This dragon ball is poisonous

The blue-haired Lan Qi is very simple. How simple can she be? She is so simple that she can ride on Sun Wukong's somersault cloud.

This is the ultimate.

So now is the Q&A session. She answers whatever Lapis asks, without hiding anything.

Following the direction pointed by Lan Qi, Lapis arrived at his destination on his motorcycle a few minutes later: Kame Sennin's convenient capsule room.

At this time, Master Turtle Immortal, Sun Wukong, and Klin have not returned yet from their training.

There is no one at home.

Lan Qi brought the vegetable basket into the kitchen and started washing vegetables and cooking.

Lapis looked around the house, found a place to sit down, and then took out his mobile phone to check the time and see if Lazili had replied to the message.

It was already past six o'clock, and the sky was getting dark.

There is an unread message on the phone screen.

Lapis clicked on it, and it was the reply letter sent to him by Lazili.

Lazri: "If I don't beat you to death when you come back, how can anyone not wear clothes? You're just talking nonsense."

Lapis: "It's true. It's huge and has a big mouth. It's a talking dinosaur."

Lapis: "Let me tell you something again. I met a girl who is usually gentle and kind, but when she sneezes, her hair turns golden and she becomes very fierce. She will hit people with a gun."

Then he pointed his cell phone at Lan Qi who was washing vegetables, took a photo, and then sent the photo.

Lapis: "This is the girl. She is cooking now. Have you returned home?"

After waiting for about ten minutes, Lazili replied to the message.

La Zili: "I was riding my bike just now, and now I'm going upstairs. I've never seen the dinosaur and the girl you mentioned. Are all people in the east like this? Men look like dinosaurs, and women can sneeze.

Transform."

Lapis: "How is it possible? I see many people who are like us. After all, they are a minority."

La Zili: "The outside world is really strange. I encounter so many strange things in just one day out. Is this girl a relative of your teacher? Where is your teacher?"

teacher?

Oh, yes, I told her before that I went out to practice with the teacher.

Lapis: "Teacher, he went out and will be back in a while."

La Zili: "Okay, I won't talk to you anymore. My sister is going to cook. You can eat the food cooked by other girls, but my sister has to eat alone tonight."

Huh? Isn’t it okay for you to be angry when I’m not at home?

Lapis put the phone back in his pocket, then walked to the kitchen and found that Lan Qi had slaughtered and cleaned all the puffer fish and was now washing other vegetables. Judging from the combination of the dishes, the dish tonight should be hot pot.

"What time do Goku and the others usually come back?" Lapis asked boredly.

"I usually come back around 6:30, so it should be soon." Lan Qi played with the vegetables and said without looking back.

"Oh, it's almost half past six." Lapis nodded.

He felt bored and opened the door to go outside to see the scenery outside.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he opened the door, three pairs of eyes stared at him, looking at each other inside and outside the house.

They were two little kids who had just grown to about one meter, and an old man who had lost all his hair, his beard had turned white, and was wearing a cane.

This kind of shape.

It's Turtle Immortal, Sun Wukong and the Third Master and Disciple Klin who are back.

"Who are you?" Little Bald Klin was more alert and looked at Lapis and asked.

"Ah, hello."

"Are you Sun Wukong? I am Bulma's distant cousin. I heard her talk about you." Lapis said to the little bald Klin.

"Ah, I'm not." Klin shook his bald head and quickly denied it.

"I am Sun Wukong."

"What's the big cousin?" Sun Wukong on the side scratched his hair with a look of blood on his face.

"You are so stupid. My eldest cousin probably means my elder brother." Klin patted Sun Wukong on the head.

Sun Wukong actually didn't know what the big cousin meant, and Klin suddenly felt a sense of superiority.

"Haha, really? I thought it was something delicious." Sun Wukong didn't feel embarrassed and laughed.

As soon as he finished speaking, his stomach made a very cooperative "gurgling" sound, and then his hands dropped down, without any energy at all.

"I'm hungry~"

"Bulma? Wukong, is Bulma the girl who was with you last time?" Kame Sennin poked little Wukong with his cane.

"Yeah, I'm so hungry~" Wukong lowered his hands and walked to the kitchen weakly.

Now he was only thinking about eating and had automatically ignored the keyword "Bulma".

"Wukong, go and sit down over there, the food will be ready soon." Lan Qi's voice came from the kitchen.

"Bulma."

The old turtle began to think about it, but then he thought something was wrong.

"Bulma, how did she know that we live on this island? We have moved away from the previous Kamesen Island to Biye Island. How did you find this place?" Kamesenren is quite old after all.

Some key points are loopholes at first glance.

"I was passing by here shopping, and I heard someone said that there are two children practicing with the Turtle Immortal on this island, and delivering milk to the villagers every day. Many people should know this, right? Then I happened to be at the market.

I saw Lan Qi and chatted with her casually because she looked pretty. I didn't expect that she actually lived with Wukong, so it was such a coincidence." Lapis said seriously, with a serious look on his face,

Acting skills can reach 100 points.

"Go and strike up a conversation with a pretty girl when you see her? Young man, let's chat while we're at it."

Kame Sento's eyes lit up, and he pulled Lapis aside to exchange experiences and discuss some things about women.

Lapis's body trembled.

This is not a blind spot in his knowledge. In this field, he is a dominant player and has read a lot of movies. He has no problem defeating the big guys in the Dragon Ball world.

Talking about something casually can make Turtle Immortal's blood boil and his favorability immediately increase dramatically.

"Young man, you are very good." After the exchange, Kamesenren patted Lapis on the shoulder.

The knowledge points that Lapis mentioned just now, such as "There is a well in Cangshan but it is empty", gave him a sudden enlightenment and opened up a new field. It was only because they met so late.

But in fact, the most critical point is that the current Kame Sennin has absolute confidence in his own fighting power. Now is the era when he is the best in the world. The so-called skilled man is bold, and he is not afraid that Lapis will have any bad intentions.

In the face of absolute power, everything is a paper tiger.

No matter how you plot, I will defeat them all with one punch.

This is the mentality of Turtle Immortal now.

The key is that this young man is really good, and it's hard to find a good friend.

"Haha, Teacher Wu Tian, ​​don't worry, I will collect more notebooks and bring them to you when I have time." Lapis laughed.

You once brought a lot of joy to my childhood, so it’s not a bad idea to call you teacher.

After all, the person who brought me joy as an adult is also respected as my teacher, no matter what.

Lapis thought to himself, and his laughter became heartier.

While smiling, Lapis clicked on Kame Sennin's attribute panel.

【Kame Sennin in a happy mood】(magnifying glass)

[Character]: Wu Tian (Kui Xianren)

【Combat Power】:137 points

[Skills]: 1, Turtle Style Qigong Wave; 2, Afterimage Fist; 3, Ten Thousand Kingdoms Shocking Palm; 4, Demon Sealing Wave; 5, Hypnosis; 6, Drunken Fist; 7, Breath Perception... (Wait!)

[Intimacy]: 30 (full value is 100)

This series of skills almost blinded Lapis.

"Young man, what's your name?" Turtle Immortal asked.

"My name is Lapis." When asked about his name, Lapis answered honestly.

"Look, you have some pretty good kung fu. Who did you learn it from?" Who is Turtle Immortal? He has been roaming the earth for hundreds of years, and he still has some ability to see who is strong and who is weak. He can sense it without using Qi.

I know that Lapis's physique is far beyond that of ordinary people.

"I practiced blindly, so I'm probably a little better than ordinary people." Lapis said casually.

Turtle Immortal looked at him deeply again.

This time is different from the like-minded appreciation just now, but the affirmation of a martial arts master to a young junior.

"Teacher Wu Tian, ​​come in for dinner."

"Mr. Cousin, come in for dinner."

Lan Qi stuck her head out of the door and shouted twice.

She didn't know Lapis's name, but she only remembered whose cousin he said he was, so she wrote it down.

"My name is Lapis." I said it to Turtle Immortal just now, and now I said it to Lan Qi again.

"Let's go, let's go eat first." Turtle Immortal looked at Lapis and said, walking towards the house, Lapis followed closely and walked into the house.

Lapis secretly thought that Kamesennin actually has two sides. When facing or discussing women, he has a vulgar look, but at other times he has the demeanor of a great master.

Entering the house, Lapis saw Sun Wukong and Klin already sitting at the dining table. Both children were quite honest and sitting upright, but looking at Wukong's appearance, drool was already dripping from his mouth.

He was staring at the hot pot on the dining table without blinking.

"Gu Gu Gu~"

His stomach matched his expression perfectly and made a strong protest sound.

Lapis and Kame Sennin also sat down around the dining table.

"We are having hot pot tonight." Lan Qi introduced with a smile, and then filled the meal for several people.

Lapis looked at the steaming hot pot on the dining table, the overflowing fragrance, and the golden and shiny soup, and couldn't help but swallow his saliva.

In addition to this hot pot, there are also a lot of washed side dishes prepared next to the dining table, which can be put in and cooked for a while before eating.

At this moment, Lapis suddenly had a strange mentality in his heart: "Everyone in the world is drunk, but I am sober."

Don't look at this fragrant hot pot, this is a dark dish.

"Thank you." Taking the full bowl of rice handed over by Lan Qi, Lapis picked up his chopsticks, just like a general picking up a spear and starting to kill everyone.

After Lan Qi filled a bowl for the others, she also filled a bowl for herself and sat down next to Lapis.

Seeing her sit down, Turtle Immortal said: "Let's get started."

Then Sun Wukong began to dig hard at the rice in the bowl, and a pair of chopsticks moved back and forth between the hot pot and his mouth like a gust of wind.

This was the first time Lapis saw Saiyans eating with his own eyes, and he was stunned for a moment.

Then he also picked up a chopstick, picked up a piece of fish and put it into his mouth, with the most intoxicating expression on his face: "Hmm~, it's so delicious."

Looking at Lapis's exaggerated expression, Lan Qi felt extremely satisfied. This was because someone had affirmed her cooking skills, so she was naturally very happy.

"It's really delicious. The meat of this fish is tender and delicious. But why do I feel like there are a little thorns on the skin?" Kamesenren smacked his lips and praised.

Hey, because you are eating puffer fish.

"Ding, congratulations to the player for completing the side mission and receiving rewards: Combat Power 2, Wealth Value 500 Yuan, and additional permanent buff [Invulnerability to Poisons]."

Now that the buffs are all there, let me eat freely.