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Chapter 830 I just want to give you a little more warmth
After breakfast, Lin Cheng threw away his bowls and chopsticks and sat on the mat on the floor to play with his mobile phone.
It is very pleasant to sit on the mat and eat salted fish with the floor heating turned on in winter.
"Hey! Go wash the dishes yourself."
"You can help me wash it."
"You're so outrageous. You don't even wash your own dishes."
Xiao Tong kept complaining, but she still took Lin Cheng's bowl and went to the kitchen to clean it.
Lin Cheng chuckled. Apart from being tough-tongued and trying to antagonize him, everything else about his little wife was good.
Holding the phone in hand, Lin Cheng first watched Miss Zhixiu's latest video, and Lin Cheng clicked his tongue in admiration.
The young lady is really dedicated. She worked really hard to shoot a commercial wearing a short skirt and ultra-thin stockings in the middle of winter.
The young lady has really sacrificed too much for us old perverts. How could Lin Cheng be stingy with a like?
But soon, when he saw his teammates' social accounts, Lin Cheng became uneasy.
That guy Han Wanghao actually posted the video of Lin Cheng being drunk last night on Instagram, attracting countless onlookers.
Lin Cheng vaguely remembered that he almost jumped off the building when he was drunk, and there were many details in Peanut's video that Lin Cheng had no memory of.
In the video, Lin Cheng went crazy and jumped off the building, which was just the appetizer.
From being controlled by his teammates to settling down to complaining to Han Shuyan, Lin Cheng actually woke up and struggled with it many times.
When Lin Cheng woke up for the first time, he jumped on the table, pointed at his teammates with a red face and yelled:
"You bunch of traitors actually want to murder the lonely king. I'm going to pull you all out and chop them down."
Mr. Dai tried to pull Lin Cheng off the table, but Lin Cheng hugged Mr. Dai and cried.
"Old Dai! You still have a conscience. You are the only one who still wants to protect me from King Qin."
"If you help me defeat these rebels, I will make you the eldest prince! The little kitten at the entrance of the base will be the second prince. Together, we, father and son, will be invincible."
Except for Mr. Dai, whose face turned black, a group of teammates were laughing crazy beside him.
Little Peanut said: "The cat at the base is female and cannot be a prince."
"Then make her a princess."
Lin Cheng pointed at him with a proud look on his face and said: "You! It's you! You will be the second prince, don't say that your father won't take care of you."
Little Peanut's face darkened, and there was a burst of laughter in the private room.
When Lin Cheng woke up the second time, he was not so restless. He just hugged his assistant Effort and asked:
"Come on! Xianghao, were you acting like me during the game?"
"Looking at your moves in the first game, I thought you were going to give it away, but do you think I'm afraid of being acted out?"
"It's useless! No one can play me except me."
"Come here and tell me, do you all think I was very good when I delivered it? In fact, I acted it~~~ It was just to take care of your emotions."
Lin Cheng burped, and made a bear-like gesture with his hands spread out with a calm expression.
"I originally planned to get along with you as an ordinary person, but what I got in exchange was alienation."
"No more pretending! I'm the world's number one top laner, and I'm showing off!"
Looking at the red-faced and drunken guy in the video, Lin Cheng just wanted to find a crack in the ground and crawl into it.
Is this really me? What the hell have I done?
The comment area is so lively, with comments in various languages emerging one after another.
"I can't accept it. This drunkard is actually our king?"
"Please keep him away from alcohol in the future, thank you."
"It's so funny! Is Brother Cheng possessed by Wang Duoyu?"
"It was so scary. Brother Chengzi almost scared me to death when he jumped off the building."
"It's a pity that little peanut is quick. If this guy jumped down and sent KT, T1 would be better."
"Is it okay to make a teammate a prince while he becomes an emperor? 23333."
"Unbelievable! Shi Yishang blew himself up during the game, so we recommend a strict investigation."
Forget about INS, the most surprising thing is that KT officials also transferred this video to their Youtube account. The speed of spread is beyond description.
With over 100,000 views in just two or three hours, this is going to make Lin Cheng a hit.
Many acquaintances called Lin Cheng in the comment area and asked Lin Cheng to speak out.
Lin Cheng naturally chose to pretend to be dead.
At this time, Xiao Tong came over after washing the dishes.
Lin Cheng quickly turned off the phone screen to avoid being caught by his little wife.
"are you not going to school today?"
Xiao Tong gave him a strange look, "Have you damaged your brain by playing professionally? School has a holiday every January."
"That's right."
Lin Cheng didn't say much and sat upright.
Xiao Tong didn't care about this weird guy and sat next to him and turned on the TV.
"Let's find a movie to watch together, instead of watching variety shows."
"Don't you like watching movies?"
"Who said that? I really like watching movies, especially watching them with you, but every time you and Sister Shuyan secretly hide in your room at night to watch movies without me."
Xiao Tong rolled her eyes at him, "Do you want to watch a movie? I'm too lazy to expose you."
Lin Cheng said confidently, "What's the matter? I just want to give you a little more warmth in the winter, so what's the matter with sleeping together?"
Xiao Tong ignored him and randomly found a comedy movie to start playing.
After watching for more than ten minutes, Lin Cheng suddenly became excited.
"Hey! It's a erotic scene."'
As the scale of online dramas has become larger and larger in recent years, Korean TV stations have also adjusted their broadcast scale. The pure love scale of the three major channels, where the male and female protagonists would faint when they kissed, has long been thrown into outer space.
Many Korean dramas nowadays start with either cruel and bloody exciting scenes in the first episode, or they start with erotic scenes. Anyway, it is not illegal to have some pornography and violence under the 19-ban standard.
Movies, on the other hand, are more direct. They can give you some edge in any subject matter, and you can do whatever you want to attract attention.
Different from Lin Cheng's excitement, Xiao Tong opened her eyes wide and was startled when she saw the naked male and female protagonists on the screen. She quickly turned around to find the remote control, "Hurry up."
Lin Cheng burst out laughing, "What are you fast forwarding for? How can you skip past such a beautiful scene?"
"Yeah! You pervert, you want to watch it behind closed doors."
Xiao Tong hurriedly pressed fast forward, while Lin Cheng snickered beside him.
"Aren't you old enough to be shy after seeing this? Are you underage?"
Xiao Tong didn't say anything and just fast forwarded for more than ten minutes and finally breathed a sigh of relief when he found that there was no 19-ban screen.
"Ouch! My little wife turns out to be so shy,"
"Shouldn't it be embarrassing at that time? You really are."
"Why are you embarrassed? I'm not embarrassed at all. I even want to discuss the plot with you."
"Go to hell! You pervert."
Xiao Tong obviously understood something wrong and rushed forward and bit Lin Cheng's arm hard.
"Hey! Where are you thinking? The discussion I'm talking about is not the discussion you imagined."
"I'm talking about the kind of discussion that involves getting dressed."
With this explanation, Xiao Tong became even more cruel.
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