This Group of Players Are All Slimes

Remember【】for a second!

Back at the Adventurer's Association, Snow poured a cup of hot tea for the butler, and then asked, "So, what do you want from me?"

"Can you drive these guys away first?"

Beside the butler, a lot of slimes crowded the room, and even hung a few on the wall.

"Don't worry about them, they just want to hide the mission. By the way, what did you call me just now?"

"Your Majesty, you may not know that your father is the king of the northern kingdom, and now he..."

"Ah, I know." Snow waved his hand indifferently.

"You know, about your mother..."

"I also know, I already know who my mother is, why she died, and why I was abandoned outside. But I don't care about these. If you just came here to tell me about my identity, then you can go back. I knew those things from the beginning. Don't underestimate the information network of the Adventurer's Association, I have checked it very clearly."

The housekeeper was speechless.

I thought that the other party would be panicked, angry, and maybe secretly happy when they knew their identity, and they would have some thoughts about the country in the north.

However, the other party's indifferent attitude was completely beyond his expectation, and there was no special reaction at all.

After struggling for a while, she was still ready to tell some information: "Your father is critically ill."

"Oh, and then?"

"He issued an order before, that is, whoever can marry a woman with a mole at the corner of her eye, then the throne will belong to the other party. But now he is critically ill, so the previous order is invalidated, and all the children will go back to follow the next order."

"Is the throne meaningful in this era?" Snow yawned. "It will be wiped out by a group of passers-by in minutes. That kind of place has no value."

"What nonsense are you talking about!" Mengxin Mengxin, who was on the coffee table, shouted, "Such a good excuse for declaring war, quickly condemn it and launch a colonial war after five rounds!"

"You're the bullshit!" Steel Torrent shouted, "It's clearly a war of liberation, and you've spent four hundred hours playing Civilization 6 for nothing!"

Snow looked helplessly at the group of slimes, then turned his head and said to the butler, "I don't have any interest. To be honest, I was already tired enough to take off my clothes and look for the royal family. It's hard for me to take a rest. I don't want my rare vacation to be spent on boring battles for the throne."

"But, that's the throne!" The butler was still struggling,

"It has legal orthodoxy. It can be recognized from the Church of Roland immediately after the great integration is over, and it will be inherited after the war is over."

"It doesn't matter whether Roland Church exists or not." Snow shook his head indifferently, "I'm quite satisfied with my life now. If I can't do business when I go back like this, please tell me to give up automatically. Alright, goodbye."

"Well, it's late now..."

Snow frowned in disdain: "Go to my room to sleep tonight, I can just rest here. There is a bathtub and hot water there, you can take a bath."

"Aren't you going back?"

"I don't want to share a room with anyone, especially a woman. I don't want you to have my son's idea."

The short-haired butler looked helplessly at Snow: "How did you become so vulgar? You used to..."

"What happened to me before?"

"I have heard that you were once a very polite man, courteous, and capable in domestic affairs."

In an instant, Snow recalled the previous days.

During that time, every day was frightening, but it was not without bright colors. A gentle and lovely big sister would prepare delicious sandwiches for him every day, and there would be sweet honey tea after eating, and finally he could lean on the big sister's body to slowly fall asleep.

Looking back now, it seems like my first love...

But immediately, he shook his head vigorously: "I can't remember those days. You go, I'm not going back"

"Go, everyone is bored." Wolong rubbed Snow's thigh, "I'll show you Haokang, my new game. The gold medal planner praised it as something that is simply beyond the reach of human beings."

"...Are you sure he is praising you? If you are bored, just lick each other, and leave me alone anyway. I'm going to waste my time like a useless person."

Snow couldn't wait to leave here, completely unaware that hundreds of eyes were silently looking at him.

At noon the next day, Snow woke up from his sleep and was just about to stretch, when he found that he couldn't move at all.

He thought he had a sudden illness, but when he opened his eyes, he realized that he was tightly tied to the mast.

Cotton-like white clouds flew past him, and the oncoming cold wind made him wonder why he only woke up now.

Below him, a group of slimes were playing cards around the butler. Looking at the butler's thoughtful appearance, this game must be very anxious.

And beside him, another prince was also hung there, floating in the wind like a cocoon.

Recalling the content of last night, he remembered that he stayed alone in the hall, closed all the doors and lights, and then wrapped himself in the quilt to watch the clock, slowly wasting his life with extremely boring time.

When he was really sleepy, he drank a glass of milk and fell asleep peacefully. The milk was handed to him by a slime who appeared out of nowhere.

Slime...

"That's why you bastards plotted against me!" Snow roared angrily.

"Look, that cripple is awake." Crouching Dragon throws his cards away, pointing at Snow above his head and shouting.

"Don't throw cards at random, throw cards when you are about to lose, don't play if you can't afford it!" the butler shouted dissatisfied.

"Throwing cards is also a kind of playing cards, don't play if you feel uncomfortable."

"Let me down before you quarrel." Snow snorted dissatisfied.

After being put down, Snow found himself on a fast shuttle. Hundreds of slimes were lying on the deck excitedly, watching the scene flying past below.

"Look there's a fight going on there."

"Wave 'em up and show off my amazing cute ass."

"...Although I don't want to say too much, but you bastard... I'll fuck it, it's really charming and cute."

"You guys really can't sit still." Snow, who picked up the coffee, rubbed his temples, "Just participated in the siege of the demigod, and now he's doing this kind of thing again."

"Nonsense, there is so little entertainment time every day, and so little time to play games, how can we not make full use of time." Wolong came over and said.

Snow sighed: "So, the reason you kidnapped me was because you were bored? Because I have the title of a prince, so you are going to use me as an excuse to declare war? What am I? Your tool man?"

"That said, we never regarded you as a human being."

"So it's just a tool... Thank you very much." Snow said weakly, "So, housekeeper, did you participate?"

The butler stood awkwardly behind Snow, bowed his head respectfully: "Sorry, I don't want to, but I have to carry out your father's order."

"Okay, okay, but let me declare first that I'm not interested in everything in the northern border country. I just took a look and left. By the way, the guy above my head should be my half-brother. Is it okay to put it there?"

"It does not matter."

"Aren't you his butler?"

"I am the king's steward." The steward said with a smile, "I have only one object of allegiance, and that is His Majesty the king. Whoever can sit in that position will get everything from me."

After a pause, the butler stretched out his fingers to open the corner of his mouth, showing a mischievous yet charming smile: "Of course, I prefer it to be you."

Snow directly opened the butler's hand: "It's a boring trick, don't play your tricks on me. The kingdom of the north is coming soon, prepare to enter the city."

"Okay, okay, listen to you."

The housekeeper shrugged helplessly, walked into the cabin, and began to prepare for entering the city.

The place where Snow hit was still aching, and the slender fingertips were a little red, but it would heal after a while.

Holding the reddened place in his mouth, the butler said softly, "You're getting less and less cute, and you used to say you wanted to marry me."