This director only makes bad movies

Chapter 11 Defiled the noble art of film

After the opening screening permit, there is a close-up of a picture.

This picture looks good at first glance, but if you take a closer look, you can see that the quality is very average and there are some obvious flaws.

Zhang Yange frowned.

What's wrong with this director? How dare he use props of such poor quality.

If it were his crew and the prop master dared to fool him with props of such poor quality, he would definitely be fired.

With a hint of dissatisfaction, Zhang Yange continued to read.

Then, he discovered a problem.

What about the cast?

What about the credits?

Don’t there usually be credits at the beginning of a movie?

Which actors played which roles must be listed, as well as the producers and producers. Normal movies would be shown, and they would be shown in a conspicuous middle position to attract the audience's attention.

This movie goes in the opposite direction, making the names of these personnel very small and placing them in the corners so that they pass by so quickly that you can't even see them if you don't pay attention.

Zhang Yange was watching it very seriously, but after watching the beginning, he couldn't even see the names of the protagonist and director clearly, let alone remember them.

After the brief introduction, it’s the main film.

In a "tightly guarded" museum, several experts were talking about the importance of "Along the River on a Qingming Festival".

The corners of Zhang Yange's mouth couldn't help but twitch.

Is this Nima an expert?

Are you telling me this is an expert?

How is this character different from a migrant worker?

The white coat he was wearing was also stained and stained, which was not convincing at all.

The casting of this movie simply does not comply with the basic rules of movie casting. The actor's image and temperament simply do not fit the role.

How dare you release a movie like this that doesn't respect rules in casting.

This is completely tarnishing the art of film.

Zhang Yange felt as if he saw the cold goddess he regarded as a treasure being touched and played with by a dirty beggar who ran out of nowhere and played with Awei's eighteen moves.

This feeling is heart-gnawing, extremely sour.

The movie continues.

Next, the classroom converted into a museum, with toy guns, and numerous guards appearing as a joke appeared one after another.

Zhang Yange's body couldn't help but tremble. He gritted his teeth and continued to read fiercely.

Then, there was the process of the villain organization stealing the Qingming River Picture. The red laser turned into red wool, and the cracked password turned into a combination lock that can be bought on the street for tens of dollars.

The thieves steal the treasures as if they were making fun of them.

Zhang Yange's eyes were red with anger and he clenched his fists tightly, his knuckles turning white from using too much force.

He remembered clearly that when he first saw the treasure hunt movie, he saw the protagonist using sunglasses to check the laser, then carefully breaking through, and then using high-tech equipment to crack the sixteen-digit password.

At that moment, his whole body was stunned, and his soul seemed to have been baptized.

From that moment on, he made up his mind to make a high-quality treasure hunt film in the future.

This is also the reason why he made "Along the River During Qingming Festival".

In order to pay tribute to that classic movie, he specially filmed a similar plot in "Along the River During the Qingming Festival", which received unanimous praise from netizens.

But this is what this movie is about?

Why did you use such bad props to film such a classic plot like this?

Against the background of the red wool, the classic exciting plot that should have made the audience feel extremely nervous and adrenaline surged became extremely funny and ridiculous.

This feeling is no longer that of a cold goddess who treats her as a treasure being toyed with by a dirty beggar.

But he could only watch from the side.

"call"

Zhang Yange kept breathing heavily, and his eyes were filled with bloodshot eyes.

How could this director make a movie like this?

In his heart, does he still have the slightest awe of the movie?

Two hours later, the movie ends.

Zhang Yange sat in his seat with a look of being spoiled.

This movie simply challenged his physical limits and shocked his worldview.

Two young people nearby started talking after watching the movie.

"It sucks. It's even worse than what was said on the Internet. Except for the heroine's legs, there's nothing to see. There are so many holes that I don't even know how to vomit."

"I think this movie is pretty good. Although it's bad, it's not just bad, it's a special kind of bad. It's pretty good to watch."

You actually think it looks good?

Zhang Yange turned his head in disbelief and looked at the young man who spoke.

"Do you really think this movie is good?"

The young man nodded: "Yes, it's quite unique and very joyful."

Zhang Yange laughed angrily: "You actually think such a trashy movie is good-looking. What kind of aesthetics are there? No wonder there are so many trashy movies on the market now. In the final analysis, it's trashy viewers like you who contribute to their box office."

The young man quickly stood up and said, "You are sick of riding a horse, right? Who are you talking about? I'm going to give you a beating."

"Don't be angry, it's a misunderstanding."

The assistant quickly stood up and explained.

The brother next to the young man also helped to persuade him.

"Don't fight. If you lose, you will be hospitalized. If you win, you will go to jail. Look at this man's eyes which are red and bloodshot. He is obviously mentally disturbed. Don't argue with him."

After being persuaded by his assistant and the people next to him, the young man snorted coldly and left angrily.

"It's none of your business what movies I like to watch. It doesn't matter whether it's a bad movie or not. What I like is a good movie, and what I don't like is a bad movie."

Zhang Yan's fingers were trembling.

A rubbish director made a rubbish movie, and after it was released in theaters, there were still rubbish audiences who thought it was good.

There are laws of nature and laws of the king.

In the context of this bad movie, his hard work in making movies has become a joke.

"Director, are you okay?"

The assistant was nearby and asked questions.

It's just a movie. Although the title is similar, it's not like I'm so angry.

Looking at Director Zhang, it was as if he had been cheated on.

Zhang Yange gasped and shook his head: "I'm fine."

"But he will be in trouble during the filming of "Along the River on a Sunny Day"."

"Immediately sue the director and producer of the movie "Along the River on a Sunny Day" for plagiarism."

"People who make bad movies like this must be punished by law."