This Family Made Fun Of All The Merits Of My Previous Life

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——【Mom! ! It moved again and again, this time it was so obvious! ! ! Ghost ah ah ah! ! ! 】

——[Fuck, shit, shit! ! ! (panic)]

——[I'm on a horse...Axi! ! ! 】

——[Damn it! (panic)]

——[Oh my God! ! run! ! run! ! The ghost is right behind you! ! ! 】

——[It's over! It's over! They didn't notice that there was a ghost behind them at all! (cover face)]

——[I'm going... to die! ! 】

——【(Cover your mouth and cry) Stop telling jokes, run, it’s too late if you don’t run...]

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【Popularity】Hysterically crazy +1+1+1+1+1...

【Popularity】Hysterically crazy +1+1+1+1+1...

Jiang Mingyan was taken aback by the crazy increase in popularity in his mind. He wondered if the jokes he told were really that good!

Otherwise, how could there be such a crazy popularity growth rate! ?

"Come on, let me tell you another joke."

The popularity of Jiang Mingyan also increased. He rolled up his sleeves and said eloquently, "Let me tell you, I used to have an uncle who was good at everything and rich, but his eyes are not very good." , and people are also stingy."

"There was one time when he was blind in one eye, and he went to the hospital to get eyeballs..."

The photographer was shocked: "This thing can match!?"

"Don't interrupt, we're not talking about cross talk, we don't need to be flattered," Jiang Mingyan waved his hand and continued, "After that, in the hospital, he just picked out, there are many styles of eyeballs, such as ceramic, sandalwood, stainless steel, Amber of iron..."

"After that, isn't he stingy? In order to save money, he chose an iron one. But, you know, the iron one is heavy, and within two days of putting it on, the eyeballs drooped down, just like this, I covered it up for you. look..."

Jiang Mingyan was doing a demonstration while talking, and the funny photographer leaned forward and back with a smile: "Hahaha!! I'm on a horse...hahahaha..."

"After it's over, he still likes to take out the iron eyeball to take a look, not for anything else, just for fun."

"But, it doesn't look good when you buckle it out, so he likes to nibble..."

"Nah?" The photographer was stunned, blinking, "What..."

Jiang Mingyan thought that Daoguang probably couldn't understand what he said, so he simply did a demonstration... and slapped himself on the back of the forehead...

Jiang Mingyan: "...I knock!!! (^_?)☆"

- Paji!

The ball of the left eye immediately fell off!

Photographer: "Pfft!"

Jiang Mingyan: "o(￣▽￣)d and stuff it back... I'll hit it again!!!"

- Papaji!

Both eyeballs fell off!

Photographer: "Pfft ha ha ha ha ha!!!"

Jiang Mingyan: "(?Д?)ノ...Oh my god!...I didn't catch it..."

The entire live broadcast room.

It was crazy! ! !

——[I can't laugh anymore, I can't laugh anymore! Damn it! ! Today I'm afraid I have to confess in this live broadcast room! Ha ha ha ha. 】

——[The merits accumulated in my Tm previous life were all laughed at by him...]

——[Damn it... the... dead body... the dead body is twitching, ha ha ha ha...]

——[...Wow...fuck, he sat up, he sat up tm! ! ! 】

——【Get out of bed, get out of bed! ! ! 】

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"Ha ha ha ha......"

The photographer was about to laugh like crazy, and started to hit the wall with his head directly, covering his stomach and panting while laughing: "No, no, no, hahaha...Your action is too tm imagey, I can't talk about it anymore, Besides, I'm going to be laughed to death by you, hahahaha..."

"Later..." Jiang Mingyan took a deep breath, and forced himself to hold back his smile, "Later, we nicknamed that Uncle...the Iron-Bone Open Man!!!"

"...Pfft ha ha ha ha ha!!!!"

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(...Puff ha ha ha cough cough... woo woo woo...haha cough... woo woo...)

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None of them paid attention.

The corpse behind him quietly... sat up!

It was an old man who looked to be in his forties. He just stared at Jiang Mingyan and the others, and then, step by step, slowly approached...the door of the morgue.

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Laughed for a while.

Only after Jiang Mingyan recovered, he took a deep breath and said, "There is still, there is another joke..."

next.

He told a few more jokes one after another.

Every joke made everyone on the scene laugh out loud...

Four people: "Puff ha ha ha ha ha..."

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Behind—(...puh ha ha ha ha ha...)

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finally.

Jiang Mingyan realized that there was movement behind him. After all, this time, the movement was louder. He looked back subconsciously, and immediately saw an old man laughing wildly on the ground.

Then he lay down on the ground again, smashing his fists fiercely on the ground, but even so, he still laughed...

"Hahahaha..." The middle-aged man let out a crazily laugh while yelling inarticulately: "Hahahaha...you can't die from laughing, you can't die from laughing...it's so funny, haha Haha... my stomach hurts, hahaha, it hurts so bad... hahaha..."

"Ah? Hahaha..." The photographer was still laughing wildly. While wiping his tears, he pointed at the middle-aged man and asked, "Brother, hahaha... this... this... Who is it, is your friend? Hahaha... When did he come, hahaha..."

"Oh, hahaha..." Jiang Mingyan also wiped away his tears, shrugged, and shook his head: "Hahaha...I...I thought...it was your friend, hahaha...that ...Who...do you know this person? Hahaha..."

The second photographer covered his stomach and laughed: "I...hahahaha, no...don't know me, hahahaha..."

"Cluck cluck cluck..."

Jiang Xiaomi tugged at Jiang Mingyan's sleeve, pointed in the direction of the mortuary bed and laughed, "Old...giggle, goose goose goose goose goose...Dad, look there..."

"Aha!?"

Lu Yuan glanced at the mortuary bed out of the corner of his eye, and found that the mortuary bed where the corpse was originally placed was empty at this time, and suddenly he laughed louder: "Ahahahahahaha...you... Look!! Corpse...the corpse is gone, gone, hahahaha...the corpse Tmd disappeared, hahaha..."

Everyone: "Hahahahaha!!!!"

After a few seconds.

The photographer is silent: "..."

Jiang Mingyan was silent: "..."

Jiang Xiaomi was silent: "..."

"Dad, I'm scared right now."

"To be honest," Jiang Mingyan took a deep breath, then looked at the middle-aged man expressionlessly, opened his mouth several times, but in the end he could only choke out one sentence: "I'm more afraid than you now."

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