This Family Made Fun Of All The Merits Of My Previous Life

to be frank.

Jiang Xiaomi was gnashing her teeth angrily now, she just watched Jiang Mingyan standing seven or eight meters away from her laughing miserably, but there was nothing she could do!

And Chen Xiaoran was standing next to Jiang Mingyan at this time.

Spreading his hands helplessly, he pointed at Jiang Mingyan - the meaning is very clear, this is all done by your father, it has nothing to do with me!

But the way she held back her smile really made Jiang Xiaomi very suspicious...

But anyway.

Now that he is on stage, not only is he on stage, even the band has already started playing, even if Jiang Xiaobai has ten thousand reluctances in his heart, he can only bite the bullet and finish the song first...

But there is a bright side to everything.

Although the appearance of the Mv shocked Jiang Xiaomi, but after this battle, her previous nervousness disappeared instead.

Just at the moment when the music sounded.

Chen Xiaoran's already recorded voice came from the stereo...

--Is anyone here...

Jiang Xiaomi was taken aback, and then immediately connected: "They have something to go out, what trouble do you have, Wanshiwu Kagura is here to serve you, Alu."

have to say.

Jiang Xiaomi's innate loli voice was brought into full play at this time!

That cute and playful tone doesn't need any pretense, and it doesn't sound uncomfortable in any way.

certainly.

This is also due to her good looks...

After all, whether it is his father or her mother, their looks are very capable, and the combination of the two makes Jiang Xiaomi an excellent beauty from birth!

only.

While she was singing, a strange scene appeared on the MV...

"Fuck! Is this the army..."

"??? They have something to go out, referring to the tens of thousands of troops driving tanks to the battlefield!?"

...Good guy! Tanks, armored vehicles, army, warships, 26 fighter jets... What do the lyrics want to express!?"

Indeed.

Jiang Mingyan changed the MV from the original "cute girl" to military in a very "dark belly"—and the editing of each frame echoed the lyrics.

And with the continuous progress of the music, the content shown in the Mv even surprised all the audience!

After the timbre of the electric guitar is integrated, the rhythm of the whole song is immediately revealed.

And Chen Xiaoran's voice also appeared along with the electric guitar, and a slightly aggrieved tone aroused the appreciation of the audience.

——As an SSR, I am too humble to be told to click and give away. How can I make me more attractive and popular?

Jiang Xiaomi was also in the mood.

This made her performance more fluent, and the little girl held the microphone and said solemnly: "No problem, Alu, leave it all to me!"

next second.

The rhythm of the music was finally on the right track, and when the drum beat fell, Jiang Xiaomi finally showed how much she could control the rhythm!

—Study the first lesson of Mengmei’s teaching carefully, please remember all the words I said below~~

Hurry up! Take out your notebook, I want to reveal the secret, wait for you to know it well, and then thank me~~

This mouth.

The audience in the entire live broadcast room started swiping their screens one after another.

【Amazing! It’s still rapping!】

【Xiaomi is amazing. 】

【Why are other people's daughters so powerful?】

[(Cover mouth and cry) Nonsense, her father is amazing. 】

【so cute!!!】

【I have pressed my daughter's head in front of the screen, but she refuses to say that she can rap!】

【(Thumbs up) awesome, this rap rhythm is better than mine!】

Jiang Xiaomi's talent is indeed very good.

Jiang Mingyan and Chen Xiaoran discovered this when they were young, so they began to let her learn piano—of course, this is what Jiang Xiaomi wanted to learn.

Jiang Mingyan never liked to force children to do things he didn't like.

His educational philosophy is actually quite simple.

Let the child develop his own behavior - as long as she doesn't do anything illegal or moral, Jiang Mingyan thinks other things are acceptable. Compared with Jiang Xiaomi's unfulfilled achievements, she cares more about Jiang Xiaomi's ability to have a Happy and carefree childhood.

After all, it's really troublesome when you grow up.

This moment.

Standing under the stage, Jiang Mingyan had a fatherly smile on his face, even though he was a little dark towards Jiang Xiaomi.

But I have to admit that.

From the moment Jiang Xiaomi was born, he knew that his whole life would be planted on the bodies of Chen Xiaoran and Jiang Xiaomi!

- First of all, you must be polite when you meet others, and use a fireball as a welcome salute~~

Mv: Cruise missiles, all arrows!

——After defeating the enemy, you have to say, I'm sorry, and your teammates will be handed over to me to deal with~~~

Mv: Clean up the battlefield and lock up the prisoners!

"Hahahaha... Her mother and Mv are so troublesome!"

"Such a cute little girl, with such a cute voice, and such a cute song, to be paired with this kind of MV, what kind of genius came up with it!"

"Good guy, I'm so stupid to watch this MV!"

"Hahahahahahaha .. ... I ca n’t laugh, use cruise missiles as a welcome artillery, right?”

"Does sorry mean the same as: go all the way???"

Jiang Xiaomi was taken aback by the audience's reaction.

do not know why.

She saw a lot of audience laughing, this situation prompted her to subconsciously look back at the MV, and then fell into self-doubt.

After all, those planes and cannons are too unfamiliar to a little girl

- If a cute girl can be cute, she must have a cute ending sound, just like this, Alu, it’s okay, don’t be discouraged~~~

Mv: Fighter sonic boom screen!

-Don't use force to fight, it hurts too much, just eat them all and say, I'm moving~~~

My: A nuclear bomb explodes, annihilating everything!

Backstage.

Ma Xiaoli had already started laughing on the table.

"I can't take it anymore, hahahaha...."

The other staff members were also very happy at this time: "This MV is so awesome, you can say it doesn't work, hey, the picture and the lyrics are in sync, you can say it works, military and loli"

"Brother Jiang is a ruthless person!"

"To tell you the truth, I think Xiaomi's singing is really good. With her kind, ordinary people can't control it at all."

"That's true," Ma Xiaoli was experienced after all, she put away her smiling face and calmed down, then nodded and said, "Jiang Mingyan deliberately tailored this song for Jiang Xiaomi, so no one else can sing it except her. "

then.

She squinted her eyes and muttered: "I always feel that this family has superstar potential..."

on the stage.

As the rhythm of the music continued to intensify, Jiang Xiaomi became more and more relaxed.

But Jiang Mingyan felt that she was probably starting to 'play badly', because it was difficult to deliberately produce the laziness and casualness in the tone.

However.

In this way, Jiang Mingyan felt that the song sounded even better...

Let's be cute girls! Cute girls! Cute girls!

—Just follow me and do better~~

—Cute girl! Cute girl! Cute girl! Cute girl!

— Just follow me, and the feelings will be more enthusiastic~

– cute girl! cute girl! cute girl! cute girl!

I am the most special, this is not an illusion~~

The chorus comes out.

The scene suddenly exploded...

on screen.

Fighter planes, cruise missiles, Dongfeng Express, rockets, Miss Qiu, aircraft carriers, tanks, armored vehicles, police cars...

These military facilities are displayed one by one.

The most outrageous thing is!

Jiang Mingyan also added 'cute pink cheeks' to this heavy weapon!

look.

It seems that these heavy military weapons are starting to be shy...

【Off the scale! (Stunned)】

【Fuck! I'm not here to listen to music, I'm here to gain knowledge...】

[(tears) This is not Lolita singing, this is the latest military propaganda video song of our Dragon Kingdom! 】

【(covers mouth and cries) These 'cute girls' are a bit 'explosive'!]

【Miss Qiu is the cutest, don't accept rebuttals!】

【Dongfeng Express: Where did you put me?】

【(Laughing and crying) Who the hell cut this MV!! Quickly add chicken legs to him, add two more!】

【Fighter: Yesterday I was a grandpa, but today I am a cute girl. 】

【Xiaomi is singing the sweetest song and fighting the most generous fight!】

【(Cover face) King Kong Lolita...】

We are simply representatives of cute girls~~

—Let's be, cute girl! Cute girl! Cute girl! Cute girl!

——Just learn from me and do better~~

This moment.

When Jiang Xiaomi sang the chorus again, nearly 10,000 people at the scene followed and shouted loudly, 'Cute girl! Cute girl! Cute girl!'

The momentum is like a rainbow, which is frightening.

Such a cute girl, because I have never seen it in my life...

In particular, there was an old man in his sixties or seventies in the crowd, who followed behind with a cane and yelled loudly: "Fuck! This cute girl, this is too cruel..."

Jiang Mingyan and Chen Xiaoran were also very happy at this time.

After all, the effect of Jiang Xiaomi's debut was simply explosive—from this point of view, Jiang Xiaomi's live performance even surpassed the song they sang together before.

In the live broadcast room.

It's even more outrageous now....

Although Jiang Xiaomi has always been very cute, from the beginning to the end, most of the people came for Jiang Mingyan.

Can start now.

different...

Incalculable numbers of netizens temporarily changed their names one after another.

They added the word [Mengmei] in front of their names, and then this behavior was like some kind of infectious disease, which spread rapidly [finally the whole live broadcast room became a family

A group of netizens who don't know men, 703, women, young and old stared at the title of "Cute Girl" and began to dance wildly on the bullet screen...

It's just off the charts!

Ma Xiaoli stared greedily at the screen as if she had discovered a great treasure...

He kept muttering in his mouth: "If she can be signed...if she can be signed... a child star! She will become the most popular super child star in history!

The song is over.

Jiang Xiaomi showed a sweet smile, and then said thank you.

immediately.

The audience exploded.....

Everyone was screaming hysterically.

I don't know who took the lead.

Then the audience shouted—"Xiaomi! Mengmei! Xiaomi! Mengmei!"

that voice.

deafening.

Jiang Mingyan couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "This is even more explosive than the two of us just now."

"Yeah," Chen Xiaoran nodded in surprise, "It seems that when we get old, we shouldn't have to worry that Xiaomi won't be able to support us."

"Daughter-in-law, what you said is very reasonable. We can let Xiaomi shoot commercials, accept endorsements, make movies, perform concerts to earn money, and then let her honor her parents, wow!!! You can have money without working, I am so happy," Jiang Mingyan almost fell into fantasy: "The investment of seven or eight years has finally paid off..."

It was three minutes until Jiang Xiaomi stepped down.

There were still people shouting her name.

And the host standing on the stage couldn't laugh or cry, and could only wait for everyone to get tired of shouting before continuing to host the next program content.

Backstage.

Jiang Xiaomi was full of excitement, and rushed towards Jiang Mingyan.

"Dad!"

Jiang Xiaomi bit Jiang Mingyan's shoulder: "Oh...why... cheated on me..."

"Trick others for fear of being beaten."

"???" Jiang Xiaomi tilted her head, her face full of question marks: "Is there such a father as you, and the cute and cute MV that was promised, why did it all turn into airplanes and cannons, it scared me to death.

"Airplanes and cannons can be cute too," Jiang Mingyan said solemnly, "Didn't you see that I added special effects to those airplanes and cannons?"

Jiang Xiaomi: ...you mean the Pink Cheeks?"

"Isn't it enough? Not enough, I'll put on a skirt or something next time!"

Jiang Xiaomi: "...

Although a little angry, the result of receiving the goods was good.

Although Jiang Xiaomi is not very old, she is not stupid --- the audience's reaction greatly satisfied the little girl's inner vanity, and she was about to explode with joy at this moment. .