This heavenly master is not serious

March 21, 2024, the tenth day of the second lunar month.

Niu Pang and seventy-two immortals including Clairvoyance, Shunfeng Er, Thunder God, Lightning Mother, Kuimulang Xingjun and others rushed back to the earth.

The seventy-two gods have not changed much compared to before.

On the contrary, it was a cow's face with a red face.

His cultivation level has been directly upgraded to the Demon King Realm. There is still a bit of "immortal energy" in his body, and he has obviously condensed the "immortal law"!

He did not change his human form, but maintained the form of the old scalper.

The man stood up and acted casually. When he saw Xu Yang, he ran over and said with a smile: "Sir, I got great luck when I went to the three realms this time. Not only did I get a unique opportunity, I also condensed the laws of immortality and became a demon." The immortal is hopeful and has obtained an incredible magic weapon!"

An old scalper.

He winked and gave off a somewhat vulgar air.

Xu Yang was surprised.

Niu Pang once proclaimed himself "Niu Shou Mountain" for nearly 700 years. In fact, a "strong man" like him has cut off his own foundation long ago. It is too difficult to make a breakthrough in this life. However, now, not only has he been promoted to the perfection of the Demon King Realm, He also condensed the "laws of immortality".

Even Niu Pang himself said that it was possible to "become a demon immortal", which shows that the opportunity he got was indeed extraordinary.

As for the "incredible" magic weapon, Xu Yang didn't pay much attention to it.

What a great, top-grade immortal weapon.

Could it still be an acquired spiritual treasure or an innate spiritual treasure?

That night.

Xu Yang booked a dozen banquets in the hotel to welcome the seventy-two gods.

His nine wives, Xiao Miao, the "Meow Girl" and the Baihua Fairy, also went to the banquet together.

"Fairy, when did you come down to earth?"

The gods were very surprised when they saw Baihua Fairy.

Baihua Fairy, as the "Lord of Hundreds of Flowers" conferred by the Jade Emperor, is in charge of the "Hundred Flowers Palace" in heaven. In terms of official rank and immortal status, she is above them, and Baihua Fairy is also extremely powerful.

Jade Emperor...

He actually demoted her to the mortal world too?

"I, the flower fairy of the Baihua Palace, made a mistake. As the Lord of Baihua, I will naturally change the punishment."

Baihua Fairy replied with a smile.

Everyone listens...

I probably understand what's going on.

Although everyone in the world of cultivators yearns to "become a member of the Immortal Class", how do they know... When one is truly outside the Immortal Class, jumping out of the Three Realms, the life of immortality is very boring.

Especially in heaven, where there are very few entertainment options, any "immortal" would be bored after living there for countless years.

Fairy Baihua obviously found her own excuse to sneak down to the mortal world to "have fun".

It just so happened that the Jade Emperor wanted to "relegate" some immortals to station in the "ancestral court" of the earth, so he naturally fulfilled Baihua Fairy's wish.

The immortals are seated.

Counting Xu Yang, Baihua Fairy, Liu Shishi, Yueniang, Yang Yin, Yue Yuluo, Yue Qiluo and other girls as well as Niu Pang who transformed into a human form, there are 85 people in total.

"Huh?"

Niu Pang sat at a table alone. He was surprised: "Sir, why are there two more banquet tables?"

Xu Yang smiled and said: "Not many, there will be others coming later."

As soon as he finished speaking, the prince, Meng Mingshan and fifteen golden immortals came in from the door.

Fairy Baihua's expression changed slightly, and she said in a deep voice: "Marshal Meng!"

The seventy-two gods also stood up together.

Of course they know Marshal Meng!

At that time, the ten great eunuchs under the command of "Emperor Dongyue" were all powerful men of Daluo who were famous in the three realms. Especially since they followed "Emperor Dongyue" and killed almost the entire Jiuyou, they were even more famous.

Treating Meng Mingshan, the immortals showed great respect and saluted with clasped fists.

"It turns out to be Fairy Baihua, Immortal Lord Twenty-Eight Constellations..."

Meng Mingshan hugged his fists in return, and then his eyes... fell on Niu Pang, who was sitting alone at the table. A look of astonishment flashed across his eyes, and then he took a step forward and sat down next to Niu Pang. .

Niu Pang already knew Meng Mingshan's identity and was so frightened that he quickly stood up and saluted.

But Meng Mingshan smiled and said, "No need to be polite."

He has a cold personality.

Even when he had just treated Baihua Fairy and Seventy-Two Immortals, he had never shown such a smile.

This scene fell into the eyes of Xu Yang and the immortals, and they all flashed a look of surprise. However, the fifteen golden immortals under Meng Mingshan's command brightened up and looked at Meng Mingshan one after another. Someone sent a message and asked, Said: "Brother, that cow...could it be the emperor's one?"

Meng Mingshan did not admit it, but he also did not deny it, saying: "There is no need to make it public, just pretend that you don't know him."

Among the seventy-two immortals, Shunfeng Er's ears twitched and he looked at Niu Pang, with a look of astonishment flashing across his face.

this……

The stupid cow is actually the "Colorful Sacred Bull" that was the mount of Emperor Dongyue?

How can this be?

Emperor Dongyue's mount "Colorful Divine Bull" is an ancient alien species. Among all the bull tribes in the three realms, except for the old green bull at the entrance of Tushita Palace in the 33rd Heaven, he is definitely the strongest!

I heard that the colorful sacred cow died in the Nine Netherworld...

Unexpectedly, he was also reincarnated.

And reincarnated as a fool like Niu Pang?

"Old Er, did you hear something?"

Clairvoyant lowered his voice and asked quietly.

He was the most familiar with Shunfeng Er, but Shunfeng Er said "Abba" a few times and didn't say much.

"Since everyone is here, let's eat first, and then we'll talk after we finish."

Xu Yang raised it up and toasted everyone three times, and then said: "Let's eat, let's drink... Niu Pang, go inform the chef and ask them to prepare more dishes to go with the wine. Today I want to accompany Tianting." , the immortals in the underworld will not return until they are drunk."

After everyone had eaten and drank, Xu Yang talked about his plan to enter hell.

"good!"

Lei Gong was the first to slap the table and jump up, saying: "It's time to take the initiative. The Nine Nether Blood Emperor sent the Nine Nether monsters to cause trouble in the world, causing the death of hundreds of billions of innocent people. We finally pacified the three major realms. Chaos, does he, Satan, want to start a war again?”

"That's right, if you want to fight, fight, we are not afraid... But on this battlefield, we have the final say!"

"Those bastard false gods in the West, I have wanted to kill them for a long time!"

All the immortals agreed, but Baihua Fairy was the calmest. She said: "Hell is Satan's lair after all. Hell is as vast as a star field on earth, and there are countless demons and undead in it... I think that since we want to take the initiative to kill When you go to hell, you must be fully prepared!”

"oh?"

Xu Yang said: "What do you think of the fairy?"

Baihua Fairy said: "It's not a high opinion, but I think... before going to hell, Xu Tianshi should probably go to heaven. If your majesty knows that Xu Tianshi is so determined, he will definitely support him."

Xu Yang's eyes lit up.

this problem.

He ignored it.

In order to "protect the ancestral home on earth", the underworld gave each of the thirty-eight newly promoted immortals a powerful immortal weapon, and gave Yue Yuluo an acquired spiritual treasure "Wutuzhu". The magic weapon "Emperor of the Earth" was lent to him.

He, the Jade Emperor, has to express his feelings to some extent, right?

"Everyone, please eat and drink first. I will go to heaven to see the Emperor of Heaven. I hope he can give us some support."

Xu Yang stood up, hugged his fists at the immortals, left the hotel, and turned into a ray of fairy light and disappeared into the night.

…………

Heaven.

Nantianmen.

In front of the tall and majestic Nantian Gate, the four heavenly kings of the Demon Family and many heavenly soldiers and generals were stationed outside the door. The fairy mist flowed under the feet, which was quite fairy-like.

brush!

A ray of fairy light suddenly flew over and turned into Xu Yang's appearance after landing.

"Um?"

The Northern King Duowen Tian looked over with his precious umbrella in hand. When he found out that the person coming was Xu Yang, he couldn't help but smile and said: "It turns out to be Xu Tianshi... How can Xu Tianshi have time to come to heaven today?"

Xu Yang clasped his fists, said hello to the four heavenly kings, and then said straight to the point: "Four heavenly kings, please inform me... I have something important to do, and I want to meet with your majesty!"

King Dongfangzhiguo said: "Master Xu, please wait a moment. I will go to see your Majesty right away."

He turned around and flew towards Nantianmen. After flying about two thousand miles, he met Xu Jingyang head-on.

Xu Jingyang was wearing a Taoist robe and stepping on fairy clouds. Looking at the direction of takeoff, it was obvious that he was heading outside the Nantian Gate.

"Master Xu Tian."

King Dongfangchiguo asked: "Where is Master Xu Tian going?"

Xu Jingyang smiled and said, "There is no need for the king to go. Your Majesty knows Xu Tianshi's intention to come and specially ordered the poor Taoist to come to greet Xu Tianshi."

soon.

Xu Jingyang arrived outside Nantianmen.

"Master Xu Tian!"

"Master Xu Tian..."

These two Heavenly Masters of the "Jingming Dao" had a very strange relationship with each other, but no one felt awkward. After some pleasantries, Xu Jingyang said: "Master Xu, please... His Majesty has been waiting at Taiwei Yuqing Palace for a long time. ”

"oh?"

Xu Yang said in surprise: "I have just arrived at Nantianmen not even 10 minutes ago... Could it be that His Majesty already knew that I would come to Heaven?"

Xu Jingyang said: "Your Majesty is the supreme being of the three realms, so naturally he knows everything."

omniscient?

Xu Yang secretly complained...

Is it too much?

As far as he knew, although the Jade Emperor was the Supreme of the Three Realms, his power had not yet reached the level of omniscience. He usually relied on his clairvoyance and ears to monitor the three realms in Heaven... Perhaps Fairy Baihua should have informed him of his coming to Heaven.

The second time he came to "Taiwei Yuqing Palace", Xu Yang was familiar with the road and soon met the Jade Emperor.

It's still the pavilion.

It is still the same garden with flowers in full bloom.

The only difference from last time was that as soon as Xu Yang entered the garden, the flower fairies busy in the garden turned pale with fright and flew around, shouting "devil", "devil" and "hooligan". ", "pervert" and so on.

"Ding!"

"The flower fairy was frightened, her merit value +100,000, and her flower planting skills +1."

"Ding!"

"The flower fairy was frightened. The merit value is +100,000, and the flower picking +1."

"Ding……"

System prompts sounded in his mind one after another, and a few flower fairies were even frightened, collided with each other while flying around, and fell at Xu Yang's feet.

Xu Yang was a little embarrassed, so he picked up the flower fairy and put it in his hand, then blew it away in one breath.

The Jade Emperor naturally knew what happened in his "back garden" last time, but he did not mention it. Instead, he smiled and said: "I, the flower fairy in the back garden, have never seen many strangers and are relatively timid. , Master Xu Tian, ​​don’t mind.”

Xu Yang smiled and said: "It doesn't matter, these flower fairies are quite cute."

The Jade Emperor said: "Since Xu Tianshi thinks they are cute, why not take a few back to raise them? Don't underestimate these flower fairies. They are all masters in cultivating fairy plants. Common elixirs and plants in the world can be cultivated by them." , maybe there is hope to reach the immortal level.”

"Ding!"

"The flower fairy was frightened, her merit value +100,000, and her flower planting skills +1."

"Ding!"

"The flower fairy was frightened. The merit value is +100,000, and the flower picking +1."

"Ding……"

Suddenly, the flower fairies became even more frightened, and even cries could be heard in the back garden.

Xu Yang's eyes lit up.

These flower fairies look small and exquisite and have no fighting power, but they are elves born from the "fairy flowers" in heaven. They are all born to be immortals. As the Jade Emperor said, they have the ability to turn decay into magic and can transform ordinary people in the world. It is possible to cultivate elixirs and plants into elixirs and immortal plants!

The most important thing is...

Flower fairies are small and very easy to scare.

"In that case, I would like to thank Your Majesty for the reward."

Not caring about being modest, Xu Yang immediately took out the Earthly Emperor's Book. When the pages of the Earthly Emperor's Book were unfolded, more than fifty flower fairies in the back garden of Taiwei Yuqing Palace were immediately included in the page space.

The Jade Emperor's eyelids twitched.

Oh shit!

This old thief...

After being reincarnated once, he is still so shameless!

I'm just talking, don't you know how to be humble?

What's more, even if you give me a reward... I'll just give you three or five flower fairies. How can you catch all the flower fairies in my back garden?

But if you say it out loud, water will be thrown out.

What's more, he is the Supreme Being of the Three Realms. There is no reason to take back what he said. The Jade Emperor could only say generously: "Master Xu Tianshi guards the ancestral court in the world and has meritorious service in the ancestral court, meritorious service in the human world, and meritorious service in the three realms. Just some flower fairies can't count." Nothing, if Master Xu Tianshi feels it is not enough, I will order the fairy from Baihua Palace to send some more later."

"real?"

Xu Yang was so happy that he wished he could kowtow to the Jade Emperor directly, and said quickly: "Thank you, Your Majesty!"

Jade Emperor: "???"

what?

Do you really want it?

He understood Xu Yang's shamelessness and stopped mentioning the matter. He changed his tone and asked about the situation in the human world, saying: "I know your decision...Xu Yang, do you know that just by relying on the ancestral family in the human world?" That holy city, those seventy-two gods, Baihua Fairy and Marshal Meng, it is difficult to stop Satan in hell."

Xu Yang said: "If you don't try it, how can you know?"

The Jade Emperor said again: "You may die."

Xu Yang smiled and said: "If we can save billions of innocent people on the earth from this catastrophe, then we will die...what's the harm?"

Afraid of wool.

My father is Yin Tianzi!

If I die, the worst case scenario is that I will turn into a ghost and go to the underworld to inherit the family business!

"Since you have made your decision, I won't say any more... But your cultivation is still a little bit behind. Even if you get the Earth Emperor's Book, it will be difficult to exert the power of the Earth Emperor's Book... Today, I will help you You lend a hand.”

The Jade Emperor had just finished speaking.

Immediately, one by one the graceful fairies brought in stacks of fairy peaches.

Xu Yang took a fairy peach and bit it in one bite.

Buzz!

In an instant, the immortal light within his body surged, and the immortal laws quickly condensed!