This Group of Players Are All Slimes

"These players are all slimes ()"!

Come all come is a very magical spell.

The descendants of Yanhuang, as long as they hear this sentence, they will forget their anger for a while, start to appreciate the not-so-beautiful scenery, eat not-so-good food, spend twice as much as usual, and then release the accumulated anger on the way back come out.

Angry Birds is currently in this state.

Although he wished to kill the African chief immediately, he suppressed his anger for the time being, and started exploring in the empty village with the African chief.

The people in the village seemed to disappear in an instant.

There was still dinner on the dining table, buckets were scattered around the well, and there were still embers of the flame in the stove, which were still warm to the touch.

During the exploration process, the African chief has been sticking to the Angry Birds side, not daring to open his eyes the whole time.

"Brother Bird, did you see anything?"

"Brother Bird, did you hear anything?"

"Brother Bird, are you still alive?"

"Dead." Angry Bird said angrily.

"Why didn't you tell me before you died?"

"Is it okay to have a little brain, you coward! Open your eyes, there is nothing here."

The African chief opened his eyes suspiciously, and then closed them immediately: "You are lying! There is a Teletubbies behind you!"

Angry Bird turned his head in doubt, and found that there was nothing behind him except a scarecrow.

Going up and kicking the scarecrow, the angry bird smiled disdainfully.

(￣_,￣)

"There's a hammer!"

The African chief slowly opened his eyes again, and then shouted loudly: "There, on top of the scarecrow! It's a purple teletubbies! I admit that I watched your little movie at night, but you can't come at this time scare me!"

"What are you looking at at night! I think you only deserve to see a doctor at night!"

"he came,

He came waving his arms! He started singing! "

"So, what did you see?"

In the Angry Birds' vision, he saw nothing around the African chief, but he seemed to see the most terrifying thing in the world.

The African chief turned around in horror and fled to the rear.

But before jumping far, the angry bird saw the opponent's body disappearing in the air little by little, as if being swallowed by something, and finally completely merged into the air.

"So, what did he see?" Angry Bird wondered.

Switching to the Q group, he asked directly: "Who has the first-person lens of the African chief, tell me what he saw?"

Some players quickly sent the video over, allowing Angry Birds to see the opponent's first perspective.

In this video, Angry Birds sees a life-sized purple Teletubbies jump off a scarecrow.

He didn't care about the angry bird that was close at hand, but rushed towards the terrified African chief in the distance.

Because of the first-person perspective, when the African chief turned and ran away, they couldn't see what happened afterwards, but they could still feel from the chewing sound that the African chief had been eaten.

"Ding Ding is a talent." The angry bird couldn't help but said.

"Although it's a standard plot of a horror movie, why do you want to laugh so much?"

"Too evil!"

"Wait a minute, I put this video on station B, the title is what it looks like when you replace the monster in a horror movie with Ding Ding."

"You have a three-in-a-row."

"You will also make up for the monthly ticket reward."

"A big wave of Muscle Golden Wheels is on the way."

"Don't mix inexplicable things all of a sudden, have you asked our full-fledged Jinlun's opinion?"

Amidst the laughter of the players, Angry Birds began to think.

I took off my clothes early and went to watch a movie with the crazy policewoman. I guess I don't want to go online today, so this guy can't count on it.

The professor is preparing to recruit graduate students. It is said that a player actually applied for his graduate degree this year. I wonder if that guy is a masochist.

The other players have other things more or less, that is to say, the only one who can rely on them now is themselves.

After chatting privately with the African chief, Angry Bird asked directly: "Where are you now?"

"Teletubbies Hell! Tintin, Dixie, Lala and Bo are here! They're dancing around me, they're singing on a loop and brainwashing! It's scary, Tintin is scary!"

"There's something weird about what you're afraid of."

"Why, I'm afraid of the Teletubbies. I'm scared when I hear the word antenna! I'm still doing desensitization therapy recently. I don't want to be overstimulated at this time!"

"Your desensitization therapy is to search for the other party's short movies? Your Excellency is really talented."

"Stop making sarcastic remarks, save me, Brother Bird!"

"Isn't it okay if you go offline temporarily now?"

"..."

The Great African Chief is offline.

"Didn't I tell you to download QQ, this kid has been scared to the point where his IQ is abnormal?"

Angry Birds ended the call helplessly.

Back in the game, Angry Birds mused.

Evil creatures feed on fear, and the African chief is timid, and is more deeply affected by the surrounding environment, so it is easier to enter into fear.

If you take off your clothes, you should be able to make your companions feel fear every minute now, so that you can collect further information.

But at present, in the absence of companions (tools), Angry Birds can only sacrifice itself.

"Looking back, what am I so terrified of? Oh, no money."

Thinking back to the days when the flowers were due, the days when it was time to pay the rent, the days when the food in the refrigerator grew hairy but had to be eaten, Angry Birds felt that such days seemed like yesterday.

No, it was really yesterday!

Thinking of this, Angry Bird suddenly felt a wave of fear from the bottom of his heart.

Then, he immediately felt a chill.

Looking up, he found that the scarecrow in front of him was actually smiling.

He had made sure before that this scarecrow was just an ordinary scarecrow, but now, a ferocious smile appeared on the face made of straw.

Then, a large amount of bills spit out from the Scarecrow's mouth and swept towards the Angry Birds.

Looking at the astronomical figures on the bill, Angry Bird turned around and wanted to run away, but was immediately rolled up by the bill that no one else could see, and slowly ate it up.

At the last moment when it was about to be eaten away, the Angry Birds shouted to the Extraordinary 4+1 who was watching from a distance: "You are weak, cut down that scarecrow!"

A breeze blew by.

Galewind Slime Extraordinary 4+1 shot.

As his stats improve, his special abilities make him faster and faster, making him the fastest slime in the game even without the aid of gear.

In a blink of an eye, he flew to the top of the scarecrow's head, and with his wand in his mouth, he aimed at the scarecrow's head.

"Surprise, you asshole!"

The wand was snapped.

A huge roar sounded, and the scarecrow in front of him instantly fell apart, revealing the badge with the balance emblem printed inside.

When the badge was swallowed by Extraordinary 4+1, the phantom that troubled the Angry Birds disappeared, and the African chief also appeared here, wailing in pain: "Ding Ding, it's not allowed, it's not allowed there !"

"Are you afraid of Ding Ding or are you not afraid of Ding Ding!" said the angry bird who turned over helplessly.

In addition to the African chief, others also appeared in the village instantly.

Some people are still howling in pain, immersed in the illusion created by evil things, but some resolute ones have already reacted and hugged their loved ones happily.

Emma was also looking anxiously.

After seeing her parents, she jumped up excitedly and shouted loudly: "Here, I am here. Dad, Mom, I am here."

The two rushed over immediately and hugged Emma tightly in their arms.

"Emma, ​​why are you here? Didn't I tell you to go to the north?"

"I met three friends! They are slimes! Mom, you're right, they are really amazing."

Hearing the slime, the beautiful woman immediately turned her head and saw three slimes in the distance.

Tears rolled down from her eyes instantly.

She rushed over desperately, took the three slimes into her arms, and said excitedly: "You are back, you are really back. It's really great."

"This beautiful and lovely young woman, although we are all lovely, this is not a reason for you to harass us." The African chief said.

"You can shut up." Angry Bird sighed.

Turning his head, he patted the woman's shoulder lightly, and said softly, "We're back, Lianna."

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