This Group of Players Are All Slimes
Chapter 71 Drunken sex
"Welcome, my lords."
In the humble city lord's mansion, Pandora's younger sister, Pandora came out to welcome Pandora immediately after learning that Pandor had returned.
Compared with fifteen years ago, Pandora has not changed much, but there are more children behind it.
Seeing Pan De coming back, these children immediately jumped up excitedly, riding on Pan De's body and frolicking.
Pan De also likes these children very much, he can call every child's name, and he is very happy when playing with them.
Staring at these children, the little master asked: "Pand, which of these children are yours?"
"Not one of them." Pender sighed, "The contract I signed doesn't allow me to have children. But even though we are not related by blood, I still regard them as my family."
"Oh." Little Master nodded clearly, but immediately asked hesitantly, "I don't know if I should say something or not?"
"I also have something to say." Lu Fan also added.
"Coincidentally, me too." The boss came forward without changing it.
Pan De quickly backed away half a step: "Then don't talk! I know your character very well, and you will never say anything good, so you just shut up obediently."
"All right."
After drinking some water, Pan De looked at Pandora: "Pandora, what happened to that Black Opal? When did he come here?"
"Not long after you left here, they came over. They first bought the goods that the Supper Chamber of Commerce did not take away, and exchanged them with the food we urgently needed. After that, he exchanged his job quota and obtained the right to mine the mine, and Three months' salary was paid in advance."
After a pause, Pandora looked at Pandor hesitantly: "And there is something I don't know if I should say it or not?"
"You come too! Forget it, tell me."
"Someone is discussing to replace you, and there are quite a few demons who agree with this opinion. They think that the black opal that can provide them with food is a better choice."
"How many people are there?"
Pandora lowered her head, and after being silent for a long time, she whispered, "Everyone and demons except me."
Pan De looked at the low building outside the window with a very calm expression on his face.
After a while, he suddenly showed a smile: "It's good, isn't it. Winston also said that I'm not made to be a lord, and it's a miracle to get to this point. It's not bad to let other people become lords, so we Now you can focus on your swordplay."
"elder brother……"
"It doesn't matter. I have no problem. I will announce it directly tomorrow. It is nothing special. It sounds like the Merchant Association has a certain relationship with you, so it shouldn't be a problem for the Merchant Association to continue to manage Sulfur City, right?"
After thinking for a moment, Lu Fan nodded: "Probably not."
"That's fine, I'm finally free, so be it. Pandora, entertain all the guests with me, and bring out the wine I have treasured. We will not get drunk tonight."
"Yeah!" the Obsidian driver shouted excitedly.
Although Pan De expressed that he was going to make a big fuss, the things he brought out were still a bit shabby.
Moldy hams went straight to the table, and sulfur-smoked vegetables had a disgusting color.
Goat's milk is fresh, but its origin is suspicious, so few people dare to touch it.
The only thing worthy of praise is sulfur wine. Fresh sulfur is combined with clear water full of sulfides. After forty-nine days of fermentation, the final result is a wine that makes people forget to return.
This wine has a strong smell and a special taste. Even Brant, who is a human, thinks it tastes good, so he can't help but drink a few more glasses.
Others were so drunk that their voices could even be heard in nearby factories.
In the middle of the reception, the drunk Pan De staggered out of Sulfur City, climbed to the top of the house, and fell into a deep sleep.
I don't know how long it took, but he felt that the surroundings were getting hotter and hotter, and the smell around him was getting more and more fragrant.
"Strange, what's going on?" asked the drunken Pender.
"It's roasted whole lamb."
"Oh, leave me a leg, add more cumin, that fragrance."
"Don't worry, I will definitely keep it for you."
Pender closed his eyes in satisfaction, but the last trace of reason told him that the current situation was not right.
Sitting up abruptly, he stared at the two slimes beside him with wide eyes: "What are you doing?"
"Roast the whole lamb." The little master said drunkenly.
"Where are the sheep?"
"Aren't you just that?" Boss, don't change it and drink a bottle of sulfur wine.
Pendor exploded in an instant, directly extinguishing his own flames, and said helplessly to the two slimes, "Is it okay not to do this?"
"Yo, are you still angry?" The blushing little boss jumped on the half-cooked Pender, "Hit me when you are angry, idiot."
"Mr. Master..."
"You can't do this." The boss came over without changing his mind, "It's hard to run the dungeon for fifteen years, so I can give it away as soon as I say it. This half-goat is super inferior."
"It was the same back then. This guy was also super inferior to Wolff. If it weren't for us and Mr. Lu, he would have knelt down at that time."
"It's obviously not brave enough to send it so freely now."
The two drunken slimes had their mouths full of stinky mouths, and they narrated the events of the past and the present one by one. Every sentence had a critical impact on Pender's heart, tearing his fragile heart away. into pieces.
Even the half-goat, who is cowardly by nature, was angry at this time.
Catalyzed by the alcohol, the half-goat man Pan De snatched the wine from Xiaodangjia, emptied the bottle, and then jumped into the house Gundam ignoring the flames that sprang from him.
"Let's go!" Pendor yelled.
Two slimes who were almost drunk jumped to Pendor's side, held up the wine bottle and asked loudly: "What are you doing!"
"Crush them to death! House Gundam, activate!"
"start up!"
Pan De shouted excitedly, but the House Gundam under him didn't respond.
He glanced awkwardly at the two slimes whose emotions were gradually tempering, and said in a low voice, "I don't know how to drive a Gundam house."
"Then you were hammering a hammer just now! Find someone who can tell!"
"Ah, I will."
The drunken driver jumped down from the top, kicked Pender away from the driver's seat, and asked while drinking, "What are you doing, boss?"
"See that factory over there, kill them!"
"Understood, let's go!" The driver raised his glass excitedly, "Let's make a fuss!"
The house began to tremble violently.
This huge war machine was finally activated, every part was transformed into a war form, and passed away towards the factory under construction.
A large number of man-made demons are as small as ants in this war weapon, and huge factories are destroyed in front of the war weapon like building blocks.
Under Pan De's command, the four drunks laughed and ran over every corner of the factory until they rushed into the open space in the middle of the factory.
The moment it entered the open space, the magic circle on the ground suddenly glowed, and the house above it disappeared without a trace.
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