This Family Made Fun Of All The Merits Of My Previous Life

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——[! ! ! Ahhh, no, I'm going to be scared... Hahahahaha, I wasn't scared to death, I was laughed to death by him, hahahaha...]

——[My God, hahahahaha, did the photographer buy a plastic toy sword! ? 】

——[(Laughing and crying) Do you want to do this, hahaha...Fuck, there is something wrong! There's a ghost...how can I still laugh when I'm riding a horse...]

--【I'm going crazy! ! ! 】

——【Ahhhhhhhh...I can't take it anymore, I don't know whether to be scared or laugh now, save my life, save my life...(laughing and crying)]

——[Awesome! It's so awesome...I won't accept anyone, but the two of them. Don't they both know that the corpse behind them moved just now! ? It really moved, hahahaha...]

——【Fuck! Hahaha... Brother Jiang, run, the one inside is a real ghost, the one outside... that one hahahaha, that one is your own daughter! ! ! I'm going to die from laughing, my stomach hurts to death, help me hahahaha...]

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The laughter in the live broadcast room was unbelievable.

But the morgue also opened a happy hour...

——‘What’s the name of Dad’s dad~~Dad’s dad is called Grandpa~~’

"I beg you to turn it off," Jiang Mingyan said with a headache, "I can't figure out why you bought this sword back, maybe you think that when we really bump into ghosts, you take out this sword and kill ghosts alive Are you dying of laughter!?"

Photographer: "..."

He pressed the switch, and the voice of "Daddy's Daddy" finally died down.

"Brother, let's..."

"Shh, shut up, don't talk!"

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——Old~~Dad~~~~Old~~Dad~~~

Outside the morgue, the 'ghost voice' like a child continued, and it seemed to be getting closer.

Jiang Mingyan's heart was in his throat.

"Damn it, this ghost can still seduce people," Jiang Mingyan said cursingly, "It sounds like my daughter is calling me."

hear this.

The audience in the live broadcast room burst out laughing!

——[...I can't do it anymore, Brother Jiang, go out and have a look, the outside is your daughter, it's Xiaomi, hahahaha...]

——[? ? ? Millet? Jiang Xiaomi, what's the matter? 】

——[Hey, Jiang Xiaomi sneaked out to look for him, and after meeting the photographer downstairs, she tricked the photographer over to look for him together. 】

——【...There is a 'frequency divider' on the live broadcast room, you can click it to know. 】

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——Old~~Dad~~~~Old~~Dad~~~Where are you~~~~I’m Xiaomi~~~~

"Damn it, that ghost outside is really pretending to be my daughter!" Jiang Mingyan was furious: "Did you hear that ghost is pretending to be my daughter!"

"Listen...I heard it."

The photographer blinked: "Then... shall we go out and have a look?"

"Aren't you stupid!" Jiang Mingyan gave him a hard look: "The reason why the ghost pretends to be my daughter is to lure me out. Once I go out, it will be justified!"

"That's right, what should we do?"

"Well, listen to my arrangement, you go out."

"???" The photographer was furious: "Brother! You are going too far!"

"What are you shouting about? Look, this ghost is here to seduce me, which means that her target is me, so theoretically, you are safe."

"Then...then why only seduce you."

"Maybe I don't like you?"

"...It's about this time, brother, stop joking."

"Then why don't you give me a reason?"

The photographer thought for a while: "Okay, I admit that she doesn't like me, but even so, I will never go out, absolutely not!"

Jiang Mingyan was about to persuade him again.

The sound from outside... suddenly came from the door of the morgue.

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——Old~~Dad~~~~Old~~Dad~~~Are you in there~~~~I’m Xiaomi~~~~I’m here to find you~~~~

Jiang Mingyan was horrified: "!!!"

The photographer was horrified: "!!!"

- tuk tuk tuk...

Another knock on the door...

"Fuck!" Jiang Mingyan gritted his teeth: "This bitch is going to smash the door! Dude, we have to fight her hard!"

talking.

Jiang Mingyan picked up the sword that had been thrown on the ground and stuffed it into the photographer's hand: "Brother, we have lived and died together. You can hold this well. If anything happens, just talk to that ghost." Fight!"

The photographer was very moved: "Okay brother, but brother, you gave me the sword, so what do you do..."

"Me? I'm free!"

As he said that, Jiang Mingyan took out a half-meter-long steel pipe from the plastic bag he bought, then stood up, staring at the door with vigilance: "I'll just use this!"

Photographer: "..."

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