This Game is Too Real

  Chapter 23 Two more cute new comers

   In any case, this meat is definitely not edible.

  Chu Guang sighed, and reluctantly threw the meat aside.

   "If only there was a refrigerator."

  The blue umbrella mushroom in the mutant leech lair...

   For the generator, he had to get it anyway.

   But it’s only the second week of September, and Liszt’s caravan will not come to this area until the end of the month, so it’s useless to think about these things now.

   You can’t wait until the end of the month to start stocking up on food.

   Not to mention a luxury item like a refrigerator, given the current economic conditions of the shelter, it cannot be afforded anyway...

   For three days, Chu Guang basically went out hunting in the early morning, came back at noon or in the afternoon, cooked a pot of meat for the players, and then squatted in the corner of the sanatorium, and continued to ponder the skills of smoking food by himself.

   This fixed routine is like an NPC.

  Although the progress of bacon research is still not smooth, it is good to know that players have performed very well these days.

  Chu Guang did the math.

   Over the past three days, he has gained a total of 7 reward points.

  Although it was almost 10 o'clock, after some thought, Chu Guang finally put all his chips on the primary blind box.

  Fortunately, this time it was not just a lollipop, but also let him open a bottle of soy sauce.

   I don't know what brand it is, but it can always improve the food for the players.

  Chu Guang put away the soy sauce like a treasure.

but……

   That is to say, his cooking skills are really uncomplimentable, that is, the level of cooking the food.

  The first time players eat it, it feels quite fresh, authentic, natural and pollution-free. Compared with takeaway fast food, it has a different flavor, but they eat it every day, and no one can stand it.

   "Eating stewed vegetables every day, I'm about to vomit..." Sitting on the ground with a bowl in hand, Ye Shi frowned.

   At first, he was quite excited to find out that this game can eat, but now he gradually began to realize how painful it is to eat.

  Dundun is all stewed meat, or it’s just boiled with green wheat.

   Even if his mouth can take it, his **** can't take it anymore...

   Fang Chang took a bite of the oily front leg, frowned and thought, and said.

   "Probably the taste system has not been fully developed, otherwise even if the salt is used less...the taste should not be."

   It’s neither salty nor bland, just tired!

   And a bit bitter.

   It's better to cook porridge with green wheat...

"The fishy smell is too heavy, I have to use cooking wine to blanch green onions, ginger, and garlic to get rid of the fishy smell. I guess it will be better," Lao Bai comforted, "Let's eat it now, this is wasteland, where can I get those things? Delicious food will surely come in the future!"

   Fang Changbai did not speak at a glance.

   Since being appointed as the "construction captain", this guy has become more and more considerate from the perspective of game manufacturers, and even took the initiative to help draw cakes.

   But it's true...

  Since authenticity is the selling point, there is nothing wrong with positioning condiments as luxury goods.

   Ye Shi sighed and beeped softly.

   "I hope the next update will get the seasoning out... I can buy it for RMB."

   Gu Feng ate the meat slowly and did not participate in the conversation of the three.

   He didn't really mind the taste, but was thinking about how to improve the fishing trap.

   Seeing that it suddenly became cold, Ye Shi asked Lao Bai casually.

   "How is your cement burning?"

   Lao Bai drank the soup and replied.

   "The quality still needs to be improved, but I feel that I am getting closer and closer to success."

"real or fake?"

"Seriously, no kidding! And it's not just cement. Recently, Fang Chang and I are still working on burning bricks, but it's annoying without a mold, and the shape of the burnt is not very good-looking... It should still be usable. "

   Ye Shichi questioned.

   "Can't you make a mold out of wood?"

   "Hehe, you thought it was that easy!"

   Fang Chang shook his head and continued, "This thing is different from cutting down trees. The square shape that I want to make is completely handicraft."

   Fangchang did not expect it.

  I am a high-level gamer, a **** survival master who can build a building in only half an hour in "The Forest", but was actually stumped by such a low-level problem in this game.

   Of course, this is also related to the too **** setting of "Wasteland OL"...

   Ye Shi and Gu Feng looked at each other, looked at Lao Bai and Fang Chang, and expressed helplessness with helpless eyes.

   They are also theoretical, and their hands-on ability cannot be said to be 0, but they are not too strong.

   Although I caught a lot of mutant leech larvae these days, I also learned how the desert island survival masters in the short video made N traps, but I didn't catch a single fish.

  Think about it too.

  The lake is full of birds that eat fish. The stupid fish have long been taken away and eaten, and the remaining fish are the kind of ghosts. They are not fooled at all.

  The strong wind can only comfort himself, first feed the fish in the lake to fatten up, maybe when the fish relax their vigilance, they will be able to catch them next time...

   Just then, there was movement in the direction of the sanatorium.

  I saw that the manager was walking towards this side with two dazed guys.

   Don’t ask.

   That expression seemed to have shocked him for a whole year, and he was definitely a rookie player who put on a helmet and entered the game world for the first time.

   Ye Shi sighed silently again in his heart.

  Why are there two men again...

   "Let me introduce, these two are our new members... Scrambled eggs with tomatoes, and WC really have mosquitoes."

   These are some bird names.

  Chu Guang resisted the urge to complain, after all, he was an NPC in the game.

   "Clap clap clap..."

   sparse applause sounded.

   The beta testers sitting in front of the cauldron put down their bowls and applauded, expressing their welcome, but this welcoming attitude is obviously not enthusiastic.

   But the two newcomers didn't care.

   They still haven't recovered from the shock in front of them.

   Under the instruction of Chu Guang, they sat in front of the fire with the cauldron, staring blankly at the white mist floating on the cauldron.

  The moist heat and the meaty smell coming from the face...

   is so realistic too!

   Seeing that the two newcomers haven't moved for a long time, Lao Bai took the initiative to open the chat box.

   "What attributes do you all have?."

   The one called [WC Really Has Mosquito] was the first to come back to his senses.

   "I'm agile."

   Then 【Scrambled Eggs with Tomato】also came back to your senses.

   "My physique... have you all eaten?"

"Originally, the manager planned to hold a welcome ceremony, but it looks like he messed up... He let us eat first," Ye Shi said with a helpless expression, "You guys just woke up, and have some too. Son?"

   Mosquito swallowed.

   took the bowl full of big bones and soup and took a sip, his pupils were shocked.

   "Taste... Niubi, this game can really eat!"

  Fuck!

   This is too awesome!

   "Not only can you eat, but you will also have low blood sugar if you don't eat," Fang Chang sighed, "I don't think it's necessary to be so real, or make it a little more delicious."

  The scrambled eggs stared at the bowl, but he hesitated for a long time and asked.

   "What... is this stew?"

   Lao Bai said.

"Meat."

   "Meat? What meat."

   "The mutated hyena... Actually, we don't know if that thing is a wolf or a dog, it's a mutant anyway."

   Hearing this, Mosquito subconsciously moved the bowl and almost spilled the soup.

   Scrambled eggs are different.

   This guy not only did not hide away, but took a sip with great interest. But this taste, his brows furrowed even tighter.

   "Why is the smell so fishy...Aren't you bleeding?"

   Several players looked at each other.

"do not know."

   "The prey are all brought by NPCs."

   Lao Bai suggested.

   "If you can cook, you can discuss it with the manager, as long as you have a skill, you will be reused."

The    scrambled egg expression was eager to try it.

   "Really? Then I'll try it later."

   "Can woodworking? I can do woodworking!" Mosquito asked hurriedly.

   "Woodworking?" Old Bai's eyes lit up, staring at him and asked, "You can woodworking??"

   Mosquito was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said embarrassedly.

   "Yes... I sell furniture at home, all of which are handcrafted from pure wood. If you are interested, you can add my penguin number, and I will give you a cheaper price—"

   "That's great!" Lao Bai stood up excitedly, "I just need someone to make molds here, you come and help me!"

  “?”

   Not only did Lao Bai stand up, Fang Chang also stood up.

  [WC really has mosquitoes] Before he could understand what was going on, the two of them held their arms.

   "Wait, I haven't had the soup yet-"

   Looking at the two people who were dragging him to the construction site, Mosquito looked confused, just wanted to protest, but before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Lao Bai.

   "Eat a hammer and let the chef cook another pot in the afternoon, wouldn't it be delicious??"

   Fang Chang also added a sentence.

   "That's right! Brother, listen to my advice, that stuff is really bad! Let's familiarize you with the gameplay of this game."

Mosquito:"……%*&#!"

  Tomato scrambled eggs dumbfoundedly looked at the newlywed brother who was dragged into the woods and swallowed.

   "Is this game... serious?"

   Ye Shi and Gu Feng looked at each other.

"good."

"perhaps?"

  Tomato scrambled eggs: “…”

Why is    an interrogative sentence?

   (end of this chapter)