This heavenly master is not serious

"Ah this..."

Looking at the Meow Girl in his arms, Xu Yang was stunned!

Infinite Heavenly Lord...

Pindao really didn’t have any bad intentions, he just wanted to tease the ghost market boss and this little orange cat!

Who would have thought that this little orange cat could actually transform! ! !

How can you bear this?

Xu Yang quickly said: "Change back...change back quickly!"

Meow Girl: “…………”

"Ding!"

"The cat demon was frightened, its merit value +100, and its agility +1."

"Xu Yang!"

The owner of the haunted house was even more furious. Yin energy rose from her body, and a ghost realm emerged behind her. There was a strange fire in her eyes, and she said in a deep voice: "You have an irreconcilable relationship with Mr. Cui Fu. I don't want to offend you, but this This is not a reason for you to be so arrogant... Xiaomei, come here, it’s okay for my sister not to accept this land law!"

Meow Girl transformed into an orange cat and quickly jumped into the arms of the haunted house owner.

hetui!

She spat at Xu Yang.

The black cat eyes were full of disgust, and he murmured: "Sister, I'm sorry, I didn't expect that this Hammer Taoist priest is actually as disgusting as the legend!"

Xu Yang: "......"

He jumped up from the sofa and shouted: "Wait...what do you mean by this?"

Now that I have become notorious in the Xixia "ghost circle", it has even reached the point where the ghosts are "frightened" by hearing the news. I really can't afford to be slandered by rumors, so I explained seriously: "I am just teasing you, and I I didn’t expect that little meow would turn into a meow girl.”

"When she transformed, I quickly made her transform back... Damn it!"

Halfway through the words, Xu Yang came to his senses and said with a dark face: "You don't think I like cat form, do you?"

The little orange cat asked: "Isn't it?"

"What the hell!!!"

Xu Yang was about to cry but had no tears, and said: "I also know that my reputation in the ghost circle is not very good, but these are all rumors... not to mention that my orientation is very normal, so please don't worry!"

Said.

He threw the Land Law directly with his hand and said: "You take this Land Law and refine it... As for the conditions... it is just as you said before. I will ask you to help me clear up some troubles in the future."

"Are you really willing to give me the land decree?"

The woman couldn't believe it. She grabbed the land decree and said, "As far as I know, your five wives are not human beings, and four of them are ghosts..."

Halfway through the sentence.

The woman reacted.

Considering the relationship between Xu Yang and Cui Fujun, it is not difficult to arrange an identity for his wife. A land decree is indeed nothing to him!

So he suppressed the joy in his heart, solemnly put away the land decree and said: "My name is Yueniang, and I am a resident of [Luofu Mansion]. Later, because my family offended a big shot in Luofu Mountain, the family was ruined. I wandered around the underworld incognito." , and finally became a ghost immortal."

"It's just that the big man's hands and eyes are all over the sky. I didn't expect that they would eventually discover me. In order to avoid their pursuit, I threw myself into the Yellow Spring River, but I never thought that I would encounter a rift in time and space, and I came to the human world by chance."

Luofu Mountain?

According to rumors, the Southern Ghost Emperor, one of the five ghost emperors, governs "Luofu Mountain".

Could this [Luofu Mansion] be the jurisdiction of the Southern Ghost Emperor?

Xu Yang changed his mind and said, "Just tell me your name. As for your origin, there is no need to go into detail."

But Yueniang said: "Master Xu gave me the land decree and gave me an identity, which is tantamount to saving my life... Such a great favor, I naturally have to express it, the conditions I mentioned before are still valid... If Master Xu If you need me, Yueniang, just ask me!"

The little orange cat also said: "Master Xu, I'm sorry, Xiao Miao misunderstood you... If you are willing, Xiao Miao's previous conditions will also count."

"..."

Xu Yang couldn't help but glance at the orange cat.

To be honest, the offer is very tempting.

What man wouldn’t like a cat girl with short ears?

And this Yue Niang...

Very good too.

But now, he had to show his superior demeanor and said calmly: "It's just a land decree, it's nothing... As for whether it will be useful to get two places, let's wait and see in the future."

We left each other’s contact information.

Xu Yang left the haunted house immediately with the excuse that his "friends" were still waiting for him outside.

Watching Xu Yang leave, the little orange cat stood up after landing, patted his furry belly with his little paws and said: "Oh...sister, I'm scared to death. I thought Master Xu said we'll talk about it later." Let’s talk about it later!”

Yueniang was stunned: "Is there any difference?"

The little orange cat chuckled and said, "You have been in the human world for too short a time, and you don't understand the culture of the human world very well... Let's talk about this later, it's just a literal meaning!"

"ah!"

Yueniang reacted and immediately grabbed the little orange cat and scratched its squeaking nest.

One person and one cat played around for a while, and Yueniang suddenly burst into tears and choked up.

The little orange cat was at a loss and asked: "Why is sister crying?"

"I'm so happy!"

Yueniang wiped her tears and said: "I have been wandering in the underworld incognito for more than two hundred years. I have lived in fear every day. After entering the human world, I have been worried that I will be wanted by the underworld. Now I finally have an identity. I don't have to worry about it anymore." Live such a life of fear!"

She held the Land Law tightly and said: "Xiao Meow, after my sister refines the Land Law, I will take you shopping and buy your favorite cat food..."

…………

And at this moment.

Xu Yang has already left the haunted house.

Outside the haunted house, Ma Long sat on a chair with a bruised nose and swollen face. When he saw Xu Yang coming out, he immediately covered his face.

Xu Yang was surprised and couldn't help but ask: "Ma Long, what's wrong with you?"

Ma Long looked away and said, "I ran too fast when I came out and fell down."

"If you fall down, can you still leave a slap mark?"

Naturally, Xu Yang didn't believe Ma Long's lies. He asked again and again, but Ma Long didn't say who hit him. He just shook his head and said, "The person who hit me is just an ordinary person, Lao Xu... I think about this matter." Solve it yourself!”

Apparently.

Malone's pride was shaken.

If he had been in the past, he would have called his friends on the phone and pushed the person who hit him to the ground and rubbed him.

But now, he is a "practitioner"!

How shameless would it be to find someone to help?

Seeing that Ma Long was so determined, Xu Yang nodded happily and said: "Since the other party is just an ordinary person, then you can just find your own place..."

In fact.

He already guessed what happened.

High probability...

It was the muscular man who ran away, and Ma Long took his girlfriend out of the haunted house... and then the two had a conflict.

Originally, he planned to leave this matter to Ma Long himself to solve according to what Ma Long said...

But when Xu Yang's mental strength cleared, he found that the muscular man was chattering in front of the roller coaster not far away, bragging to his friends about the heroic deeds of "beating someone up". Even his little girlfriend also followed and scolded Ma Long. When "the toad wants to eat swan meat", Xu Yang couldn't help it.

He said to Ma Long: "Brother Long, stay here and don't move around. I'll buy some oranges."

"Buy your uncle!"

When Ma Long heard Xu Yang's joke, he immediately smashed the empty drink bottle in his hand, a smile spread across his lips, and the depression in his heart dissipated a lot!

Xu Yang, on the other hand, walked through the playground and came straight to the muscular man.

The muscular man knew Xu Yang. When he saw Xu Yang coming, he immediately took a step forward and said nonchalantly, "What? Do you want to help your friend find a place?"

Said.

He flashed his biceps and sneered: "I advise you to go back and practice for a few more days before coming back...otherwise you will be like your friend again, and I will beat you to pieces!"

This guy is over 1.9 meters tall and very big.

In addition, it may be due to year-round fitness exercises, and the body is indeed very strong.

Xu Yang looked at the muscular man calmly and couldn't help but ask: "Didn't you see what happened in the haunted house? Who gave you the courage to hit my friend?"

In a haunted house.

After he smashed the head of the haunted house "NPC" that transformed into himself with a hammer, Ma Long explained that it was his own doing... But anyone with a brain should know that he is not an ordinary person.

Is this strong man Tiehanhan?

Xu Yang's eyes flashed.

The muscular man's expression was stagnant at first, and then he looked like he was going crazy. He grabbed his girlfriend Bang Bang Bang and punched her three times... Then he slapped himself crazily until his face started to bleed. Then his eyes widened and he fainted.

There are a lot of people here on the roller coaster.

After such a commotion, a large number of people suddenly gathered around.

Xu Yang, however, had already left, pulled Ma Long and walked out.

When Ma Long heard the movement on the other side of the roller coaster, he stretched his neck and said curiously: "Old Xu, Old Xu... there seems to be something going on over there. Let's go and take a look!"

"Look at me, take me home first, I still want to practice!"

"Yes, yes, I also want to practice and break through to the Night Travel Realm... When I reach the Night Travel Realm, I will go find trouble for that bitch!"

Ma Long drove Xu Yang to the villa in a BMW.

At this moment, the five girls had returned from shopping. When Xu Yang came in, he found that they were actually watching TV news... In the news, the clips of Xu Yang being interviewed, being assassinated, and then fighting back were playing.

The more bloody scenes in the video have been mosaic processed.

But the scene of Xu Yang surrounding him, the air sword floating, and the eight swords flying in unison to kill people, was captured very clearly, and even gave a special close-up!

Seeing Xu Yang coming back, Yue Yuluo was the first to jump up: "Husband, you are so angry..."

“You’re already on trending searches!”

Yang Yin, Yun Mengxi and the others started talking at once.

Xu Yang was not surprised by this.

Now the country has announced the existence of martial arts and Taoism, and has even vaguely mentioned the existence of evil spirits, demons and ghosts in the world. Well-known "martial arts anchors" such as Master Chen of Wudang have also edited and released real videos in recent days. Cultivation-related videos.

Therefore, even if what happened today is not popular enough, the officials will add fuel to the flames and make it a hot search topic.

However……

When Xu Yang carefully read the trending news, he found...

The reason why he really became popular on the Internet was not the scene of the eight swords flying together, handsomely killing the Asura Sect killer, but the video of him being shot in the head by the Asura Sect killer during an interview.

That video was even specially edited and subtitled.

In the video, Xu Yang was seriously explaining to the media the difference between Taoist cultivators and warriors.

"Taoist cultivators focus on refining qi and enlightening the Tao. Warriors practice martial arts, focusing on strengthening their bodies and strengthening their qi and blood. Just from the physical point of view, a warrior's physical body is very strong, while a Taoist cultivator's physical body is very weak..."

"Let's use an analogy..."

Xu Yang in the video uses "gun" as a metaphor, saying that for powerful warriors, guns and ammunition are no longer a threat, but as a Taoist cultivator, he will lose his life if someone shoots him with a black gun at close range.

The words just fell...

boom!

There was a gunshot.

Then there was a scene of yellow-orange bullet heads deforming and falling to the ground.

Xu Yang covered his forehead, screamed in pain, and cursed: "Who...who fired the shot?"

At this time, the video screen was frozen, and the camera gave a close-up of Xu Yang's forehead. A red mark appeared where the bullet hit the center of the eyebrow, and then Xu Yang's eyes in the video had a special effect of lighting up.

Below, a line of words jumped out—the physical body of a Taoist cultivator is a billion points weaker!

"Ah this..."

Xu Yang stopped and said, "No, there's something wrong with this video. The gun was equipped with a silencer. How could there be such an obvious sound of shooting?"

Liu Shishi couldn't help laughing and said: "This is a good thing. I see many people are discussing on the Internet. Now I call you [Dean Xu, who is physically weak]. Many people say they want to apply for the Wucheng Martial Arts School Taoist Academy and follow you." He’s practicing Taoism!”

Yunmengxi said: "You think...my husband won't make his debut like this, right? If someone asks my husband to make a movie, I will definitely be the female lead!"

"Make a film about wool!"

Xu Yang said with a dark face: "Is that called making a movie?"

"Aren't they all the same?"

Yunmengxi spread his hands.

Xu Yang gritted his teeth and said, "The movie is just like the one we watched together last night. The movie is a serious movie. How can it be the same?"

"ah!"

Yunmengxi blushed and pinched Xu Yang's arm.

Yue Qiluo joked: "My husband is partial to watching movies with Sister Yun, but not with us..."

For a moment, everyone gathered together with laughter and laughter.

What happened at night is self-evident.

On the second day, Xu Yang slept until noon before getting up.

After getting up, he received a call from Officer Wang. On the other end of the phone, Officer Wang said, "Master Xu, I have time to go to the welfare home this weekend. Do you want to go together?"

"good!"

Xu Yang said: "I just happened to go see Master Ma's mother and son."

"Okay, I'll pick you up at your store."

Soon, the two met at the funeral shop.

To Xu Yang's surprise, Officer Wang's forensic daughter was also there. After seeing Xu Yang, she shook hands, exchanged pleasantries, and then asked: "Master Xu, is the video circulating on the Internet true? ?Is your body really invulnerable?”

Xu Yang said modestly: "It's not that exaggerated. I'm just a little stronger physically."

Officer Wang's daughter showed great interest in Xu Yang.

She said: "Master Xu, can we chat together if we have time... I am very curious about how the human body can become so hard!"

Seeing the look in her eyes as she looked at him, Xu Yang couldn't help but shudder and quickly refused... Could this woman be used to studying corpses and want to dissect them and study them herself?

soon.

Arrived outside the welfare home.

Officer Wang found a parking space and stopped, took out milk, melon and fruit snacks from the trunk of the car, and walked Xu Yang to the welfare home while saying: "This welfare home is the only one in Wucheng. There are some children inside, as well as many childless old people... Huh?"

Just saying.

Officer Wang found that Xu Yang stopped and immediately asked: "Master Xu, what's wrong with you?"

Xu Yang looked at the orphanage in front of him.

There was some confusion on his face.

He secretly activated the "Sky Eye Technique", only to find that at noon, in the sky above the orphanage, there was an extremely strong anger and resentment. The violence and resentment condensed and almost turned into a grimace!

…………

PS: The fourth update is here, a little later than expected. It’s a new month, so please give me a monthly ticket!

PS2: I have to leave for the provincial hospital at around 6 o'clock tomorrow morning to check up on my child. It's not certain when I'll be back. Tomorrow's update will be in the evening. I hope everyone can forgive me. By the way, I would like to recommend a new book to a good gay friend: I Just Want to Cultivate Immortality. !

Recommended words: Others rely on talent to cultivate immortality, but I rely not only on talent, but also on my girlfriends.