This director only makes bad movies

At the beginning, there is a handsome male protagonist, wearing a Taoist priest's costume and living in a Taoist temple.

Through a few minutes of dialogue and plot, the audience clearly knows his identity.

A Taoist priest who has nothing to do with the world.

But, how can your Taoist priest be so frustrated? Not to mention the wrinkled and dirty Taoist robe, there is actually a hole in it, revealing the black jacket underneath.

There is also a Taoist temple. It does look like a Taoist temple, but who are the tourists on the screen? They are still gnawing on sugar cane.

Let me go, why didn’t you clear the place in advance for filming? I wonder if the relevant props have been prepared, but they are the costumes of the protagonist, how can they be so perfunctory?

Although Tao Heng already knew that this movie was terrible, the plot in the first few minutes still shocked him.

The pace of the movie is very fast. After a few minutes of explaining the identity and background of the male protagonist, he is immediately sent down the mountain. There is a village at the foot of the mountain, and in the village there is a fierce and long-legged village girl.

But this village girl, wearing a white shirt and short jeans, with a pair of white, slender and straight legs, showed an unparalleled sense of temptation on the screen.

Tao Heng couldn't help but laugh.

During the Republic of China, where could a village girl look like this?

Tell me, where did such village girls come from during the Republic of China?

The director was also extremely unruly. From the moment the heroine appeared, the camera never left the pair of ferocious peaks and those voluptuous legs.

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It is true that some movies like to give out benefits, but others only give out benefits occasionally.

This movie has too many benefits. Is this really a good movie for a serious movie?

Oh, I almost forgot, your movie is either a serious movie or a crappy one.

The plot continues. Through dialogue and plot, the audience knows that the heroine likes the Taoist priest, but the Taoist priest rejected the heroine because he is a monk.

During this period, in order to show the integrity and selflessness of the Taoist priest, the director also specially arranged a plot in which the heroine seduces the Taoist priest.

Look at the sexy long white legs and the sharply outlined fierce peaks on the screen.

Tao Heng cursed shamelessly in his heart, but kept his eyes fixed on the screen.

If you dare to send benefits, then I dare to see them.

Falling flowers are intentional and flowing water is ruthless. The Taoist priest finally rejected the heroine and returned to Taoist life.

But at this moment, a group of Japanese soldiers broke into the village and began to brutally kill the villagers.

This should have been a very sad and tragic plot, but Tao Heng couldn't sympathize with it.

Among a team of more than a dozen Japanese soldiers, there appeared the upright protagonist, as well as the faces of many important supporting characters.

Is it possible to hire more actors?

One second, the villagers were brutally killed by the devils. The next second, the villagers who were brutally killed turned into devils and began to brutally kill the villagers who were still acting as devils before.

Brother, can't the crew hire more people? Such a sad and sad plot can create a suspenseful and terrifying atmosphere.

The villagers are the Japs, and the Japs are also the villagers. There are only a dozen people coming and going, and even a fool can spot the flaws.

Originally, a simple plot could be filmed using foot shooting, but the result was thunderous.

The final plot trend was not unexpected. The heroine was tied up with a rope by the Japanese and taken away. When the Taoist protagonist heard the news, he could no longer bear it and decisively went down the mountain to rescue the heroine.

Finally, there is the cliched final battle plot. The protagonist kills people and kills Buddha, rescues the heroine, and then works together to kill all the Japanese and avenge the villagers.

The toy guns that appeared during the period, the mouth shooting method, and the long legs that the heroine frequently appeared on were all routine operations, and Tao Heng was used to it.

When the movie ended, Tao Heng stayed for a while to observe the reactions of others.

"Hahaha, it's so funny. It's exactly what I imagined."

"It's so surprising. The whole process is unexpected. It's really interesting."

"Have you noticed that many times there are passers-by watching on the screen? It's very dramatic."

"I've discovered it a long time ago. There is also a protagonist who appears several times. Sometimes he is a villager, sometimes he is a Japanese devil."

"Ah, the protagonist also appeared in the villagers, why didn't I notice it?"

"If you look carefully, you can see that she is nestled in the corner. Even though she is wearing makeup, it is still obvious."

"If I don't watch it again, I would like to count how many times the protagonist appears."

"Okay, let's watch it again. Although this movie is very shocking, it's still fun."

The audience's comments were mostly positive, with few criticizing.

There are even a few who want to watch it a second time.

This is a treatment that very few great directors or blockbusters can have.

Taoist Bian Shan’s terrible movie is also available?

Although this was the result of him driving away a group of deceived people in advance, it can also explain some problems.

Tao Heng carefully recalled the movie he just watched.

It's shocking, but the plot is still very smooth. A Taoist priest who lives in peace with the world refuses the temptation of fame, fortune and beauty, and wholeheartedly returns to the mountains and wilderness.

But because the Japanese were so cruel and inhumane, the Taoist priest who wanted to live in seclusion was finally angered and embarked on the road to resist Japan.

If those outrageous costumes and props were replaced with more sophisticated costumes, I can't say this movie is excellent, at least it can be called passing.

Even if Fu Hua Dao is rubbish, this movie is better than many movies where Fu Hua Dao is exquisite but can't even tell the story clearly.

If you can accept the shocking aspects of the movie, the movie is actually pretty good.

So, how should you write a movie review?

At the premiere of the movie "The Taoist Comes Down the Mountain".

Great director Chen Pengfei is accepting congratulations from others.

"Director Chen, this movie is so wonderful, especially the scene of sinking into the lake at the end, it's so beautiful."

"Yes, yes, the music in it is also very nice and matches the movie scenes very well."

"Director Chen, I really admire you. The Fu Hua Dao in the movie is obviously very thoughtful, and it fits that era so well."

Listening to the continuous flattery from others, Chen Pengfei smiled proudly.

What is a great director?

This is a great director who can make a movie casually and be praised by everyone.

No need to think about it, the next step will definitely be the old routine of the movie becoming a box office hit and receiving overwhelming praise.

Alas, life is so lonely as snow.

When can you give me a little challenge so that my life is not so boring?

Just when Chen Pengfei was intoxicated with himself, his assistant came over.

"Director Chen, here's the latest news. Summit Video's bad movie has been released. It's called "Taoist Bian Shan" and it's one day ahead of our movie."

"There have been a lot of negative reviews about that movie online, and some people have even pointed the finger at us."