This Family Made Fun Of All The Merits Of My Previous Life

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Standing in front of the funeral home.

Even if you haven't entered yet, you can feel a sense of suffocation for no reason...

"elder brother,"

The photographer's breathing was a little short: "I always feel like there are two eyes staring at me, which makes me feel uncomfortable all over."

"nonsense!"

Jiang Mingyan gave him a blank look, pointed to the notice next to him and asked, "The eyes you mentioned, are you referring to him?"

Looking along Jiang Mingyan's fingers, the photographer scratched his head in embarrassment, and said with an embarrassed smile: "Who would have thought that there is still an arrest warrant for Zhang Tong in this place."

indeed.

Zhang Tong's arrest warrant was indeed posted on the bulletin board.

——"Reward Announcement"——

Attached: (photo)

Pan XX, male, 24 years old... After investigation, this Pan XX is suspected of a burglary and armed homicide. He is now fleeing. Please provide clues from all walks of life, and reward 50,000 yuan to units and individuals who have made arrests. Those who provide clues will be kept confidential.

Contact: Officer Zhang.

Report phone number: XXXXXXXX...

"Don't tell me, the reward amount is quite a lot," Jiang Mingyan said with emotion, "50,000 yuan, this guy must have committed a serious crime!"

"That's right, it's written about murder with weapons," the photographer said in a slightly teasing tone: "Brother, this job earns more than a funeral home, do you want to try it?"

"...You're out of your mind, right?" Jiang Mingyan glared at him, "Didn't you just say that this guy killed someone with a weapon? I'm not afraid, after all, I don't even bring my wife with me." The main thing I'm afraid of is you, I'm afraid that if I take you there, the value of the person who turns back might rise to 60,000!"

Photographer: "...Pfft hahahaha!!!"

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subsequently.

Jiang Mingyan raised his head and looked at the small three-story building in front of him.

—— Linhai Funeral Home.

Although it was daytime, the building exuded gloom everywhere. Standing at the gate, one could feel the coldness rushing towards one's face, making one shudder.

"Brother... Do we really want to go in?"

"I'm here, so I have to go in and have a look no matter what." Jiang Mingyan took a deep breath and took out the job advertisement from his pocket. "The interview location... is in office 209 on the second floor. Let's go."

finished speaking,

Jiang Mingyan took the lead and walked into the funeral home. The photographer hesitated again and again, but finally had no choice but to bite the bullet and follow.

Go through the dark corridor.

There was silence around, so quiet that it made people feel flustered, except for the dim yellow light, only their shadows remained.

The photographer always felt that countless pairs of eyes were peeping at him, and he didn't even dare to take a big breath along the way.

Go up the stairs.

The two remained silent all the time, and the entire corridor and stairs exuded a depressing atmosphere, and a chemical smell gas filled the air, which made people feel a little pungent.

This unpleasant smell, coupled with the eerie atmosphere around, made the photographer break out in a cold sweat.

However.

Accidents often happen inadvertently...

Just as the front feet of the two of them had just buried themselves in the corridor on the second floor, suddenly there was a dull 'plop' sound from around the corner...

next second,

A male corpse suddenly rolled in front of the two of them!

Jiang Mingyan: "..."

Photographer: "!!!"

At this moment, the whole world seemed to be quiet! ! !

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——[Damn it! Scared me! ! 】

——【(Crying loudly) Why is there no high-energy warning ahead......】

——【Barrage body protection! ! 】

——[Nimma...]

——【Fuck! The phone almost scared me off...]

——[I almost died on the spot when I stepped on a horse! 】

——[I'm on a horse...shit! I was scared and cut off all of a sudden, you pay! ! ! 】

——[(covering mouth and crying) burst out suddenly, scaring the baby to death...]

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Jiang Mingyan and the photographer were stunned by the sudden corpse.

The corpse was lying flat on the ground with its face up and pale. Although its eyes were closed, there was always an illusion that they would open at any time.

The clothes on his body were a little messy, and it seemed that he had been dead for a while.

"Brother...Brother..." The photographer was short of breath, swallowing his saliva again and again: "This...why is there a corpse here...I almost scared to death..."

Jiang Mingyan turned his head and found a cart next to the corpse.

He thought that the corpse should have rolled off the cart, so he stepped over the corpse carefully and waved to the photographer: "Come on, give me a hand and help me lift him up."

"what?"

The photographer looked bewildered: "What are you doing lifting it up?"

"I guess the corpse should have fallen from here," Jiang Mingyan replied while turning his head to look in the direction of 209, "Also, I found out that you are so untouchable? Although we are here for an interview , but the etiquette passed down by the ancestors cannot be lost."

"It's the first time I'm here, and I'm worried that I don't have money to buy gifts. It just so happens that we give this thing to him, maybe it will make a better impression on people."

Photographer: "???"

In an instant, the barrage was full of question marks.

——[? ? ? Are you serious! ? 】

——【Puff! ! ! 】

——【What did he say! ? Going to send a corpse...]

——[(Cover mouth and cry) Come on, this place looks too scary. 】

——【(Pissing lips) The baby's little heart is still pulsating. 】

——【...Is he joking! 】

...

The door of Office 209 was closed.

Jiang Mingyan tapped a few times and made a sound of' tuk tuk tuk'.

Not for a while.

The door was opened, and a middle-aged man in his fifties was greeted in front of him, with an unshaven beard and sunken pupils, looking scary.

He glanced up and down at Jiang Mingyan expressionlessly, then looked at the photographer, and asked, "Who are you looking for?"

"Hello, we are here for an interview."

Jiang Mingyan grinned and maintained his due courtesy: "We didn't prepare any presents when we met for the first time. I just picked up a corpse at the door and brought it to you."

Middle-aged man: "???"

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