This Group of Players Are All Slimes

"Please read the following information and answer the questions correctly."

"Master Demon King said: Golding, what are you doing! I was almost killed just now, do you know that! There are more than a dozen demonized orcs present, you suddenly left and said you were going to play chess! Do you have me as the master in your heart! Don't give I play dead!"

"Question 1: What is the mood of Lord Demon King at this time?"

"Answer: Lord Demon King is very grateful at this time. In order to pass the trial for Lord Demon King, Golding left on purpose, as great as a lion's pusher."

"Question 2: What is the relationship between Lord Demon King and Golding?"

"Answer: They are comrades-in-arms who can give their backs to each other. It is because of their trust in each other that Golding can leave to play chess with confidence."

"Question 3: Please write an 800-word essay on the weapon of Lord Demon King, describing its greatness in detail."

"Answer: slightly."

After flipping through more than ten pages, Lu Fan found that the entire scripture contained this kind of content.

What scriptures!

Wouldn't it be more appropriate to call it "Three-Year College Entrance Examination and Five-Year Simulated Chinese Papers"!

After flipping through the whole book, Lu Fan found the author directly, and saw a familiar name in the list of authors:

golding.

After closing the book with a "snap", Lu Fan squinted his eyes and looked at Golding beside him.

The other party played a ditty.

Picking up Golding and hiding aside, he sneered and said, "Yes, Mr. Ge, he is still a writer. When did the book come out, how much was the manuscript fee, and have you paid taxes?"

"It's all about the love of the Jianghu brothers, adding a name, it's nothing." Golding said nervously.

"Why didn't you tell me about it?"

"It's all mistakes made when I was young, I'm sorry to mention it. Besides, I just made some nonsense at the time. I didn't expect them to actually publish the holy scriptures and create a sect."

Lu Fan turned the pages of the book with a clatter: "I didn't expect there to be a historical figure beside me.

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"You too will be history," Golding muttered softly.

"Okay, if that's the case, it's easy. As long as you go out and say a few words, won't I immediately have a bunch of coolies from the human world?"

"That... this matter is a bit complicated, and it mainly focuses on my relationship with that Christine. I changed my form on purpose before so that she wouldn't find out. Partner, I beg you, don't tell the other party about me It's Golding. I've said hello before undressing."

Golding begged softly.

He thought that Lu Fan would open his mouth like a lion, but he just sighed regretfully: "That's it, then forget it, I will keep the secret for you."

Golding looked at Lu Fan in surprise: "You are not my partner, who are you? My partner is not as kind as you!"

"What do you usually think of me! You say you are a partner, so what's the matter with giving you some privacy?"

"Sorry, it's just that your usual unconscionable and unscrupulous behavior gave me the right impression."

"Did you blackmail me just now?"

Golding let out a long breath, and said sincerely: "Thank you, partner."

"You're welcome, but what was it that made you so jealous of that person?"

"It's nothing, it's just that I killed her with her."

"A human life is nothing. How many lives have you and I created? Not to mention, have you forgotten about the first generation?" Lu Fan asked suspiciously.

"...in her stomach."

Lu Fan took a deep breath, never expecting to hear such explosive news here.

Can Jian and Ren have children?

What was born, an authentic swordsman?

Lu Fan felt that his three views were collapsing, and his whole body was not well.

Looking at Neil who was still sobbing, and then at Christine who was taking off his clothes and talking, Lu Fan found that the two were similar in some ways.

It's just because the half-elves have a long lifespan and the shelf life of the peak beauty is long, which made Lu Fan not think about the two of them in the direction of mother and daughter at first.

"That, Neil is yours..."

"Ninety-nine percent yes."

Lu Fan looked at Neil, then at Golding, and then said with emotion: "It's not like you. You said I went to tell her, sister, your father is in my hands, how do you think she will react?" ?”

"I'll kill you first!"

Lu Fan managed to deal with the news, and the communication with Christine was over after taking off his clothes.

Christine walked up to Lu Fan, saluted and said, "So that's it, you are Master Lu. We have heard of your reputation, but we didn't expect you to be a loyal subordinate of Lord Demon King."

"Hi, Ms. Christine. I'm a little curious, why did you trust us so quickly?"

Christine smiled: "I have a restriction that allows me to see through other people's lies. Mr. Undress is a very honest slime, except for a few small lies at the beginning, he didn't lie a single word."

The crazy little policewoman on the side let out a snort.

Lu Fan looked curiously and took off his clothes, while the other party whispered in Chinese: "Explain later."

Afterwards, Christine continued: "The Demon King's sect aims to serve the Devil King. Since you are a subordinate of the Devil King, we will trust and assist you with all our strength. Excuse me, what do you need?"

"I have a lot of questions now, so let's ask them one by one. First of all, I have a companion who suddenly changed his temper and chased me down. What's going on?" Lu Fan asked.

"You are talking about the high priest of the God of the Earth, right? You also know that the priests of the God of the Earth are all stupid and sweet. Because of this reason, this sect was on the verge of collapse in the early days."

"In order to protect his priests, the God of the Earth has revised the creeds of his own sect, and made the content of the creeds the primary content for every priest to abide by. Once the priest himself or someone in contact with the priest violates one of the creeds, then they It will inspire the creed and become a god warrior."

"In this state, they will instinctively execute the countermeasures in the corresponding creed until the countermeasures are completed. Judging from the current situation, you should have triggered one of the conditions. Can you remember anything? For example, use sex looking at each other all the time."

Lu Fan thought about it, and felt as if he hadn't done anything.

Every time the other party took the initiative to touch his head, and occasionally made a post after coming to the human world, but he absolutely did nothing.

"I'm sure I didn't." Lu Fan said with certainty.

"Really? It is said that Miss Gaia is very beautiful and has a good figure. You really don't have any unreasonable thoughts?" Christine asked suspiciously.

"Not at all. My whole life and energy are dedicated to magic stones and those pornographic books."

Christine looked at Lu Fan intently, and then realized that the other party really wasn't lying.

I really don't know if he is a man or not.

At this moment, the door of the auditorium was kicked away, and Gaia, covered in green light, stood at the door, looking at Lu Fan with blurred eyes, and said in a charming voice that seemed to seep water: "I found you, Master Lu."