This Family Made Fun Of All The Merits Of My Previous Life

The ease and ease of the fish made the people on the shore a little uncomfortable and uncomfortable.

Of course, the people on the shore referred to Jiang Mingyan and his party, not the staff.

Jiang Xiaomi stared at the big fish dumbfounded, swallowed and said, "It seems that it's not a loss for Dad to be dragged down.

Jiang Mingyan heard Jiang Xiaomi's words when he climbed up. He felt a little unhappy for a moment. He felt that his daughter was looking down on him, so he immediately explained, "That's because I didn't realize it, so it doesn't count!"

Jiang Xiaomi pointed to the fish, "I think even if you react, it will still pull you down."

This fish is really too big. If it was really weighed, it would weigh more than ten catties.

Jiang Mingyan was also a little shocked, "Are all the fish here so big?"

"Variety varieties," the person in charge explained, and of course he was shocked to see them, "but the quality of this fish is good, and it has a lot of meat. We usually sell it at a very high price."

Seeing Jiang Mingyan's expression, the person in charge quickly said: "Since you caught this fish, Mr. Jiang, I will give it to you.

So, this fishing trip came to an end here.

No one in the live broadcast room is emotional, the bullet screens follow one after another, making people dazzled.

[Fuck, I think Jiang Mingyan will have an accident when he fishes. 】

[Haha, well, there is no fish that Jiang Mingyan can conquer. 】

【Fish: I finally did not embarrass our fish family!】

[Damn it, Jiang Mingyan's technique, too, really, made me laugh so hard! Hahahaha!]

【Hahaha, new here, are you just laughing directly?】

[No, those upstairs, you have to give money first, then laugh. 】

[????]

【Hahaha, it's interesting, why is Jiang Mingyan so comfortable in the water?】

【Is there such a possibility that he is in the fish spa......】

[Holy shit??? It seems quite possible, this is very Jiang Mingyan. 】

【Laughing to death, so the existence of Jiang Mingyan is for us to make fun of it, right?】

【Hahaha, it's really interesting, they...】

【So is Jiang Xiaomi's concern true?】

【Of course it's true to kiss father and daughter. Didn't you see the worried look on Jiang Xiaomi's face?】

[Hey, but Xiaomi looks eager to try it, and wants to go down to find out. 】

【It's really interesting, this group of people......

【Jiang Mingyan, my God!】

【Hahaha, it's fun to watch in the water, Jiang Mingyan is reluctant to come up?】

【Fuck, this fish is really big...I'll go, doctor!】

【No, Jiang Mingyan doesn't have the strength for such a ten-jin fish?】

【The main reason is that he didn’t realize it? After all, the fish is not big, but at first he might have thought it was two or three catties, so he didn’t use any force. 】

[Indeed, I have to say that Jiang Mingyan is still a bit miserable. 】

【Perhaps, people are using their strength to show us this joke?】

【Fuck, why bother?】

【Hey, it's still a bit interesting, they, what the hell, is the fish farm a loss?】

【Whether it's a loss or not, let's see... Just give Jiang Mingyan a fish, it won't be too bad...】

【Fuck, I died laughing, so what did they get?】

【Congratulations to Jiang Mingyan for getting a wet body experience!】

【Jiang Mingyan: Thank you!】

[…]

When Jiang Mingyan and others were sent away, the person in charge warmly greeted them to come back next time, and finally told Jiang Mingyan that he often watched Jiang Mingyan's live broadcast, so he could be regarded as Jiang Mingyan's fan.

Jiang Mingyan: "...々..." Are his fans like this?

The person in charge thanked Jiang Mingyan very implicitly. He said that he wanted Jiang Mingyan to experience the best boat, and he didn't charge money anyway, but Jiang Mingyan resolutely chose the one to be scrapped, and finally saved them money. .

On behalf of the fish farm, he thanked Jiang Mingyan's family.

Jiang Ming said: "???" What the hell? The clown is himself?

Jiang Mingyan said he was very sad, so sad that he shut himself up, so he quickly hugged the big fish and prepared to leave.

Looking at the earnest eyes of the person in charge, Jiang Mingyan could only put it down in the end, "You must do a good job in environmental supervision in the future. If someone litters, you will be fined?"

The person in charge nodded, indicating that he would definitely do it.

What Jiang Mingyan didn't expect was that the person in charge was ingenious. After Jiang Mingyan left, he immediately found someone to make a huge poster, put Jiang Mingyan's photo on it, and put the advertisement slogan: If you litter more, destroy the ecological environment, money !

With the photo of Jiang Mingyan, it is so interesting that there is no way to describe it!

Jiang Mingyan really didn't expect that the person in charge was so bold, but he was also to blame for his own ineffective supervision.

By the time Jiang Mingyan found out, his photo had already been widely circulated, and he was powerless.

Jiang Mingyan could only cry, wanting to leave this bound world...

Not to mention what happened afterwards, just say that Jiang Mingyan brought such a big fish back home, of course he went home first, after all, Jiang Mingyan experienced a wet experience first, although they changed their clothes in the fish farm, but Jiang Mingyan always felt uncomfortable, so he went home and took a shower.

Of course, the bathing scene was inconvenient to air.

So, the photographer followed Jiang Xiaomi and Chen Xiaoran to study this big fish.

"It's really too big..." Jiang Xiaomi said with emotion, and added, "It seems that Dad won't lose if he gets caught."

"It was caught." Chen Xiaoran corrected, although she didn't squat next to the fish like Jiang Xiaomi did, with an expression of "I'm a countryman and I've never seen such a big fish", ah no, it should be "I'm from the city, I've never seen such a big fish" expression, but Chen Xiao was a little surprised again.

Because, she is really from the city, and she has never seen such a big fish!

Well, I must have seen that kind of big fish, but they are all dolphins and the like in the aquarium, and they cannot be eaten.

She just learned that such a big fish can still be eaten!

I don’t know what kind of feed they ate to grow up! Cow batch plus!

And even tossed Jiang Mingyan into the river, really, it was too powerful, Chen Xiaoran could only sing 666 for this fish!

However, this fish will soon become their dish, so there is no need to care so much about it.

Several ways to eat fish have begun to appear in Chen Xiaoran's mind.

For example, fish head with chopped pepper, fish with pickled cabbage, spicy fish, spicy fish tail, and fried fish skin. Whose saliva came out?

Jiang Xiaomi turned her head to look at Chen Xiaoran, showing a disgusted expression, "Mom, you'd better shut up your drool!"

Chen Xiaoran subconsciously touched his mouth with the back of his hand, and realized nothing when he didn't feel anything, and said angrily, "Even your mother dared to tease her, now she's amazing!"

"Hey, who told mom that your expression says, fish, come into my stomach!"

Chen Xiaoran touched his face and complained casually: "Is it so obvious?"

Seeing Jiang Xiaomi nodding seriously, Chen Xiaoran said she had nothing to say, then she thought about it, and began to report the name of the dish: "Chopped pepper fish head, hot and sour fish, tomato fish, spicy fish, fried fish skin, think eat or not?"

"Wow--" It was Jiang Xiaomi's turn to swallow.

"呵念——" The voice of swallowing became louder, so the mother and daughter looked at the photographer together.

The photographer touched his stomach shyly, and said shyly, "I'm hungry as you said, this fish looks so delicious..."

The fish then flicked its tail, as if calling for help: Someone wants to eat me, save me, save me! Why is Emma running out of water, is this going to kill me? I didn’t expect that I was born great and died But so quietly, Emma seems to be unable to breathe, what should I do...

"It's so energetic, it must be delicious..." Jiang Xiaomi looked at the fish and commented.

Fish: I really don't taste good, don't eat me!

Chen Xiaoran nodded, "Indeed, when it's still alive, it's the most delicious!"

Fish: Help! These two girls are so vicious! Why do you treat me, a poor fish, like this?

The photographer agreed very much, "You are all right!"

When Jiang Mingyan came out, he saw the three of them surrounding the fish, as if they were observing something, or thinking about some major event in life.

Just like Jiang Xiaomi, she rested her chin on her hand, and seemed to be lost in deep thought.

But soon, Jiang Mingyan saw her saliva dripping from the corner of her mouth, so the corner of Jiang Mingyan's mouth twitched, knowing what had happened.

Jiang Xiaomi soon noticed that Jiang Mingyan had come out, she hurriedly ran to Jiang Mingyan's side, and asked seriously: "Dad, when are we going to eat fish...ah no, when are we going out? "

Jiang Mingyan couldn't help scratching Jiang Xiaomi's nose, "Can't help but want to eat?"

Jiang Xiaomi frowned and nodded, forced to explain: "I mainly think that this fish wants to be eaten by us!"

Fish: I'm not me without you don't talk nonsense!!!

It quickly wagged its tail and jumped up and down twice, trying to be cute in front of Jiang Mingyan.

But it forgot that it was the chief culprit that made Jiang Mingyan wet and tempted, so pleading with Jiang Mingyan was its biggest mistake. If there is one person here who wants to eat it the most, it must be Jiang Mingyan!

Oh, that's not eating, that's just blatant revenge!

Revenge from a man fished into the water!

So, seeing Jiang Mingyan's cold expression slapping Yu's body indiscriminately, Yu shivered in fright.

Then I saw Jiang Mingyan waving his hand, "``Let's go, eat fish!"

"Yeah!" Jiang Xiaomi raised her hands in cheers.

"Okay!" The photographer jumped three feet high, not knowing why he was so excited.

Only Chen Xiaoran perfectly maintained his beautiful image, commanding them to set off with fish.

Well, it was Jiang Mingyan who was injured, because Jiang Xiaomi couldn't hold it, and the photographer had to hold the camera. Jiang Mingyan had no choice but to put the fish away and hold it in his hand.

And said to the fish very gently: "Don't be afraid, the fish is very short, and it will be over soon, and you will have no troubles anymore!"

In the live broadcast room, Jiang Mingyan's words almost died of laughter, and they all liked it.

[Hahaha, life is short, it will end soon...

【Fuck?? Fish: What did I do wrong?】

【Your mistake is to embarrass Jiang Mingyan, right? Hahahaha, I laughed so hard, it turns out that this is a man's revenge!】

[The point is, it won't live long, even without Jiang Mingyan's revenge, just Jiang Xiaomi and Chen Xiaoran watching

Its eyes, I knew it, its fish, that's it!】

【Fuck, what a funny joke!】

【Hahaha, the fish said that he has worked hard, it has been struggling, trying to get rid of this damn fate. 】

【It should know that since it eats so much fat, it has a bleak future. 】

[So, everyone, eat less, the fattest (Wang Zhao Zhao) eats the fastest. 】

【??? Are you talking about a pig?】

【Pig: Are you polite?】

【Damn it, people eat the most and do the most, don't ask me why I know!】

【Hahaha, you have to pay as much as you eat, it's all for your own good!】

【I... think what you said is very reasonable...】

【Hahaha, but the fate of this fish is indeed a bit tragic......】

【Although, isn't this normal?】

【As a fish, this is its fate!】

【Ahaha, I just want to ask, can we eat it? Or are they going to digest it internally?】

【So, Jiang Mingyan said they went fishing today just to escape and not go to work in the shop, right?】

【(Dog head) Don't tell the one upstairs if you find out, won't Jiang Shi feel embarrassed?】

【Do you see that he has an embarrassing face?】

【Jiang Mingyan: I'm sorry, I don't know what it means to be sorry!】

【Hahaha, this is the worst time Jiang Mingyan has been hacked!】

【Full Fish Feast, I have already thought of this in my mind!】

【Holy shit, but the fish fillet is also quite delicious, it’s the kind of deep-fried...】

【??? Am I watching a food show? Why do I have to eat so much?】

【Ah, there is no reason! I am also very hungry, and I really want to eat! Especially pickled fish, spicy fish, and chopped pepper fish head】

【呵向, whose saliva is the slobber...】

【Hey, let's go, let's eat!】

【......Remain】.