This Family Made Fun Of All The Merits Of My Previous Life

In fact, Jiang Mingyan felt that he was already an adult, so when facing the entertainment facilities for children in the playground, he should maintain the maturity and calmness that an adult should have.

So when Jiang Xiaomi excitedly pulled Jiang Mingyan to go on a roller coaster, Jiang Mingyan waved his hand very calmly: "I won't go to the children's playthings. I'll let your mother accompany you."

Jiang Xiaomi looked at Chen Xiaoran.

The latter couldn't help being shocked, and then said: "I won't go to the children's playthings, I have to go to your own doctor.

"???"

Jiang Xiaomi was furious immediately: "We agreed to come and play with me, but in the end you two didn't play, so you two have fun making fun of the children together."

The couple looked at each other.

Jiang Mingyan pouted and said, "You are her mother, why don't you play with her?"

"You are his father, why don't you go."

"I am afraid."

"I'm afraid too."

Seeing that the other children were going to play with their parents, Jiang Mingyan finally gritted his teeth and said, "How about we two, rock-paper-scissors, whoever loses will take Xiaomi to play?"

Chen Xiaoran thought for a while: "Okay, no problem, one game will determine the outcome!"

next second.

With wary eyes, the two said in unison: "Rock, paper, scissors!!!"

..." Chen Xiaoran blinked: "Otherwise, two wins out of three." "

"I reject!"

Jiang Xiaomi at the side fell into deep thought: "Why do I feel like I am an unwanted child, even if you ride a roller coaster, you two have to rely on finger-guessing to decide who will accompany me, or else, let's go back in the afternoon You can send me to the orphanage."

"Then how can I do that?" Jiang Mingyan looked at her dotingly: "You are my only child, how could I be willing to send you to the orphanage? Just wait, when I have a second child, I I'll take you there again."

Jiang Xiaomi: "!!!"

Seeing the two of them stepping on the roller coaster, Jiang Mingyan went to buy two ice creams with a happy face, one for himself and one for the photographer.

Sudden.

The photographer's eyes flashed, and he shouted excitedly: "Brother! Look quickly, there are good things....

"what's that?"

Follow the photographer's gaze.

Jiang Mingyan immediately became excited: "Fuck, is that the legendary water breakthrough! I've only seen this thing on TV before, and it's the first time I've seen it in real life. Let me tell you, I always think that we should pay more attention to this kind of sports related things, let's go and see..."

The photographer rolled his eyes: "Brother, are you concerned about sports, I'm too embarrassed to expose you.

"It doesn't matter," Jiang Mingyan waved his hand, and hurriedly ran over and said, "Your thinking is dirty 490. I admit that those beauties who fell into the water are really interesting, but that's just for ordinary men. That's all, can I think the same as those vulgar men? What I care about is the physical problems of modern young women."

Say it.

Jiang Mingyan shook his head regretfully: "I thought you understood me, but now it seems that I was wrong, you actually put me in a bunch with those stinky men, to be honest, you made me very Disappointed!"

The photographer exclaimed: "A beauty fell into the water, wearing a white shadow!"

Jiang Mingyan's eyes widened: "Where is it! Where is it? Where is it, why didn't I see..."

The photographer looked at him, expressionless.

Jiang Mingyan was silent for a while, and scolded: "A liar gave birth to a son without an ass hole!"

———Water challenges to break through.

This is indeed a very interesting water project - the staff will install various challenge roadblocks on the water surface, and the participants need to break through the roadblocks within a limited time to count as a successful challenge, but in fact, 100% Ninety-nine of the challengers were shot down into the water by those obstacles or roadblocks.

And the vast majority of participants in this challenge are women...

In this hot summer.

Such "challenging gameplay" is undoubtedly an excellent marketing method for the playground - it not only enriches the interaction between the playground and tourists, but also adds a lot of beautiful scenery to the playground that attracts national attention.

Jiang Mingyan and the photographer just leaned happily on the outer railing, discussing technical issues endlessly.

"Look, for the girl who fell into the water just now, she obviously fell into the water because of her wrong method. For this kind of thing, you need to pay attention to skills..."

The photographer blinked: "You know how to look?"

"It's obvious, it's the same as driving," Jiang Mingyan said solemnly: "It's like driving a car. When you first start, you will feel a sense of error, so you have to put it in first gear at this time. Slow down, let the engine rub for a while, wait until the feeling of stuttering is gone, and it will be smooth at this time, then you can start to shift to the second gear and "speed up a little."

"And then in the second and third gears, you have to drive for a little longer, and you must not directly mention the fifth gear. Not only that, but also you have to step on the brakes properly."

"When you notice that the car suddenly starts shaking, hey, you should pay attention."

The photographer blinked: "Pay attention to what?"

"At that time, you can directly shift from the third gear to the fifth gear, start to accelerate, and last for three to five minutes, and then apply a sudden brake. At this time, you will find that the performance of this car has been run-in. At its best, (cgef) might even have a bump, but that's not a bad thing, it's the final stretch!"

"do you understand?"

Jiang Mingyan said seriously: "This challenge on the water is actually in this order. They sprint with all their strength at the beginning, which will lead to a huge exhaustion of physical strength, and they will not be able to keep up later. It is necessary to use different speeds at the right time to complete it perfectly." Pass!"

In the live broadcast room, bullet screens appeared everywhere.

【(covering mouth and crying) I have already written it down...】

【Understood! This wave is the Teaching Bureau!】

【???Really???】

【I seem to understand, but I'm not sure... Can anyone explain it to me? (Crying while covering mouth)】

【...There seems to be something wrong with this driving skill. (nosebleed)】

[(covers face) You better really be talking about shifting gears. 】

【Damn, what to do if I can't stop】

[(covering face) It didn't say how long the 123 gear was on. 】

【(Tears) What should I do if the fire stops after the first gear?】

【I feel like this wheel is running over my face】

【Holy shit! Awesome, if I fail tomorrow in Section 3, I will come to trouble you...】

[(Cover mouth and cry) The driving school teacher doesn't seem to teach me that way. 】

[Upstairs, you don't understand, the driving school teacher taught you that you can only drive for a while, but he can drive for a lifetime. (dog head)

A very detailed strategy speech down.

The photographer was lost in thought at the time, and after a long time, he immediately took out his mobile phone: "Brother... big brother... tell me again, especially the knowledge essentials in detail, I will write it down..."

At this time.

Chen Xiaoran's voice came from behind.

"I've been looking for you for a long time, what are you doing here.

"It's nothing," the photographer swallowed, "my brother is teaching me how to drive."

"Driving?" Chen Xiaoran looked puzzled: "What kind of car?"

Jiang Mingyan blinked: ...it's nothing, just discussing how to challenge this water level game. "

at this time.

Chen Xiaoran just noticed that another beautiful girl fell into the water.

when she got up.

There is momentum all over the body, and the curves of the whole person are vividly displayed... So Chen Xiaoran squinted and stared at Jiang Mingyan: "Are you really discussing the issue of passing the test?

"Of course, you still don't believe me," Jiang Mingyan immediately drooped Chen Xiaoran's shoulders: "Daughter-in-law, don't you think I'm just like those stinky men who come to see girls? Then you underestimate me too much, I Like that vulgar person?"

"hehe……"

"Dad!" Jiang Xiaomi's voice suddenly sounded: "Another little sister fell into the water......"

"Really!? Let me take a look, I will analyze the reason why she fell into the water..."

finally.

Under Chen Xiaoran's 'glaring eyes', Jiang Mingyan could only shrink his neck and lead Jiang Xiaomi to leave the scene of breaking through the water level: "Let's go, let's go, we agreed to play with Xiaomi today. There are so many people, what do you want?" Save face."

The playground in Linhai City is indeed very good.

Basically, there are all kinds of entertainment items you can think of - roller coaster, big pendulum, rapids, jumping machine, Ferris wheel

These various things immediately attracted Jiang Xiaomi.

In fact, Jiang Mingyan took Jiang Xiaomi to an amusement park before, but their home was only in a small third- and fourth-tier city after all. The equipment in the amusement park was old and the content was extremely scarce, which was nothing like the current one. on a par.

Therefore, Jiang Xiaomi basically maintained an extremely excited state all the time.

"Dad!!!"

Jiang Xiaomi pointed to the front and shouted, "Look, there are many people over there."

"Go and have a look."

When I took a closer look, I found that this group of people surrounded a father and daughter, and there was a display stand next to the father and daughter, and the display stand said yes.

【Magic Challenge】

Any visitor is free to play, and if they get full applause and the approval of the on-site staff, they can randomly draw a reward from the 'treasure box'.

That is obviously something for the father.

There was a table in front of him, on which was a colorful tablecloth, and on the tablecloth were also placed objects and props such as vases and glass bottles that had collapsed.

The father held out his hands, then signaled to the audience that his hands were empty, and snapped his fingers.

I saw that the vase that was originally placed on the table flew up out of thin air... This scene immediately attracted thunderous applause from the surrounding tourists.

The staff at the scene also recognized his performance.

Under the guidance of the staff, they came to a boxy 'treasure box' and drew a card from it.

"Congratulations, this gentleman has won the free hot air balloon project experience card provided by our playground. You can take this card and go to the hot air balloon project with your children at any time to take a free hot air balloon ride and feel the condescending scenery Oh.

Although the tickets for the amusement park are labeled as 'All-round Play'.

But in fact, there are still many entertainment items that need to be charged separately—such as hot air balloons, helicopters, speedboats, etc., and the prices are not cheap.

See this scene.

Jiang Xiaomi was immediately envious, she pulled Jiang Mingyan's finger and said, "Dad, her father is so good, he can do magic tricks."

"???"

How could Jiang Mingyan bear his own daughter praising someone else's father? It was unbearable, so he immediately raised his eyebrows and said:

Just this? Me too.

"Ah?" Jiang Xiaomi glanced at him: "Dad, we've known each other for so many years, besides, there are so many people in this place, don't pretend, it would be bad if you turn around and embarrass yourself."

"...Are you doubting your own father!?"

Jiang Mingyan looked at Chen Xiaoran: "Did you see that your daughter is suspicious of your husband!"

"Ang," Chen Xiaoran also blinked, "I heard, I haven't heard of you playing this game all these years.

"So you don't believe me either?" Chen Xiaoran thought for a while: "Since you said it so seriously, how about I believe it?"

"hehe.…"

The desire to win and lose as a man was completely aroused at this moment, Jiang Mingyan said to the staff: "Come on, come on, I will also perform for everyone to add to the fun."

Seeing Jiang Mingyan stand up, the audience immediately began to watch with great interest.

The staff asked: "Do I need to prepare any props?"

"No need," Jiang Mingyan circled the table a few times, and soon had an idea: "Then I'll show off a little."

I saw him find the right angle.

Then both hands grabbed the two corners of the colorful tablecloth...

immediately.

The people around immediately booed.

"Hey, I know this. Pull out the tablecloth hard, but the things on the table are not right. You are not a magic trick. If you stretch it to death, it is acrobatics."

"Hahahaha, buddy, you can't do this."

"Change your job, this one won't work, I can do this."

"Brother, stop making trouble."

Although Jiang Xiaomi didn't really believe that Jiang Mingyan could perform magic tricks, but seeing someone start harassing her father, the little girl straightened her chest and shouted, "What are you yelling about?

Didn't you see my dad performing? What are you talking about, don't interrupt. "

Jiang Mingyan immediately blinked at her.

As for what the people around him said, he didn't bother to pay attention to it at all———The chick knows what Honghu wants to do!

Jiang Mingyan took a deep breath.

Then...

suddenly...

-!!!

immediately.

Everyone at the scene was stunned!

——Because he pulled out the table...  

"Fuck!?"

The man who claimed to be able to do it before was dumbfounded at this moment. He stared dumbfounded at the loss of the table but the tablecloth and the bottles and jars on the tablecloth were still as stable as ever.

Mountain’ picture, the whole person is sluggish in place.

"??? Awesome, what the hell!!!"

"Good guy, I thought it was the tablecloth, but I didn't expect him to directly pick the table!?"

"...Pfft!!!"

There was even a foreign tourist who was drinking water and sprayed out at that time: "Fuck! Why do you Long people always play cards out of common sense!"

In the live broadcast room.

The bullet screen was even more ebullient.

【Hahahaha!! Who would have thought of this Tm!】

[(Covering mouth and crying) The tablecloth didn't even react. 】

[Hahahahaha... The table and the tablecloth are all dumbfounded, laughing to death. 】

【I'm stunned! (Shocked)】

【(Cover mouth and cry) I also thought he was going to pull the tablecloth...】

【Awesome!】

[I thought of countless possibilities, but I never thought that he would pull out the table directly. (laughing and crying)

[(covers face) It's true, I didn't expect it, it's far from the spectrum. 】

【Don't say I didn't think of it, even the tablecloth and the table! (laughing and crying)】

【Table: Ah? What happened!? (Black question mark face)】

【How can you post pictures upstairs?】

This moment.

The eyeballs of Chen Xiaoran and Jiang Xiaomi almost didn't fall off. The mother and daughter peeped at each other, and then bent over to look under the tablecloth in astonishment.

"Is there something down here?"

Chen Xiaoran even scanned it with his hands, and then exclaimed in disbelief: "There's nothing, I can't, husband, how did you do it?"

Jiang Xiaomi was also quite surprised at this time, she scratched her little head and couldn't figure it out: "Dad, this...what is the reason for this?"

Jiang Mingyan was very proud at this time: "How can I say it, you just say that your own father is not good enough, and it will be over."

Jiang Xiaomi gave a thumbs up: "My dad is awesome!"

The foreigner from before was full of confusion at this moment. He circled the tablecloth back and forth several times, muttering in his mouth: "Impossible...it shouldn't be...you

What the hell is going on with the people of the Dragon Kingdom, how come Newton’s coffin has never been held down in your Dragon Kingdom!?”.