This Family Made Fun Of All The Merits Of My Previous Life

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The siren of the police car resounded through the night sky, and the time of "Haunted Funeral Parlor" finally came to an end!

Outside the funeral home.

Four police cars and dozens of policemen were waiting in full force—they looked at the poor man squatting on the ground with puzzled faces.

I was in a mess.

The corners of the mouth are still stained with dirt, and although the blood on the forehead has stopped, the blood is still vivid...

"thank you very much,"

Police officer Zhang took the initiative to reach out his hand and said to Jiang Mingyan: "This XX Pan, we have wanted him for a long time. Four months ago, he was discovered by his master during a burglary in a neighboring province, and then he killed two witnesses. After that, he He has been on the run, we got news that he absconded to our city, but no one was found, unexpectedly, he pretended to be a dead body in the funeral parlor."

Jiang Mingyan nodded.

But he quickly remembered one thing, so he stepped forward, squatted in front of Pan XX and asked, "Before, there was an old man who was older than you on the night shift here, and his death should have something to do with you. "

Pan XX stared at him fiercely, and didn't answer the question directly, but said cursingly: "I am so unlucky to meet you!"

"Anyway, on behalf of the Linhai Public Security Bureau and the families of the victims, I would like to express my sincere thanks to you," Officer Zhang patted Jiang Mingyan on the shoulder and said with a smile, "Well, if you are free, I would like to trouble you at around 10 o'clock tomorrow morning Come to the Municipal Bureau, we need to make some simple records, and we also need to go through some procedures regarding the bounty, all of which require your cooperation."

"It is our bounden duty to assist the police!"

Jiang Mingyan immediately said solemnly: "I'm not doing it for money, I'm doing it for the justice in my heart! And then, I see that it says on it that you will be rewarded 50,000 yuan for providing clues, then you see, I caught people directly, Could it be a little bit higher..."

Officer Zhang was confused: "Ah???"

...

The police car roared away.

But the remaining four people peeped at each other, and then burst out laughing.

at the same time.

In the No. 8 live broadcast room of "Family in Love with Each Other", there was a complete eruption...

——【Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! ! Brother Jiang is so awesome! ! ! 】

——[Good guy, I thought it was a supernatural recovery, but I never expected it to be to catch fugitives online! 】

——[(Thumbs up) Awesome, this wave is really awesome, I just searched, this Pan XX is indeed a fugitive, and there are two murder cases at hand. 】

——[I was just here to watch the excitement, but now I am a decisive fan! Brother Jiang will be my idol from now on! ! 】

——【It's amazing, Brother Jiang. 】

——【(Funny) I'm afraid it will be popular all over the Internet tomorrow. 】

——[(Laughing) Don’t wait for tomorrow, I’ll cut the video now, send it out immediately, and I’m ready to invest in Doujia! 】

...

The funeral home was restored.

In the morgue, however, there was no body.

"It's good," Jiang Mingyan sighed, "at least during the night watch, you don't have to worry about weird things."

aside.

The photographer lifted the plastic bag and asked, "Brother, what should I do with these things..."

"Throw away everything else, but that sword, I suggest you take it home and pass it on to your son," Jiang Mingyan curled his lips, and said in a strange way: "Dad's father is called grandpa, and dad's mother is called grandma!!"

Photographer: "..."

Back to the morgue again.

Jiang Xiaomi rushed to Jiang Mingyan's body, hooked his neck and gave a thumbs up: "Dad, you were so handsome just now!"

"Is it?"

"Well, really, you are very handsome, no wonder mom likes you."

"It's a trivial matter, nothing to worry about," Jiang Mingyan was very proud of being praised by his daughter: "You have to know, Dad's dream back then was to be a policeman. Although he didn't become a policeman for various reasons, it doesn't matter. Look, The police uncle handles the fugitives that have not been caught, so I have to come in the end."

The two photographers couldn't help laughing when they heard this.

"Brother, by the way, if you get the money tomorrow, can you share it with us..."

"??? I worked so hard to catch fugitives, why should I share with you?"

"Eh... no, brother, I also contributed..."

"What did you do? Dad's dad is called grandpa? Dad's mom is called grandma? That's it!? You see, I gave him the fatal blow, and I recognized him when it was over. In the end, I gave it to him with my own hands." It’s tied up, tell me, why should I distribute it to you.”

"...Brother, you can't do this."

After waving his hand, Jiang Mingyan went to the office.

He had to tell Lao Sun what happened here - after all, it was more or less related to his cousin's death.

on the phone.

Jiang Mingyan explained the matter in general.

Old Sun fell into silence. After a long time, he sighed and said, "It's okay, it's just my life, there's nothing I can do about it."

"Well... I'm sorry."

"Thank you, but there is something I need to tell you."

"you say."

"My cousin really died of a heart attack."

"...It just so happens that I also have something to tell you."

"what?"

"I quit!"

Jiang Mingyan hung up the phone straightforwardly, picked up Jiang Xiaomi and walked out of the funeral home.

The photographer behind him was puzzled: "Brother, you...why didn't you do it, now there is no body, this job is very easy."

"What the hell," Jiang Mingyan rolled his eyes, "Didn't you hear that the police officer Uncle asked me to collect the money tomorrow? It's 50,000 yuan. With that money, who will work part-time?"

talking.

He was still full of emotion towards the moon: "It turns out that making money is so simple..."

"Brother...I think you look so arrogant now."

"Arrogance and breaking the law?"

Photographer: "..."

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