This Family Made Fun Of All The Merits Of My Previous Life

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When it was clear that the first ray of sunlight penetrated the window, a beautiful day began—Jiang Mingyan felt the bright sunshine on his face, and said cursingly: "When I earn money, the first thing I will do is to buy a curtain first!"

This house is a part of the program.

Actually.

Each of the 100 participating families was allocated a house, but the specific locations of the houses were different. They were distributed in different communities in Linhai City, but the layout of the houses was roughly the same, with two bedrooms and one living room. Bad, but the specific allocation of houses is decided by lottery before the show officially starts, so it's fair.

It's just that the current facilities in the house are relatively simple.

Except for the two bedrooms, the other places are not even scratched. Although the furniture is barely complete, they are all cobbled together from the second-hand market by the program team.

Especially the air conditioner with its own 'vibration' function, as long as you dare to turn it on, it dares to give you 'Ula Ula' all night!

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—— [The broadcast is on, the broadcast is on! 】

Studio.

There were fans waiting online early in the morning.

Although there are 100 families who can watch this program, to be honest, so far, no family's "entertainment effect" can match that of Jiang Mingyan's family.

Don't talk about anything else.

Just the conversation lying on the sofa on the first day of the broadcast is enough to make the audience and friends bow their heads to him, and the fans rushing into the live broadcast room now, except for a few who really envy the feelings of our family, most of them Most of them were just waiting for how Jiang Mingyan would die on the spot in seven days!

--【Good morning, every body! 】

——[Wow, there are so many people in the early morning, my dear, there are so many people today, only 20,000 yesterday, and 30,000 today? 】

——[Nonsense, don't you look at how popular they are on Douyin! 】

——[…]

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I have to say that the self-media platform is indeed a good thing.

It can make people rich overnight, and it can also make people die overnight—on the first night of the first broadcast of "Family in Love with Love", a short video called "Family No. 8 Die Collection" became popular all over the Internet!

In that short three minute video.

Jiang Mingyan's performance made countless men call him 'good guy', and the video quickly reached the 'Douyin Hot Top 50' within five hours after it was released. With the increasing number of viewers, the topic's popularity continued to ferment. At about 8 o'clock in the morning, this video has been reposted N times by countless netizens, and it has successfully won the throne of 'Hot Topic No1'.

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"You threatened me!?"

"A good man is full of guts, can I be bluffed by your bitch!?"

"The ancestors asked you to leave a line in life, but they didn't let you leave a last word in life!"

"Then can you make me a boneless chicken claw first?"

"...."

All kinds of god-level conversations between the two have been imitated by countless netizens, and those Internet celebrities who have a certain number of fans on the self-media have used these conversations to remake countless versions of short videos.

Under such fermentation, Jiang Mingyan's god-level speeches quickly became the most popular online "mantra".

that night.

There are countless imitators, and the result is that countless male compatriots died suddenly on the spot...

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Although the program group is digging and digging.

But perhaps in order to prevent the participating families from really starving to death, they still prepared two catties of rice, two buckets of noodles and a few basic daily necessities in a very humane manner.

Jiang Mingyan had calculated.

The value of these things packaged together should not exceed twenty yuan. Although it is pitiful, it is better than nothing.

"I'm hungry."

Chen Xiaoran, with sleepy eyes, looked at Jiang Mingyan, and his voice was full of coquettishness: "My husband, I'm hungry."

"I'll make it for you..."

Jiang Mingyan subconsciously wanted to get up to make breakfast, but he immediately came back to his senses the next second. He lay back on the bed again, and imitating Chen Xiaoran's expression, he said pitifully, "I'm hungry too."

Chen Xiaoran looked confused: "..."

"Why are you still staring, are you trying to starve me to death!?"

Chen Xiaoran was stunned: "..."

"When you were chasing me, you were so diligent, but now you're married and won't even cook me breakfast!?"

Chen Xiaoran was stunned: "..."

"You used to take the initiative to make breakfast for me, but now you have changed, you don't have me in your heart, I am not important in your heart now, so just do whatever you want, it doesn't matter if you have me now, then What's the point of being together..."

"You fucking!"

Chen Xiaoran was furious immediately, jumped up and rushed towards the terrified Jiang Mingyan. The following scenes were more or less inappropriate.

Although Chen Xiaoran is a trainer.

He subdued Jiang Mingyan and lay on the bed unable to move.

but!

Jiang Mingyan is not a vegetarian either!

Jiang Mingyan: "Damn it! Chen Xiaoran, don't go too far, let go quickly, do you hear me, or I won't let you go!"

Chen Xiaoran used a golden snake silk wrapping hand!

Jiang Mingyan: "I Tm...... oh oh oh~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ that that that time, my daughter-in-law, I was wrong, let me go, let go first... It's live, watch It's not a good influence...fuck you fuck me... ss...you tell me...I was wrong, I was really wrong..."

Chen Xiaoran: "Know it's wrong?"

Jiang Ming said, "I know I was wrong."

"Humph."

The moment Chen Xiaoran let go and turned around, Jiang Mingyan, who was ready to go, launched a lightning-like sneak attack from his back!

"Der, I'm wrong!" Jiang Mingyan roared again and again, wrapping Chen Xiaoran tightly from behind like an octopus: "You just beat me up just now, right? If you don't hit you for three days, you dare to follow me The house is exposed, right? I really got used to you, and you forgot your position in this family, right? I really think I haven’t practiced it, right? Today I will let you experience me Kung fu..."

Just when Jiang Mingyan was arrogant and domineering... Chen Xiaoran fell over his shoulder!

- Paji!

"Emmm~~~~" Jiang Mingyan blinked and dodged his eyes: "I'm just kidding with you, daughter-in-law..."

"hehe......"

— bang bang bang!

——Bang bang bang!

That picture is extremely cruel!

Even the program group couldn't watch it any longer, and quickly activated the 'emergency plan' - suspending the live broadcast.

Two minutes later, the screen was reopened.

At the same time, the door was also opened...

Jiang Xiaomi looked at the two of them in shock, and after a long pause, she blinked and said, "Er...well...then what, you go on, you go on... Remember to make breakfast after the fight, Your baby girl is starving to death."

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