This Eroge Won't Make Me Fall!



I had learned a great lesson today. It was something very important that I would never ever forget.

Disorganized walks like these, more than a few minutes? Lame as all hell.

The long walk came to an end as more and more angels entered our sight, all of them sitting atop the walls and the buildings of the enormous cities of heaven.

Sanctuary, the words plastered around the top. This was the grandest spot in all of heaven.

With all the demons at my back, I pulled out a pipe from hell from my spatial dimension and lit it ablaze.

"Are you going to smoke, kid?" Asked Bael.

"It feels cool. None of you do it. You'll ruin my vibe."

"It's cringe."

Fuck.

I placed the pipe back and instead turned Catene into the robe and hung him around my shoulders.

The angels ahead all raised their chins in admiration at my pizzazz. As soon as we reached the entrance of the city, below all the angels watching was a person with wings longer than the rest, and a halo atop his head.

"Demon Lord of Cataclysm," he said. "Halt right there and state your purpose for this… invasion."

All the angels humphed as spears and swords formed in their hands, all of them made from a pitch white metal. The demons behind me also prepared to battle.

Ah, Bael, Bael, Bael, you sly bastard.

You meant I should be doing it now.

I pulled both hands from my pockets and took a step ahead. The demons behind me only watched as I snapped my finger and summoned a cigarette this time. I placed it in my mouth, lit it up, and took in a large drag.

The halo'd god narrowed his eyes as I stepped closer to him. Right in front, I removed the cigarette and breathed out a cloud of smoke, slightly facing away from him.

"You…" I said. "Bring me your god."

The person's eyebrows twitched. I could tell they did. The other angels all raised their weapons higher.

"I was asked to show you in, but I am reconsidering that now—"

"You better. I am not asking you to show me in, but to bring all of yours here."

The person laughed. His eyes toward the sky, he laughed and laughed like a madman before glaring at me.

"OR WHAT!? Do you foolish demons want war!?"

"Eu—"

I crossed my arms and grinned.

"If you want to, I won't say no, but you better think twice."

The other demon lords were probably getting pissed now. Bael and Lucifuge were about to step ahead, but Albert and Luka came in their way at the perfect time.

"Just wait and watch," They said, and the demons had no choice but to trust.

The god, or maybe an Overgod, slightly stepped back and stared at me. He seemed to have been trying his hardest to hold back on fighting me.

"Do you think we will lose? I guess the demons have become far too conceited with their few little demon worshippers—"

I snapped my hands once more and a small communication device fell in my hands just like the cigarette and pipe before. I was pulling a lot of things, it was losing novelty. Making a mental note to plan this stuff next time, I pushed it forward toward him.

"What is this?"

A light flickered as the sight of a woman in a veil appeared on the device.

I looked down and smiled.

"Hey babe—"

"Don't call me that."

Alright…

"You have a lot of explaining to do."

I nodded.

"What?! Are you showing off that you have a girlfriend now!?"

The overgod got pissed.

"Do you think this will defeat us—"

"Watch it, that man is my wife, not the other way around."

"Kyaa, my husband is the coolest."

The overgod got even more pissed. The ground started trembling as his holy energy shot through the roof.

"Now, now, show him that dear."

Lethe spun on her feet and showed us the view outside. Atop the enormous spires of the church, she was sitting in the rooms of the grandest and most faithful place in the human realm, the theocracy.

All over the skies of the religious capital.

Was an enormous red dome.

And a small squirrel scuttling about.

"What is this…"

"It's a neat little spell I came up with when I was a kid. This right here, can show anything that I want. Just like this."

I snapped my fingers again and a similar dome formed above us.

"What it can show best, is this though."

The sight above changed to that of the leaders of the religions below beating up and harassing people, all kinds of incriminating evidence from the churches was displayed.

All of this gathered by the Dark Moon.

Just for effects, I even changed it to the Overgods beating and harassing people as well.

Demons, Angels, Gods, all of them had their jaws on the ground as they all stepped away from me.

"This…"

"Ah, ah," I hissed at him. "The same thing is happening in every, single, major city in the Human Realm."

The third Duke of Schwarz, Hades in the Empire, Pinot's Marissa and Albert's followers, Irina's contacts in the confederacy, and the principal in the Academy City. And the East, which believed more in me than it ever did it in the gods.

"A single moment is all I would need, to change that Don Chiik below into the images I am showing you."

"D-do you think you can defeat faith with this—"

"I don't need to."

There was no reason to defeat faith.

"I can just waver it. And then you all of them behind? They will slaughter you before you even manage to get it back."

The OverGod bit his lips, his eyes burning in rage.

I could tell.

I had him cornered.

"I would be careful with the words you use from now," Lethe's voice emerged from the device again. "Only I am allowed to glare and insult my wife, no one else."

"Kyaa my husband is the coolest!"

"Tsk… are you threatening me?"

"No? I am just showing off that I have a girlfriend."

The bastard was about to raise his hand and throw a punch. It almost came hurtling out at me before something stopped him in his tracks.

Walking out from behind the clouds was another OverGod. The halo and the wings larger than all the others I had seen yet.

The OverGod immediately looked back and got on his knees.

"My lord!"

A hand pressed on both my shoulders as Bael and Lucifuge stepped ahead.

"Yvas." Bael hummed.

"Is he a big deal?" I whispered.

"He's the Bael of the gods," Lucifuge answered in a similar whisper. It seemed both of them were able to hear it as they both frowned deeply, I could tell.

"It seems, you have brought quite the new guy, Bael… Lucifuge."

Bael whispered to me this time. "For not explaining everything, I want to kill you. But I'll let it slide for now."

He was smart, eh?

"You are cornered, Yvas," Bael hummed. "We don't have many demands."

"A great threat lays upon us," Yvas answered back, his voice cold and slithery, filled with authority like none other. Everyhting about his form exuded pride and calm. As if it was all just for him to look down upon.

A true Over God.

"Come. Make yourself home."

Bael tilted his head to the side.

"Also, child. There will be no need to threaten us anymore. I wonder how such a devious being was born."

Agares laughed at those words.

"I say that must be his mother."

That was a comment coming out of nowhere. But the hands on me tightened and the calm of Yvas disappeared for a moment.

"Mother?" Bael hummed. "Who…"

"Charlotte, do you remember?"

The ground shook once more. The three staring at me as if I was a devious child had suddenly shifted their gazes into one of absolute hostility. Even Yvas.

This was bad. It was sudden and bad.

"You…"

"Are Charlotte's son!?"

"Just what is this person?" Titania muttered too. "What did I miss in those 7 thousand years?"

It felt like they would attack me at any moment. I prepared the Cataclysm too and the ground started shaking even more.

But they all held sighed and held back.

"Yeah, as if."

"If she had a son we'd all be under his feet by now."

"I agree with you demons. Who would even touch that woman in the first place?"

They knew her too?

It seemed she had a greater impact here than on Kai.

"The absolute strongest, won't just leave her blood running around. He is definitely not human anyway." Yvas sighed and turned again. "Follow me, demons. We have a lot to discuss."

The Over God walked first while all the angels descended and started guiding us away. The two demons still holding on to me glared at me.

"See how easy that was? Told ya, let me handle it."