This Family Made Fun Of All The Merits Of My Previous Life

When more than a dozen young and beautiful girls shouted "Hello, teacher" to Chen Dalei and Chen Erlei, the bones of the two old men almost died on the spot!

"My good son-in-law..." Chen Dalei grabbed Jiang Mingyan's hand excitedly: "You want me to die here!"

"???"

"Look, these girls are all so good-looking, and they are wearing... these little skirts, these calves... Ouch, even if I just look at me, I feel that they are Charm me.

..." Jiang Ming said with a blank face: "Can't you hide from the charm?"

Chen Dalei frowned and thought about it carefully, then said solemnly: "You can hide, but it's not necessary!"

aside.

Looking at the scene in front of him, Lao Jiang couldn't help swallowing his saliva.

"Son..." He looked at Jiang Mingyan and blinked and said, "Actually, I can also dance..."

"My mother will kill you."

"Don't tell me she doesn't know."

"Father, look what that is," Jiang Mingyan pointed to the photographer, "here, do you see that thing?"

Lao Jiang frowned: "It's a person!"

"???" Jiang Mingyan's forehead was full of question marks: "No, who told you to watch people, he carried it on his shoulders!"

Lao Jiang frowned: "I don't know!"

"Cooperating with dad, you just want to die?"

Lao Jiang said coldly: "If you die under the peony flower, you can be a ghost!"

[Fuck, this old man is a bit cultured. 】

[(covers face) You can hide but it's not necessary, the old man is quite good at talking]

[But there is one thing to say, the girls in this dance team are also really beautiful. To be honest, I am also very excited. 】

【Just say which one is not beautiful! The ones in the band, and the ones dancing, each of them is beyond my imagination...】

【(Covering mouth and crying) I suddenly want to quit my job and go to Brother Jiang's place to try my luck, even if it's good to follow behind. 】

have to say.

Lao Jiang's suona can indeed be played-not only well, but also impeccable in terms of technique.

Jiang Mingyan only played the melody once with the piano, but he actually remembered it, and immediately reproduced it perfectly with the suona.

This surprised Jiang Mingyan.

The key is.

He suddenly realized that his old man was not very handsome when he played the suona again.

The kind of self-confidence and charm that radiate from the inside to the outside, he had only seen before when Lao Jiang was making pancakes

It can be seen from this.

Once a man shows extremely strong self-confidence, there are generally only two situations.

Or you are doing a very familiar and technical thing.

Or there is a beautiful woman in front of you.

especially a bunch of beauties

On the other side, the girls who were dancing were indeed attracted by Lao Jiang's suona - so they would look in Lao Jiang's direction curiously at every turn.

This caused Chen Dalei to be very angry.

"Be serious, be serious, be serious," Chen Dalei said cursingly, "What's so good about a bad old man playing suona, who's the biggest girl?"

That's right, it's you, your actions are wrong..."

Lao Jiang - Tick Tock Tick Tock

"!!!" Chen Dalei: "Look at this side, look at this side, look at me, look at me, don't look at him!"

Lao Jiang' da da tick tock...

"!!!" Chen Dalei: "Lao Jiang! Can you stop bragging!"

Lao Jiang was very unconvinced: "Why, what's wrong with me playing a suona?"

"You disturb my army!"

"That's my charm."

"Is there a fight?"

"Have the ability to fight!"

Jiang Mingyan was quite helpless. He suddenly felt that it was a wrong idea to gather this group of people together for rehearsal.

But the live broadcast room was overjoyed.

【Hahahaha! Jealousy!】

[Fight and fight. 】

[(Laughing and crying) Lao Jiang obviously can't beat him, so he proposed Wendou, hahahahahaha...]

【(Funny) There are so many girls watching, what about Wendou, you must fight by force, fighting is one thing, not daring to fight is another!】

[Suddenly found that the second uncle is more serious. 】

【(Cover face) He is serious Der! Look what he is doing...】

on screen.

Chen Erlei is guiding a beautiful little girl with his hands.

"Girl, your palmistry is very good. Look, this is the life line, this is the career line, and this is the love line. Originally, your love line is quite short, which means that your relationship is not going well, but it doesn't matter. Today you Met me, this line I have to fix it for you no matter what

Girl: "Uh... can the teacher let go.

"What!? Need to see the other hand? Okay okay..."

Jiang Mingyan was silent for a long time, and finally dialed the phone: "Hey, mother-in-law, why don't you come over too, or I'm afraid that my father-in-law and second uncle will die here sooner or later...how did they die? Of course You beat me to death!"

Lao Jiang just heard him on the phone.

Immediately gave a thumbs up, his face full of excitement: "Son! Well done! Hahahaha..."

Ten seconds later.

Jiang Ming said, "Mom, come here too."

Lao Jiang: "...Son, I insisted on giving birth to you back then... No matter what, I saved your life!!!"

soon.

This is the work that Jiang Mingyan worked on during the jealous stage was born.

But unfortunately.

The fans in the live broadcast room still couldn't hear it - but they could see the rehearsal dance... To be precise, it should be "martial dance"

After all, this dance was created by Chen Dalei and Chen Erlei.

therefore.

Countless fans are skeptical.

Does Jiang Mingyan's composition have anything to do with martial arts...

And the other side.

The stage on the deep blue square has already taken shape—a huge stage stands in the middle of the square, surrounded by aluminum frame pillars for hanging lights.

"Brand promotional products" of various shapes have also begun to enter the market one after another.

for a while.

The entire Deep Blue Plaza was busy from morning till night.

And the surrounding hotels also quickly re-adjusted the check-in price: since a few days ago, there have been calls to book hotels.

And these hotel booking calls are endless.

However, in just a few days, the dozen or so hotels around the Deep Blue Plaza have all been fully booked!

It can be seen from this.

Jiang Mingyan's current fans are no different from ordinary celebrities.

Another two days passed in the blink of an eye.

The night sky was full of stars——and Jiang Mingyan's family stood on the dark blue square, looking at the stage that had been fully set up.

at this time.

All the surrounding lights have been turned on.

The colorful neon instantly embellishes the stars in the night sky into paintings.

As Ma Xiaoli said before.

The overall shape of the stage uses "Chanel" products, and the brand content of Master Cola is added to the sound and lighting.

Including the on-site aluminum frame pillars, all the things of the brand owner have been added.

These ideas.

It made those brand owners who rushed to the site to inspect it feel unbelievable, they kept giving thumbs up and praised constantly.

Ma Xiaoli folded her arms proudly, raised her brows and looked at Jiang Mingyan: "How is it? Are you satisfied?"

"Of course I am satisfied," Jiang Mingyan nodded, "To be honest, I have never been on such a big stage in my life.

Really big.

According to Jiang Mingyan's visual inspection, the stage in front of him is estimated to be seven or eight meters deep, and at least twenty meters wide!

Not only that.

There is also a rectangular terrace directly in front of the stage.

In the middle part of the stage, there is even a lifting platform built with LED screens. Every time it rises up, different images will flash, and self-service firework props are installed around it. Amazing!

All in all.

It was all arranged by Ma Xiaoli.

This also made Jiang Mingyan more sure of what he thought in his heart - if he starts a company in the future, even if it is kidnapping! Ma Xiaoli must be kidnapped!

aside.

Jiang Xiaomi ran around excitedly.

Everything here is interesting for children, especially the sound equipment that looks exactly like Coke.

"Dad!"

Jiang Xiaomi yelled, "Take a picture of me quickly.

"Success," Jiang Mingyan immediately took out his phone, and then smiled: "Come on, come on, get ready, three, two,

Jiang Xiaomi raised her scissors hands and said with a sweet smile, "Eggplant!!!"

Click!

The moment the photo was taken, Jiang Xiaomi rushed over, wanting to see if Jiang Mingyan took her well.

But when she saw the phone screen.

The three question marks popping up on the forehead can almost be seen with the naked eye...

The little girl raised her head and looked at Jiang Mingyan with a blank face, she was stunned for a long time before she blinked and asked, "Dad, you didn't call three two one just now for me, but for yourself .”

"Yes, otherwise."

...that's why you take selfies?"

"Dad, how much money did you pay to send me? Just tell me, I can bear it!"

"Ha ha ha ha..."

Jiang Mingyan was overjoyed.

Check out the site.

All the work before the show has basically been completed.

Originally, the family of three planned to go back by car.

But Chen Xiaoran suddenly proposed that he wanted to walk. Although Jiang Mingyan was a little reluctant, he still bit the bullet and followed.

Who knows.

This time, I actually encountered a surprise......

It was a small animal lying in the middle of the road and screaming.

Jiang Xiaomi exclaimed at that time: "...acridine! Mom, look quickly, there is a kitten by mistake!"

Chen Xiaoran also stepped forward curiously: "That's true!"

"..." Jiang Mingyan was puzzled for a long time before he frowned and said, "You two, as long as you two are not blind, you should be able to tell that this is a dog, okay?

Mother and daughter: "

The puppy doesn't look very big, just a little bigger than the palm of an adult.

It is estimated that it was not long after birth.

But I don't know where it has been before, and it was all dirty at this time, and then it curled up like this, making a 'woo woo woo' cry.

"It's so pitiful." Jiang Xiaomi looked at Jiang Mingyan: "Dad, let's pick it up and raise it."

"Okay,"

Jiang Mingyan smiled: "Anyway, raising this fun

Meaning I have experience.

Jiang Xiaomi blinked curiously: "Dad, you used to have a dog."

"No."

"Then where did you get your experience?"

"Although I have never raised a dog, I have raised you, and I have raised you for seven or eight years," Jiang Mingyan said with a serious face, "I reckon that the raising of this little thing should be no different from raising you.

Jiang Xiaomi: "???"

【Hahahaha! Be a human being!】

【Jiang Xiaomi: One thing to say, you are more dog than this puppy! (tears)】

[A few years later, if Jiang Xiaomi chooses to extubate, I can personally testify for her in court. (covering mouth and crying)]

Anyway.

It is not an option to let a poor puppy on the road full of danger after all, but seeing Jiang Xiaomi likes it so much, Jiang Mingyan made a decisive decision: Take it home!

Of course, he also has the condition

"First of all, you have to be responsible for bathing it. After all, since you choose to raise it, you have the responsibility to take care of it. Just like me and your mother, if you choose to give birth to you, you have to raise you.

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"Secondly, you have to teach it, for example (Wang Qian's) talking about going to the toilet, for example, after all, your mother and I have also taught you."

"In the end, you have to feed it. After all, your mother and I have also fed you..."

Jiang Xiaomi fell into silence, and after a long time she said resentfully, "Dad, can you just use me as an example without giving any reason, otherwise I always feel like we are siblings."

Jiang Mingyan blinked: "Don't talk nonsense, how can you be its sister, but seriously, this is a male dog, give it a name."

Jiang Xiaomi thought for a while: "Xiao Huang!"

Chen Xiaoran thought for a while: "Rhubarb!"

Jiang Mingyan shook his head: "No, this name is too popular, there are little yellow and rhubarb everywhere, I think it needs to be named differently, I mean, that's it

A more connotative one. "

The mother and son looked at each other: "Then you come and get it.

Jiang Mingyan thought for a while: "Then call it Zhigang!"

Chen Xiaoran was furious: "!! The one you started is all over the street!!!"

"Impossible," Jiang Mingyan waved his hand, full of confidence: "Absolutely impossible! Few people in the world can come up with such a luxurious and classy name!!!"

【...how should I put it, Emmm...my name is Zhigang. Valley】

【(tears) I beg you, can you change its name... Zhigang, my name is Zhigang too!】

【(cover mouth and cry) My classmate is Zhigang...】

【My dad just saw this video, and he was so angry that he wanted to fight with Brother Jiang, because his name is also Zhigang...】

[Fuck! Are there so many people named Zhigang...]

【Hahahahaha!!! I laughed so hard, my ex-boyfriend is called Zhigang, this name is so good hahahaha. 】

【Fortunately, my name is Zhiqiang...】

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