This Guy Can Get Along Well, But He Really Doesn't Get Used To It When Things Happen!
Chapter 59: His Mouth Is Too Cruel!
Cheng Feng's words immediately shocked the audience in the live broadcast room!
"Qingshan is lucky enough to bury loyal bones, but sea cucumbers are innocent enough to feed the national football team?! Brother Cheng's words are so awesome!!"
"Brother Cheng is really the king of golden sentences. He speaks with such high lethality just by opening his mouth!!!"
"Hahaha! Are you worthy of sea cucumber? Hahaha!!"
"I think I'm sorry!! Hahaha!!"
"What a shame, what Brother Cheng scolded is so right!! It's better to listen to Brother Cheng scold someone!!"
"Damn it, I get so angry when I think about sea cucumbers! I felt so wronged by eating sea cucumbers, but ended up kicking me like this! Who are you scolding if I don't scold you?!"
"RiNM, spit it out!!!"
The audience in the stadium also had goosebumps all over their bodies due to Cheng Feng's words!
Cheng Feng is so awesome! ! A casual sentence can perfectly express everyone's emotions!
So, everyone cursed Wu Xiaoxi in unison.
"RiNM, spit it out!!!"
"RiNM, spit it out!!!"
Wu Xiaoxi’s face turned purple! But he couldn’t refute a single word!
What a shame!
Cheng Feng continued to stare at him and curse.
"You still have the nerve to scream?! You can't even beat the fucking Monkey Country! Do you know what it means when the national football team loses to the Monkey Country?"
After hearing Cheng Feng's words, everyone's ears pricked up.
Equivalent to what?
Cheng Feng slammed the commentary table and cursed.
"It's equivalent to Lin Daiyu warming wine and killing Hua Xiong!!"
"It's equivalent to uprooting Lu Zhishen from a weeping willow!!"
"It's equivalent to Huo Jin outrunning Su Bingtian without using a wheelchair!!"
“It’s equivalent to being killed by pigs during the Chinese New Year!!”
"It's equivalent to a three-year-old kid dunking on Olivier!!"
Cheng Feng pointed at the sports drink advertisement in the stadium!
"Looking at you guys kicking like this, Lehu doesn't dare to activate his positive energy!!!"
Cheng Feng's barrage of cannons stunned everyone!
Then there was a burst of laughter in the live broadcast room.
"Hahaha, I'm laughing so hard! Brother Cheng's mouth is too disrespectful!"
"Lin Daiyu warmed the wine and killed Hua Xiong, and the weeping willow tree uprooted Lu Zhishen! Hahaha, what the hell is this!!"
"Brother Cheng, how did you come up with these words!!"
"It made me laugh so hard!! Brother Cheng's words were so funny and relieving!"
"It's so damn graphic, isn't that what it's like! It can't even defeat the Monkey Kingdom, which is at the bottom. It's really just a pig slaughter during the Chinese New Year, but the pigs killed it back!"
Everyone laughed.
Wu Xiaoxi and other players' faces turned red and white!
This anchor's mouth is really too dark!
They have been scolded for so many years!
Without that shamelessness, I really wouldn't be able to stay in their position for long!
The players of the national football team believe that their ability to withstand pressure is already maxed out!
But Cheng Feng's words still allowed them to break through the defense! !
So damn cruel!
You are scolding me in a different way! !
However, once Cheng Feng's offensive is launched, it is not so easy to stop!
"Say I don't understand football? Say the fans don't understand football??"
"Let me teach you what football is!"
"Football is a sport invented by Ingrid people. After 22 people on the field fought fiercely and fought hard for 90 minutes, the national football team finally lost!!"
Everyone was laughing again!
Wu Xiaoxi held up the trumpet and shouted at the top of her lungs.
"What's wrong with losing? Do you know how difficult it is to play a game? Do you know how much psychological pressure we have when you still have such an attitude when we play at home?!"
"You can kick it if you can!!"
Other players also found reasons.
"Yes, and the weather is bad today! It's so wet!"
"Yes, you can do it!!"
Cheng Feng responded immediately.
"What's wrong with losing? You have the nerve to ask even though you have tens of millions in salary!??"
"Don't talk about tens of millions, even if I spend tens of thousands of dollars to buy a few dog tethers, I can still play better than you on the court!!"
"You are still making excuses. You can't find the fucking ball on the court. Why are you making excuses after practicing all day?!"
"Stop talking nonsense, I'll help you make excuses! Just say this next time you deal with fans!"
"Why did you lose?!"
"1. The turf is not adapted to it: the turf is too hard; the turf is too soft; or it is not adapted to broadleaf grass and other grasses!"
"2. Reasons for the weather: snow; rain; cold; heat; neither cold nor hot!"
"3. Stadium factors: away games affect the atmosphere; home games cause too much interference; the audience doesn't cheer for us; someone throws grenades into the field!"
Cheng Feng was furious and continued!
"You have the nerve to let me go?!"
"So many people across the country are supporting you, why the hell do you want us to be there?"
"Then why do we support you?!"
"I criticize a refrigerator as rubbish, but I still have to know how to refrigerate it myself?!!!"
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