This dragon ball is poisonous
343、Can't you be a prostitute every time?
Beerus and Xiangpa were very angry.
Very sad.
What kind of weird move is this? Is this a move that anyone can come up with?
The two Gods of Destruction were so angry that they burned their hair away and glared at Lapis.
Then, the long hair grew out again, like silk, wrapping them up and turning them into silkworm chrysalises.
"Ah!"
"destroy!"
The ball exploded with rage.
"Boy, can you not use this disgusting move?" Beerus gritted his teeth.
"Damn it." Xiangpa also said.
It's rare that the two brothers share the same hatred.
"Is it disgusting?" Lapis asked.
"This kid is really annoying." Beerus and Xiangpa looked at each other.
"Go ahead and beat him up."
"good."
The two brothers joined forces and rushed forward.
"Hey, hey, hey..." Lapis was forced to back away.
The two Gods of Destruction were so angry that they used all their strength. In addition, they joined forces and cooperated very well. Lapis immediately retreated and was beaten and howling.
After a while, Lapis, with a bruised nose and face, begged for mercy to be let go.
"Humph, you bastard, let me see if you can invent such a disgusting move." Beerus was very dissatisfied.
"Hey, it's okay if I don't use it on senior anymore." Lapis said.
He has self-healing cells in his body and repairs quickly. It only takes a few breaths for his face to return to its original state.
"Son of a bitch, this guy recovers so quickly, he needs to be beaten again." Xiangpa said panting.
"Wait...wait a minute, seniors, that's it. Wouldn't it be nice to save your energy to eat?" Lapis waved his hands repeatedly, dispelling the ultimate freedom skill.
"Hmph." Beerus raised his chin.
Xiangpa wiped his sweat and said: "Beerus, have you noticed? That kid has been using the Ultimate Intention Kung Fu for so long and fighting for so long. He doesn't seem tired at all. Even we are sweating."
Already."
Beerus said: "It's you who sweat, not us. Don't confuse me with you."
Xiangpa glanced at him and said, "Yes, you didn't sweat. What you just shed from the corner of your mouth was blood."
"you……"
The two gods of destruction started fighting again.
Lapis: "..."
These two brothers are really at odds with each other.
Lapis didn't bother to care about them and flew to Weiss and Bados, waiting for the two gods of destruction to finish fighting.
Whis looked at Lapis and smiled and said, "Mr. Lapis is making great progress. It won't be long before he can fight freely with Lord Beerus."
Lapis said modestly: "Senior Beerus must have let me. I will learn more from senior in the future."
"Haha, I just saw that Sir's Self-Free Ultimate Intention Gong has improved a lot, and why doesn't he feel tired after using it for so long?" Weiss asked curiously.
Bados also looked at him strangely.
Lapis is different from them.
They are a clan of angels who are born with the ability to use the Ultimate Intention Kung Fu. In fact, their normal practice now is the Ultimate Intention Kung Fu.
But Lapis is different. He is a human being. Although he does not know why he possesses the breath of God and has been promoted to the state of being both a human and a god. However, whether he is a human or a god, his physical strength has its limits.
You may never get tired.
Lapis said: "My physical strength is different from ordinary people and has always been relatively durable."
"..."
Is this an unusual problem for ordinary people?
However, Weiss and Bardos didn't ask any more questions.
After a while.
Xiangpa and Beerus flew over. They were done arguing and fighting.
"Seniors, are you tired?"
Lapis asked.
"I'm not tired." Beerus covered the swollen bump on his forehead.
"I'm not tired either." There were many footprints on Xiangpa's body, and there were holes in the God of Destruction's costume.
"It seems that the two seniors are in good physical condition, so why don't we go to Earth for dinner?" Lapis said with a smile.
"Of course." Beerus said.
When I heard that I was going to eat on Earth, my attitude became a little gentler.
They have forgotten everything Lapis did before.
"Is it really delicious?" Xiangpa asked.
"I promise I won't let you down, senior." Lapis put his hands on the shoulders of the two Gods of Destruction, stood in the middle and hugged the two Gods of Destruction, looking like good brothers.
Xiangpa and Beerus actually didn't mind.
But mainly because of the battle just now, the two of them already recognized Lapis in their hearts and regarded him as an existence that could be equal to them.
It's just that sometimes I feel like I don't deserve a beating and it's a bit disgusting.
"But seniors, Yui works very hard every time she cooks. Can you praise her? It would be better if Meng gives her some reward." Lapis said with a smile.
"Of course it's no problem. As long as it's really delicious, of course you'll be rewarded. Hasn't Beerus never given you a reward?" Xiangpa was immediately shocked.
Beerus: "..."
"Beerus is too stingy. I am the God of Destruction who knows rewards and punishments. I can't do such a thing." Xiangpa said with a tsk, showing disdain for Beerus.
Seeing that these two guys were about to fight again, Lapis quickly organized, otherwise he would have to wait for a while.
"Senior Beerus taught me how to practice, but Yui really... ahem, okay. Let's go back to Earth first."
Then, Lapis returned to Earth with the two Gods of Destruction and the two angels.
Xiangpa looked at the earth and found it hard to believe that Lapis was born on this planet.
Because the earth is obviously a planet for mortals, there is nothing surprising about it, and the gravity environment is also light. It is simply incomprehensible that a guy like Lapis was born.
You can become stronger by cooking. Miss Yui, whose hobby is cooking, will certainly not object to cooking.
She saw Lapis bringing a group of people back, and they all started preparing food without Lapis's orders.
La Zili also followed suit and was busy.
Lapis called Lan Qi and called her back.
You know, these big guys will give gifts this time, so there is no way Lan Qi will be left behind.
After the meal was prepared, we started to eat around the big round table.
Lapis, Razri, Ranki, Yui, Beerus, Xiangpa, Weiss, Bados.
There is nothing disharmonious about God and man sitting at the same table.
But if I have to say there is something strange, it would be Beerus and Xiangpa.
These two guys were like reincarnations of starving ghosts, fighting for food there, without even the slightest bit of God of Destruction character.
Compared to them, Weiss and Bardos looked elegant and noble.
If it's not at the dinner table, delicious food can make people feel happy, and Beerus and Xiangpa may fight again.
After finishing the meal and dessert, Xiangpa patted his belly and said with satisfaction: "I never thought that there would be such delicious food in this world, Bados, don't you think so?"
"Yeah, it's really delicious." Bados said with a smile and nod.
"Bumpkin, this is a great experience. I'm just going to say that the delicacies of our universe are not comparable to the delicacies of your sixth universe. What do you think? Do you accept it?" Beerus said.
"I..." Xiangpa was speechless. He really couldn't argue with this topic.
"Hmph, you're right, but you're quite proud of yourself because you get nothing every time." Xiangpa immediately found where Beerus had attacked.
"Unlike you, I prepared a gift."
"Bados, where are the gifts? Give them to these beautiful ladies." Xiangpa shouted to Bados, signaling her to prepare a gift.
Yuyi, Lanqi, and Razali looked at Lapis, confused.
Lapis pointed to his mobile phone and sent them a text message: "Just accept whatever they give you later and just pick them up. Beerus-senpai doesn't give you money every time he comes. It's rare to give him."
It’s just a once-in-a-lifetime thing.”
"Isn't it ridiculous to just slap your butt and leave every time you finish eating? It's ridiculous."
…
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