This Family Made Fun Of All The Merits Of My Previous Life

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It wasn't until 9 o'clock in the morning that Chen Xiaoran got into the kitchen with a face full of reluctance.

In fact, she has never been to the kitchen a few times at all. During these years together, Jiang Mingyan basically cooks—Chen Xiaoran also tried to learn how to cook before. fried...

However, as far as cooking porridge for breakfast, Jiang Mingyan didn't think it would be a big problem.

"I'll go to the toilet first, and you can brush your teeth after I'm done."

Jiang Mingyan occupied the only bathroom domineeringly, but Jiang Xiaomi, who was stopped outside the door, was very unhappy: "Ahh! No, let me brush my teeth first, or it will stink for a while... ..”

"Don't be noisy."

I can't get angry.

Jiang Xiaomi turned off the light in the bathroom with a 'snap'...

"!!! Wait until I come out to see if I don't smoke you!"

"Slightly slightly slightly, who are you scaring!"

In his previous life, Jiang Mingyan was used to getting up in the morning and squatting big, and this habit has been maintained in this life-after he felt refreshed, he began to brush his teeth on his own.

However.

While holding the toothbrush, I accidentally touched Chen Xiaoran's lipstick.

— Whoosh...

- Paji!

That carrot lamp lipstick worth more than 900 yuan was smashed to pieces on the spot!

"Oops!"

Jiang Mingyan naturally knew how much Chen Xiaoran liked this lipstick, so he couldn't help but panic for a while, but he calmed down soon.

Thinking about it.

He carefully pasted the lipstick and put it back in place...

But think about it.

He moved his position slightly, and leaned tightly next to Jiang Xiaomi's mouthwash cup...

After doing all this.

Jiang Mingyan took a deep breath and opened the bathroom door: "Xiaomi, come here and brush your teeth."

"Humph."

Jiang Xiaomi skipped into the bathroom, and as soon as her little hand touched the mouthwash cup, she heard a crisp sound!

— Whoosh...

- Paji!

Jiang Xiaomi: "..."

The little girl stared dumbfounded at the shattered lipstick, she was not feeling well at the time!

And Jiang Mingyan also made a look of astonishment, pointing at him and chattering endlessly: "Oh, you're miserable, you're miserable, you broke your mother's lipstick!"

"I......"

Jiang Xiaomi looked at Jiang Mingyan blankly: "No, Dad... I... I didn't drop it, so I took a mouthwash cup. It broke for some reason. I'm fine, Dad, you saw it."

"Yes, I saw that you dropped it yourself."

Jiang Mingyan blinked: "This is your mother's favorite lipstick, Xiaomi, you are finished today, and dad can't keep you."

Say it.

Jiang Mingyan slipped out of the bathroom with a smirk on his face.

Jiang Xiaomi, who was left with a melancholy face, looked at the shattered lipstick at a loss, lost in thought...

...

——[Why do I think that Xiaomi didn't drop this lipstick? 】

——[It turns out that you are not the only one who thinks so. 】

——[Judging from Brother Jiang's performance just now, I seriously suspect that he dropped the lipstick, but he blamed it on Xiaomi. 】

——[Ah this...]

...

——Crack!

Sudden.

There was a knocking sound from the bathroom.

But soon disappeared again.

Just as Jiang Mingyan was sitting on the sofa with a face full of excitement and was about to watch the show of "Mother's Kindness and Daughter's Filial Piety", Jiang Xiaomi walked out of the bathroom with a proud face.

"Huh?" Jiang Mingyan looked at her in confusion, "Where's the lipstick?"

"Lipstick? What lipstick!" Jiang Xiaomi blinked her big innocent eyes, "Where did you get the lipstick? Dad, what are you talking about? I can't understand it."

"???"

Jiang Mingyan was confused: "No, your broken lipstick..."

"When did I break my lipstick!? I didn't. Don't talk nonsense. If you don't believe me, go and see. Isn't that lipstick placed on the table in good condition?"

Here.

It was Jiang Mingyan's turn to be confused.

He stood up and ran towards the bathroom, and then saw that the lipstick was indeed placed on the washstand, and subconsciously, he reached out to pick it up...

result! ! !

——哗啦啦啦......

This time the lipstick is seriously 'broken' all over the place!

"Damn it!?" Jiang Mingyan was dumbfounded, his mind buzzing: "How did this even break the shell into slag!?"

Before he recovered.

Jiang Xiaomi's exclamation came from the door: "Ah!!! Dad! Why did you smash mom's lipstick!!!"

She yelled so loudly that she almost used all her strength, and every corner of the room echoed her yelling!

"Ah! Mom, your lipstick is broken, oh no, it's broken into scum!!! Come and take a look!!!"

Jiang Mingyan: "!!!"

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——【Puff ha ha ha ha ha! ! Fuck, this daughter is too witty! 】

——【Xiuer! 】

——[Nimma, never expected, hahahahaha...]

——[Awesome! 】

—— [All I can say is, well done. 】

——[Pfft ha ha ha, no way to have a second child, this girl is in serious trouble. 】

——[Laughing to death...]

Chen Xiaoran, who was busy in the kitchen, immediately rushed to the door of the bathroom with a kitchen knife.

When she saw broken lipstick all over the floor...

The whole person was stunned!

In the next second, the kitchen knife radiated a cold light, and there was a murderous intent hidden in her gaze, and even her tone of voice became gloomy.

"Jiang! Ming! Yan!!!"

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