This dragon ball is poisonous

The demons regained their ability to move one after another.

A demon wiped the sweat from his forehead and said to the demon cow: "Boss, the human is gone, should we chase him?"

Chase?

The Demonic Cow looked at his subordinates like they were idiots, and said: "Are you crazy or am I stupid? Are you chasing me to death? Although I didn't know what happened just now, everyone was suddenly unable to move.

, do you think this is something that anyone can do? This human being is certainly not simple."

"But hasn't King Aguduo been trying to find a passage to the human world recently? If he catches this human being, it might be helpful to the king. King Aguduo must be richly rewarded."

"Then you have to be caught with your life. Look at the sweat dripping from your forehead..."

Demon Niu's eyes suddenly lit up as he spoke: "By the way, the most important thing now is to go back and report to King Aguduo that traces of humans have been discovered in the demon world."

"Although we didn't catch this human being, it was still a great achievement."

"Boss is wise." The subordinate immediately agreed and flattered him.

"Let's go back to the palace with me." The Demonic Bull waved his hand.

"Aren't you going to fight?"

"And give me a spanking."

A group of demons returned to Aguduo Palace in great force.

…

This demonic continent is countless times larger than the earth, and can be compared to a small Milky Way.

It's just that there are no stars in the sky, it's all gray and dark red.

This is the devil world.

There are no rules of day and night, there is always a dark red sky.

Aguduo Palace.

Demon King Aguduo sits high on the Skeleton King's Seat. The throne made of hundreds of skeletons looks very ferocious. It is said that these heads were once enemies of Aguduo, and now they are all eating Aguduo's farts.

Aguduo held his forehead with his hand, seeming to be thinking about something.

With his face as deep as water, he looked increasingly cold and scary.

Below him, nine tall demon commanders sat in rows.

All of them looked ferocious.

Oh, no, there is also a female devil among them. She has a good figure, which is okay if you don’t look at her face.

There was a heated discussion at this time.

"I think we should launch a general attack, kill those guys, and wipe them out."

"You're right, Third Brother, especially that Oba sheep, you should cook his meat and drink his blood to relieve the hatred in your heart."

"You are too reckless. We still need to take a long-term approach and be careful not to fall into Oba Yang's conspiracy."

"What are you afraid of? We are stronger than them and have more demons than them, so we just do it."

"You guys are making such a big fuss, the king hasn't even said anything. Who do you think you are? You're just making noise here."

"Hmph~"

"That stupid cow is not here. He must have gone to fight again."

"What's the fuss about? Didn't you see that Wang was thinking about something?"

The demons glanced at Aguduo on the Skeleton Throne, and their voices became much softer.

"Hey, the king may be thinking about how to go to the human world."

"possible."

The two magicians talked quietly.

Aguduo glanced at them indifferently, feeling that his heart was not as calm as it seemed on the surface.

On the surface, he seemed calm, but in fact, he was already panicking inside.

Because he has a huge secret in his heart.

A super big secret.

He is not a person in this world, he is actually a time traveler.

Aguduo remembered what happened a week ago.

a week ago.

China.

A great people's hero passed away.

Mr. Yuan is the recipient of the "Medal of China".

He has served the country and the people throughout his life and can be called a great chivalrous man.

He is the backbone of the country, the spirit of the country, and a great pioneer of the motherland.

With him, people no longer go hungry and can have food and clothing without worries.

With him, China's grain production is far ahead in the world.

What a great achievement.

Until his death from illness, Mr. Yuan had always been concerned about China and its people, and neither of his two dreams had been realized.

"Enjoy the coolness under the grass; hybrid rice covers the world."

Both wishes were not fulfilled, so he passed away like a crane.

Such a great man can be said to be an unparalleled scholar and the pillar of the country.

The death of such a great man is a loss for the entire China. The whole country mourns and is remembered by the whole people.

Moments swipe the screen.

The most popular news headlines.

Remember the immortal and return to his hometown.

However, there are always people who disagree.

In reality, they are submissive, and they attack hard as soon as they click "click" on the Internet.

In order to highlight my own sense of existence and my uniqueness, I have lost my most basic reason and correct outlook.

And "Aguduo" is one of them.

In the q group:

: "A moment of silence..."

: "May there be no pain in heaven."

: "It's so sudden and uncomfortable."

: "Mr. Yuan, have a good trip."

: "Mr. Qiangu."

: "Don't be sad, Mr. Yuan just went to heaven."

: "The motherland has risen, and the gods have returned to their throne. May the road to immortality never end."

:"farewell."

:"farewell."

: "In memory of Mr."

But "Aguduo" is different.

He is different from everyone else and has a dark heart.

Aguduo: "I have finally waited for this day."

:?

:?

:?

:?

…

Some people in the group were angry.

:"what are you saying?"

: "Get back quickly."

: "Your mother didn't teach you to speak well?"

"Aguduo": "Haha, you are such a filial son. You are so filial to me. You are so ignorant and a bunch of idiots. It's funny."

:?

:?

:?

:?

…

A series of question marks.

The group of friends were stunned, this "Aguduo" really dared to say anything.

Do you really have no conscience at all?

Aguduo continued to talk triumphantly.

"What kind of society is it now? Do you really think that there are people who make selfless contributions? I don't know how much bad money has been made secretly. Do you really think that people have to work on their own if they don't have graduate students? Doesn't he get paid? Doesn't he get a professional title? I especially

This is so funny. Since he has received a salary, he should work as he should. Can he be smarter?"

All netizens were shocked.

I have never been so speechless.

"Aguduo" wasn't done yet and continued to taunt.

Aguduo: "He started a company, cultivated seeds, artificially monopolized, plundered, took the people's contributions as his own, and made huge profits. This kind of evil person is finally dead. I have to set off firecrackers to celebrate.

.”

The group exploded.

This man openly insulted an academician and a great man of a generation.

: "Shabi, you shouldn't eat rice. Who do you think you are?"

: "Go away and leave this group."

: "There are really all kinds of cows and horses."

: "I wish I could trade his life for Mr. Yuan to live a few more years."

: "What a stupid idiot."

Looking at the replies in the group, "Aguduo" felt happy.

At this time, he finally became the center of the topic.

"Aguduo" chuckled: "Haha, what kind of low-class people are we eating rice? We eat a lot of fish and meat every day. I guess you have never even seen a cow, but I eat it every day. Rice is for livestock.

The lower class people should not be alive, which lowers the national average level."

The more he talks, the more poisonous he becomes.

From attacking Mr. Yuan to firing map cannons.

Use every possible means.

Just to make everyone feel that he is different.

"Aguduo" has a perverted pleasure of "everyone is drunk and I am alone".

The group leader showed up, silently took a screenshot and kept the chat history, then reported it to the relevant unit and banned "Aguduo".

: "One evil coin, group leader, it's your turn to do the work."

:"Manually @group owner."

:"report."

: "Must report."

: "This person only has one person in his household registration. How pitiful."

"Aguduo" smiled and typed: "Haha, you thought I would be scared?" Send.

"Ding, you have been permanently banned."

"Aguduo":???

At this time.

The group leader spoke in the group.

Group owner: "Has been permanently banned and reported."

: "Group leader, well done."

: "You are so handsome, group leader."

: "Aguduo, just wait and check the water meter."

: "No, just wait to die."

"Haha." Aguduo sneered, but he didn't panic at all.

I have dozens of such groups, so I asked, can you bite me?

He immediately opened another group, and there was another round of cynicism and insults.

Ah, what a happy and interesting day.

Watching the abuse on the screen, "Aguduo" felt an unprecedented sense of satisfaction.

The next day.

While "Aguduo" was still sleeping, the boys who were uniformed and armed with guns knocked on the door.

The sleepy Agudo had never seen such a scene before, and was stunned: "You... what are you going to do?"

"We are JC. We have received a report that you are suspected of spreading bad remarks and insulting the people's heroes. Please come with us." JC said loudly and with such force that he almost scared Agudo out of his wits.

Clam?

Aguduo was shocked. He had never seen such a scene before.

"No, I didn't. Don't talk nonsense. I really didn't."

His face turned pale, and his eyes turned around, looking for a way to escape.

This is his home, and he knows exactly where to escape.

He looked at the balcony next to him.

His house is on the second floor, and the fence is not high, so you can definitely jump down.

And at this height, no one would die.

That's it.

Fear made him make such a decision, and he decided to jump out of the window on the second floor and escape.

But he forgot that he was not a parkour master or a martial arts master. He was a fat keyboard warrior who lacked exercise all the year round.

"I...I'm picking up the clothes."

"Aguduo" burst out with unimaginable speed, came to the window in two steps, jumped down with a life-long leap.

"Ah, this..."

"Go, hurry up."

The jcs were stunned for a moment and ran downstairs quickly.

The height is indeed not high, and there is a piece of grass below.

If you jump down normally, your feet will hurt for a while at most.

It was also because "Aguduo" was unlucky. When he jumped down, the fence caught his slippers, causing him to roll and hit the ground head first, and his forehead directly hit the sharp tiles at the corner of the flower bed.

In an instant, his eyes went black, blood spurted out from his forehead, and his limbs were twitching continuously.

When jc ran down from the second floor to the scene, "Aguduo" was already dying. He was sent to the hospital and died immediately after resuscitation failed.

"Have a good death." Someone clapped secretly.

…

Then Aguduo was surprised to find that he was reborn through time travel.

where is this?

what's the situation?

How did I get here?

After calming down and analyzing.

"Damn old man, you made a mistake."

Aguduo felt that the culprit of everything was that person, otherwise he would not have come here so mysteriously.

Then, a memory appeared in his mind.

It is the memory that belongs to the Demon King Aguduo.

"Fuck, I actually became a giant in the Demon Realm."

"..."

"You have 10 demon commanders, 100 demon generals, 10,000 demon elites, 10 million soldiers, and countless people under your command? Have you been fighting for tens of thousands of years with a guy named Oba Yang for the territory?"

"I'm just a social animal..."

After calming down again.

"This is the devil world, where is the human world? Is the human world the same as the present world? Where I was when I was alive?"

Aguduo clenched his fist.

This surging power can blow up countless mountains with one punch.

He even has the kind of confidence that he can crush a planet.

If I could return to the human world with this strength, hehe!!!

Then, I will make the whole world feel the pain, hahaha.

I want to cleanse all mankind.

So, Aguduo asked his subordinates about the "human passage".

A week passed like this.

Aguduo is becoming more and more familiar with his own power, but he still has a vague understanding of the world.

He also read countless novels in his previous life.

Some time-travelers have traveled to ancient times, some have traveled to other worlds, and some have traveled to movies and TV series or well-known cartoons, with cheats, systems and the like.

But he checked himself and found that he had no golden fingers and no system.

However, considering that I am already so strong, what kind of system do I need?

When I opened my eyes, I was already at the top of the world.

If you want to write a novel based on his blueprint, you can name it like this.

"Invincible from the Demon King"

"I've become a devil and Goldfinger hasn't come yet"

"Becoming a Demon King at the Beginning"

"I also became the devil without a system"

Wait for names like this.

Aguduo thought so in his heart.

"This world may be a different world."

According to the memory of his predecessor, Aguduo did not find any familiar points, which means that there is a high probability that this is not the world in a certain movie or TV series or a certain cartoon, but a brand new alien continent, and this is the devil world.

"It would be great if I traveled through time and became the king in Dragon Ball. I can erase whoever I want, but unfortunately this is a different world..."

…

Aguduo looked coldly at the demon commanders below who were still arguing.

He coughed hard.

The nine demon commanders immediately became quiet and looked at him with all their eyes.

Aguduo coughed hard again and asked loudly: "How's it going? I asked you to inquire about things in the world a few days ago, how's it going? Do you have any clues?"

"Wang, we don't have any clues yet, but why does the king want to inquire about the affairs of the human world? Shouldn't we discuss how to attack Oba Yang's side?" The person who spoke was the second child, one of the 10 greatest magic commanders, named Ajin.

Si, he has a big bald head, not a single hair on his head.

"Um?"

"Are you teaching me how to do things?"

Aguduo said sharply.

The majesty of the Demon King is not allowed to be questioned. Although he is a little scared, he still has to pretend like this, otherwise how can he convince the public?

"King, I was wrong." Akins immediately slapped himself hard. He was also a cruel person, and there were five finger marks on his face.

"Hmph." Aguduo snorted coldly.

The devil must look like a devil.

"Where are the others?" he asked again.

It is important to attack Oba Yang and fight for territory, but he wants to return to the world to cause a bloody storm.

In comparison, returning to the human world is more fun.

There aren't even cell phones here.

Completely unable to swim.

Do you know how this week went?

Every day is like a year.

Several other demon kings looked at Aguduo and did not dare to speak, because they had no news about the human world.

"Huh? They are all a bunch of rubbish. They can't handle anything like this." Aguduo was very unhappy.

"Well, maybe the boss will know a little bit about it." The speaker was Lao Jiu, the only female among the 10 magic commanders. He has a perfect bulging figure and a beautiful name, Mayena.

"Oh? Where is the Demonic Cow? Where has he gone?" Aguduo said loudly.

He didn't see the Demon Bull in the crowd.

…