.

Not to mention that he is paying close attention to the information about "Captain China". Even if there is not, when he sees such a hot title, he will click in and take a look.

"Hello everyone, I am film critic Tao Heng. I have used two reviews to fully analyze the movie "Captain China", from the director, to the screenwriter, to the plot, to the lines, to the special effects and finally the actors. This movie is pure garbage, no matter how you look at it.

But what I never expected is that there are so many idiot fans of Lin Hongxiu who dare to stand up and say that this movie is bad and has nothing to do with the actor. It is not the actor's fault that the movie is rubbish. She has worked very hard. shit.

Damn it, whether she works hard or not has nothing to do with me. Even if she really works hard, the movie will still be rubbish even if it should be rubbish. Why should I say it has nothing to do with her?

Before the movie was released, a group of fans clamored wildly there, saying that the movie would be Lin Hongxiu's masterpiece, surprising everyone, and making stars in the entertainment industry prepare for the arrival of the movie queen.

Now that the movie is released and it turns out to be a bad movie, they start saying nonsense like the movie's performance has nothing to do with the actors and it's all the fault of the director.

Are you so anxious to clear up the relationship? You also want to put the blame on others. To be honest, in order to write a film review, I watched the movie "Captain China" three times in a row. The biggest problem with the whole movie It lies in the actor Lin Hongxiu.

The plot of this movie is actually okay. It's a cliched revenge movie. If the actors' acting skills are good, it will be a mediocre movie. But it is because of Lin Hongxiu's incredible acting skills that it takes this movie to an unprecedented level. A state of desolation that will never come again.

Netizens have all seen clearly that the movie was so messed up that Princess You was responsible for most of the blame. As a result, there was always a group of brainless fans there who were madly washing the floor without any brains at all. If you open your heads, the dung beetles will dance with excitement.

And there is our little princess Lin Hongxiu of Shenhua. The whole Internet knows about the marketing press release some time ago. She is a fairy who descends to the earth. She is a princess on the run. She works hard and has outstanding acting skills. All the advantages in the world combined are not as many as yours. As a result, Is this the result of the movie?

A word of advice, Princess Shenhua, don’t join the entertainment industry in the future. Although the entry threshold of this industry is so low that even a mentally retarded person can enter, there are still thresholds. At least your conditions are definitely not suitable for the entertainment industry, so you should continue to go home and be the person you are. Go, the little princess who is infinitely loved by her family.

Oh, by the way, a group of Lin Hongxiu fans clamored to me that the film’s first-day box office of 70 million showed that the film was not without merit.

To be honest, I laughed. Obviously, the 70 million box office was purely because the movie was so well marketed before and deceived a large number of viewers into entering the cinema. Now the movie's reputation has come out and it is known as a bad movie. Across the country, there will be absolutely no idiots who continue to watch movies.

I estimate that the box office of this movie is about 150 million. After all, in this world, there are always weird people who go to see a movie even though they know it is a bad movie, but the limit of this movie is only 150 million. .

As for that idiot who said that the box office of the movie can exceed 300 million, I will put my words here. If the box office of this movie can exceed 300 million, I will drink Lin Hongxiu's foot washing water.

You understand, if the box office of a movie reaches 300 million, I will drink Lin Hongxiu’s foot washing water. "