This Group of Players Are All Slimes

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The next day, the sleeping Demon King was awakened by a loud knock on the door.

After opening the door, he stared at the slime at the door, and said darkly, "Before I trample you to death, you can say a last word."

"This is my invention!"

Lu Fan trampled the other party to death, then returned to the bed with the other party's invention, and continued to catch up on sleep.

No one can make the devil get up in the morning to work,

nobody!

But before he warmed up the bed, the second knock on the door came.

"My invention!"

"...Hey... come in. By the way, call the president of the Chamber of Commerce, I need to let him judge the value of the product."

The president of the chamber of commerce who was woken up did not have such a terrifying waking up spirit as Lu Fan.

When he knew that "Master Lucifer" was calling him, he pushed away his lover's arm, put on his coat and rushed to Lu Fan's bedroom immediately.

"Great Lord Lucifer, thank you..."

"Stop talking nonsense, I'll sit and sleep for a while, you can see if these things are valuable, if you have any, you vote, if not, let them go."

Hearing that "Lucifer" entrusted him with such an important task, the president of the Chamber of Commerce felt his whole body trembling.

Such an important task was actually entrusted to me. Could it be that I have already gained the trust of this lord?

Mustering up all his energy, the president of the Chamber of Commerce saw that the floor of the room was already covered with various inventions.

Hundreds of slimes crowded here, staring at the president of the chamber of commerce with piercing eyes.

Staring at the huge pressure, the president of the chamber of commerce picked up a model, and asked suspiciously, "What is this?"

"Universal scalpel, as long as it cuts down, it can cure any disease."

"But it looks like a guillotine!"

"Yes,

I've tried it on Fengchu's body. Once I cut it down, not a single blade of grass will grow. The effect is very good. "Wolong said proudly.

"Yes, I testify." Feng Chu also nodded seriously, "The effect is really too good, I doubt that we can all win the Nobel Prize."

"The bonus is half for each person!"

"Great!"

The president of the Chamber of Commerce squinted his eyes and watched the two slimes start dancing with unknown meaning, feeling that the IQ of these slimes was really unfathomable.

However, the sharpness of this guillotine is good, and the shape is very suitable for cutting heads. In some cities, it can be used as a guillotine. It is clean and hygienic, and has a deterrent effect.

Although it may not make much money, at least it is useful.

Putting this model away, the president of the Chamber of Commerce picked up the second model: "What is this again?"

"It's my invention." The divine painter jumped up and shouted, "This thing is called a treadmill. It has a built-in small motor, and you can choose different speeds. As long as you have this thing, you can also enjoy the fun of running in the room and exercise you. muscles."

The president of the chamber of commerce wants to say, who will buy this thing after you make it!

No matter whether you have money or not, the world is so big, why don't you go for a run outside?

Why do you have to run at home?

But this rack is fine for drying clothes, and it can also be used as a prison in prison, allowing violent criminals to consume their energy and make them more honest.

Instrument of torture +1.

After putting away the treadmill, he saw a helmet-shaped thing, and asked, "What about this one?"

"Mine." The professor jumped over, "memory booster, which can discharge electricity and stimulate the acupuncture points on the head, thereby enhancing memory. I tried it on a few mice... graduate students, and the effect is not bad. The memory has been improved by five." become."

"This thing is good. Some magicians must like this thing. That smelly and long magic square tortures people." The president of the chamber of commerce nodded in satisfaction.

Finally saw something with the potential to make a lot of money.

He put on this thing to try it out, and as soon as he turned on the switch, a huge pain hit him instantly, making the appearance of his crush when he was young instantly alive.

We run in the sunset together, read in the library, drink together and go to the bathroom together.

There seems to be something wrong in the middle.

After his helmet was taken off, the president of the chamber of commerce could still feel the severe pain.

"How, the effect is good?" The professor asked expectantly.

"This thing made me see the revolving lantern."

"That's right, that's the principle."

The president of the Chamber of Commerce wanted to beat him up, but he felt that he might not be able to beat him.

Well, it should be quite effective when used in the interrogation of prisoners.

After taking a sip of gin, the president of the chamber of commerce suppressed his headache and picked up a guillotine model casually.

"Why are there two guillotines?"

"This is the guillotine." The crazy policewoman said seriously.

"Is it different from the previous one?"

"It's completely different. You see, I tied a bow on it, which will make it more cute. And every time the guillotine falls, a joke will be played randomly, so that the prisoner can know something happy before he dies, and prolong his life. .”

"I thank you for the prisoner."

The president of the Chamber of Commerce fiddled with various models helplessly, feeling that each of these things was more exotic than the other.

For example, something called a washing machine, the price of this thing can hire at least ten laundry girls, but it is not bad to make it bigger and throw people into it.

There's also something called a refrigerator, which really makes one wonder who would be smart enough to buy this instead of a storage ring, which has more space.

But it is not bad to use it as a torture tool to interrogate prisoners.

The thing named TV was also outrageous. After putting in the magic stone, there was only a blurry picture and the piercing sound of fingers across the blackboard. Just watching it for a while made the president of the chamber of commerce feel uncomfortable.

Needless to say, it was another good instrument of torture.

After watching a circle, the president of the chamber of commerce felt physically and mentally exhausted.

This pile of wonderful inventions can only be used to enrich the prison, and each of them alone is enough to make a strong man cry.

The president of the Chamber of Commerce now finds that the IQ of this group of slimes is completely negative.

What makes him more satisfied are the things that slimes don't use their brains to create, such as a bottle connected with a file.

After putting some pepper in the bottle, you can grind the pepper into powder with a light twist. After adding it to the coffee, you can fully enjoy the delicious taste of pepper coffee.

Pepper is a scarce product no matter where it is used, and it is a top-quality product for seasoning and dispelling cold. This method can reduce the loss of pepper and fully integrate the taste of pepper into coffee.

However, the slimes seemed unable to understand this elegant way of drinking, and their faces were full of shock.

After screening hundreds of inventions, the president of the chamber of commerce selected a dozen acceptable inventions, signed contracts with the corresponding inventors, and left satisfied.

It wasn't until the other party left that the player said helplessly: "Is this the cultural barrier? It's terrible."

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