This heavenly master is not serious
Chapter 183 Xu Yang enters the underworld (please subscribe)
Today is July 25, the seventh day of the sixth lunar month.
When Xu Yang thought that he was getting married tomorrow, he still felt a little bit nervous.
Had breakfast.
Xu Yang contacted Yang Fan's uncle and asked about the situation of the farmhouse.
"Master Xu, the farmhouse was completed at around 5 o'clock in the morning. Those ghosts... the workers have just finished cleaning."
Boss Yang asked in a low voice on the phone: "Master Xu, do you want me to cook some food for them? After all, hundreds of ghosts have been working day and night for several days. If I don't treat them well, I will feel sad in my heart." Sorry.”
At this moment, Yang Wancheng is at his farmhouse.
Looking at the brand new farmhouse, the exterior is retro and rural-style, and the interior is decorated with pornographic elements, giving it a "heaven and earth" feeling.
Even the land within 700 to 800 meters around the farmhouse outside has been leveled by the ghosts, and the plots are square and very neat.
This was much better than his previous plan, and it was completed in a few days without paying any labor costs. When Yang Wancheng faced a group of ghosts, he always felt uncomfortable and felt sorry for them.
If I don't do something about this, I'm afraid I'll have nightmares when I sleep at night.
Xu Yang smiled and said: "If you feel bad, just give them some salary. I will be going to the store later, and you can arrange for someone to come and pick it up."
Burning salary?
Yang Wancheng was stunned?
But soon he remembered that his nephew had said that Xu Yang was engaged in this kind of business, and he immediately started driving into the city in person.
"Boss Yang."
"I've already prepared the money for you."
In the funeral shop, Xu Yang had already packed two sacks of "underworld money". He said: "Now that the farmhouse has been completed, it's time for us to talk about the wedding banquet. I don't know much about this aspect. Does Boss Yang have any suggestions?" "
"Master Xu, just don't worry about this."
But Yang Wancheng smiled and said: "So... how many guests did you invite? How many people will come? Leave the rest to me and I will make arrangements."
How many people are coming?
Xu Yang thought for a while and said: "There may not be many people coming, but there should be many ghost friends... Boss Yang, prepare more ingredients, and use expensive and good ones!"
"By the way, there are also cigarettes and alcohol."
Xu Yang said: "The cigarettes must all be made of Huazi, and we must make sure there is one on every table... When the ghost friends can't smoke, we will burn them for them on the spot. All the wine must be Maotai, which must be genuine. There must be at least three bottles on one table!" "
"You should at least prepare three hundred tables first. If it's not enough, we'll make up for it when the time comes."
Yang Wancheng's heart beat wildly when he heard this.
He originally planned to organize Xu Yang's wedding banquet himself.
No fees will be charged at that time, and you will have a good relationship with Xu Yang.
But when Xu Yang said this, he felt panicked...
Three hundred tables?
According to Xu Yang's requirements, a table would cost RMB 4,000 for drinks and cigarettes alone, and the ingredients must be expensive and well-used. As a table, it would cost RMB 8,000, so a table of three hundred would cost RMB 2.4 million!
His entire net worth is only three to four million.
This guy is also a ruthless person, so he immediately gritted his teeth and agreed, saying: "Master Xu, don't worry, I will definitely arrange everything for you... In this case, I will contact the chef first and ask them to come up with a menu, Xu Master, if you think it is feasible, I will immediately arrange for someone to buy the ingredients."
"In addition, with so many ingredients, a lot of manpower is needed for cleaning and preparation... I have opened a farmhouse over the years, and I have accumulated some contacts. I know the owners of several restaurants in the city, and I can transfer people from there!"
Yang Wancheng left in a hurry.
Xu Yang, on the other hand, prepared invitations and wedding candies, and invited some neighbors.
Most of these neighbors are old people who have been doing business here for more than ten years. They were all familiar with the old man when he was here. After the old man left, they took good care of Xu Yang...
For example, the proprietress of the hardware store next door, although she usually likes to gossip, during that period of time, she almost cooked and delivered Xu Yang's three meals a day!
Neighbors were very happy when they heard the news that Xu Yang was getting married.
The owner of the bakery shop across the street had red eyes and couldn't help but said: "Hey, if Lao Xu was still here, he would be so happy to see this scene... Back then, he often said that you were the most worried about him, no? To think that in the blink of an eye, you went from being a little baby to getting married now!"
Xu Yang also thought of the old man.
For a moment, I felt a little sad.
At this moment, a Land Rover parked in front of the funeral store.
Marlboro was wearing a floral shirt and a big vest, with a leather bag tucked under his creak. He got out of the car with a carefree look. When he saw Xu Yang, he immediately took off his sunglasses and said, "Master Xu, I heard that you are getting married? Congratulations. !”
Xu Yang was stunned, he didn't invite Marlboro, and said in surprise: "Mr. Wan, how did you know that I'm getting married?"
Marlboro said: "My niece said it."
"Doctor Wan?"
Xu Yang was even more confused because he did not invite Wan Qian.
In fact, Xu Yang and Wan Qian have a "doctor-patient" relationship. At first, Wan Qian regarded herself as a "patient", and then she was asked by her grandfather to solve the problem in a dream for Xu Yang.
Since then, the two have never met again.
How did Wan Qian know that she was getting married?
Marlboro smiled and said: "My eldest niece called me this morning and said that she dreamed of the old man last night. The old man said that Master Xu is getting married..."
The old man is asking for a dream?
This makes sense.
After all, Yue Qiluo deliberately spread the news about her own marriage, and now it has spread throughout the ghost circles in Xixia. Who doesn't know that the "Northwestern Hammer King" is getting married to the two ladies of the Yue family?
"Master Xu, have you booked the place and time for your wedding banquet?"
Marlboro said: "This way... I will arrange a few female anchors for you. Then go over to sing and dance to create an atmosphere. There will also be a master of ceremonies... I also know friends in this field, and there will be a wedding car..."
"Thank you, Mr. Wan, for your kindness."
Xu Yang smiled and said: "There is no need for a wedding car. What I am planning to do is a classic wedding with a sedan chair...but I can have this emcee. If Mr. Wan hadn't told me, I would have forgotten about it."
It is naturally a good thing to arrange for a few female anchors to sing and dance.
As for the music and dance, Yue Qiluo has already arranged it. I heard that they borrowed a group of professional female ghosts from the brothels in the ghost market. They are good at singing and dancing. It would be great to hire a few female anchors to liven up the atmosphere.
Moreover, Marlboro is a media company. They have all the equipment there and can set up the stage, so you don’t have to worry about it yourself.
Seeing Xu Yang nodding, Marlboro was very happy.
Being able to get closer to this kind of "master" will definitely be of great benefit to his future development.
He asked again: "By the way, Master Xu...can I arrange for someone to live broadcast your wedding? I think in your capacity, the wedding must be grand. When the time comes, a live broadcast will be very popular."
"no."
Xu Yang shook his head and said seriously: "There is no need to discuss this matter. My wedding is indeed extraordinary, so it cannot be broadcast live... Otherwise, once the video is circulated, I am afraid it will cause global panic."
Marlboro was shocked.
Global panic?
Is it so suspenseful?
However, he didn't know that Xu Yang didn't tell lies.
When the time comes, a large number of evil spirits will come to the wedding... and there will even be a war!
Nowadays, although there are more and more "weird cases" around the world, various countries have not fully disclosed them yet. Although there are various supernatural rumors and collections of strange events on the Internet, those things are true or false, and there are no videos or pictures to prove them. Yes, many people watch it for fun.
Another busy day.
In the afternoon, Xu Yang went to the mall and got the wedding clothes and phoenix crowns he had ordered. He burned four sets on the spot and gave them to two sisters, Liu Shishi, Yang Yin and Yue Qiluo respectively, and the remaining set to Yunmeng River.
At night.
After dinner at home, the fifth daughter went to Yue Mansion.
As brides, they have to stay at Yue Mansion tonight, wait until tomorrow, put on makeup, put their hair in a bun, and then follow the wedding procession down the mountain to the wedding venue at the farmhouse.
Xu Yang went to the farmhouse again and told Yang Wancheng to free up a large room as a temporary wedding room.
In addition, the farmhouse also needs to be decorated and decorated.
Considering that many evil spirits would come to the wedding, Xu Yang set the wedding time at 8:30 pm.
In Wucheng in summer, the sun doesn’t set until 8:30.
"correct!"
"There is also the word "Happy"...I posted the word "Happy" starting from the farmhouse and all the way along the road. It was posted on the trees and telephone poles on the roadside."
As for things like salutes, Xu Yang didn't have to worry about it.
Ma Long had already taken these things.
After being busy until 10 o'clock in the evening, Xu Yang returned to Wucheng.
He did not go back to the villa, but went to the funeral shop, took out some paper money, some paper bundles, and went to the supermarket to buy two bottles of good wine. He walked out of the city and came to the cemetery in the suburbs, where he sat on the grave of the old man. forward.
Xu Yang found someone to repair the old man's grave again.
He knew that there were no bones in the grave, but at this moment, Xu Yang had nowhere to go.
Burn the paper money and paper bundles one by one.
Xu Yang took out a bottle of wine and sprinkled it in front of the old man's grave. He took a bottle himself and said while drinking: "Old man... you said that you are a master of magical powers. You have been down there for more than four years, why don't you? Come back and see me?"
"You used to scold me for not being able to have a wife when you grow up..."
"But now I'm getting married, and five at a time!"
Xu Yang said with a smile, his eyes red.
As he spoke, he couldn't help crying.
The fire element charm on his body turned, and the tears evaporated, and he said again: "I will help you pick up the bridge you have made in the world. I will help you get back the things you have lost with my own hands."
"You, just enjoy yourself down here."
"When you have free time, come back and take a look. If you can't come back, just give me a dream."
"When the road of yin and yang resumes in the future, and the door of hell is wide open, grandson, I will find an opportunity to take your granddaughter-in-law down to see you..."
After sitting at the old man's grave until about 1 o'clock in the morning, Xu Yang wandered back to the funeral shop.
He didn't practice.
Instead of drawing the talisman, he went to the second floor, lay on the bed and fell asleep.
In a daze...
got windy.
Xu Yang opened his eyes and found himself in a gray world, surrounded by dead woods with no editor visible at a glance, and a muddy path at his feet.
In the sky, human-headed lanterns were flying around with red candles in their hands, like fireflies.
"This is……"
"My dream?"
Xu Yang rubbed his eyes and asked doubtfully: "What's going on? How could I have such a dream?"
He walked forward along the path, and he didn't know how long he walked, when he suddenly found...
A huge city lay across the front.
"Fengdu City?"
Looking at the three big characters on the city, Xu Yang fell into deep thought...
here it is……
The underworld?
In other words, on the way to the underworld?
Fengdu City, also called Fengdu Ghost City, is the legendary gateway to the underworld.
In Daxia, there is also a "Fengdu City", which was called "Bazibiedu" in ancient times. It is located in Fengdu County, Sichuan Province. It is known as the most terrifying scenic spot in Daxia.
This "Fengdu City" is completely modeled after the legendary "Fengdu Ghost City". It includes scenic spots such as Guimen Pass and Naihe Bridge. It is said that many of the sculptures and buildings here are very scary. Even if you go there during the day, you will feel eerie. The feeling, let alone too late at night!
It is said on the Internet that Fengdu City is crowded with people during the day and no one is seen at night. This is not a lie.
With the architectural style there, you wouldn’t dare go in at night!
However, at this moment, Xu Yang is concerned about...
Why did I have such a strange dream?
"Could it be that I think about it every day and dream about it at night?"
"After I fell asleep, I accidentally used the dream-making technique and weaved a dream like this... Want to visit the old man in the underworld?"
Xu Yang secretly changed his mind.
Suddenly, a crunching sound came.
He turned around and saw a skeleton monster walking slowly from behind.
The skeleton monster was about 1.6 meters tall. It wore a steel helmet on its head, which seemed to have been picked up from the battlefield. It also held a rusty knife with a broken blade in its hand.
With two green will-o'-the-wisps burning in its eyes, it arrived in front of the city gate.
However, the tall city gate was tightly closed, and there were no "ghost officials" guarding the door. No matter how hard the skeleton smashed and knocked on the door, there was no sound.
Fengdu Ghost City is the gateway from the human world to the underworld, and the gate of this city is also called the "Ghost Gate"!
Xu Yang was stunned when he saw this scene.
I wipe it!
Is my dream so real?
This skeleton monster is a ghost. It wants to pass through the gate of hell and enter the underworld. However, the road between Yin and Yang is blocked, so it has no way to pass through the gate of hell.
Xu Yang stepped forward to the huge door, and saw that the skeleton monster was tired of knocking, and was resting against the door with a rusty knife. When it saw Xu Yang approaching, the two green will-o'-the-wisps in its eyes suddenly became brighter, and it opened its mouth. , making a hoarse sound like grinding teeth——
"broken!"
"The road is broken!"
"Young man, go back, go back..."
"This world is no longer the world it once was, and there is nothing that I miss anymore... You are still young, so don't do evil in the world. Maybe one day, when the road of Yin and Yang resumes, you can enter the underworld and be reincarnated!"
The will-o'-the-wisp in the skull's eyes suddenly flew out and turned into a force that attacked Xu Yang, as if to help Xu Yang return...
Then at this moment, the originally tight door suddenly opened a gap with a creak...
boom!
A huge suction force swept over and swallowed the two will-o'-the-wisps and Xu Yang into the portal.
Xu Yang only felt that the world was spinning and his consciousness was about to collapse when the suction force dissipated. After he landed, he looked around and saw that he was already in Fengdu Ghost City. Looking around, the surroundings were empty.
On the street, someone's headlights drifted.
There is a gray mist hanging around.
In the gray fog, there are many ghosts.
Xu Yang opened his mouth, and a look of disbelief flashed across his face!
He finally realized that he was not dreaming!
Everything in front of me was not a dream compiled by my unconscious dream-making technique...but for some reason, my soul actually fell into the underworld!
Xu Yang panicked!
I really want to go to the underworld to visit the old man... But that's only when the Yin-Yang Road resumes. When the time comes, entering the underworld, walking around and coming back will be like traveling!
Now that I have entered the underworld, how do I go back?
I'm getting married tomorrow!
He turned around to look for the "Gate of Hell", but there was no shadow of that tall portal just now?
However, the two green will-o'-the-wisps beside him suddenly transformed into an ancient veteran, grabbing Xu Yang's hand and laughing loudly: "Come in, we're in, the gate of hell is closed!"
"Hahahahaha!"
He jumped for joy: "When we come in, the gate of hell is closed, we can go to the underworld to look for our deceased relatives!"
Xu Yang threw away the veteran's hand, pushed him to the ground and blasted him with a blaster, and cursed angrily: "Are you looking for me? I really want to go back, okay..."
veteran:"………"
He puzzled: "We are ghosts, and this underworld is our destination. What are you doing back there?"
"I'm getting married tomorrow."
Xu Yang said truthfully: "I didn't die at all, okay? I just took a nap and came here after falling asleep!"
The veteran pondered for a long time, and then asked in a tentative tone: "Is it possible... that your life span has expired?"
Xu Yang: "......"
The veteran said again: "Your life span is over, so you seem to be asleep, but you are actually dead. But you are lucky... I have been dead for hundreds of years. Thirteen years ago, I suddenly revived. I have walked this yin-yang road countless times, almost giving up hope and burning myself to help you return to the yin world... I never thought that this time I would enter the Fengdu Ghost City!"
The veteran was very enthusiastic and said: "Come on, let's walk around. This Fengdu Ghost City is the gateway to the underworld. After passing here, we can enter the real underworld!"
Xu Yang's face was numb, and his whole body felt as if he had been struck by lightning!
Yangshou... is over?
This kind of thing happened to Sun Wukong in Journey to the West. After he fell asleep, he was seduced by the black and white impermanence and entered the underworld. Only then did the Monkey King cause trouble in the underworld. Modify The plot of Book of Life and Death.
Xu Yang is not the Monkey King, nor does he have such earth-shaking abilities.
He could only force himself to calm down.
"Will not!"
"No, I have entered the Taoist realm... A monk who has entered the Taoist realm has no disease or disaster, and can live to be 150 years old!"
"Martial arts heavenly beings, or magical monks, can even live for more than 300 years... If there is a way to extend life, it is possible to live longer. I am only in my 20s, how can it be possible that my life span is exhausted!"
He looked at the veteran and asked, "Do you know what to do next?"
Perhaps at this moment, if we continue walking and find out what is going on, we will have the possibility of going back, and even have a chance to see the old man.
However, the veteran shook his head and said: "I don't know... I just heard some ghosts describe Fengdu Ghost City. They said that Fengdu Ghost City is very prosperous and lively, but it doesn't seem like it is deserted here."
Just saying.
Suddenly, a group of Yin soldiers in armor strode forward, with swords and guns drawn out. They surrounded Xu Yang and the veterans and shouted, "Who are they? Don't they know the curfew in our Fengdu Ghost Town? Why are you wandering on the street in the middle of the night?"
The veteran wanted to run, but Xu Yang held him back.
He clasped his fists at the many Yin soldiers and said: "Everyone, I am the descendant of Xu Zu, the founder of Jingming Dao in Yangjian, Shen Gong Miaoji Zhenjun. I strayed into the Yin and Yang road and came here. I don't understand the rules. If there is a collision, I will still be here. I hope you guys will forgive me."
"oh?"
The attitude of the Yin soldiers was obviously much better, and the leader stood up.
He looked like a human, and his breath was like a ghost, but he didn't have the sinister aura of a ghost. He looked Xu Yang up and down and asked doubtfully: "Are you really the successor of Xu Tianshi? If you are the successor of Xu Tianshi, you should go to Tiancao after death. , why did you enter the underworld?"
Xu Yang: “…………”
How the hell do I know!
He cursed in his heart, and immediately added: "By the way, I am good friends with Wang Defa, the registered disciple of King Bian Cheng... That Wang Defa is a ghost official who went to the human world six hundred years ago, and now lives in our Xixia."
The Yin soldier sneered: "Lord King Biancheng likes to preach. When he preaches, I don't know how many souls come to listen to the sermon. Everyone who hears Lord Biancheng preaching likes to call themselves his registered disciples... ...If this is the case, among our brothers, who among us is not a disciple of King Bian Cheng?"
"..."
In Xu Yang's heart, he felt like he was screwed!
Oh shit!
This Wang Defa cheated me!
So I could only bite the bullet and said: "Brothers of the soldiers, I am not telling the truth that I accidentally entered Fengdu before my life was over... I am getting married tomorrow. If these brothers of the soldiers can send me back to the mortal world, I will definitely be generous." Pay it forward!"
"It's not you who has the final say whether your life span will end, but you have to check your birth date and fate by comparing it with the book of life and death!"
"As for sending you back?"
The Yin soldier smiled and said: "Now that the Yin-Yang road has not resumed, even we can't enter the Yang world. How can I send you off?"
…………
PS: Two chapters in one, only more than 9,600 words have been updated today, so I’ll make up for it tomorrow!
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