This Group of Players Are All Slimes

The guide feels like he has had a long dream.

Dreams are originally a method used by carbon-based organisms to process their own redundant information. It should not have such a life based on ghost spores.

However, the royal family numbered 201 interfered with its body, making it unable to automatically process these redundant information, thus forming a lot of messy dreams.

In the dream, it dreamed that it pushed all the slimes into the abyss, and the priest behind it praised itself with a smile, and then strangled it with his own hands.

It dreamed that it had become an ant, was driven to work hard, and then spent its life in a daze in the busyness.

It also dreamed that he had turned into a slime, excitedly rushing into the base made by his predecessors, but was killed by his allies as soon as he changed hands.

Waking up in a daze, it felt as if it had really turned into a slime.

More precisely, a ball similar to a slime.

Although most of the guide is composed of ghost spores, there is still a needle-sized core in the middle.

Trying to invoke his own core, the guide finds that his own core has been combined with his current body in a very special way.

It feels that its current body is full of various messy substances, most of which are stones, a small part are wood and various fibrous substances, which makes it difficult for it to control its current body.

Barely simulating vision, it found itself in the middle of a city.

This space is much wider than the city it was in before, and the identical buildings are like the formula for finding the root of a quadratic equation, revealing a simple beauty.

A cobweb-like road is laid out around it, and the straight road seems to be drawn on a blueprint with a ruler. The neat appearance makes the guide feel comfortable.

A large number of ants are busy working here. They are covered in dust, with happy smiles on their faces, and they are in groups of twos and threes, discussing something excitedly.

Trying to simulate the hearing function, the guide finally heard the content of their conversation.

"Do you think the fried dough sticks will look a little bit different?"

"Well... there can be, but I prefer infinite."

"The Mobius ring is the best!"

"I'm a Klein bottle,

The kind of bottle that is never full is like my desire, which will never be filled one day. "

Listening to the conversation of this group of ants and demons, the guide felt as if he understood something, but at the same time he seemed to understand nothing.

Turning its gaze, it found that there seemed to be something hanging beside it.

Raising the resolution, it sees that it's a slime.

The other party was about to dry out, and the shells on his body fell off layer by layer like fish scales, and it seemed that he was not far from death.

Seeing this slime that was about to die, the guide tried hard to ask for help, trying to save this precious hope.

However, it is too difficult for it to come up with a language system now.

It could only watch helplessly as the slime's shell collapsed, and finally turned into a pile of slime, sliding down the rope.

If it had tear ducts, it would be crying by now.

Just when it fell into despair again, it found that a slime was picked out by another slime, and then hung on the street lamp beside it.

"It's nothing special, did you confess that the devil likes to cheat on people? Did you do it? You think this is a confession wall, you can hang up if you want! I don't accept it, I want to find a seat, I have contributed to the game!"

"You came here to complain before I settled the score with you! Please explain to me what the recent photo pictures mean! Do you know how many years you will be sentenced for infringing the right of portrait!"

"You allowed me to use it!"

"I didn't allow you to do those performance arts! What does the Klein bottle mean? What does the twist mean? What does the ghost animal video paired with Banana mean?"

Don't change the boss, he was speechless after being told, and it took a long time to say: "Isn't this a way to boost morale, and the leader also participated."

"I know, so who do you think is the rope that hangs you?"

The leader who was twisted into a rope finally spoke: "I don't want to speak, because I don't want to know you again in this way."

"Leader! It was you who entered my body!"

"Can you not use this obviously problematic language?"

"The two of us were afraid of what it would do, so we stabbed him directly. I don't believe that he, a game tester, has such great authority to ban my account!"

[System message: Boss, please don't change your account. You were banned for five minutes because of your violent speech, and it will be extended to one hour next time. 】

Boss, don't change the doll that seems to have been cut off, hanging in the air motionless.

Five minutes later, the doll started to move again: "It's really good. But do you think you can threaten me like this! I won't be afraid of you, tester father!"

"Pooh!"

After teaching the boss not to change, Lu Fan was a little relieved.

Facing this group of players, you really can't relax for a second, or you will definitely make a series of moths.

And I didn't expect that the leader with thick eyebrows and big eyes also likes to play tricks. This kind of unscrupulous way of doing things is really too gamer.

After confirming that the leader and the boss are tightly intertwined, Lu Fan inadvertently caught a glimpse of the statue beside him.

"Boss, don't change it, you piled a spherical poop here?"

"Daddy the tester, which one of your eyes can tell that this is poop? This is clearly a slime!"

"There are flies on it."

"It's a bee! I want to show the characteristics of our slime as sweet as honey. How about it, isn't it very vivid? By the way, I made it according to your appearance."

Lu Fan glanced at the boss and decided to add three years to the guy's sentence.

To vilify the leader and not let him be executed is considered a kindness.

Staring at this thing carefully, Lu Fan looked more and more familiar, and couldn't help asking: "What did you use to make it?"

"The non-burnable garbage that fell from the top, these garbage can be ignored, but I thought about making an environmentally friendly apartment to promote the building, so I used it. How, isn't it good?"

"It's a good job, don't do it in the future. Besides, don't you think it's a waste to just make a statue?"

"How can it be just a statue! This thing is the weapon I use to avenge the Iron Torrent and the lesser siege lion. Get up at my call, my giant soldier!"

The guide felt some changes in his body.

Six thick arms sprang out from its body, and used it as a support to lift its body up.

Afterwards, the nearby empty rooms automatically disintegrated and turned into building materials and piled up around the statue, forming a spacious arena.

When the guide was stunned, it saw more than a dozen statues of different shapes coming from all directions and standing beside it.

The boss who was hanging didn't change his spirits, and said proudly: "Look at it, it's nothing special, giant robots should be used like this! Now I announce that the first giant house war will start now!"

"I'm a civil servant!" The guide shouted in his heart.

Unfortunately, its voice was not heard.