This director only makes bad movies

In a manor, a pregnant woman was giving birth.

Outside the room, a man was walking around restlessly. Through his anxious expression, the audience could easily conclude that this man was the husband of the pregnant woman.

Outside the manor, there were dark clouds, howling winds, darkness, and a vague feeling that the end of the world was coming.

But no one in the manor was in the mood to pay attention to the outside world at the moment. Their attention was always focused on the pregnant woman giving birth in the room.

"Wow"

With a loud cry, the pregnant woman in the room successfully gave birth to a baby.

A strange thing happened. With the birth of the baby, the darkness of the outside world quickly dissipated, the bad weather quickly improved, and the sunshine reappeared.

A ray of sunlight shines through the window on the newborn baby. It is crystal clear. The sunlight shines on the skin, reflecting a faint halo, which is sacred and noble.

The man ran into the room, hugged the baby excitedly, walked to his wife's side, and said softly, "Thank you for your hard work."

The sweaty wife smiled and said, "You haven't named our child yet."

The man thought for a moment and blurted out: "Just call him George, George Washington. I believe this name will be remembered by everyone."

When the scene changes, a little girl is making trouble in the manor and chopping down trees with an ax. She is Washington in his childhood.

While cutting down the tree, Washington said plausibly: "One day, I will cut down the evil cherry tree just like this tree and become a hero."

A black friend next to him immediately retorted: "This is impossible. The evil cherry tree is too powerful. No one can defeat it. It is an evil devil. We can only surrender."

Washington was unconvinced and quarreled with his black friends, but no result came from the quarrel.

After returning, Washington asked his father: "Is the evil cherry tree really that powerful? Why does everyone say it can't be defeated?"

The father nodded: "Yes, the evil cherry tree is extremely powerful. Even an army cannot defeat it. Perhaps, only gods can defeat it."

"So, even though the evil cherry tree eats people every day, we can only endure it helplessly."

Washington said unconvinced: "Since it eats people, we must eliminate it. If others can't do it, it doesn't mean that I can't do it."

The father sneered and shook his head: "It is a good thing to have ambition, but you'd better not do it, because it is impossible. No one can defeat the evil cherry tree."

The picture swept across Washington's face, and Washington, who was still a child, showed an unconvinced expression.

The next few minutes of the movie briefly describe Washington's boyhood, and then the scene changes to show Washington growing up and becoming a charming beauty.

She had a conflict with her father because she insisted on joining the army and protecting the people, but her father firmly disagreed and believed that it was a suicide.

In the end, the independent Washington left the manor with her black friends. In order to prove herself, she planned to find the evil cherry tree alone.

The audience watched this plot with gusto.

In fact, there is nothing special about this plot. It is just a naughty kid quarreling with his parents. This kind of plot is almost ruined in the movie.

But this time it’s different. Washington is played by Paris Hilton, a beautiful girl. She looks sexy and hot on the screen, but she is also the founding president of the country. The two feelings are combined together.

Taboo and tempting.

Anyway, the male audience was very excited to watch it, and felt that Paris on the screen touched the secret point in their hearts.

The next plot was lackluster. Washington found the evil cherry tree, but was beaten miserably by the cherry tree. As a result, he lost the ax he carried with him, and he was almost eaten by the evil cherry tree.

At the critical moment, a bald eagle appeared, saved Washington in distress, and pointed out to Washington that there was a stone at the door of the church ahead, and there was an ax on the stone. As long as the ax was pulled out, the evil cherry tree could be destroyed.

The arrogant Washington went to find the ax decisively, hoping to use it to destroy the cherry trees.

But I didn't expect that there was someone guarding the ax and no one was allowed to touch it without permission.

Because the wizard predicted that the person who could pull out the ax would become the king of the New World in the future, so those who knew the secret sealed the place and did not want others to try.

After being stopped, Washington was unwilling to accept the opportunity. He approached the ax and pulled it out in front of everyone's shocked eyes.

Seeing this scene, someone immediately shouted in shock.

"She pulled out the divine ax and was destined to become the king of the new world."

Some people are unwilling to accept it and say that just pulling out the magic ax is not considered a king. Only by destroying the evil cherry tree can one be qualified to become the king of the new continent.

This was exactly what Washington wanted. Arrogant and arrogant, she immediately took the magic ax to find the evil cherry tree, intending to destroy the cherry tree while the iron was hot.

There is actually nothing to say about the final decisive battle. It is just that after some difficulties, Washington chopped down the cherry tree with his magic ax, and then the evil cherry tree was wiped out.

During this period, Paris showed off her action scenes gorgeously, but unfortunately her action scenes were very average. They did not make people feel sharp or powerful, but only made people feel seductive and taboo.

In the end, Washington was surrounded by everyone and cheered, calling her king. Some people even struck while the iron was hot and hoped that she would ascend the throne.

But Washington shook her head and refused, humbly saying that she was still very young and not qualified to be the king of the New World. She even took the initiative to return the magic ax and returned to the manor alone.

The last scene of the movie shows Washington returning to the manor with his black friend and hugging his mother tightly.

The screen went black, and the rolling subtitles at the end of the film appeared.

There were low voices of discussion in the theater.

Gore and the producers walked out of the theater.

On the way, Gore asked, "What do you think of this movie?"

The producer immediately replied: "It's not that great. It's just a normal spoof movie. The quality is average. Paris may be a selling point, but that's it. Anyway, I don't think this movie can do anything for us." ‘The Bourne Supremacy’ poses a threat.”

Gore nodded in agreement.

He had the same idea as the producer, that the movie was too ordinary.

Paris may be an attraction for the audience, but the whole movie is still very ordinary overall.

To put it bluntly, it is just an ordinary spoof film.

There is an audience for this kind of movie, but do you want it to be a big hit?

Impossible, absolutely impossible.