This Family Made Fun Of All The Merits Of My Previous Life

Chen Xiaoran is angry again!

The ones that became popular together were of course their band, besides that, Jiang Xiaomi and Chen Xiaomai were also very popular!

After all, this children's version of "The Song of the Cooker" is really fascinating.

Many people really changed this recording into their off-duty ringtones to remind their bosses that it's time to get off work and it's their turn to cook.

Of course, only Sheniu can do this. As for those social fears, you can only swipe on the video to see what Sheniu does, and satisfy your inner fear of society

Ah, who knew they would really like to change their ringtones to this "Song of the Cooker", please remind the boss quickly.

Don't work overtime all the time! It's too late for everyone to cook!

The sky is big and the earth is big, and the rice is the biggest!

The person who cooks rice cooks the soul of rice, the most important thing is the person who cooks rice!

Overtime is nothing, it is not theirs!!

However, they can only think about it in their hearts, and at the same time look forward to whether they will have such a colleague.

After all, it would be too embarrassing if my society changed, but if everyone was embarrassed together, it would be nothing.

It's better to be alone than to be happy together, isn't that what it is~

Of course, this is not very important, even if it can't be changed to the off-duty ringtone, it doesn't matter if the boss hears it unobtrusively when fishing occasionally!

In short, it is "The Cooking Man Is On Fire". After it became popular, there will be a bunch of Internet celebrities competing to imitate it.

After all, this is a mouth-watering song, and it is very easy to imitate. Many Internet celebrities sing this song during their live broadcast or recording videos to gain popularity.

A lot of small videos also came into being, just to capture the essence of this song. Of course, many bosses were tricked.

The mood of the boss is not very important, anyway, the people who watch the video enjoy themselves, and the people who shoot the video make money, isn’t that enough”?

This is a certain fish who has been very popular recently. In the video, he is sitting in front of the computer, touching fish.

That's right, this big guy was fishing in the open and aboveboard. He took out his cell phone, checked the time, and then at the passing boss, and instantly turned up the ringtone of the cell phone to the maximum.

"Finally, it's time for the meal, and it's time for the person who serves the meal"

"The first one to rush to the restaurant, it's not human to quit 680 when you see Fan~"

A childish voice came from the phone, and the boss staggered in fright, and then everyone lowered their noble heads, only the big guy grinned at the boss.

The video is very short, but it can be seen from the horror of the old version.

As well as the popularity of this song, it can be said that this song is really too popular, popular all over the country, and popular in the streets and alleys.

It is estimated that anyone who walks out at random will tell you that he is a cook!

In addition, milk tea people, laborers, etc. were also derived. Enthusiastic netizens also enthusiastically started to arrange and sing their own songs, leading the trend ten times.

Just like this "Song of the Milk Tea Man", whoever listens to it can say a word of convincing.

"Milk tea man, milk tea soul, milk tea man drinks milk with bucket~"

"Milk supplements calcium and tea maintains health, milk tea supplements calcium and maintains health"

“Xia Tian wants to drink iced milk tea, and in winter wants to drink hot milk tea~”

"Have a bucket of pearl milk tea, happy take off, do you understand~"

Who can listen to this and say it’s a bullpup? It can be seen that the brainstorming of modern netizens is very powerful. Some things come as soon as they are said. This is the happy version of the milk tea man, and there is another version of "Song", even He sang the heartfelt voices of those beating workers.

"Migrant workers, the soul of migrant workers, and migrant workers are all masters~"

"If you are not ruthless in moving bricks today, your position will not be stable enough tomorrow~"

"It's right to be tired, to be a worker, and to be comfortable is reserved for the rich"

"I live in a village in the city today, and I live in Sanlitun tomorrow~"

"Love to go to work, love to work part-time, work overtime to the point of giving a bell~"

"Part-time job can't be too easy, easy wallet"

When these divine comedies come out, everyone has a surprised expression.

It has to be said that Jiang Mingyan has led the fashion trend, and his "Song of the Cooker" was mainly written to coincide with the opening of his branch, and he did not expect that netizens are so talented.

"Song of the Cooker" came out only a day ago, and "Song of the Milk Tea Man" and "Song of the Worker" came out.

Especially "The Song of Beating Workers" really touched the hearts of many people. How many beat workers don't think so in their hearts? Going to work is fishing, after work is overtime, how tiring it is to move bricks.

But if you don't move the bricks well, what can you do?

Comfort is reserved for the rich, part-time jobs are part-time jobs, and part-time jobs are impossible to be rich.

Therefore, they can only continue to work in silence.

Now there is a lot of discussion about this song on the Internet.

【This song about beating workers really expresses how much you feel about beating workers. Hey, it’s so difficult, beating up people. 】

[It's impossible to work part-time, and it's impossible to work part-time in this life, and you can't do business, so you can only grow old. 】

[???]

【Why do you want to talk about the rich second generation so fresh and refined?】

【Haha, I’m dying of laughter, if I could grow old, I wouldn’t go to work either. 】

[Part-time job, how many people feel sad and helpless, part-time job, how simple and complicated it is. 】

[I don't like working part-time, but I like to fish with pay. 】

【Same, I love paid shit~】

[I don’t know any other skills, I can only rely on these capitalists’ wool]

[I laughed to death, brother Jiang is really popular this time, probably he didn't expect this session of netizens to be so awesome. 】

[Haha, netizens really have unlimited ideas in their hearts, but I have to say, they are just awesome!]

[Comfort is reserved for the rich and shitty people, so everyone should hurry up and work hard. 】

【Come on, come on, workers, souls of workers, workers are all masters, don't look down on yourself, everyone is a master, do you know?】

【Hey, Sanlitun, here I come!!!】

[Woo, a village in the city, what a realistic thing, I live here now, if possible, who wouldn’t want to live in a bright and big house? Aren’t we Beijing drifters working hard with this dream in mind? 】

[I am lying flat, life in a small county is not too pleasant. By the way, when will Jiang Mingdu's store open in our small county?]

[Work hard, the future can be expected, maybe it will be able to drive over at any time! Let's suggest together! 】

[The main reason is whether Jiang Mingyan can listen to our suggestions. Now that he has opened two branches, he must be very busy!]

【You really don’t know Jiang Mingyan too well. How busy is this hands-off shopkeeper? I saw that he took his wife and children out to fish in the live broadcast room. 】

【???? What, I went to challenge again? I was caught by a fish last time and forgot?】

[Jiang Mingyan: Don't talk too much about the brilliant achievements in the past!]

Jiang Mingyan's live broadcast room was also very lively, not only the netizens who had been squatting, but also the netizens who heard the news.

Then, they saw Jiang Mingyan, Jiang Xiaomi, and Chen Xiaoran squatting on the boat, looking at each other.

Jiang Xiaomi asked: "The shop is so busy, why do we go out to fish?"

Jiang Xiaomi's little head was full of confusion.

Jiang Mingyan showed an unfathomable expression, and educated Jiang Xiaomi in a (cidh) serious way, "As a leader in the catering industry, we must control our ingredients at the source. Look, if we personally When you eat the fish you catch, don’t you think it’s wild game, it’s really reassuring!”

Jiang Xiaomi: "Dad, when you talk, do you want to see where you are fishing?"

Seeing the big characters "fish farm" on one side were very eye-catching, Jiang Mingyan quickly argued: "Ha, kid, don't care so much, as long as it is the fish we catch, everyone will like it."

"Okay, Dad." Jiang Xiaomi sighed slightly, "I hope you will stay safe later."

Only then did Chen Xiaoran look up at them, and couldn't help but ask strangely: "What are you paying attention to?"

Jiang Xiaomi shook his head, but what he said was very reasonable, "Dad is standing there, I think there is still a possibility of capsizing, especially when he moves so much..."

As Jiang Xiaomi's voice fell, the whole boat shook, as if to prove Jiang Xiaomi's words.

Jiang Xiaomi: "...Let's see, let me tell you!"

Chen Xiaoran glanced at Jiang Mingyan speechlessly, and silently moved closer to Jiang Xiaomi. She always felt that what Jiang Xiaomi said was quite reasonable.

Only the photographer shouted loudly from the other side: "Brother, be careful, don't flip over!"

Jiang Mingyan quickly replied loudly: "Don't worry, I have many years of technology, how could I capsize?"

The photographer looked suspiciously at Jiang Mingyan several times, and finally couldn't help but ask, "Brother, when did you learn to sail a boat? How long has it been?"

"What sailing, I mean fishing!"

The photographer suddenly realized, "Oh, aren't you the one who didn't catch anything and went to the market to buy a fish?"

Jiang Mingyan: Shit, why are you still mentioning this?

No, Jiang Mingyan was shocked, "How did you know?"

"Netizens across the country know about it!" The photographer smiled [showing a smug expression.

Jiang Mingyan gritted his teeth and glanced at him, "Today is the time for me to avenge my shame!" As he spoke, he swung it very smoothly, grabbed the fishing rod and squatted on the bow of the boat, and began to guard his fish.

Jiang Xiaomi sighed, "It seems that we will spend all our time here today."

Chen Xiaoran silently took out her phone and began to scroll through the recent news, because after the song "The Song of the Cooker" became popular recently, her background messages were often full, and her account was still not verified, I don't know Chen Xiaozai felt that it was a bit tiresome for someone to call along the network cable.

Although people from the company also asked her if she wanted to be authenticated, Chen Xiaoran felt that it was too troublesome to manage, so she refused. They only have one band account, which is managed by the company.

Of course, there is nothing special about it, just retweeting new songs occasionally, and you can tell at a glance that it is not me who is taking care of it. Although the fans paid attention, they said they were bored.

The current fans still prefer a master who can interact and communicate, so they prefer to squat in Jiang Mingyan's live broadcast room and chat with Jiang Mingyan. Although Jiang Mingyan can't hear what they are saying, watching Jiang Mingyan's activities is still very interesting .

Jiang Xiaomi leaned over and asked Chen Xiaoran, "Mom, is the song very popular recently? I heard a lot of people singing along the way!"

Chen Xiaoran didn't have anything to shy away from, but said proudly: "Who says it's not!"

Then she turned on the video software and shared with Jiang Xiaomi about the newly released "Girls"

"Tea Man" and "Hitting a Worker", while sighing, "This year's netizens are still very interesting, and the adaptation is really too fast hahaha! 11

"The soul of a migrant worker is the soul of a migrant worker!" Jiang Xiaomi followed up, and the photographer next to him immediately said, "It is impossible to work part-time.

It’s impossible to work part-time, and I don’t know how to do others, so I can only follow along and take pictures!”

Jiang Xiaomi:...... Uncle, you are also a worker now! Although you follow my father, it is your boss who pays you!

Photographer:.Thanks for reminding me of this sad fact!

The photographer said that he was hurt, very sad, and wanted to find a place.

Chen Xiaoran pointed at the river mercilessly, and said to him: "Here can let you calm down, and it can also let you get along with the small fish in the river freely."

The photographer shook his head again and again, "No, no, I think the life on the boat is more suitable for me. Besides, if I don't hold it steady, the boat might capsize soon.

Oh! Still pay attention to safety!"

Jiang Xiaomi silently gave the photographer a thumbs up, "You have found a perfect reason for yourself!"

Obviously, the mother and daughter didn't want to pay much attention to the photographer. It's just that the photographer is really boring. He's a guy, he likes it when he's bored.

There was nothing to talk about, so when he was about to open his mouth.

Ah no, just when he had just uttered a few words, Jiang Mingyan suddenly read aloud to him.

Photographer: "???"

Jiang Mingyan said softly, "Everyone be quiet, I guess this is a big fish, and it's about to take the bait."

Hearing this, the photographer immediately silenced, even Chen Xiaoran lowered the volume of his phone, and Jiang Xiaomi even covered his mouth. Several people looked at Jiang Mingyan's bait with great anticipation.

Hook and eye Shendu revealed a serious look.

Everyone clenched their hands, very nervous. .