This Family Made Fun Of All The Merits Of My Previous Life

36. Fishing, You Can't Get Used To It! (Kneeling For Flower Evaluation Votes)

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"Fishing is a test of patience," Jiang Mingyan said sternly while packing up the fishing rod, "This thing especially tests people's perseverance and perseverance, which happens to be lacking in both of you, so you have to follow me carefully." study."

Chartering a boat is actually not expensive.

Including the rental fishing gear, the total is only four to five hundred yuan.

It's just that there are restrictions on where they can fish. The merchant has planned a special fishing site on the beach with a net, and all people who rent boats to fish are only allowed to fish in this site.

and.

You can choose to let the merchant recycle the fish you catch, or take it away yourself.

"First of all, you need to pay attention to skills when fishing, including the swinging and holding the rod." Jiang Mingyan felt that he was teaching like an expert now, and he said solemnly: "There is a formula. Remember, as the saying goes, it’s better to catch the straight than the straight, and if you catch the king of fish, you will be the emperor of the sea!”

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——【He seems to understand it very well! (consternation)】

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Jiang Xiaomi fluttered her big eyes and asked, "Dad, what do you mean by that?"

"Emmm... the meaning is not important, the important thing is the formula," Jiang Mingyan waved his hand: "Forget it, I'll demonstrate it to you, what is a swing."

He stood at the bow, poised.

"First of all, the swing should be done with force, so that the hook can be thrown as far as possible. Then, it is best to have a little run-up, which can increase the strength of the swing."

"like this."

The words fell.

Jiang Mingyan took a few steps back, and rushed two steps with a 'Hey' sound, and with the strength of his run-up, he slammed the fishing rod out.

Right foot in the air.

——Boom! ! !

There was a huge splash of water on the side of the boat...

A seagull flew overhead, uttering an 'ooohoo'.

...

Jiang Xiaomi was dumbfounded: "Mom! Dad threw himself out!!"

Chen Xiaoran covered his face: "Slow down your voice, it's embarrassing..."

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——[(tears) I was wrong, he knows Der~~~]

——【Hahahaha, is this using yourself as bait? (laughing and crying)]

——[Learning is useless, study is useless. 】

——[You Tm will laugh labor to death! ! ! 】

——[(covering mouth and crying) I can't bear to bear myself, I can't catch fish...]

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The two photographers were sitting in another boat at this time. They couldn't laugh or cry when they saw this scene, and hurriedly fished Jiang Mingyan up.

"You don't have to look at me like that, I just want to make a nest before I start fishing."

Everyone: "..."

Jiang Mingyan pondered for a moment: "Forget it, I thought about it, I still don't teach you how to swing the pole. It's a technical job, and I guess you won't be able to learn it in a while. Let's change the fishing method."

this time.

He put down the fishing rod smoothly: "Hey, it's much safer this way..."

Chen Xiaoran saw this.

Quickly put the clothes away, and said to Jiang Xiaomi seriously: "Xiaomi, you should stay away from your father when you go outside, you know?"

"hold head high......"

I saw my wife and children ran away.

Jiang Mingyan had no choice but to focus on the two photographers: "Look at you two, you should be novices, it's okay, follow me, I'll teach you."

The first photographer silently pulled up the fishing rod.

Sardines +1.

"..." Jiang Mingyan: "...It seems that he is not a novice, I will teach you alone."

The second photographer silently pulled up the fishing rod.

Black snapper +1.

Jiang Mingyan: "...Very well, it seems that you have learned my skills."

fisherman.

There is a spirit of not admitting defeat.

Seeing that the two photographers were both on offer, Jiang Mingyan was naturally unconvinced.

after all.

He is a man with 'Lv1 Fishing' skill!

Half an hour passed.

Jiang Xiaomi shouted excitedly: "Mom and Dad! I caught a fish!"

An hour passed.

Chen Xiaoran shouted excitedly: "Haha! I caught a fish too!!"

An hour and a half passed.

Jiang Mingyan: "Damn it! There are no fish in my place!"

Hearing this, the two photographers couldn't help but glanced at each other, and then looked at the more than twenty fish of various colors in the net bag, and fell into deep thought.

It turns out.

Things like fishing cannot be judged based on skills at all.

sometimes.

Luck is also quite important.

Like.

After more than two hours without delivery, finally, a fish at least half a meter long swam into Jiang Mingyan's field of vision! ! !

"Here comes the fish!"

Jiang Mingyan was very excited: "It's no wonder I haven't made an order for so long, the co-author is going to give me a big one!"

The situation on his side.

It also caught the attention of the photographer and Chen Xiaoran's mother and daughter.

"Wow! What a big one!"

Jiang Xiaomi couldn't help exclaiming: "Dad, that fish is so big."

"Don't yell, turn around and scare it away," Jiang Mingyan quickly stopped her, then licked his lips and said, "Be patient, be patient, and wait for it to take the bait."

ten minutes passed...

The fish never took the bait, not only did it not take the bait, but it was still swimming around in front of Jiang Mingyan, maybe it was showing its head and spitting two bubbles.

"elder brother......"

"Hush!!! Be patient, be patient, you must be patient when fishing!"

Twenty minutes have passed...

"Dad..."

"Hush!!! Be patient, be patient, how can you fish without this patience?"

Thirty minutes have passed...

"husband......"

"Patience!! Patience, how many times have I said it, be patient!"

Forty minutes passed.

"Patience!! Patience, be patient... Fuck! I can't bear it anymore!!"

Jiang Mingyan was furious, and cursed at the photographer, saying, "Did you see that!? This B-fish just keeps swaying here, and it just follows. It teases you, but it just doesn't bite! You can't get used to it in this situation. Are you right!?"

talking.

He flicked the fishing rod, and took off his shirt with one hand in a swish: "TMD, you can't get used to it!!!"

——Boom! ! !

Jiang Mingyan jumped straight into the sea and rushed towards the fish...

Everyone was stunned: "..."

——[Fish: You can't afford to play with Tm, can you! ? 】

——【Pumping water! Must pump! I will be able to get used to it, hahahahaha......】

——[The laughing labor and capital dance jiojio! (laughing and crying)]

——[Is it possible, this is not water, this is the sea... (covering mouth and crying)]

——[Jiang Mingyan: (gritting teeth) Don't talk about the sea, even if it's the North Pole, I'm going to chip away at this ice! ! ! 】

——[Fish: Damn! Brother Shark, are you there? I caught someone down...]

——[Fish: Hurry up, hurry up, he hurry up! 】