This heavenly master is not serious

"Here we come, Xiao Xu."

As soon as Feng Zhaoqing left, the proprietress of the hardware store next door appeared at the door of the funeral store.

She leaned on the door, chewing melon seeds and said: "You just got married a few days ago, why aren't you at home with your wife? Whose car did you just have? Did that person attend your wedding? Is he a big shot? ?”

"I……"

Before Xu Yang could speak, the proprietress of the hardware store suddenly lowered her voice and said mysteriously: "Xiao Xu, others say that the wives you married are not human beings... is that true?"

"..."

Xu Yang remained silent.

"Also...I heard from people that the country will teach martial arts recently. Do you know martial arts?"

Xu Yang smiled bitterly and said: "Auntie, what I do is not martial arts, but Taoism, and I am a Taoist cultivator.

This guy also went to his own wedding.

So there were a lot of things, and there was nothing to hide. The only thing Xu Yang was afraid of was her big mouth. If she said something here, it would be spread out. For fear of asking again, she quickly said: "Aunt, my wife is calling. I’m going home to eat, I’m going back first!”

Return to the villa.

Xu Yang told his wives that he was going to serve as the dean of the soon-to-be-built martial arts school. After hearing this, the women started talking about it.

Yue Qiluo joked: "Then I have to call you Dean Xu from now on?"

"Martial Arts School, it sounds very powerful...Does this academy recruit zombies?

Yun Mengxi's eyes lit up and she said: "I think back then I traveled all over the world, opened a noodle shop, sold straw sandals, went to foreign countries to kill cowboys, and joined a club in Xiangjiang... but I never went to college!"

"I heard that schools can now form clubs..."

She grabbed Xu Yang's arm and said coquettishly: "Husband, why don't you find a back door for me and recruit me into your school? Then I promise to form the most capable club for you!"

Xu Yang said expressionlessly: "You can go through the back door, but don't even think about entering the school."

"Hate!"

Yunmengxi understood what Xu Yang meant, and with a squeak, she raised her pink fist and hit Xu Yang's chest.

The other four women covered their mouths and smiled softly, a family of six, enjoying themselves happily.

After dinner, Yue Qiluo mentioned the ghost circle in Xixia Province.

She smiled and said: "As expected, as my husband expected, when the Gluttonous Ghost King and the Red Flame Ghost King died, the entire ghost circle in Xixia Province was shaken, and chaos broke out everywhere. There were even some top red-clothed people who could not escape and wanted to fight for the territory. One side.”

"But I have arrangements, and with the batch of weapons provided by my husband, I have a huge advantage in terms of strength and timing. Now, most of the Xixia realm is under my control. "

"That's very good."

Xu Yang smiled and asked: "The weapons I gave you really work? How effective are they?"

Yue Qiluo thought for a while and said four words - so terrifying!

"Are those crappy things really useful?"

On the side, Yun Mengxi said in astonishment: "Isn't it right? Ghosts and ghosts have no entity. Firearms can't cause harm to more powerful ghosts, right?"

"It stands to reason."

Yue Qiluo said: "However, the burned guns and ammunition may have undergone some changes, so they can also cause huge harm to the evil spirits. I have tried it. Husband, what kind of AK47 did you burn? One round of bullets is enough to kill a powerful person." The fierce ghost, even Hongyi was seriously injured."

"When the rocket launcher fires off, even Hong Yi might be killed."

Yes!

firearm!

The "weapons" Xu Yang provided to Yue Qiluo's men were 50 submachine guns, 200 automatic rifles, as well as several rocket launchers and a large number of grenades.

He knows how to make these things, and the idea came to him by chance when he passed by a toy stall.

At that time, it was just for fun. Anyway, they were just some toy guns and toy bazookas. They didn’t cost much for Xu Yang now. It didn’t matter even if they were burned and couldn’t be used.

But since it can be used, it’s interesting!

This means...

The way of war between ghosts and ghosts is about to change!

Yunmengxi asked again: "Can the burned gun pose a threat to humans?"

"That's not something I've tried."

"Then try it on me."

Yue Qiluo: "???"

Yunmengxi smiled and said: "Don't worry, ordinary guns and ammunition can't hurt me."

Yue Qiluo immediately took out a shotgun and hit Yunmengxi with a bang. The huge impact made Yunmengxi's body shake, and the bullets shot out penetrated Yunmengxi's clothes. .

Yunmengxi felt it for a while and said: "It is much less powerful than a real shotgun hitting me. A real shotgun has a sulfur smell and can cause a certain amount of damage to me, but this gun does not... But generally speaking , the power is pretty good.”

She wondered: "It's strange, why hasn't the underworld discovered this before?"

Xu Yang laughed out loud: "You won't know until this thing is burned. The key is that for five thousand years in Daxia, there has never been a habit of burning guns for the dead."

When he said this, something suddenly moved in his heart, and he said excitedly: "I know how to contact the old man... You guys stay at home for now, while I go to the funeral shop!"

He walked out the door and went straight to the funeral shop.

When passing by a supermarket, I rushed in and bought some toy submachine guns.

When he came to the funeral shop, Xu Yang took out a wad of valuables, a dozen pieces of paper to prick the girl, and then took out a note, which said——

"Hello, Ergou, Yin Bing Wang of Fengdu City. I am Xu Yang. I have returned to Yang. I am burning money for you this time because I want to ask your help for something. You died thirty-eight years ago. You should know How should these guns be used? After you get the guns, can you help me hand them over to the judge and ask him to come to me."

Then, he burned the pile of valuables, a dozen girls and several submachine guns.

…………

at the same time.

In the majestic Fengdu City, Wang Ergou, a man in armor, was sitting in an office doing work.

In front of him were some piles of official documents.

Since Xu Yangshao gave him a lot of money last time, Wang Ergou's life has become richer. He immediately used part of the money to establish connections and was transferred to the civil service department in Fengdu City.

His current level is almost the same as when he was guarding prisoners in the dungeon.

But the pay is much better... The key is that this job has the prospect of advancement.

After reviewing the official documents for a while, Wang Ergou put down his pen and couldn't help but sigh: "It's a pity... I didn't have much money left after I bought a house. Otherwise, I might be able to buy an official job..."

Buzz!

Just when Wang Ergou changed his mind, a piece of paper suddenly appeared in front of him.

Immediately afterwards, there was a thick stack of money, 12 beautiful girls, and five submachine guns.

Wang Ergou scanned the contents on the note and was immediately overjoyed.

He glanced at the 12 girls and understood in his heart...the girls burned down in the world are different from other things. They have a time limit for their existence. He immediately took the six girls home and took the six girls with him. When he came to his immediate boss, he gave one of them to his boss and said, "Sir, I have something important to do and want to see the judge."

The boss was overjoyed after accepting the girl, and immediately said: "Your Majesty, you and I can see each other when we meet... But if you can give me three or five more girls to let me run the operation, maybe It can be done!”

"Then that will trouble you, sir."

Wang Ergou immediately gave the remaining five girls to his boss, and secretly stuffed two large-denomination coins into them.

………………

Wucheng.

Inside the funeral home.

Xu Yang waited until 1 o'clock in the morning.

"Damn it!"

"What's going on?"

“Wang Ergou, this piece of shit, doesn’t just take money and doesn’t do anything, right?”

"It's been several hours, and the judge hasn't come to see me!"

Xu Yang cursed and left the funeral shop, locked the door and returned to the villa.

It was a long night and he had no intention of sleeping. Xu Yang tiptoed and entered Yue Yuluo's room. Unexpectedly, he only found out that Yue Qiluo was there after entering.

Compared to Yue Yuluo, Yue Qiluo was much more relaxed. She giggled and said, "Sister, how about we serve my husband together tonight?"

There is no need to describe the scenes that follow in detail.

Early the next morning, Xu Yang got up early.

After washing up, he ate a few bites of breakfast and rushed to the "Wucheng Vocational and Technical College".

Wucheng Vocational and Technical College, formerly known as "Wucheng Normal School", was founded in 1952 and has a history of 71 years. However, today, the sign has been taken down and replaced with "Wucheng Martial Arts School" with six Big words!

Inside the college, construction workers and many machines are busy renovating and expanding the college.

Hundreds of people gathered at the entrance of the college.

There were media reporters, but most of them were ordinary people. When they heard that "Wucheng Vocational and Technical College" had been changed to "Wucheng Martial Arts School", they all came to watch the excitement and check in... Some even started a live broadcast outside. It's getting hot!

soon.

The Spiritual Administration Bureau's car has arrived.

Feng Zhaoqing, Wang Lin and others got out of the car.

Among these media, there are people arranged by Feng Zhaoqing.

They immediately rushed forward and started taking pictures of Feng Zhaoqing. A reporter asked: "Hello sir, are you the person in charge of the Taoist Academy of Wucheng Martial Arts School?"

"Hello, sir, I heard that martial arts schools are opening in various places in Daxia. What is the purpose of opening martial arts schools?"

"If martial arts is really popularized among the people, how can we maintain public security?"

"I heard that there are also extraordinary powers in foreign countries. Who is more powerful, our warriors from Daxia or the extraordinary ones from abroad?"

Questions were thrown out one after another.

Feng Zhaoqing faced the camera and smiled and said: "Don't panic, everyone, ask one by one... First of all, let me introduce myself. My name is Feng Zhaoqing. I am a master of innate martial arts and the head of the Wucheng brigade of the Xixia Branch of the Spirit Management Bureau."

………………

And at this moment.

Among the crowd, two people were watching Feng Zhaoqing silently.

These two people are ordinary and have no aura, but they are actually two martial arts masters!

They come from the Shura Sect and use the secret method of treasures to hide their aura. In terms of combat power alone, either of these two people can easily kill Feng Zhaoqing, who has initially been promoted to the Grand Master realm...

certainly.

People from Shuramen are best at assassination!

If it was an assassination attempt, they would even be sure to kill Feng Zhaoqing in one move, leaving Feng Zhaoqing without any chance to resist!

However, these two people did not take action.

Their target is Xu Yang!

According to the rules of the Shura Sect, any task received must be completed. If it fails once, it will be twice, if it fails twice, it will be three times. I will not give up until the task is completed!

Since the revival of spiritual energy until now, the only mission Shura Sect has failed is one...

That is the prince!

They will never allow another person to come out!

If this is the case, how can the Shura Sect retain its dignity?

So this time, they sent two top gold medal killers... These two have never failed since their debut. They are good at disguising themselves and concealing their aura, and their assassination methods are among the best in the Shura Sect.

And at this moment.

The media reporter arranged by Feng Zhaoqing played his role. He asked loudly: "Captain Feng, what is the reason why Daxia established a martial arts school? Some people on the Internet say that practicing martial arts can strengthen the body, and cultivating Taoism can nourish the mind... Could it be that Is it just to keep fit and healthy?"

The smile on Feng Zhaoqing's face gradually dissipated, and he said solemnly: "If practicing martial arts and Taoism is really just for physical fitness, why should the country spend so much money to open a martial arts school?"

"I just said that the duty of our Spiritual Management Bureau is to solve supernatural cases and to protect the people!"

"Do you know how many people have died due to various supernatural cases in the past ten years?"

"Do you know how many people have sacrificed their lives to protect their families and the country since the establishment of the Spiritual Administration Bureau?"

Feng Zhaoqing told a string of data!

This bloody figure caused a moment of silence on the scene.

The reporter asked "cautiously": "Captain Feng, what exactly is the supernatural case you are talking about? Is it a ghost? A demon? A zombie or something like that?"

Feng Zhaoqing did not speak.

But his silent attitude is worth pondering.

At this moment, Xu Yang's car arrived.

Feng Zhaoqing took a look, put on a smile again, and said with a smile: "Didn't you ask before who is the person in charge of our Wucheng Martial Arts School? He is here..."

He pointed at Xu Yang.

At the same time, many reporters turned their guns and aimed at Xu Yang.

In the crowd, the two murderers looked at each other.

One of them quietly took out a gun with a silencer from his pocket.

"With a gun?"

Another person whispered: "It is said that Xu Yang is good at drawing talismans. He must have protective talismans such as diamond talismans on his body. Can I kill him with a gun?"

"My gun is the latest weapon developed by the foreign military. It is so powerful that it can easily kill an elephant with one shot... and the bullet also uses a new type of composite armor-piercing metal, which has a strong effect on Qi and mana. Extremely penetrating... He, Xu Yangyi, is a Taoist cultivator and his physical body is weak. Even if he is protected by a diamond talisman, he will never be able to block my shot!"

The man quietly pointed his gun at Xu Yang.

He hid in the crowd, his pistol hidden in his bag, and no one noticed anything unusual.

At this moment, Xu Yang was facing a crowd of media.

"Hello, are you the dean of our Wucheng Martial Arts School?"

"Sir, are you a warrior?"

"The major martial arts realms announced on the Internet. I wonder where you have reached, sir?"

I wipe it!

So many reporters?

Xu Yang said patiently: "Don't be anxious, everyone, come one by one... First of all, I am not a warrior, but a Taoist cultivator!"

"Taoist?"

A reporter asked again: "Sir, what is the difference between a Taoist cultivator and a martial artist?"

Xu Yang thought for a while and said seriously: "Taoist cultivation focuses on refining qi and enlightening the Tao. When a warrior practices martial arts, the focus is on strengthening the body and strengthening qi and blood. Just looking at the body alone, a warrior's body is very strong, while a Taoist's The physical body is very weak..."

He paused and said: "For example, for example, if a martial arts master is attacked by a gun, bullets may not be able to penetrate his physical defense. The same cannot be said for a Taoist priest. If someone is attacked at close range, If you shoot someone with a black gun, I’m afraid you’ll die with just one shot!”

Poof!

Xu Yang just finished speaking.

A slight sound came from the crowd.

The next moment, a diamond talisman on Xu Yang's body exploded automatically. Before he could react, he saw that the golden light protecting the body of the exploding diamond talisman was shattered, and then he felt a pain in the center of his eyebrow...

when!

A squeezed and deformed bullet landed at Xu Yang's feet. It bounced a few times and made a crisp sound.

"Ouch……"

Xu Yang screamed strangely, covered his head and shouted: "Who...who fired the shot?"

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PS: I revised it for 2 hours and deleted hundreds of words. It’s so uncomfortable!